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Originally posted by valkyrie
Haha I'm going to leave you random comments from now on about "see you at [insert obscure or nonexistent place here] tonight!!!!"

Or really dirty, gross places where all the underage girls and 50-year-old men hang out. It would be funny to imagine him hanging out there waiting for me to show up.

PM_Mama00

01-26-2006 07:52 PM

honeychile

01-26-2006 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by DeltAlum
I was a whole lot younger then.

Is that a nice way of saying that Mrs. DA has staple-gunned your pants shut? ;)

hoosier

01-26-2006 09:25 PM

Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called:Smurf Sex.This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called:Kitchen Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called:Bedroom Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called:Hallway Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass e ach other in the hallway you both say "F--- You".

The 5th kind of sex is called:Courtroom Sex.This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

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Ooooppps.. Don't forgetSocial Security Sex.You get a little each month.. But not enough to live on !

BobbyTheDon

01-26-2006 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hoosier
Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called:Smurf Sex.This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called:Kitchen Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called:Bedroom Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called:Hallway Sex.This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass e ach other in the hallway you both say "F--- You".

The 5th kind of sex is called:Courtroom Sex.This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

_
Ooooppps.. Don't forgetSocial Security Sex.You get a little each month.. But not enough to live on !

LOL! Hoosier, you da man!

DeltAlum

01-27-2006 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by honeychile
Is that a nice way of saying that Mrs. DA has staple-gunned your pants shut? ;)

OK, I'm not one who uses things like LOL, but when I read that I really did laugh out loud.

By the way, she did miss the important parts with the staple gun.

PM_Mama00

01-27-2006 11:19 AM

I hate the deejay. I hate Sicilian guys.

AGDee

01-27-2006 01:02 PM

You need to stay away from the Sicilian guys... so hot but so bad for you. (and, us Sicillians are allowed to say this, it's not ethnicism if you're the same nationality!)

honeychile

01-27-2006 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by DeltAlum
OK, I'm not one who uses things like LOL, but when I read that I really did laugh out loud.

By the way, she did miss the important parts with the staple gun.

Always happy to please - and very happy that she missed the important parts!!

hoosier - LOVE your different kinds of sex!

PM_Mama00

01-27-2006 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by AGDee
You need to stay away from the Sicilian guys... so hot but so bad for you. (and, us Sicillians are allowed to say this, it's not ethnicism if you're the same nationality!)

I need to. Every single one I've been involved with were so sweet at first and then total dickheads. The deejay is blonde hair/blue eyed so I thought maybe things would be different. Negatory.

Makes me wonder if the men in our families were like this. My obsession with ending up with an Italian guy is getting annoying.

amycat412

01-27-2006 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by PM_Mama00
My obsession with ending up with an Italian guy is getting annoying.

try the 1/2 Italians. :) hee hee

PM_Mama00

01-28-2006 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by amycat412
try the 1/2 Italians. :) hee hee

Only a few have been full-blooded. Sometimes the halfs are worse!

ETA: Im getting annoyed. It's 11pm. If he hoes out again, I will be pissed. I didn't put make up and do my hair just to sit at home and look pretty for the damn computer.

DolphinChicaDDD

01-28-2006 07:22 PM

I wish I lived closer to the boy.

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