I believe she was referring to the typist and not the type when she said "joke".

Either way, no joke.

Is "rainy day" literally a rainy day?

Don't give a shit LOL.

Yeah.

Long story short (pun intended) IotaMan felt the need to announce his dick yet insists that there is no science to it all. All he needs is a big ass...any big ass...to get his dick erect...and with no thought to anything else he will tap dat ass. Woootywoooooo.

Because you'll shit on your big dick?

LOL not any big ass. I wouldn't hit it if it was a female with the claps or some shit like that. I got a girl who's clean, cool, faithful (as far as I know) with a big ass to complete the package.

CTFU! I got my girl for that too, but she won't do anal. For real though, she would have to wipe her ass good before I hit it like that.

And you would neither know this nor care if your dick was in charge and your brain and emotions did not get involved. Exactly.

Damn it takes you forever to catch on.

My emotions and brain can't stop my dick from getting hard off a big ass, though. I don't care who the dude is. If he sees a fine ass female with a big ass, titties, or whatever floats dudes boat, his dick is going to express interest. Even if dude "says please don't get hard" and looks the other way. It's still going to be on his mind that he wants to tap it. Your boy is probably hard off of another female as we speak.

This discussion was never about your erection. Does having a brain and emotions bother you and many other men this much that you will fight to the death to deny it? Good grief.

If men still want to believe that, help yourself. Women also think about their body parts and about sex. That does not mean that it cannot be controlled. Get counseling if you cannot get your mind off of things or control your actions.

I used to think our little friend here was a troll, but I don't believe that's possible. Trolls, by definition, KNOW they are being ridiculous.

I sometimes think he's a troll until I remember that there are dumb men just like him in the world. These are the men whose hands you should not shake because they spend all day playing with their penises and waiting for a woman (for hetero men) to hop on it.

This seems fitting:

What’s a Real Man Anyway? http://living.msn.com/life-inspired/...3491951#scptih

...Is this bad?

*makes mental note*
*backs out of thread*

Men are not supposed to make mental notes when it comes to their penis. Stop it!

I'm doing it anyway

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^^^He scares me!

Go wash your hands.

If a dude can't control his actions, then dude should get counseling. Controlling an out of control hard dick and out of control actions are two different things.

LOL @ you co-signing when (according to your post) your husband and his brother look at other females on facebook, dicks hard as hell.

CTFU! You jack off, home's? Me too. Usually if my girl isn't home and I'm thinking about her, I might jack off. That's good shit, though LOL.

But we do jack off.

You never heard of soap? I use napkins or a sock to keep my hands clean.

Portraying yourself as an out of control hard dick is what drove this discussion.

Either IotaMan is as dense as the day is long or deez jes jokes.

This is not a sex education course so I will just tell you that my post was not really about masturbation. Now give your hand a vacation and learn how to suck and ass fuck yourself.

CTFU!!! This is some funny ass shit. I got my girl for that, though. Y'all brought up jackin off, not me. I don't know a dude on the planet who doesn't jack his dick. I'll put money on it that your boy jacks his dick. You're dumb ass hell if you don't believe dude jacks his shit.

She needs to know that, though.

You really need a SexEd course if you think masturbation was invented by men or is an understudied concept for men and women. How old are you again?

However, that does not mean that every man and woman masturbates. There are different perspectives on the human body and sex which includes people around the world who think self-stimulation is sinful, disgusting, or a waste of time if you have someone who can do it for you. I encourage you to use your penis hand to read on the different perspectives so that you can engage in an adult conversation about sex and maybe even an adult sexual relationship. You are not quite there yet (based on your posts).

/now the thread is about masturbation...bingo

lol
Freaking hilarious!

Seriously? Eeww!

I knew I shouldn't have posted in here LOL

If this were a movie, I would have asked for a refund by now.

She does. Does your boy know that you know that he jacks his dick? You probably got one of those executive mofos who wears a 3 piece suit to work. Dude probably comes home for lunch for a quick fix when you're not there. I can see dude now, sitting on the couch with his suit on and no bottoms jackin his dick before returning to work LOL

I didn't say who it was invented by, I just said dudes, including your boy, jack off. I never said females didn't do it. Y'all probably do it more than dudes do LOL.

CTFU! I know you're not over here talkin. You and your boy aren't even fuckn based on some religious shit, so I know dude jacks his dick and you use a dildo or some shit. Either that, or y'all are doing some oral stimulation shit or jackin each other off. LOL @ you coming on here acting all innocent like you don't play with yourself.

But I thought you said dude should wash his hands. You're another one of those folks who practices abstinence, so I know you've got a dildo under that mattress LOL.

Y'all are over here trippin like masturbating is foul as hell. Folks masturbate all the time with or without a mate. It's perfectly normal.

Speaking of oral sex, how do y'all feel about ass licking? Serious question. That was one of the things I wanted to post, but I was thinking mods would ban me. But for real, one of my boys and his girl do it. I brought up the anal sex to my girl, but she said she wasn't feeling me on that. I don't have the nerve to ask her to lick my ass or let me lick hers. I'll admit, I'm all for trying new things, just not the pegging shit LOL.

Too bad she rejected your requests. LOL.

When he chooses to. :) Does this bother you?

You are not his cup of tea.

Devote your time to trying to convince your womanfriend to be sexually adventurous with you. Remember that reciprocity is the key to sexual adventure and sexual pleasure. Good luck.

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IotaMan and his womanfriend

Zombie sex is more exciting.

Didn't you inquire about this before? I thought you did, and I remember telling you that what goes on in my/his bedroom was none of your business, and it's still none of your business. :)

Just because you "play with yourself" doesn't mean everyone else does. To me, it sounds like a temporary relief that's replaced with greater longing, and I don't want any part of that. How can someone please you when you have learned to please yourself? Unless you are highly communicative and demonstrative, she will never be able to duplicate what you have already been doing to yourself. Honestly, your level of delight and satisfaction will be easier to reach and maintain minus the self-experimentation. Dontcha think? You're really disgusting.

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There is really no good reason for me to know about this, but it seemed appropriate lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6p9AcN4L8

(NSFW - language)

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I'm hyperaware of my tongue now...

No, but I find it to be strange how you avoided the question twice LOL. I guess that means yes, that your boy jacks his dick.

LOL this is some funny ass shit. Cheerful, when are doing that retreat program at your church? I think you said you're leading some females on some shit at church, as I can remember. What are y'all going to be talking about? You might want to bring up folks jackin off, because I'll put money on it that most of those females at your church, the single ones especially, all use dildos or some other kind sex toy to get their rocks off. Some probably do anal just to keep from fuckn LOL. It doesn't make any sense to deny the body some ass or dick because of some religious shit.


LOL @ Dusty over here causing a scene. You've never had your ass licked? I remember when I was in school, the Kappas were the main mofos talking about the freaky shit. I knew they were doing some of it, because some of the shit they talked about doing or wanting to do, I never even heard of LOL. I'm all for trying new things, but some of the shit they were talking about I said "fuck that" LOL. I know you've got to at least be getting your dick sucked. There's no way a dude can go without ass or wetting his dick in some way.

CTFU! I like knight shadow. Dude already pointed out that he jacks off, and now he's pointed out that he's down with getting his ass licked or licking his girl's ass. You got a girl? Y'all ever tried it?

Oh, those were real questions? You were actually trying to conduct a study on another man's penis. LOL. Spend that time trying to convince your womanfriend to sex you the way you like it.

LOL.

And as though we need another reminder to stay away from animals' mouths:

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