[Dionysus]

If you're light skinned and have an affinity for tea (pinkies up, anyone?) you should pledge AKA.

If you're brown skinned and good in bed, you should pledge Delta.

If you're dark skinned and saved/sanctified/filled with the Holy Ghost, you should pledge Zeta.

If you have good hair and eat KFC instead of Popeye's, you should pledge SGRho.

If you have short dreads/braids, a deep voice, wear Air Force One's, and follow the WNBA you should pledge Omicron Psi Omeger. They ain't NPHC, but they are an Omega Psi Phi knock-off, that should be close enough!