HELP WITH CRAB FEAST THEME!!

[katier09]

helllooo!
we're having a joint crab feast with one of the fraternities on our campus later this semester. we're trying to come up with some sort of catchy phrase to put on the tshirts for the event but we've hit a roadblock. does anyone else hold a similar type of event (crab feast, crayfish/clam bake, etc) that would have any ideas to give me? or does anyone know of another chapter on their campus that holds a similar type of event and knows what theme they used? thanks alot


delta delta delta

[Senusret I]

Crabs: They're not just for your noonie.

[skylark]

I'm really trying not to make a joke right now... just too early in the day to be raunchy.

What is the philanthropy you are benefitting (since this is in the service/philanthropy section)?

[skylark]

Maybe... "Don't Worry - Be Crabby"

I'm really stretching to figure out a G-rated play on the word crab. Or clam.

[DSTCHAOS]

LOL@Senusret

Speaking as a crab enthusiast (for the record: whole crabs are for feasts...crab legs are for restaurants and crab cowards :)), I don't need a theme. Can I come? :D

[katier09]

our philanthropy is st judes research hospital, and i cant remember what lambda chi's philan. is

[skylark]

Tee hee hee... I'm thinking "Rx: Crabs -- Our prescription for healthier kids"

[SpankyDTX]

Top 10 Crab Slogans for you...

10. "Crabs... They're not just for hookers anymore."
09. "If you scratch them, they will come..."
08. "Who wants crabs?"
07. "Have your crabs and eat 'em too..."
06. "Our crabs don't itch."
05. "Pass the crabs."
04. "Our crabs won't be there in the morning."
03. "Seriously... It's not those kind of crabs."
02. "Who wants to see my crabs?"
01. "Who wants syphyllis when you can have crabs..."

[Thetagirl218]

Tee hee hee... I'm thinking "Rx: Crabs -- Our prescription for healthier kids"

I seriously laughed for five minutes at this one!

[IlovemyAKA]

I don't have any ideas, but I want to come, too!

[SWTXBelle]

Since it is for St. Jude - "Crabs for Kids"?

[LightBulb]

Delta Delta Delta and Lambda Chi Alpha - we've got the best legs!
[picture of crab]
Benefiting St. Jude Children's Research Hospital and [Lambda Chi's philanthropy]

[chopper744]

Why don't you do something with "Shucks"...
isn't that what it's called when you open up a clam?

"Shuck You Very Much"
or
The ORG NAME "Shuck Off"

[Senusret I]

I thought about this thread just now when I saw a picture of a girl on facebook wearing a shirt from Joe's Crab Shack:

WE CATCH CRABS
So you don't have to