Did I really bump this thread if it was already at the top to begin with?

No. You wasted your bump.

LOL

A bump is a terrible thing to waste.

So sad. Another bump lost to senseless bumping.

which way did the bump go?
exit stage left

Burp! I mean Bump! Sorry.

WARNING: Do not exceed 6 bumps in 24 hours, unless directed by a doctor.

Bumping for children under 12 is not recommended.

Today is the first bump of the rest of your life.:)

Please place your right hand over your heart and repeat after me:

I pledge allegiance to the bump
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it bumps,
one Nation under a bump,
indivisible, with liberty and bumping for all.

Let's protect our heritage of the bump. Our country was founded on it for goodness sake!

Bump you, pay me.

You bump, you buy, if the bump is not already yours.
If it is, then your homebumper's insurance should cover it.

Can I have a second bump? I promise I won't waste thins one.

Why are people obsessed with looking for stars' bumps?

Few times I've been 'round that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no holla bump girl
I ain't no holla bump girl