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Old 07-31-2001, 01:55 AM
agger_rob agger_rob is offline
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Ok, here's a bunch of great lines from some of my favorite movies, this is kind of long, so bear with me:

Animal House
"My Advice to you, start drinking heavily."
"Better listen to him Flounder, he's premed."

"I think I'm in love with a retard."
"Is he bigger than me?"

"He's serious this time, I think he knows about the exams."
"He's right."
"You're right."
"We gotta do something."
"You know what we gotta do?"
"Toga party."

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

American Pie
"It's just like that college chick told me. All you gotta do is ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and sh*t."
"I don't know man, that sounds like a lot of work."

"Suck me, beautiful."

The Fugitive
"What I want out of each and everyone of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area."

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass."

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria."

Tommy Boy
"I was checking the specs on the end line rotory gerter... I'm retarded."

"Did I catch a niner in there, were you calling from a walkie talkie?"
"No, it was a cordless."

Varsity Blues
"I can't focus, I need to get some ass."

"Oh my God! She's got this look, like I just fell out of the 'I wanna suck **** **** tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"Jonathan Moxon you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophmore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue."

"Tweeter, do you think you'll enjoy prison?"
"I don't know"

"Want some advice? Here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before eleven. Beer is your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?"
"Someone on your hall will. Find them and make friends with them the first day."
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