I just did my taxes, my refund is over $1300. Hello summer adventure in archaeology.

OMG YESSS. the one I want is called the "Texas Margarita" cause it's huuuge. It's equivalent to about 3-4** shots of Tequila lmaoooo.

Plus i'm a lightweight, even the one that had a little bit of Tequila in it had me acting funny lol.


**Ok so i can't remember the exact amount, but all i know is it's an SHITload amount. 3-4 sounds like a lot to me so that is why i put it lol

Actually, I wasn’t intruding on him. I laughed and teased him about it when he wouldn’t open the door. If I’m with my s/o and occupied, I’m not opening the door either. He called and told me he was having some issues (that he brought on himself) with a young lady he’s only known for a few weeks. He asked for my thoughts on it, so I gave them to him. I never give advice to him or any of my friends unless they ask. I’m also not being judgmental of him. He always ask me for advice about his dates because he likes the advice I give, but if someone continually ask me for my advice on anything and likes the advice I give but won’t at least try it, then eventually I’m going to stop giving it. My concern with him rest with his purpose of dating, not necessarily with the resources he uses to do it. If I was single I wouldn’t go the “speed dating” route either. If some folks like it, then good for them.

Everyone has their own purpose for dating, and I’m not going to judge someone because their thoughts on dating are different from my own. I think romance is cool, sexuality is cool, and attraction is cool. But if all of those things are not built upon a lasting friendship and respect for the other person’s character, then something is wrong. The advice I gave him (rather he chooses to accept it or not is on him) but, I told him a real lasting relationship (which is what he "says" he wants) should be built upon friendship first. My concern is not how he met her, it’s with his motive. It’s about beginning every romantic relationship with an eye toward friendship. In other words spend time with that person in nonromantic ways while getting to know them. Screwing someone (like he did and does) after you’ve known them for a few weeks/months is not quality “time spent” to me. I don’t care how you met that person, being lovers/sexual partners with someone you (in general) wouldn’t want to be friends with isn’t a good thing to me. We all have different opinions about it, but to me the purpose of dating is to practice and experiment. The end goal of dating (to me) is generally to decide sooner or later whether or not to marry. It’s a means to find out what kind of person we complement and with whom we are spiritually and emotionally compatible, whether it’s through speed dating, through the internet, or in a social setting. How he and other folks choose to date is their choice.

When your friends come to you as a friend and share their experiences with you, then you continue to be the friend that you’ve always been to them. When my friends share their experiences with me and ask for my thoughts on them, I’m going to keep being the friend that I’ve always been to them whether they like my comments or not. If they don’t want my opinion, then they shouldn’t ask for it.

ETA: And I thought you said you were going to leave me alone.:)

Yes :)

ETA: LOL I'm just playin'.:D

Don't confine me! :( :p

I had to do a little siggy shopping. I saw a really wide selection of siggy material here, but I finally made my selection.:p

So, how was Burger Slinger? :)

He'd been going at it about 2-3 times a week but, after a couple weeks, his practices mysteriously stopped. Just like that. Gee, I wonder if someone complained? (or if his pipes were stolen) :confused: ;) Honestly, it wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't been working overnights--he got revved up around 7 or 8am, right when I was getting to bed!



Wow, I'm sure this will be funny one day, but I'm still shocked and scared. My mom tried to swallow a GINORMOUS chewable pill (she doesn't like the taste) and she choked on it. :eek: It wouldn't budge from her windpipe, but she could breathe around it. She kept saying, "I'm choking!" so my dad tried to give her the Heimlich:

Me: NO, don't do that! You could hurt her!
Him: But she said she's choking! She can't breathe!
Me: If she can talk, THAT MEANS SHE CAN BREATHE.
Him: :confused:......Oh.
*let's go of her*

She's now waterlogged after drinking a ton to make the pill move. She's okay and it went down, but he's still fussing over her, trying to make her lay down to "get her strength back." As scary as that was, it's sweet to see my dad this fussy and doting. He really loves her. It sounds weird, but I really doubted that (they've fought nonstop for years and he can be pretty terrible to her). Those couple of minutes were horrible, but it's nice to see my parents like this.

"Burger King" :rolleyes: was closed so I had to settle for Wendy's.

I'm going to start calling you CG the fast food player hater.:D

ETA: and what I feel like saying is that it's Wednesday. I can't stand Mondays and Wednesdays. Damn.

l love ursula rucker...this song is just too damn short tho.

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