Dear Crabby Pants,
Go help someone somewhere. Go do service work. I guarantee it will change your mood. You won't have time to be frustrated about your inability to live vicariously through strangers' lives.
And for the love of Mike, don't be such a keyboard chicken/bully. If you have something to say say it under your user name. Forget the "private message army" making you "right"; that is an unconvincing strategy.
If someone on GC bugs you, you can put them on your ignore list, it's really effective.
You're not being held hostage here, you know?