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Benzgirl 05-29-2008 09:48 PM

Sex and the City Quotes
In honor of our GC'rs with SATC addictions, tell us your favorite quotes from the series?

'It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!”

Unregistered- 05-29-2008 09:53 PM

After a while, you just want to be with the ones who make you laugh. - Carrie

You girls are the loves of her life, a guy is lucky to come in fourth - Mr. Big

1908Revelations 05-30-2008 12:52 AM

"I've heard about you. Giant pepper mill dick!" Samantha

SthrnZeta 05-30-2008 02:46 AM

"Miss poopkipsie pooped her pants" <---movie quote :D No, I couldn't wait!

Benzgirl 05-30-2008 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by SthrnZeta (Post 1660163)
" <---movie quote :D No, I couldn't wait!

Was that Samantha?

BetteDavisEyes 05-30-2008 08:50 PM

Samantha - "You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin"

Carrie - "I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it."

Carrie - "I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck."

Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?

SthrnZeta 05-30-2008 09:31 PM


Originally Posted by Benzgirl (Post 1660588)
Was that Samantha?

No, that was Carrie :) I actually quoted it wrong after seeing the movie today but you'll see, that's one of the most hilarious parts of the movie!

luv n tpa 05-30-2008 10:15 PM

Stanford: Before I tell you, you have to promise not to judge.
Carrie: Do I judge?
Stanford: We all judge. That's our hobby. Some people do arts and crafts; we judge.

Carrie: Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.

and my ALL time favorite ... :)

Aidan: This is MY stuff. Don't be going through my stuff.
Carrie: You were more than happy to go through my stuff.
Aidan: Oh your stuff, your bathroom. You always do that. You never wanna let me in.
Carrie: I don't always do anything and I HAVE let you in.
Aidan: You're fighting with me about a stupid fuckin outfit.
Carrie: Ohh shut up. It's Roberto Cavalli. I threw it away and I love it. What more do ya want?
Aidan: Shut up?! Shut up?!
Carrie: Yes shut up!
Aidan: Shut up? you're telling me to shut up?
Carrie: Please just shut up! I'm so sick of hearing you talking, talking, talking all the time. Don't you ever just shut up?
Aidan: I'm gonna take a walk.
Carrie: No no no no no ... I'M taking a walk. You can stay here with your boxes of shit and your shoe eating dog and you can KNOCK YOURSELF OUT putting on the Rogaine and the Speedstick!

Benzgirl 05-30-2008 10:50 PM

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.” -- Samantha

"I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted! Where is he?" -- A frustrated, single Charlotte

"Oh my God, she's fashion roadkill!" -- Gay BFF Stanford, when Carrie takes a faceplant while working it at a runway show

"No white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up." -- Miranda, while choosing what to wear at her wedding

Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.
Carrie: What is this? The Rules According to Samantha?
Samantha: See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think.

Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single-digits anymore.

Miranda: He was funny. And cute.
Carrie: Yeah, and in town for a week! What's the point?
Samantha: That IS the point! It's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving.
Carrie: But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. It's expiration dating.

BetteDavisEyes 05-30-2008 11:20 PM

Harry: Charlotte, I have to marry a Jew.
Charlotte: She can marry a gay guy and you can't marry an Episcopalian?

Charlotte: Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life.
Carrie: Everyone who? Where'd you get that?
Charlotte: I read it in a magazine.
Miranda: What magazine, "Convenient Theories for You Monthly"?
Charlotte: So far I've only had one great love - Trey.
[to Miranda]
Charlotte: How many great loves have you had?
Miranda: Zero.
Carrie: Really? What about Steve?
Miranda: Steve's a friend, not a core-shaker.
Samantha: Well, I'm done with great love. I'm back to great lovers.
Miranda: [to Carrie] You?
Carrie: I refuse to define love in those limited terms
Miranda: [laughing] I had to!
Charlotte: Oh, come on Carrie! Aidan and Big!
[Charlotte pauses as she realizes what she just said. Carrie looks up at her]
Carrie: One, two. And according to you, I'm done!
Charlotte: No, no, it was a stupid article. It was at the dentist!
Carrie: No, no, no, no, too late now. You said it, it's over for me. "Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots o' shoes."

SthrnZeta 05-31-2008 01:09 AM

Charlotte: Oh my God! Vagina weights!
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.

: I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: "I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."

Carrie: I just left "silent Y" in the bathroom. Oh and P.S., apparently the eighties are back.

Benzgirl 05-31-2008 10:36 AM

Carrie: Oh uh, Berger broke up with me on a post-it.
Miranda: On a post-it?
Carrie: Uh huh. Uh huh. Yep. Read it and weep my friends.
Samantha: (Reading the post-it) "I'm sorry, I can't. Don't hate me." The motherfucker's consise.

Thetagirl218 05-31-2008 04:19 PM

Favorite line from the movie in white:

Charlotte talking to Big, "I curse the day you were born! I think my water just broke!"

I love it!

JennRN 06-01-2008 07:33 PM

The episode when Carrie first meets the politician, and she goes to Staten Island to judge the fireman contest:

Charlotte: What do you want to move closer for?? You have Steve!
Miranda: I don't "have" Steve. There is no "having" of the Steve. We're just friends.
Samantha: No, WE'RE just friends. I don't put my dick in you!
Miranda: Another one of these and I might let you.

Ha! And at the end of the episode, where Carrie loses her fabulous Jimmy Choo heel-love it. I actually have that pair of Choo's. My wonderful husband gave them to me one Valentine's Day.

christiangirl 06-02-2008 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by SthrnZeta (Post 1660163)
<---movie quote :D No, I couldn't wait!

"Charlotte 'poughkeepsied' in her pants" It's my fav quote, too, so I fixed it. :D

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