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The1calledTKE 06-19-2003 12:00 PM

Women - A Chemical Analysis
 
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET
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MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET


WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS


ELEMENT: Women


SYMBOL: Wo


DISCOVERER: Adam


ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg


OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:


1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:


1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in
alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.


COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.


TESTS:


1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.


HAZARDS:


1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct
contact with each other.

CC1GC 06-19-2003 12:17 PM

lol.
you left out first aid procedures for hazardous interaction with: skin & eys, inhalation and ingestion.

What would the health hazard symbol look like?

James 03-30-2015 10:33 PM

TTT


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