"Up on Monmouth College"
Up on Monmouth College, in 1870,
half a dozen college girls as cute as they could be,
thought they knew the meaning of the word fraternity,
so they bound themselves together
and called it KKG!
Call her up,
<hand to ear like a phone> Sigma Nu, get a date!
<clap, clap>
Hurry Up,
<tap wrist, like tapping a watch> Sigma Chi, don't be late!
<clap, clap>
Tip your hat,
<put hand up to imaginary hat on top of your head> KA,
<tip your hat down> in that good old southern way,
cause a Kappa takes her pick and she won't wait!
<clap, clap>
I hope this wasn't too confusing to follow with the motions...