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The1calledTKE
08-25-2001, 10:08 AM
Does anyone know of any teke cheers besides the usual one?

GmuTeke
08-25-2001, 11:13 AM
I assume you mean the usual one to be the rowdy " Tekes once tekes twice..." one? That's the one we use most of the time in my chapter. If that's not the one, then I'll private messenge you it.

Also at conclave, we would cheer:

"WHO'S EXCITED BOUT T K E?"

"I'M EXCITED BOUT T KE E!"

alternating parts and so forth.

yitb
Ct
Mu Omega 645

carnation
08-25-2001, 11:38 AM
Could you be referring to one that my old TKE cheerleading partner used to do when he was in a good mood?

Teke once! Teke twice!
Holy jumping J____ C____!
G____ D_____! Son of a b____!
Rah rah! F_____!

GmuTeke
08-25-2001, 01:59 PM
carnation,

that's close, except we do "rah rah TKE!" instead of that.

then there's a second verse which is even worse.


when we went down to new orleans for our conclave, we found that each chapter has their own particular variant of this cheer, but that many do it.

The1calledTKE
08-26-2001, 03:05 PM
The brother cheer sounds the same but Ihave heard it varies from chapter. We have a pledge cheer to thats simialr but i think is actaully funnier and better than the brotherS cheer. We aso have other type teke spirit cheers none of which I can remeber the names of. Their are also cheers about some sororites but Iw on't mention them. lol

MastaBetaTeke
04-01-2003, 04:21 PM
first one goes like this...

Hey hey hey, who the hell are we, were the best fuck the rest were T K E...


heres another one...

Were Tau Kappa Epsilon Raiders of the night. Were dirty sonz of bitches and we love to fuckin Fight. Wam Bam, God Damn who The Hell are WE... were the best fuck the rest were T K E...


eNjoy!

teke4life
04-01-2003, 09:31 PM
we aren't allowed to write ours down (local tradition). but we say 'who'd rather fuck than fight', instead of 'like to fuckin fight'

sigma-sigmaTKE
04-02-2003, 03:30 AM
Born in the backwoods raised by a bear
four sets of teeth
and three sets of hair
two steel balls and a cast iron rod
I'm a mean mutherfucker
i'm a TKE by god....

Rio_Kohitsuji
04-02-2003, 03:11 PM
Heh..all I know of is "Cocksucker".....and all I've heard of it is just a lot of profanity....lol :)

sigma-sigmaTKE- I was rolling in laughter after I read yours!

tkeos443
04-02-2003, 11:29 PM
are chapters is "TKE Once TKE Twice Holy Jumpin J____C____bat shit, rat shit dirty little tw_t, 69 d___bags tied in a knot, eat fight, fu_k, suck gobble gobble chew we are Teke's so fu_k you"


we have a second verse that I would rather not say as it talks about another fraternity and doing things to their girlfriends

TKElilde
04-04-2003, 03:07 PM
Hey wassup Teke's, here in Toledo we do a varity of chants, the one most often used goes like this:

Teke's, teke's yea we're greek
we're better then all the rest
we drink the best
we F____the best
we're better the all the rest

repeated one more time!! it always get's the guys pretty pumped up!! Peace

TKE LILde

Wes_517
04-05-2003, 10:07 PM
one of the ones that was a bigger hit at conclave was Drink Drink Drunk Drunk

Drink Drink Drink Drink
Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk
Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before
Gonna get drunk tonight like i've never been drunk before
Cuz' I am a member of the TKE FAMILY
and the TKE FAMILY
is the BEST FAMILY
that ever came ovr' from old Germany
there's the highland Tekes
and the low land Tekes,
there's the Amsterdam Tekes
AND THE G*D D*MN TEKES
singing glorious, glorious,
one keg of beer for the four of us,
glory be to God that there ain't no more of us, cuz one of us coud drink it all alone, d*mn near,
Here's to the Irish, get drunk,
those lucky stiffs...

I beleive i still have a copy of our Red Book, so if anyone wants a copy i'd trade you for your chapter's

AlphaXi1011
04-16-2003, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by MastaBetaTeke
first one goes like this...

Hey hey hey, who the hell are we, were the best fuck the rest were T K E...


heres another one...

Were Tau Kappa Epsilon Raiders of the night. Were dirty sonz of bitches and we love to fuckin Fight. Wam Bam, God Damn who The Hell are WE... were the best fuck the rest were T K E...


eNjoy!

Alpha Xi has modified the first of those two chants, check my signature.

Nu-Mu356
04-17-2003, 10:59 PM
We share the same chant with our little brother chapters... modifying the chapter designation with their own (Tau Psi, and Upsilon Alpha)... goes a little something like this:

Hell Yeah!
Damn Right!
Rappa Tappa Tau Kappa
Who The Hell Are We?
Nu-Mu Nu-Mu T-K-E!
We Are The Tekes, We Are The Tekes
Everybody Else Eats Shit!

Sigma-Sigma, we have one like that that goes:

Born in the backwoods
Raised in a cave
Fucking and fighting was all I craved
Breaking out windows, kicking down doors
Take e'm out virgins, bring 'em back whores
Got a cast iron stomache and a blue steel rod
I'm a mean motherfucker I'm a TKE by God.

Also, my blood brother is a Pike (Pi Kappa Alpha) and they have a similar chant like that. I'd like to know who wrote the originals that several other fratenrities seem to share. I thought that was interesting.

TKE Paco
05-08-2003, 01:03 AM
hooooooooooooooooooo!
1 2 3 TKE
3 2 1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Aw shit aw damn
rappa tappa tau kappa
who the hell are we
tke the best fraternity
bim bam fuck
all the others suck
we are the tekes
the best fuckin greeks
hoooooooooooooooooooooo!!

-----------------
she was a virgin in her freshman year
she was a virgin with her conciene clear
she never drank nor smoked nor fucked around
she was the ideal date for every ATO in town
until she met a TKE
and she lost her royal virginity
now she's a whore in a gay parry
and the mother of a T K E (the little bastard)
the mother of a T K E

lambda_zeta_442
05-08-2003, 09:56 PM
we call ours a rumble, it goes like this:

rumble, rumble, rumble, raiders of the night, ruff and ready fraters who would rather fuck than fight, slip slap, jock strap, who the hell are we, hidy hidy god almighty, we are T-K-E!

but we say it so fast that no one can understand a word we are saying. the second verse is:

rat shit, bat shit, dirty rotten t_#@ 67 ( year of charterization) duesh bags tied in a knot, eat'em, f@#%'em, gobble gobble chew we are the teke's from lambda zeta who the hell are you.

that one is said a bit slower because it is not taught as much as the first verse so people can't say it as quickly.

tkefsu739
05-16-2003, 09:56 PM
born in the backwoods
raised by a bear
double set of jaw teeth
triple coat of hair
2 steel balls and a 9 inch rod
i'm a mean motherfucker
i'm a TEKE by God!





or


rat shit bat
pussy dont smell
cocksucker, motherfucker
TEKES are hell

tkeos443
05-19-2003, 01:43 PM
some of these cheers are very interesting

Pasta162
12-08-2003, 02:04 PM
Rho Rho Chapter Chants

__________________________________________________ __
HOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 2 3 T K E
3 2 1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Aw Shit Aw Damb
Rappa Tappa Tau Kappa Who the hell are we
TKE the best fraternity
Bim Bam Fuck All the others suck
We are the Tekes the best Fucking Greeks
HOOOOOOOOOOOO

__________________________________________________ __

Where Were You Born!?!?!!

I was born in a came break Raised by bears
Ive got a double steal jaw and a fine coat of Hair
Ive got a cast iron belly and a cool blue rod
Im a mean motherfucker Im a Teke BY GOD!
__________________________________________________ __
Virgin Song

She was a virgin in her freshman year
She was a virgin with her conscience clear
She never drank nor smoked or fucked around
She was the ideal date for every ATO in Town
Until she met a T K E and she lost her royal Virginity
Now shes a whore in gay parry and the mother of a TKE
The little Bastard
The mother of a T K E E E
__________________________________________________ __
Up Jumped a Teke (Army Cadance)

Up Jumped a Teke from an old pine grove
You could tell he was bad by the style of his clothes
He wore a three-button beanie with a two-button stitch
That Mother fucker was a son of a bitch

He lined fifty women up against a wall
And made a two dollar bet that he could fuck the all
He fucked 48 till his balls turned blue
Then he backed off and jacked off and fucked the other two

When he died he went straight to hell
He fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well
On his tombstone written in Greek
Im a son of a bitch and a god dam Teke
__________________________________________________ __

Teke Rambling Song

He rambled to a college town and thought heed start a frat
He looked around and looked around to see where he was at
And just because he was the best to ever come that way
The colors that he wore each day were the cherry and the gray.

He rambled down to Hades to see the poor lost souls
The ATOs and Sigma Chis were roasting on the coals.
The Delta Taus and KAs the burn had just begun,
While all the Tekes on velvet seats were watching all the fun.

The Sig Taus were labeled bums and laid upon the shelf
When in came old Beelzebub the king of hell himself.
He gave the boys a hearty grip and it was plain to see,
He was a charter member and a darn good TKE.

He rambled up to heaven to see the fellows there,
And there they were all loafing around the golden stair
Some were smoking cigarettes, and he was at his ease,
For they were all good friends of his and frater TKES.

He had a talk with Moses, He interviewed St. Paul,
He met the wives of Solomon and kissed them one and all.
And when with Cleopatra he floated down the Nile,
She said, I like the Tekes the best they never cramp my style.

Adam was the first man to ever wear the pin.
Solomon was the wisest the Tekes have taken in.
Samson was a strong man but he had the itch.
If Julius Caesar came back to life, wed pledge the son-of-a-Bitch
__________________________________________________ __
In our chapter you have to drink with your non dominante hand. if you are caught using your dominate hand we yell out BUFFALO and sing this chant. While they chug, hopefully the chug with their non dominate hand or they will get "buffaloed" again.

Buffalo

So heres to Frater ________Frater_________Frater________
So heres to Frater ________whos with us tonight
Hes happy hes jolly hell fuck sheep by golly!
So heres to Frater ________whos with us tonight
So drink motherfucker! Drink motherfucker Drink!

Tequito ZZ #550
12-10-2003, 12:17 AM
Heres another from Zeta Zeta...

Take your girlfriend to the corner where the lights are dim and low
Put your left hand on her shoulder and the right one down below
When she starts to shake and quiver wondering what is going on
Tell her thats the secret handshake of Tau Kappa Epsilon...

Pasta162
12-10-2003, 01:21 AM
Ya Ho

I put my hand upon her Toe, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Toe, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Toe, She said hey Teke thats way to low
Put it in pull it out quit fucking about Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

I put my hand upon her Knee, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Knee, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Knee, She said hey Teke stop teasing me
Put it in pull it out quit fucking about Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

I put my hand upon her Tit, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Tit, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Tit, She said hey Teke stop squeezing it
Put it in pull it out quit fucking about Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

I put my hand upon her Twat, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Twat, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Twat, She said hey Teke now thats the spot
Put it in pull it out quit fucking about Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

I put my dick into her mouth, Ya Ho
I put my dick into her mouth, Ya Ho
I put my dick into her mouth, She said HummUmMm
Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

But now shes dead and not forgot Ya Ho
But now shes dead and not forgot Ya Ho
But now shes dead and not forgot , We'll dig her up and fuck her rot
Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

SurfinDBeach
12-10-2003, 09:52 PM
The TEKE RAMBLING SONG was REALLY REALLY FUNNY!!! LOL!!! :D :D :D

This was even funnier: "Take your girlfriend to the corner where the lights are dim and low
Put your left hand on her shoulder and the right one down below
When she starts to shake and quiver wondering what is going on
Tell her thats the secret handshake of Tau Kappa Epsilon..."

WOW!!! LOL!!!

I have to say that I didn't care for the "YA HOE" one... That was a little too distasteful for my liking...

But I have to like a lot of those that you guys posted... that RUMBLE version of the fight song is pretty sick too... :)



We have different versions of the Fight Song and the Rappa Tappa... ours is pretty basic in regards to the fight song...
The Rappa Tappa one is a little different though... It involves a little exchange of "SOUND OFF" - "F*** YOU" at the end...

GO BEACH!!!!

VersionX
01-16-2004, 08:32 AM
I gotta say boys, I oversell (read: love) all those songs/chants, as they kick some hardcore ass. Our chapters is a variant of the one first posted:

TKE once TKE twice
Holy jumping Jesus Christ
Goddamn, Son of a bitch, Rah Rah Fuck
Horseshit, Cow shit, Eat a bag of shit
Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Suck your mother's tit
TKE is the best fraternity
All the others suck!
Rah rah TKE!
Rah rah Fuck!

I may have to incorporate one of the others posted as an alternate, as they're too money to not use,

JonahTKE
01-18-2004, 11:25 PM
the TIKI BAR

the way this works is one frater will yell the lines, the rest of the brothers will either cheer or boo depending upon the line.

WE'RE GOING TO THE TIKI BAR (yay)

BUT THEY"RE TEARING IT DOWN(boo)

AND THEY'RE BUILDING A BRAND NEW ONE(yay)

THE BEER COSTS FIVE DOLLARS(boo)

BUT IT'S SERVED IN FIVE GALLON BUCKETS(yay)

THE BAR IS ONLY A FOOT WIDE(boo)

BUT IT'S A MILE LONG(yay)

THERE IS NO NECKING ON THE DANCING FLOOR(boo)

BUT THERE IS NO DANCING ON THE NECKING FLOOR(yay)

THE WAITRESSES WEAR SKIRTS DOWN TO THEIR ANKLES(boo)

BUT THEY'RE MADE OF CELLOPHANE(yay)

YOU CAN'T TAKE THE WAITRESSES HOME(boo)

BUT THEY CAN TAKE YOU HOME(yay)

WE'RE GOING TO THE TIKI BAR.(yay)

our colony likes this next one in particular because we don't get along very well with our local pi kappa alphas.

I'm an asshole you're an asshole, we are assholes till we die,
but I'd rather be an asshole that a g__ Damned lambda chi,
if you would like you could go pike if it's somthing you adore,
but if you accept a pike bid leave your pecker at the door,
if you go greek you should go teke we're the ones with so much more
BEER!!!
and even though we have no money we are hung down to the floor.

RUTKE
01-19-2004, 06:44 PM
Never Above you,
Never Below you,
Always Beside you...

short and sweet...came to us at Omicron-Omega from a transfer from Sheperd College in WV

AOtke1110
01-22-2004, 08:02 PM
One of our versions at AO goes like this..

1,2,3 T K E
3 2 1 Tau Kappe Epsilon
Teke once, Teke Twice
holy jumping J____ C_____
Rat Shit Bat Shit
G___ Damn Sonofabitch
Rah Rah Fuck
Were the best fraternity and all the rest suck!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
And if you don't like it, get the fuck out!

RUTKE
01-28-2004, 03:26 PM
OK this one is kind of tasteless but i guess that is why the guys at radford university like it...if anyone is offended please think about what this thread was all about...

An RU Teke is a hell of a man,
always got a cold beer in his hand,
fifth of beam and a bottle of rum,
lives in a bar he's a BT's bum.

Take any man's woman,
and spit in her face,
lick her pu**y just to see how it tastes,
f**k her, forget her and throw her out in the street,
An RU Teke is the baddest motherfu**er you'll meet.

So you better watch out,
Cause i gonna raise hell,
I'm an RU Teke,
I'm Above All Else.

PiEp299
01-28-2004, 05:22 PM
Ours have been modified a little from some of the others above:

1 2 3 T-K-E
3 2 1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Aww Shit, Gosh Damn
Rat Ta Tat Tau Kappa
Who the Hell are we?
Pi Epsilon T-K-E
__________________________________________________

Originally posted by Pasta162
Rho Rho Chapter Chants

So heres to Frater ________Frater_________Frater________
So heres to Frater ________whos with us tonight
Hes happy hes jolly hell fuck sheep by golly!
So heres to Frater ________whos with us tonight
So drink motherfucker! Drink motherfucker Drink!

We modified the 3rd line to read "He eats it, he beats it, he even mistreats it." for the guys...and for the girls "She's happy, she's jolly, she's horny by golly." and of course "Miss" instead of "Frater".
__________________________________________________
We also had Up Jumped a Teke modified:

Up jumped a Teke from a coconut grove
He was a mean motherf***er you could tell by his clothes
He wore a 4 button beanie with a 2 button stitch
He was a mean motherf***ing son of a bitch

He lined a hundred women up against the wall
He made a $2 bet he could F*** 'em all
He f***ed 98 till his dick turned blue
Then he backed off, and jacked off, and f***ed the other 2

When he died he went straight to hell
He f***ed the devil's wife and his daughter as well
On his tombstone written in greek
Says "Here lies a cocksuckin, motherf***in Teke"!

jonathan knox
02-11-2004, 01:44 AM
teke once teke twice holy jumpin jesus christy, fight em , bite, ahaaaaa, eat pussy lick clit (or when people are around we say:...ahhhhh, go teke go.

TKEPIO352
04-27-2007, 10:55 PM
The Pi Omicron chapter at NKU call this teke ice

teke once, teke twice,
someone bring the fucking ice
i'll be here
with the beer
teke teke teke

epxitke674
07-20-2007, 12:06 AM
Rat shit bat shit
pussy dont smell
cock suckin
motha fuckin
tekes give em hell

rat shit bat shit
pussy dont smell
cock suckin
motha fuckin
tekes give em hell

rat shit bat shit
pussy dont smell
cock suckin
motha fuckin
tekes give em hell

KD635
08-04-2007, 09:45 PM
Here's a few we sing at the Kappa Delta Chapter down at ODU:


__________________________________________________ __
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
Through and through,
But I'd rather be an asshole,
Than a goddamn Sigma Nu!


__________________________________________________ __
Born on a mountain top,
Raised by a bear,
Got a double set of jaw teeth,
And a triple coat of hair,
Got a cast iron stomach and a nine inch rod,
I'm a mean motherf*cker, I'm a TKE by God!

__________________________________________________ __
We're the KD raiders,
The raiders of the night,
We're the sons of bitches,
Who'd rather f*ck than fight,
So hidey hidey Christ Almighty,
Who the hell are we?
The motherf*ckin', titty suckin' TKE fraternity!

Note: This one kind of pisses of the KDRs on campus but we still love it.

JonInKC
08-12-2007, 03:24 AM
Yes...I had forgotten the whole asshole song...

We used to sing

I'm an asshole every day, but I'd rather be an asshole than a goddamned KA

and

I'm an asshole till I die, but I'd rather be an asshole than a goddamned sigma chi...