She is going to make love with the man she marries. She isn't going to f*** anybody ever.

The irony is that Cen1aur cannot grasp his womanfriend (or himself) ever deciding to be celebate.

Because she won't. You feel me?

LOL.

Cen1aur1963 will grow up and learn that people (yes, men included) save themselves for whatever reasons they save themselves.

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I laughed at first, but then I had to think about it.....

You shoooooooooooooo do take a high interest in other men's dicks.

But what you don't seem to get is, if you and dude are feeling each other, he's still going to want that ass. Every dude gets hard when he's around his girl. You feel me? You make it seem like just because a dude wants to hit it, that dude only wants that and only that out of the relationship. What I'm telling you is, you aren't going to find a dude like that. Yeah, there are some, but the numbers are so few, which makes your expectations unrealistic.

LOL girl please, have a seat. You're over here talkin shit, but yet you don't have a man to call your own. On here posting about some pet names n shit, "Prof dude", some "Hockey mofo", and some "Talking shit", dude. Sit down somewhere and leave the chatting to the adults.

LOL @ you talking about irony.

I don't give a shit why folks save themselves. As long as my dick is getting wet, I'm good LOL.

LOL @ this mofo. No, I'm not interested in your dick, home's. And based on the amount dust that's caked on your dick, your girl doesn't seem to be interested in your dusty dick, either. LOL.

Do you need a DICKtionary?


A grown man who is not sex deprived would not sound so desperate.

You actually are. You fantasize about his penis being dusty and pages ago you were fantasizing about other men masturbating.

Dead!



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LOL. You all remember Iota Man's fantasies?

Iota Man: I know your man masturbates *fwap fwap fwap*

Me: Ok.

Iota Man: I know your man masturbates *fwap fwap fwap*

Me: It is his penis therefore....

Iota Man: Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh...hisssss...penisss...ohhhhh shiiitttttttttt.... *FWAP*

Oh Em Gee.

My D&R Random:

Good old WFF is at it again! She met a guy at a charity event on Thursday and by the next day she was calling him her future husband. While it did seem promising, they had a great time and he was telling her how funny she was, when she hadn't heard from him a few days later she texted him and he sent her a nice but "I'm pretty busy this summer" text back.

Our girlfriends were blowing mad sunshine up her ass..."that's what you have to do with guys in NYC! They have to be reminded if you like them or not! You did the right thing!" OH PLEASE. Anywhere, if a guy is interested, he'll let you know. If he's not interested...still, he'll let you know.

I'm annoyed with her for other things but this is a good place to start. I've had a bad date or two, but hers are either OMGTHISISTHEGUYIMGOINGTOMARRY!!!!1!! or OMGTHISISTHEWORSTGUYEVERHIDEYOURKIDSHIDEYOURWIVES! ! If she just calmed the eff down and allowed the 75% of dates to be just normal--not amazing or abysmal, she'd probably have a lot more fun.

Has WFF ever undergone counseling?

OH and DOUBLE POST because I forgot:

A few weeks ago, I went on a Sunday date with this guy. We had a fantastic time just walking around, having ice cream, and talking. It felt like 2 hours but ended up being longer. Later that evening I received a text telling me that he hoped I got home safe and that he had a great time and wanted to see me again.

Date #2 happened that Saturday. We awkwardly ran into his best friend while we were out which was weird but oh well. (Not sure if he planned that...?) He mentioned that he had just stopped drinking--but not because he had an alcohol problem!--but that he had gone overboard in the past weeks and needed to stop. Sounds like a problem to me! I also got super-duper gay vibes from him. It was clear that there was just no chemistry, especially when he tried to massage my back in the bar (and he couldn't blame it on the alcohol).

I had fun but woke up the next morning like eh...I don't want a gay alcoholic boyfriend so I'm not going to push it. About 4 days later, he apparently was PISSED that he hadn't heard from me so he sends me an e-mail:

"Dear Munchkin,

I had a great time with you on Saturday but I don't think I want to continue this. I think it's rude to just stop communicating so I wanted to let you know not to expect a call from me. Have a great summer!"

Dude? Don't flatter yourself. It was a second date. It wasn't rude--your email was just awkwardsville!

WHAT YOU DON'T SEEM TO GET IS your experiences are YOURS the way your genitals are YOURS--you cannot extrapolate the circumstances surrounding either to anyone else's life, least of all mine. You call me unrealistic because I don't speak of YOUR reality. That is both naive and arrogant at the same time. REALITY is you have no idea who I expect to meet, who I've already met, why I'm not with them, why dates have worked out, why they haven't, or anything else you keep pretending to know. So stop telling me what I "make it seem" or "what I think" or "what I'm not going to find" because it's exhausting to bury you with examples of how wrong you are.

Or so invested in what everyone else's genitals are doing.
Bwahahahaha!
That's how it reads to me.

Just curious.. had he tried to contact you during that time and you ignored it or was he waiting for you to contact him?

One of my biggest peeves is the girl who thinks every guy they meet is "the one." Nevermind the fact that I think "the one" is a stupid concept, but that's another thread.


Forget the gay alcoholic part. Do you really want to hang out with someone who responds to not hearing from you in FOUR days with that level of rudeness?? I wonder what he's like in his relationships.

I'm not 100% sure but I suspect she has at some point.

No, he hadn't contacted me. I wasn't sure what I was going to say if he had so getting that e-mail, why super flouncy, was kind of a relief.

In GC past, I mentioned a guy I'd dated who sent me a text that said "I'm going to start seeing other people. Plz don't be mad." This was in response to me not contacting him during the 3 days I'd been out of town. Munchkin's guy makes him sound perfectly rational.

But, I had already dismissed him before I got the rude e-mail so it was just more confirmation that my intuition was right.

He was pretty judgy-judgy (who hates guys who wear polo shirts?), which I hate almost as much as insecure men.

I know I'm probably old fashioned, but I expect a man to do the calling.

I think I told the story on here about the guy I'd been on three dates with. I was at my daughter's baseball game when he tried to call so I didn't answer my cell. By the time I got my kids home, baths, bed, did dinner dishes, etc., it was after 9:30 and I generally don't call people that late. At 10:45 pm, I got a call from his SISTER who lived in Florida (who I didn't know.. we'd been on three dates!) and she said her brother was very upset that I hadn't called him back and that if I didn't want to see him again, I should have told him, not just ignored his call. :eek: That was the end of that! There were things he'd said that really bothered me and I was getting the impression he was really dependent and clingy but that was the icing on the cake. I definitely remember that we had a waitress who had a really short haircut that looked fantastic on her and he made a comment about hating short hair on women. I defended the waitress and said I thought it looked great on her. But it bothered me that he was so judgmental of someone based on her hair.

No, but I'm sure ya mamma could use one.


I'm not sex deprived. I get my share of ass LOL.

Dude is dusty because he turns down pussy because he thinks he'll burn in hell if he doesn't. A dude who isn't getting his dick wet, is dusty LOL. With the masturbating conversation, I was responding to what the topic was. You were going around the question of ya boy jackin his dick. Now sit your narrow ass down somewhere LOL.

No, it was basically you who was in denial, because you didn't want to accept the fact that ya boy jacks his dick. That's all that was.

If I'm wrong, HC you haven't met dude, then? LOL.

That's why you're at home single LOL. Why do females think dudes gotta call? Females can call dudes too. It's 2012 that old fashioned shit is of the past. It's about adapting to today.

Because a regular fail is beneath you, you decided to go for the epic? That was ambitious.

Like I said:

He only reads what he wants to read. It's not worth your energy to correct him. He's too dense to figure out who PBs girlfriend is, even when he was practically told outright. He's too dense to understand that people might have different goals than he does and, therefore, are looking for different things in relationships. He doesn't understand that alone doesn't mean lonely. He doesn't try to understand a different point of view. Even though nobody is telling him to live his life differently, he seems to think everybody should live like he does.

So could ya daddy.

You trying to be the spokesperson for other men's penis practices.


I do not blame him for not giving a damn--many of us are not here because we give a damn about usernames' lives--but I hope he is not as clueless as he lets on.

At the same time, perhaps his cluelessness is due to how inconsistent some usernames are with the ignore function. LOL.

Half the time, I'm convinced he's trolling. The other half, I'm convinced he's just that clueless.

christiangirl singing to Dusty. CTFU!
http://youtu.be/1DlXyONrkjc

I'm dense? CTFU! -I peeped that shit a long time ago.
http://youtu.be/SikqrRQHbrw

I'm not as dense as you think I am. I know who she is, but I don't give a fuck about Dusty enough to give a shit. LOL!

AQAK you should be the last person talking about a mofo being dense, seeing that dudes keep hittin it and quittin it, and the fact that you can't keep a date LOL.

Knowing that ya mamma is a freak, he didn't need to use one. Taught dude shit that isn't even in the DICKtionary LOL.

;)

I don't remember this story. This is why we need a "Dee's Dates" thread, or a thread titled "ITT we discuss Dee's Dates". :p

Sounds like you really did dodge a bullet here on this guy, but...

Do you know he put his sister up to the call or did she do it on her own? (I'd think it "less than" to put his sister up to it.) And how'd his sister get your number, off of three dates, anyway?

To be fair, from what you posted all he said was he didn't like short hair on women (me neither, but...) How does that translate into his being "judgemental" unless you're referencing things you didn't actually put in the post?

I too would like to know why it is the man's responsibility to do the calling.

I too would like to know what is so judgmental about having personal preferences. If you do not like a physical or personality type, you are not obligated to give everyone and everything a chance.

So how was Fathers Day dinner at the inlaws last night? LOL!
http://youtu.be/8-l3C9QI0_0

And that is what happens when a slow idiot finally catches on. The slow idiot goes all out in a try-too-hard attempt to make up for all of the slow-idiot-dumb.

I don't know if that was directed to me but, no, I don't think it's the man's responsibility to do the calling--especially not after date #2. I just did not want to call that man in particular but he was apparently butthurt that I didn't want to.

I don't know who originally said it but thanks for explaining. :)

That really did happen awhile ago. I used my sound effect and everything but no one noticed. He gets to be slightly less slow.

He gave the sister my phone number and asked her to call since I was "avoiding his calls" in not returning one phone call made three hours prior. This was quite a while ago and before text messages so it wasn't like I could send a quick text to say "I'm at my daughter's ball game and won't be able to call you back tonight" or anything. I would probably do that now, but back then, it wasn't possible.

I suppose just by words, it doesn't sound so bad to say he didn't like short hair on women but there was a hostility and anger that didn't make sense under the circumstances. This was more than 10 years ago but I think he said something like "I don't know why any woman would cut her hair that short. Women should have long hair and not try to look like men." There really was a hostile undercurrent to it.. something about his tone of voice as he said it. It wasn't a simple comment like "I really prefer long hair on a woman" or "I think women are more attractive when they have long hair" or "That waitress would be prettier if she let her hair grow out." It was a combination of tone and the words he used "Women should..."

I was the one who said I expect the man to do the calling. Once a relationship is established, I don't expect that, but I do expect him to "court" me early on and that includes making the first moves: asking me out first, initiating contact, etc. I don't want to feel like the pursuer. I don't want to question whether he's just going along with my lead or whether he's truly interested. In my experience, when he's truly interested, he will call, text, email, etc.

I mainly asked the question of Munchkin though because it seems rather hypocritical to lambaste her for not contacting him for four days when he hadn't contacted her either, doesn't it? It isn't as though he contacted her every day and she avoided him.

LOL -scandalous. Foul as hell.

The only sound effects I caught were the sound effects you've been making to Dusty. CTFU!
http://youtu.be/ZcZnnGIYpGA

Not as entertaining as you. I thought you said you were coming back with some shit. Haven't heard from you.

CTFU! this is some funny ass shit LOL!
http://youtu.be/4a56FnhtuGI

Same clown, same antics, different screen name, different day.

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Dude looks like he's high on some shit LOL. For real, though, I was fuckn with y'all.