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Old 10-04-2005, 06:42 PM
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How could you forget these?

"My two friends (the only two women on the campus who will hang out with me but I won't tell you that) and I have started a sorority and we want to call it [insert name of existing NPC group]. Is that a good name?"

or

"I started a sorority (during finals week last year b/c I was tired of studying, but I won't tell you that, let alone reveal my GPA) and we now have five chapters (I won't add that average chapter membership is 3) including one on [insert name of another continent]."

or

"Ewww, how can there be a noncollegiate sorority with initials the same as [insert name of infamous white supremacist org]. I would never join that!"
Response: You don't live in Indiana and they haven't invited you anyway.


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