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dzandiloo 06-10-2005 10:27 AM

Maybe we need clarification of the term "bump." Anyone care to define it & give us some historical background? Maybe that will stop all the bumping.

DeltAlum 06-10-2005 10:59 AM

Look in the dictionary. It's listed under "grind."

tinydancer 06-10-2005 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phisigduchesscv
You are correct, we're not supposed to bump this thread. But feel free to bump other threads on GC anytime
Thank you. I certainly wouldn't want to make a faux pas.

NinjaPoodle 06-10-2005 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dzandiloo
Maybe we need clarification of the term "bump." Anyone care to define it & give us some historical background? Maybe that will stop all the bumping.
Main Entry: 1bump
Pronunciation: 'b&mp
Function: noun
Etymology: probably imitative of the sound of a blow
1 : a relatively abrupt convexity or protuberance on a surface: as a : a swelling of tissue b : a cranial protuberance
2 a : a sudden forceful blow, impact, or jolt b : DEMOTION
3 : an act of thrusting the hips forward in an erotic manner

DeltAlum 06-10-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
convexity or protuberance on a surface
Don't convex or protube this thread either!

tinydancer 06-10-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Don't convex or protube this thread either!
I wouldn't think of it!! What kind of person do you think I am??

DeltAlum 06-10-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tinydancer
I wouldn't think of it!! What kind of person do you think I am??
I think you're a thread bumper. I don't know about the grind part.

The convex and protube part are beyond my understanding.

tinydancer 06-10-2005 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeltAlum
The convex and protube part are beyond my understanding.
Well, look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls!
(you're one of the few people around here who will get that)

DeltAlum 06-10-2005 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tinydancer
Well, look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls!
I left it in a hermetically sealed mayonaise jar on the front porch.

Along with my spelling book.

The Truth 06-10-2005 04:22 PM

Baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go........
 
BUMP BUMP BUMP!!!!



*moonwalking out the thread like Omarion moonwalked out of B2K*

NinjaPoodle 06-10-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeltAlum
I left it in a hermetically sealed mayonaise jar on the front porch.

Along with my spelling book.

LOL!

tinydancer 06-10-2005 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeltAlum
I left it in a hermetically sealed mayonaise jar on the front porch.

Along with my spelling book.

I knew I could count on you!

(damn, I did it again, didn't I?)

mmcat 06-11-2005 08:30 AM

do you suppose there's a bumpity pole in there somewhere? i mean you can't grind without a bump.

DeltAlum 06-11-2005 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tinydancer
(damn, I did it again, didn't I?)
I believe so.

NinjaPoodle 06-11-2005 12:34 PM

*Reading the instruction manual*

Step 1
After placing the item into the slot, BUMP it so it can begin to rotate.
Step 2
BUMP it again so it can continue the cycle.

If you have any questions about the product, call 1-800-866-BUMP

tinydancer 06-11-2005 01:22 PM

Thank you! I'm a visual learner, so I always appreciate having some instructions to read.

DeltAlum 06-11-2005 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
*Reading the instruction manual*

Step 1
After placing the item into the slot, BUMP it so it can begin to rotate.
Step 2
BUMP it again so it can continue the cycle.

If you have any questions about the product, call 1-800-866-BUMP

Wait! Which slot?

Which bump starts it?

Which one keeps it going?

Life is so confusing when it comes to bumping.

phisigduchesscv 06-11-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
*Reading the instruction manual*

Step 1
After placing the item into the slot, BUMP it so it can begin to rotate.
Step 2
BUMP it again so it can continue the cycle.

If you have any questions about the product, call 1-800-866-BUMP

wait - there were instructions for this. Dang, I knew I should have looked through the thread for them rather then just trying not to bump it.

mmcat 06-12-2005 12:51 AM

Look out bump, Hildy was on Trading Spaces tonight and you were covered in feathers.
bumpity bump bump and get the glue removal.

DeltAlum 06-12-2005 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
If you have any questions about the product, call 1-800-866-BUMP
Hey, I called that number for help and there's a porno mesage on it.

tinydancer 06-12-2005 06:51 PM

Say, don't we have free bump minutes on weekends??

DeltAlum 06-12-2005 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tinydancer
Say, don't we have free bump minutes on weekends??
Depends on your bump plan. Some do, some don't.

tinydancer 06-12-2005 07:51 PM

I guess I'd better go check my bump contract.

bekibug 06-12-2005 08:58 PM

I not only have free weekends, but free bump-to-bump and rollover!

DeltAlum 06-13-2005 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bekibug
I not only have free weekends, but free bump-to-bump and rollover!
Wow. So you can bump your non-bumped bumps into the next month? Cool.

mmcat 06-13-2005 12:46 AM

one a bumpty, two a bumpty, three a bumpty four....
you know how it ends

DeltAlum 06-13-2005 09:32 AM

"PING!"
(That's how a computer says "Bump")

The Truth 06-13-2005 09:54 AM

Bumpizzle Fa' Shizzle

Honeykiss1974 06-13-2005 10:38 AM

Your employer is not paying you to bump, so......

tinydancer 06-13-2005 10:51 AM

Well, then since school is out and I'm home, I feel no guilt about bumping this thread.
(Not that I felt terribly guilty about bumping it at work;) )

Honeykiss1974 06-13-2005 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tinydancer
Well, then since school is out and I'm home, I feel no guilt about bumping this thread.
(Not that I felt terribly guilty about bumping it at work;) )

In that case, I shall bump out of jealously.... :(

tinydancer 06-13-2005 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
In that case, I shall bump out of jealously.... :(
All right, just as long as you have a good reason.

Honeykiss1974 06-13-2005 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tinydancer
All right, just as long as you have a good reason.
There's always a reason to BUMP! :cool:

BOO YAH!!!!!!!!

NinjaPoodle 06-13-2005 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Wait! Which slot?

Which bump starts it?

Which one keeps it going?

Life is so confusing when it comes to bumping.

The first bump slot

The first bump will start it and the consecutive bumps will continue the cycle.

NinjaPoodle 06-13-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Hey, I called that number for help and there's a porno mesage on it.
Too much time on your hands to be bumpin' around..:p

tinydancer 06-13-2005 08:23 PM

Far be it for any of us here to waste time!

Honeykiss1974 06-13-2005 09:42 PM

"This BUMP may be monitored for quality assurance"

tinydancer 06-14-2005 09:53 AM

Good! We don't want any low-quality bumping around here.

bekibug 06-14-2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Wow. So you can bump your non-bumped bumps into the next month? Cool.
Oh yeah. I have so many bumps rolled-over that I can't use them all! Especially not with all the studying I'm having to do. I just have no time to bump!

/Looks into distributing bumps among those with time to use them

tinydancer 06-14-2005 03:54 PM

Well, see, I was just passing by here and I really didn't mean to bump this...


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