Maybe we need clarification of the term "bump." Anyone care to define it & give us some historical background? Maybe that will stop all the bumping.

Look in the dictionary. It's listed under "grind."

Thank you. I certainly wouldn't want to make a faux pas.

Main Entry: 1bump
Pronunciation: 'b&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: probably imitative of the sound of a blow
1 : a relatively abrupt convexity or protuberance on a surface: as a : a swelling of tissue b : a cranial protuberance
2 a : a sudden forceful blow, impact, or jolt b : DEMOTION
3 : an act of thrusting the hips forward in an erotic manner

Don't convex or protube this thread either!

I wouldn't think of it!! What kind of person do you think I am??

I think you're a thread bumper. I don't know about the grind part.

The convex and protube part are beyond my understanding.

Well, look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls!
(you're one of the few people around here who will get that)

I left it in a hermetically sealed mayonaise jar on the front porch.

Along with my spelling book.

Baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go........
 

BUMP BUMP BUMP!!!!



*moonwalking out the thread like Omarion moonwalked out of B2K*

LOL!

I knew I could count on you!

(damn, I did it again, didn't I?)

do you suppose there's a bumpity pole in there somewhere? i mean you can't grind without a bump.

I believe so.

*Reading the instruction manual*

Step 1
After placing the item into the slot, BUMP it so it can begin to rotate.
Step 2
BUMP it again so it can continue the cycle.

If you have any questions about the product, call 1-800-866-BUMP