Zero.

I admit, I've never had a sockpuppet and I've never participated in sockpuppetry.

Hard to believe, but you can verify it with John if you want. I have no problem telling it like it is (whether it be the truth or ridiculing people...I don't give a shit) under my OTW name.

I have, however, had my name (both real and on GC) parodied on the website that shall not be named.