|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
Right now, there are two who have been talking with me for a few days now. One called me tonight. I think his nickname will be Quiet Guy. After we'd been talking on the phone for about an hour, he asked if I was ok with quiet guys. I asked him why he was asking me that, because he wasn't quiet. He said he usually is and that most women comment on how quiet he is within 5 minutes of being on the phone. He told me my profile made him nervous because I said I enjoyed intelligent conversation and he felt pressured. I pointed out that we'd been on the phone for an hour and there hadn't been any awkward silences so it seemed like we were doing fine talking. He held his own pretty well. He has a good sense of humor and he was able to talk about current events, politics, travel to various places.. good conversation. He asked me a couple days ago if I would go bowling with him. I told him I needed to get to know him a little bit better before we met in person because I'd had some bad experiences before. He brought up Niagra Falls tonight as one of his favorite places and I almost started laughing. He asked if I'd been there and I told him once, when I was 18. He said "I'll have to work really hard to get you to go there instead of bowling, huh?" It was funny. Anyway, good conversation. He made me laugh a few times and just sent me some funny text messages as I was writing this too. The other is Printer Guy. He has been sending texts over the past couple days and said tonight he would like to take me to the movies. I'm super busy this weekend so I'm holding them both off at the moment. I have a wedding Friday and MANY graduation parties Saturday. Things should calm down a little after that. |
Quote:
Hilarious! So why is the other guy called Printer Guy? lol. I don't know why but I laugh so hard at the nicknames. I'm sorry Dee, but Quiet Guy seems kind of creepy. I'm kidding. :p Maybe he's just really nervous. :) |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
Quote:
|
Quote:
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
My girl gave me a nice treat this morning. There is nothing like a morning piece of ass. I read an article saying that morning sex is the best sex. That shit is true, because most dudes wake up hard as hell as it is. I wake up hard as hell, ready to fuck LOL. Not having some hot morning ass before work is like not having a hot cup of morning coffee before work, for some.
|
LOL.
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
Quote:
Based on your previous posts, your father didn't treat your mother well, and eventually went AWOL, so it's pretty easy to see why you have little understanding of what manhood is. Without something to measure yourself against, it is impossible to understand where you want to end up, so I understand. The most important thing a man can do for his children is to honor and love their mother, and unfortunately (based on your posts) your "pop's" didn't, and you're living proof of that. LOL. You are one funny dude. Ignorant as hell, but funny. But, the best entertainment is free entertainment. Keep up the good work, man.:D |
Mr. KDR is traveling for work and he always rolls his eyes when I ask him to let me know when he has reached each destination. Of course, he does it to appease me. But, now, instead of "I'm in Chicago next flight leaves @ 10p" text messages, this is what I get:
"We hit a black hole then a rogue wave got us but I was still undead. Then, the plane spontaneously combusted and I did NOT make it to Chicago alive...love you!" I couldn't help but laugh out loud. I still get what I want by knowing he arrived safely and he gets to practice his smart-ass skills. It's a win-win! |
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire.
Quote:
|
Quote:
lol |
here's my weekly post of complaining about being in an LDR. Although, most weeks I just stare at this thread and whine in my head.
the end is near, though it hasn't sunk in yet. and probably won't until that sunday night when I don't have to make a 2 hour drive home because I am home. :eek: https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/im...3XCJp7QRosGBQq |
Quote:
|
Quote:
@ PrettyBoy, I was fuckn with you, home's. I used to fuck with one of my frat the same way. Dude was like you. Dude's been married for 7 years, and hasn't looked back. I couldn't get under his skin, so I stopped fuckn with him. LOL. |
My D&R random: I think I'm going to need to take a break from this shit. All we do is argue. Every couple does, but I know when it's healthy and normal, and to a point where shit is just fucked up. We're there.
|
Quote:
"Wrestling moves, son. Me and your mother are just practicing our favorite wrestling moves. Now, back to your room." :cool: |
Quote:
|
Quote:
Quote:
That, or just say "We were watching a movie". :p |
Quote:
|
Quote:
Quote:
http://youtu.be/9o7earp01FA Quote:
|
Quote:
Quote:
I didn't mean that kind of movie. :o |
My ex came by the office today since he had sent me an e-mail that he didn't have my number, and i hadn't reponded. I didn't even see the e-mail in the combined 5,000 unread emails I have between my work, personal, and school accounts. He had attached a book of his poetry in the e-mail, and I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure which of, or any of the poems are about me, and I'm not going to ask.
Srsly, so random. |
Quiet guy is anything but quiet, via text message anyway. He has been tossing all these cheesy lines in texts.
Him: You remind me so much of someone. Me: I hope it's not an enemy! Him: Someone I haven't met yet. Only dreamed of. Me: Do women really fall for that line? Him: Didn't mean it as just a line. I apologize. Me: I'm teasing with you. Him: Oh. Ok. You forgot the lol. And no. Never works. A few hours later, I get this: Him: If you held 11 roses and stood in front of the mirror you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. He called shortly after that and I asked him if had a book of cheesy lines or what? He said the first one he came up with on his own but the second one he looked up. After our call.. a text message: Him: I really do think you are beautiful. That's not a line. Me: Thank you. |
Quote:
|
Quote:
My favorite of all cheesy cheese moments: Guy: Excuse me? Me: Yes? Guy: Can you settle a bet between my friend and I? It's just one question, won't take too much of your time. Me: Sure. Guy: It's so stupid but I've gotta ask, just to prove him wrong...how much do you think a polar bear weighs? Me: I have no idea. What was your guess? Guy: Just enough to break the ice....hi, I'm "Nate." I laughed soooooo hard. He got points just for sheer nerve. We didn't end up dating but he is now married to one of my friends and they just found out they're expecting. I guess it worked on someone. :) |
I had to go back and delete my posts on here from last night. I was fucked up. That Hennessy ain't no joke.
|
Quote:
|
AGDee and christiangirl play too many games, for real LOL.
Questions to the fellas: What's y'alls initial approach to females? How did y'all approach your girl/wives? Did you come at her with a dumbass one liner like what I read above, or were you for real on your approach? How do y'all feel about females who play games? Some dudes like the games, and some don't. How do y'all feel about that? I think every female plays games to protect herself, but I can't fuck with her if she starts playing games just to tease me. I'm not the one liner type dude, I come at her in a way that I'm for real interested. That doesn't mean it's going to be shit that's serious though. It could be that I just want to hit it, but that depends on the female. Either way, my approach to come at her is going to be for real. |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
I do savor that the home wrecker he hooked up with proved to be a new level of cray cray and she did him wrong, take that everyone who didn't see anything wrong with what he did, HAHAHA. |
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
|
Quote:
Quote:
Guy: Excuse me, miss, what is your name? me: CG. Guy: CG, you're very pretty. me: Thank you. :) No games. No smooth lines. Nothing requiring a book. That man was clearly confident enough to not have to hide behind anything, just walk up and be himself. It was refreshing. Even if it hadn't been a compliment, just a "Well, my name is ______. How's your day going?" would be perfectly sufficient. |
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
|
| All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:09 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
