dude, I'm 5'8". Uma fetish much?

Yes Rudey, it's all true and little Damien Thorn II will be happening into the world soon.

Rudey, I think I saw you in Ozz with Rick Fox.

We all know you were the real reason why he divored Vanessa WIlliams.

He cheated on her with a blonde and it's just a coincidence that you own a blonde wig, huh?

-Rudey

lol :D

F*&KIN A

Boy hasn't called in 3 days. damn, and i really liked this one too.

You can have mine... he calls entirely too much for my liking... texts at least twice a day and calls two or more time...


give me some breathing room, dude. We have hung out 4 of the 6 days I have known him. He takes me on real dates too, none of the sitting around the house and watching movies junk that the other guys try to pull.

dear boyfriend,

If I'm coming to visit for a few days and offer to bring lots of free wine, don't ignore the offer, respond or no wine is coming to visit you. :p

Oh for Pete's sake. Cosign. Also when someone asks what kind of beer they should bring, ANSWER. Otherwise you get Smirnoff Ice. And I'm telling all your friends that's what you asked for.

I think some Franzia is in order here!

Isnt that cheap wine freshmen in college drink?

You forgot the part about how it's in a box.

When my husband and I were dating in college, he threw a box of Franzia in the air and got mad when it came back down on his head.

He had way too much tequila that night.

In other Franzia news, I liked the "Chillable Red" flavor. I had a sister who used to carry the Franiza box around w/ her at frat parties. Want some wine? Here -- just hold your cup up to this spout!

She was so much fun.

Is your husband the guy on GC who has a Breitling watch?

-Rudey

Which makes it just about the greatest drink ever!! And at the end of the night, you can take the bag out of the box, inflate it, and presto! a pillow to sleep on.

did ever do box stands with franzia? YOur friends will hold you upside down, while you drink straight from the frazia box.

should i mess around with the boy i think is gorgeous or should i potentally date the boy my friends say worship me??

OHhh shnap for real.

I have boy ADHD.

How can you tell that you've gone into friend mode????

If you have to ask then its a given you're already there.

I figured as much.

I may finally meet the parentals this coming week. It was discussed this morning while looking over a list of houses for sale. I was so in shock I sat through three hours of various sporting events on television and didn't try to change the channel once.

Hmmm...the guy that worships you...is he really into you, or is it like a scary stalking situation? If he isn't a stalker, then I would go with him.

I was all set to ask this hot guy out today. I go into the place he works, as this is where I met him and the only way I know how to find him. He has the day off!!! Seriously, this sucks.:mad:

Going to a picnic with the boy tomorrow. His parents (who I haven't yet met) will probably be there as will all of his friends. It's going to be like 90 out. Grrr... what to wear? Don't want to look like a slut in front of the rents but want to be cool....

I'd probably wear a cute knee length skirt, a tank and sandals or flip flops. I think skirts are cooler than shorts, and look better too.

yeah, that's probably what i'll do. I have a cute lavender and white skirt and matching flip flops from Ann Taylor Loft. Normally I wear it with a lavender halter, but I think I just might for for a white sleeveless shirt or possibly lavendar sleeveless. yay for my shopping trip creating options!

Ladies, I want to point out that there's an epidemic you should be aware of.

Today, my travels through random airports left me aghast with how much the epidemic had spread, and drove me to action. A disturbing trend has arisen, and it must be crushed.

Today, I saw no less than 900,000 women between the ages of 16 and 28 wearing a short-ish, slightly layered, slightly highlighted/lowlighted haircut, and semi-nerd quasi-horn rimmed eye glasses. Cute look, I won't lie. The problem? I have no idea how old you are when you rock that look, so honestly there were tons of girls that could have been 16, or could have been 26.

How am I supposed to hit on girls on the plane when I can't tell if her dad might be 5 rows behind me, ready to brain me with a bat? Absolutely absurd - it's like Mardi Gras, where I'm constantly playing the "Hot or Twelve?" game.

You should wear your age like a jersey number. Help a brother out.

Kinda jealous, and I'm not even sure that I have anything to be jealous OF. How sad is that?

I'm sure it'll pass in a day or two, but still.

Doesn't the Glad Crab sound like a gay bar with an STD?

Dude, just go for the gold!

In this situation I just straight up ask their name and how old they are. If the are underage or even a little too young for me I'll simply say "oh, ok" and walk my ass away.

NO SHAME, RC = GC Pimp of '05?

I really like this guy at Starbucks, but he flirted with me a lot when I get my drinks over there, but not when he comes into the bookstore when I work, he's chill when we're in there...then my co-worker told me he's our manager's man. :mad:

So I went and saw the hottie today and he remembered me, which was good. Then he said that he thought I might be mad if he told me why he remembered me. I look like one of his ex-girlfriends. Seriously, what the heck was I supposed to say to that?

Needless to say, I didn't ask him out - we'll see how tomorrow goes when I go to get my car.

So in a random conversation today hotel beds came up...I recalled my Ex and his Heavenly Bed from Westin...it's the first thing I think of when I think of him...boys take note, it's all about the bed details :)

HE CALLED ME WHY DID HE CALL ME THINGS WERE FINALLY GETTING BACK TO NORMAL :mad:

You really need to let it go.....



Just pull a cashmoney and scare the hell out of him and I promise it'll work.

oh noes!

aahh!!!
stupid prat. boys have the ability to call just when you decide its over

Okay...so I broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years and I'm single now...so what next??? :confused:

Well, it's still over because HI HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND


so WHAT makes him think that it's a good idea to call me at 2:30 AM?

You call your girlfriend at 2:30 AM.
You don't call your former hookup buddy.

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