Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work
 

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

At one of my old jobs I would have loved to tell some people ...
That's nice but I don't care. Now go away.

As a schoolteacher, I really love my kids but my favorite line is school's out now go home and bug your momma!

There's too much that I would list, however, the following is useful for all situations:

BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Clipping your nails and coughin up lugees is just not appropriate for the office. Especially several times a week....

Crunch down one more apple and die.

If you shut your trap for 5 minutes you could do it yourself.

Just because you're twice my age, doesn't make you twice as smart as me...it just makes you old.

You annoy the crap out of me. Go away.

Stupid people shouldn't breed.

Ditto that. It sucks being the youngest person on this project.

We all know that don't want to be in school and you are only here to get your diploma to make momma happy.

I'm glad your taking the time to inform me about how the new system works but your chest is busting out of your shirt and i havent heard a word you just said. But thanks for the show!!

Money can't buy taste, class or style, and you are a glaring example of that.