Maybe we need clarification of the term "bump." Anyone care to define it & give us some historical background? Maybe that will stop all the bumping.

Look in the dictionary. It's listed under "grind."

Thank you. I certainly wouldn't want to make a faux pas.

Main Entry: 1bump
Pronunciation: 'b&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: probably imitative of the sound of a blow
1 : a relatively abrupt convexity or protuberance on a surface: as a : a swelling of tissue b : a cranial protuberance
2 a : a sudden forceful blow, impact, or jolt b : DEMOTION
3 : an act of thrusting the hips forward in an erotic manner

Don't convex or protube this thread either!

I wouldn't think of it!! What kind of person do you think I am??

I think you're a thread bumper. I don't know about the grind part.

The convex and protube part are beyond my understanding.

Well, look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls!
(you're one of the few people around here who will get that)

I left it in a hermetically sealed mayonaise jar on the front porch.

Along with my spelling book.

Baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go........
 

BUMP BUMP BUMP!!!!



*moonwalking out the thread like Omarion moonwalked out of B2K*

LOL!

I knew I could count on you!

(damn, I did it again, didn't I?)

do you suppose there's a bumpity pole in there somewhere? i mean you can't grind without a bump.

I believe so.

*Reading the instruction manual*

Step 1
After placing the item into the slot, BUMP it so it can begin to rotate.
Step 2
BUMP it again so it can continue the cycle.

If you have any questions about the product, call 1-800-866-BUMP

Thank you! I'm a visual learner, so I always appreciate having some instructions to read.

Wait! Which slot?

Which bump starts it?

Which one keeps it going?

Life is so confusing when it comes to bumping.

wait - there were instructions for this. Dang, I knew I should have looked through the thread for them rather then just trying not to bump it.

Look out bump, Hildy was on Trading Spaces tonight and you were covered in feathers.
bumpity bump bump and get the glue removal.

Hey, I called that number for help and there's a porno mesage on it.

Say, don't we have free bump minutes on weekends??

Depends on your bump plan. Some do, some don't.

I guess I'd better go check my bump contract.

I not only have free weekends, but free bump-to-bump and rollover!

Wow. So you can bump your non-bumped bumps into the next month? Cool.

one a bumpty, two a bumpty, three a bumpty four....
you know how it ends

"PING!"
(That's how a computer says "Bump")

Bumpizzle Fa' Shizzle

Your employer is not paying you to bump, so......

Well, then since school is out and I'm home, I feel no guilt about bumping this thread.
(Not that I felt terribly guilty about bumping it at work;) )

In that case, I shall bump out of jealously.... :(

All right, just as long as you have a good reason.

There's always a reason to BUMP! :cool:

BOO YAH!!!!!!!!

The first bump slot

The first bump will start it and the consecutive bumps will continue the cycle.

Too much time on your hands to be bumpin' around..:p

Far be it for any of us here to waste time!

Good! We don't want any low-quality bumping around here.

Oh yeah. I have so many bumps rolled-over that I can't use them all! Especially not with all the studying I'm having to do. I just have no time to bump!

/Looks into distributing bumps among those with time to use them

Well, see, I was just passing by here and I really didn't mean to bump this...