Did you all know.....

[Sexy Mocha]

That Barbie has a last name!!! I was in a forum a while ago and we were discussing Barbie dolls. A couple of us became suspicious of Barbie because of her vast wealth...cars, beach house, swimming pool, the big rock on her finger (She didn't have a job, you know) Anyway, we came to the conclusion that anyone without a last name has got to be Shady. Imagine my shock, as I watched "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and discovered that her full name is Barbie Roberts!!

[ZetaAce]

Mocha! Barbie has plenty of jobs http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Doctor Barbie
Teacher Barbie
Prostitute Barbie (oops! Joke!)
But the first two are are actual barbies you can buy.

ZetaAce

[Sexy Mocha]

Zeta, how could I forget that? There was even an Asronaut Barbie I believe! Barbie Roberts sure wears a lot of hats! But...what about Ken?? Did he not just live off of Barbie's wealth? I don't recall him having a job.

[Serenity]

Isn't she also in the WNBA!?! She's also an Olympian, aerobics guru, and I believed she once played in a band. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

[blu_theatrics]

I was just watching millionaire and I was like this has to be a trick question, I didn't know she had a last name.

But Barbie is a multi-career lady their, but house else could she afford all those cars, malibu houses and pay for all of her friends too. Plus you know she supporting Ken, he ain't got no job, he's always wearing that golfing outfit.


But, Mocha did you see the question about Star trek I think that was a trick question cause we were all setting here thinking James Earl Jones was in star trek instead of Star Wars......I guess I'll never be a millionaire http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif

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[etienneSAI]

she did play in a band! i had rock and roll barbie, complete with crimped hair and a pink crimped streak. denim and leather and a square record that you could play the rock and roll barbie song on. my fisher price record player never got so much use.

i had valentine barbie *which i think i was the only one who bought it* it was my first barbie, she's still in mint condition. she was a BRUNETTE *this was 1984 or 85, i think*. she had this red heart-shaped top and a white skirt with red hearts on it. ruby red lips...man, she was the bomb! i got graduation barbie in 97 when i graduated high school. *gift from my mum, ho knows how much i loved barbie*

etienne
sigma alpha iota

oh, and sexy mocha...barbie "roberts" was just an alibi, i'm sure of it...she was a whore. :-) LoL

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"red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats

"I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos

[ZChi4Life]

Barbie Roberts...that's interesting. So I guess Ken's last name is Roberts right? They did get married didn't they? If so, how could she marry a dude w/ no job?! I guess w/ all those jobs she had, he didn't need to have one!lol Did you see that new Barbie that swims now? That's kinda scary. Soon they're gonna make one that walks, then that's just gonna be really scary! Did anyone ever have that Twirler Curl Barbie where you got that little thing to put her hair in and it twisted it? Did someone mention having Rock 'n' Roll Barbie? I had that...it had a tape of Barbie and her band "singing". That was fun...aww the memories. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

[Sexy Mocha]

"Roberts" could be an alias...she's rich enough to have many identities! Now, I did not know that she married Ken's free-loading ass!
ZChi4Life, I saw the commercial for the swimming Barbie for the first time last night...and it is VERY scarey! She actually swims! Now, the day she starts talking.....(just the thought of that sends shivers down my spine!)

Blu_Theatrics, don't feel bad girl! I will never be a millionaire either! That was definitely a trick question about James Earl Jones!

[SIUAGD]

Did you guys know that there's a sorority meeting Barbie?! No joke- I saw one when I was on ebay. I think its pretty old-maybe from the '60's or earlier. She doesn't have letters, but she's going to a meeting! I thought it was pretty funny!
* I think her middle name is Milicent!


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[etienneSAI]

in answer to the barbie marraige question, yes ken and barbie did allegedly get married. there was a wedding barbie AND a wedding ken. he was in a white tux with this awful shimmery white collar and cummerbund. he matched barbie's dress, whipped litle bitch that he was. anyway, my personal opinion is that somewhere out there is an alimony barbie. she left ken and got the porsche, the dream house and custody of thier baby *there WAS a pregnant barbie but they banned it because they said it was too anatomically incorrect...more on that later*. barbie, in her alimony settlement, was also granted a corporate position in ken's law firm, leaving him to be some broke-ass street walker *either that or a chippendale, my mind hasn't gotten that far yet* and barbie ran off with the pool boy, who was probably ken's frat brother....

etienne
sigma alpha iota

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"red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats

"I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos

[Artimis]

Originally posted by ZChi4Life:
Sexy Mocha, I don't know if they got married or not. I thought they did cuz didn't they have a Wedding Barbie during some point in time? I can't remember. But making one that talks will definitely be the ultimate in frightening!

No. the one in the wedding dress was a friend. And I can't remeber for the life of me the name of the friends of Barbie and Ken that were marry. And my sister had the set!

[ZChi4Life]

Sexy Mocha, I don't know if they got married or not. I thought they did cuz didn't they have a Wedding Barbie during some point in time? I can't remember. But making one that talks will definitely be the ultimate in frightening!

[preppie]

You guys they DID make one that talks! Remember..."Math is sooooooo hard!".....Anyway, I'm just jealous of Barbie,I'd kill to have that body!

[blu_theatrics]

Now you know Ken is the one colllecting alimony..... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
Originally posted by etienneSAI:
in answer to the barbie marraige question, yes ken and barbie did allegedly get married. there was a wedding barbie AND a wedding ken. he was in a white tux with this awful shimmery white collar and cummerbund. he matched barbie's dress, whipped litle bitch that he was. anyway, my personal opinion is that somewhere out there is an alimony barbie. she left ken and got the porsche, the dream house and custody of thier baby *there WAS a pregnant barbie but they banned it because they said it was too anatomically incorrect...more on that later*. barbie, in her alimony settlement, was also granted a corporate position in ken's law firm, leaving him to be some broke-ass street walker *either that or a chippendale, my mind hasn't gotten that far yet* and barbie ran off with the pool boy, who was probably ken's frat brother....

etienne
sigma alpha iota

[ZChi4Life]

You guys, this is so funny! Could you imagine men sitting around talking about G.I. Joe or some other "action" figure! LOL!
Preppie, I totally forgot about that Barbie! But she didn't move her lips did she? She just had a voice box right? Now if they made one that spoke AND moved her lips, watch out! That'll be too much. That one that swims is a trip though. Like I said, wait until they make one that walks! Imagine sitting in your living room and Barbie just walks in! I don't think I could handle that http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

[etienneSAI]

hmm, if you took a barbie that moves her lips, and a barbie that swims...would she drown?

buu_theatrics....are you SURE ken's collecting alimony? barbie STILL has the money to pay for all her stuff and ken's been wearing the same broke-ass golf outfit since the early 80's.

and are you SURE that barbie wasn't the one getting married? does that mean that KEN married the friend? barbie was a MISTRESS? hey, maybe barbie was like heidi fleiss and sort of tricked out her girl, but she ended up falling in love with ken anyway. hey, it could have happened. and yes, barbie's middle name IS millicent. babs millie roberts...the third....

etienne
sigma alpha iota
and if my sisters knew i was on here talking about BARBIE....i thnk they'd vote me out of presidency....

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"red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats

"I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos

[c&c1913]

I didn't know Barbie and Ken were married!?! I thought they were just shacking up.
What about the kids she keeps having? Are they Ken's also? I think one belongs to G.I. Joe!

[Sexy Mocha]

Originally posted by c&c1913:
I didn't know Barbie and Ken were married!?! I thought they were just shacking up.
What about the kids she keeps having? Are they Ken's also? I think one belongs to G.I. Joe!

WHO GOT KIDS????
Boy, What rock have I been living under??

[ZChi4Life]

LOL!!! This is hilarious! I love this topic! Yeah I remember when Barbie had kids, but maybe that was one of her friends now that I think about it. But maybe not <shrug>. Ok, I think maybe Barbie and Ken didn't get married. Remember Skipper? And didn't she have a man? Oh wait, wait, wait, I got it! Barbie and Ken had 2 friends named Tracy and Todd! THEY got married!! I'm almost positive it was them. Does anyone remember them or am I just going crazy?! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

[etienneSAI]

zchi4life,

tracy and todd?! i CAN'T believe you came up with that...you're RIGHT! tracy had red hair! i remember i thought that was cool cause i have red hair too. i don't think barbie and ken actually had CHILDREN. i know there was skipper, which was barbie's little sister...and kendra who came later, which was ANOTHER little sister. *and where are barbie's parents, i ask you??* there WAS a barbie which was "pregnant" and you could "take out" the baby/fetus but this was taken off the shelves rather quickly because it 1. gave children the idea that babies came from mother's "stomachs" and 2. you could pop off the front of her stomach and take out the child. not too anatomically correct. so i don't think barbie actually HAD children...maybe she was just the eternal babysitter.

and about g.i.joe being a secret father of barbie's alleged children, i say definately. ken was SUCH a wuss! remember the "cool" version of ken that came with the earring? it was rumored that this version of ken looked to "homosexual" and was snatched up by gay men everywhere. seriously, ken was a pansy. barbie wanted a real man, ken was off playing golf or something *probably with tracy's husband todd" and g.i. joe was her "real american hero". 'nuff said.

one more quick thing: i'd be VERY interested to know what the guys on this board think about this whole conversation. i know they've gotta be sitting at thier computers, reading these posts and thinking "no WONDER i still don't understand women...i'm trying to create serious topics and they're talking about barbie dolls". but we ladies ALL know this is a VERY serious topic... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

etienne
sigma alpha iota

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"red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats

"I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos

[prospectiverushee]

I wonndered what happened to Barbie's parents also cause the girl has more siblings then I have fingers. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Let's see:

There's Skipper,Kelly,Kendra,Marge(I think),and I'msure Barbie has a little brother too

[blu_theatrics]

I say that they are all Barbie's illegitamat children and she just took them back when they got older and acted like they were siblings.

[thatgirl]

You know, we could turn this into a very interestin soap opera! Barbie was never a kid, huh? That's where the mystery begins........

[etienneSAI]

midge WAS a friend of barbie's. my mother has a midge doll in our basement with HER barbie collection. midge was a brunette with freckles and a flip hairdo. my mom also has this red headed barbie doll...sultry-lookin' little chicky, she is. i remember a later version of midge that came out when i was a little girl...but i never had her.


**i HATE to divert the attention of the grup from barbie, but does anyone remember that barbie imposter from yesteryear, maxie?? my little sister had one. just wondering**

and about the barbie soap opera...i'll write the screenplay if i can be casted in it, too!!

etienne
sigma alpha iota

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"red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats

"I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos

[Artimis]

Originally posted by ZChi4Life:
LOL!!! This is hilarious! I love this topic! Yeah I remember when Barbie had kids, but maybe that was one of her friends now that I think about it. But maybe not <shrug>. Ok, I think maybe Barbie and Ken didn't get married. Remember Skipper? And didn't she have a man? Oh wait, wait, wait, I got it! Barbie and Ken had 2 friends named Tracy and Todd! THEY got married!! I'm almost positive it was them. Does anyone remember them or am I just going crazy?! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

Not sure on the bride's name but that was the bride grooms name. I always thought that the Todd doll looked sooo much nicer then ken

[SIUAGD]

I had a Midge doll, who was she?? Was she related to Barbie, or was she just friends?
And the one in a Hawaiian oufit-who was she? It seems like forever ago...!

[ZChi4Life]

Hey everyone,
I had the Maxie doll too (remember her cartoon? Why did she get a cartoon, but Barbie didn't? Or did Barbie have a cartoon?) Anyway, Maxie wasn't as cool as Barbie b/c she had bigger feet...they were huge compared to Barbie's. I think she was bigger overall. But even though she had big feet, at least her shoes stayed on better than Barbie's did. Man, all my Barbies were shoeless! LOL http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif But ya know, I liked Maxie's car...remember she had a little 4 x 4? That was sweet cuz I wanted a Jeep when I was little. But of course Barbie had that Ferrari, the house (wait, she had HOMES didn't she?), she had Ken and probably G.I Joe. Like that shirt says, that B**** had EVERYTHING!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

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[blu_theatrics]

I just had my co-workedread this topic (he's a man of course)
and he says we are some sick women with toooo much time on our hands,

I say that we are well-defined females who have an imaginative mind http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

[ZChi4Life]

Men! Can't live w/ them, can't live w/ out them http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif I think this is the funniest thread I've ever read!

[Katelyn]

Wow! I never knew she had a last name. I always thought she was just "BARBIE"! It's a good thing people watch "....Millionaire"
'cause I'd of never known that!!!!!!


Katelyn http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif

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[12dn94dst]

LMAO!! I am too mad at y'all and this 2 page thread about the life and times of Barbie. (but you know i'm jumping in) LOL Getting back to her many careers...it is my theory that Barbie is the reason why people can't find decent jobs. The chick has like 4,000 jobs! Every 2 months she has a new job...how does she get hired? She has an unstable job history. And if she's adding new ones, when does she work? How many hours does HER week have? When does hse have time to go to her Malibu beach house?

I'm glad someone brought up the siblings. Let's do some math. Barbie is like 40, right? Which means, IF she has parents (I've never seen them), they're like 60 - 65...What the HELL is she doing with a 2-year old sister (Kelly)??? Skipper I can understand, she's 16 or 17 but Kelly perplexes me.

[Serenity]

Have any of you seen this:

"Barbie.com, whoo, whoo, whoo!
Barbie.com: first ask Dad or Mom!"

I just saw the commercial as I was watching my Nick toons. Hmmmmmm....what will they think of next!?!

12dn94dst, speaking of "In Living Color" from the other thread, Barbie would put that Jamaican family to shame with all of her jobs! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Kymberleigh]

Okay Ya'll I didn't think Barbie had any kids. I thought she just had sisters, and wasn't there a little brother?

Anyway, do any of you watch Dharma and Greg, cuz I think that Barbie is like Dharma's ex boy, the one who lied about everything, because he was really some international spy of sorts. Did any one see that episode. Cuz, that would explain Barbie and her milliion jobs, houses, cars, outfits, an damn plastic shoes. lol She was only a perp.

Does anyone remember the Heart Family?

[ZChi4Life]

Yes, I remember the Heart Family! Now they definitely had kids. Didn't the mother have the same thing like Barbie where she could pop kids outta her stomach!? LOL! Man, what happened to them?
Now there's Barbie.com? Ok, I gotta go check it out. You guys are gonna laugh at me, but guess what? I collect Barbies!LOL I just started last year. I only have 4 right now, but you all just wait...I'll have a ton. Barbie is gonna be worth some bucks if she's not already worth a lot right now. And I'm gonna be there to get a piece of da pie! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Originally posted by Kymberleigh:
Okay Ya'll I didn't think Barbie had any kids. I thought she just had sisters, and wasn't there a little brother?

Anyway, do any of you watch Dharma and Greg, cuz I think that Barbie is like Dharma's ex boy, the one who lied about everything, because he was really some international spy of sorts. Did any one see that episode. Cuz, that would explain Barbie and her milliion jobs, houses, cars, outfits, an damn plastic shoes. lol She was only a perp.

Does anyone remember the Heart Family?

[Sexy Mocha]

If I'm not mistaking, Barbie is over 50 years old...how does she manage to look so young? How do you perform cosmetic surgery on someone who's already plastic anyway??Hmmm.

[Sexy Mocha]

The Facts, Just the Facts.....

Name: Barbie Millicent Roberts
Hometown: Wisconcin,USA
Age: 41
Barbie not only has over a billion jobs, but she has also served as a Medic Sergeant in Desert Storm. During that same year(1992), Barbie was also a presidential candidate. (I wonder who ran against her.) Ms. Roberts owns 43 pets, including a chimp and 21 dogs. After she graduated from Willows High School, she worked as a teen fashion model. Barbie also went to college. Since, we here on GreekChat represent many different colleges and universities, I'm sure one of us actually had her for a room mate or shared one or two classes with her. (Passed her in the hall once???) Anyway, do yall think she's part of a sorority?? I'm sure she is, afterall she is Barbie...the girl who has everything!!

**Disclaimer**
This info is actually true. It can be found easily via the web, and although it may appear that anyone who actually looks this stuff up has WAY too much time on their hands.....I do have a life.....don't I?? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

[ZChi4Life]

LMAO!!!Mocha, you are the bomb! That info is great! It's too funny!

[RedAngel]

This thread is just too funny!
Mocha,
I think there was a sorority Barbie a few years back. I don't remember the greek letters but it would make sense knowing she's a high achiever! We know she lives better than most people!
Now, I have a question-Does anybody remember Barbie's African American girlfriend Chrissy?
RedAngel

[blu_theatrics]

ok I think I am goiong to find some kind of help group, I have been on here looking fo facts about barbie and ken for a few hours now

~but kens full name is Ken carson, no middle name was ever given to him
~Ken is only considered an "accessory"
to Barbie by Mattel... making him the ultimate "boy toy"
~Alan (ken's friend actually married Midge (Barbie's friend)
~Kelly (one of barbie's sister's) was never heard of until the marriage of Alan and Midge(she was the flowergirl)
(this futhers my idea that Kelly is actually the illegetimate child of Barbie, since she only appeared years after she was born to be in Barie's best friends wedding http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif)

Why is it that all of barbie's friends nd family members seem to just drop off the face of the earth.

I think the plastic CIA should take a look at this situation

[ZChi4Life]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! This thread just gets funnier and funnier! Oh my goodness, we are a trip! Wow, so Ken has a last name too. Well that means that Ken and Barbie didn't get married. I wonder why not. And he's just an accessory? Interesting, very interesting. And what is up w/ all her friends and family just disappearing like that? Hmmm, a plastic CIA would be necessary indeed. Hey, that could be Barbie's next job! She can work for the CIA and find her own damn family! LOLOL!!:P

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[Sexy Mocha]

Barbie also had a twin sister (Tutti)....I say HAD because no one has seen or heard from her since about 30 years ago. Tutti was introduced back in 1966....Barbie must have "arranged" it so that Tutti mysteriously disappeared...which goes back to my initial thought that she is part of the mafia (Barbie Roberts is an alias for Barbara Fettuccini). She is evil incarnate, I tell you! Her madness must stop!!
RIP Tutti http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif

[Serenity]

(Barbie Roberts is an alias for Barbara Fettuccini)

Sexy Mocha, I'm LMAO! No you didn't.... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

[mwedzi]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
(Barbie Roberts is an alias for Barbara Fettuccini). She is evil incarnate, I tell you! Her madness must stop!!
RIP Tutti http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif

Ya'll crazy. RIP Tutti? You all are just too funny!

BTW, I saw a 20/20 special on Barbie (maybe 20/20) and the woman who designed her said Barbie was named after her daughter's nickname (she wanted another name closer to her daughter's real name, but that was already copyrighted). And I'm pretty sure she said Ken was named after her son. Meaning Barbie would be Ken's sister.

Assuming that's true, I certainly hope Barbie and Ken didn't get married because I ain't down with that incestuous stuff. I mean, dang, Barbie. I know Ken was the only man around, but weren't you worried about having kids with 5 eyes? Barbie was one freaky-@ss woman.



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[etienneSAI]

so you're saying there was a twin? tutti? hmm...facts of life referance.

i don't know about all this. maybe mattel is just interested in contributing to the deliquency of the american family. they're constantly switching around family roles, children...it's like a damn foster family! it's all mattel....evil toy corporation. and as far as i'm concerned, barbie is the harlot of satan!

etienne
sigma alpha iota

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"red is the color of music and has been since the very earliest of times. the caps of faeries and musicians are well-nigh always red."~*~w.b.yeats

"I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos

[ZChi4Life]

LOL! Harlot of satan? LOL! Boy oh boy!

Ok so what's up w/ this Tutti? And what's up w/ her name? Barbie and Tutti? It seems like this Tutti was destined to be outta the picture from the start w/ a name like that!!!

[NoLongerGreek]

This is all too interesting (and hilarious)... I did a massive paper on Barbie for a Women's Studies class.

Did y'all know that if Barbie was a human being she would have to walk on all fours like a monkey? She's so ill-proportioned there would be no way her waist would hold up the upper half of her body. She would be well over six feet tall and probably have severely mauled feet from walking on her toes for 50 years, as well as some serious internal organ problems because she would have an 18 inch waist.

I gotta say the most disappointing day in this history of Barbie (to me) was the day Barbie got a VISA card and went shopping. Sad sad sad....

I worked at Toys R Us for a year as well, and let me tell you some of those discontinued Barbies were pretty umm... interesting.

And Ken gets even more strange every year. Last I saw he was a figure skater wearing some sort of shiny disco-ball lookin' shirt with tights... *shrug*

[ZChi4Life]

Disco/Figure Skater Ken! LMAO! I can see it now.
Wait, do they still make Ken w/ "real" hair now? Remember they came out w/ that? Like, is that supposed to make Ken popular w/ guys or something? I didn't get it, but it was sooo funny!

Originally posted by NoLongerGreek:
This is all too interesting (and hilarious)... I did a massive paper on Barbie for a Women's Studies class.

Did y'all know that if Barbie was a human being she would have to walk on all fours like a monkey? She's so ill-proportioned there would be no way her waist would hold up the upper half of her body. She would be well over six feet tall and probably have severely mauled feet from walking on her toes for 50 years, as well as some serious internal organ problems because she would have an 18 inch waist.

I gotta say the most disappointing day in this history of Barbie (to me) was the day Barbie got a VISA card and went shopping. Sad sad sad....

I worked at Toys R Us for a year as well, and let me tell you some of those discontinued Barbies were pretty umm... interesting.

And Ken gets even more strange every year. Last I saw he was a figure skater wearing some sort of shiny disco-ball lookin' shirt with tights... *shrug*

[James]

Originally posted by etienneSAI:
zchi4life,

one more quick thing: i'd be VERY interested to know what the guys on this board think about this whole conversation. i know they've gotta be sitting at thier computers, reading these posts and thinking "no WONDER i still don't understand women...i'm trying to create serious topics and they're talking about barbie dolls". but we ladies ALL know this is a VERY serious topic... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

etienne
sigma alpha iota



As a male I thought the whole topic was funny, and was reading the thread while chuckling to myself until I came across the part of etienne's post that went:

he matched barbie's dress, whipped litle bitch that he was.

At which point I have to confess I completely lost it for a few minutes in the middle of a school computer lab! I had tears in my eyes! ROFL.

I am reasonably recogizable on campus as a Fraternity president, Greek council VP, and Student Government Rep. So everyone wanted to know what was so funny . . .

And of course I couldn't tell them that it was a web conversation about Barbie dolls, which just made me laugh harder . . .

But you are right, Ken was a little pansy, and I'm glad my GI Joe figures captured him and had him put to death years ago http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif
(the guy was sniveling to the end).

However, since he was such a pansy, and since ZChi4Life pointed out they never got married, isn't it possible that Ken was just her back-up? As Chris Rock put it: "penis under glass".

Poor bastard . . . to be strung along for 20 years! What a tease! (although she did "keep" the deadbeat loser) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

(Sorry, couldn't resist commentating, its a nice break from planning Recruitment, Dues schedules, and disciplinary hearings)

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[Texas Alum]

James - thanks for the input! IMHO, men would have conversations JUST LIKE THIS about G.I. Joe, and the Star Wars and He-Man dolls (not "action figures", just suck it up and admit they are dolls). My little brother was always kidnapping my Barbies so they could be G.I. Joe's girlfriend (you see, she IS a hussy) - and I would take them back because... whatever, Barbie is about seven inches tall and G.I.Joe was about three inches tall and MY Barbie was not datin' no short short man!

The bride and groom Barbies were Tracy and Todd.

ZChi4Life - I DID have the Twirler Curl Barbie, only mine was called Golden Curl Barbie, and she came in this FINE gold lame pantsuit, and also came with a "curling iron" that was held together by one of those little round rubber bands that went on braces....

Now, I hate to admit this - but no-one ever explained to me that the copper wires in the Barbie's head were for curling purposes! (I was about seven) I didn't understand that the point was to take a lock of Barbie hair (with wires in it), roll it on the fake curling iron, and then it would be curled. And the wires got in the way - you couldn't use Barbie's little brush and comb very well with them.

So.... I cut all the wires out! They were anchored at her hairline on her forehead. Only, with my plastic safety scissors, I couldn't really cut close enough to Barbie's scalp to get the whole wire off, so they were still there, but really super short. So my Golden Curl Barbie had this little wiry mohawk ridge running along the front of her head, and the d@mned hair never would curl.

What a disappointment... I think I ended up donating that one to the G.I. Joe cause...

[etienneSAI]

i TOLD you all she was a slut...now you see!

james, i can TOTALLY see a guy just falling out, reading this post! i read it all over again after it was sort of idle for a while and just started cracking up. it really is hilarious! ken WAS a whipped little bitch...everyone KNOWS he worked hard for his money and barbie just spent it on her '57 chevy, the porsche and that stupid horse that couldn't even trot. she knew what was up. and i guarantee ou that if women could get away with tha, and it was socially acceptable like it is in "barbieland", we'd all be doing it. who'd pass up shopping and vacationing in her "pool" *you know, the one you could float in the bathtub??* if her whipped little bitch of a man would be working? talk about a throwback to the fifties, but hey...we can dream, can't we?

etienne
sigma alpha iota
**the opinions expressed in this post, or topic, for that matter, do NOT reflect the opinions of SAI, cause my sisters would kill me if they knew i was writing about this...**

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[MsDetroit1920]

This is the funniest thread I have ever read!

I have a question,
WHERE THE HECK IS BARBIE'S PARENTS?
I heard she was a testtube baby!

MsDetroit1920

[This message has been edited by MsDetroit1920 (edited September 19, 2000).]

[straightBOS]

Originally posted by MsDetroit1920:

I have a question,
WHERE THE HECK IS BARBIE'S PARENTS?
I heard she was a testtube baby!


Thats a good question girl because.....(drum roll, please!)

BARBIE AND KEN ARE BROTHER and SISTER!!!!
YEs, it is TRUE!! The original creator of the two dolls named them after her son and daughter. I was laughing so hard when I read the posts about the wedding, pregnancy, etc.
I remember those dolls.

So I guess you now know the truth. The Barbie/Ken saga is the longest running episode of Jerry Springer.
Good night to all.

[lifesaver]

OK, not to bring all this up again, but apparently she is running for president again this election cycle. She must be the mattel version of that Liberterian candidate who ran for president every cycle for like 40 years. Anyway, what I wanna know is why she gotta have the Elizabeth Dole hairdo? See link below:
http://kidscollecting.about.com/kids/kidscollecting/library/weekly/aa043000a.htm

also, apparently she has a platform at:
http://barbie.com/girls/wob/bfp/

the site is down now. I think her campaign staff pulled it down since her numbers are off in the latest Gallup poll. Apparently her perscription medicare plan needs some retooling and there were some numerical discrepancies in her social security proposal that were pointed out at the last mattel debate. So I think her staff is working on the site. Since I am disgusted with both Gore and Bush, I FINALLY know who I am voting for for president! If she won would that make Ken the "first whipped bitch?"

[lifesaver]

Originally posted by etienneSAI:
zchi4life,

tracy and todd?! i CAN'T believe you came up with that...you're RIGHT! tracy had red hair! i remember i thought that was cool cause i have red hair too.

NO F****G WAY!!

There is a redheadded Barbie? yall are gonna laugh ya'lls asses of at this, but every pledge class we have goes on a scavenger hunt (yeah they're illegal, yada yada - it's stupid stuff like meet up with us and serenade our girlfriends and stuff) anyway, since I transfered to this chapter one of the items on the hunt has always been a redheaded barbie! I kid you not! Legend has it that it was put there to test the pledges creativity, because we understood that there was no such thing. But I can GUARENTEE that I WILL NOT be the one to stand up this scavenger hunt time in front of the whole chapter and tell them that, "Excuse me, but there is in fact a red headded barbie, and her name is Traci. She was friends with Barbie and married a guy named Todd!" Could you all imagine how far I'd get my ass beat down?! I wouldn't even make it out the door. I'd be rolled in the parking lot. No, they wouldn't even FIND my body.

[Allie_XO]

I have a funny story about Barbie. I was the type of girl that played with GI Joes. Like everyone here has said, Barbie was a hussy so I didn't want anything to do with her. Anyway, I went to an Easter Egg hunt one year (I think I was 4 or 5 years old). The girls and boys were seperated into different egg patches, and off we went. The object was to find the Golden Egg. There were lots and lots of eggs, but if you found the Golden Egg, you got a "big prize." Well, guess what - I got the golden egg on the girls side. Well, there were two prizes - a Barbie and a GI Joe set. I got to pick my prize first, so naturally I picked the GI Joe. The grown ups were shocked and kept asking me "Are you sure that is what you want??" Of course I was sure, so I got the GI Joe and some poor boy got a Barbie. And I couldn't figure why my family was mad at me - I found the Golden Egg didn't I?

Allie http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif

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[bucutie02]

12dn94dst, thanks for brining this back up. It is so funny!

[AlphaChiGirl]

I am a Barbie-freak. I had HUNDREDS when I was a little girl (and a big-@ss dollhouse), and now I collect them. Yes, it's Barbie Millicent Roberts, and I forgot what Ken's last name is. I have all these books, it's madness. For some real laughs, go on ebay under "barbie". The nuttiest stuff is on there.

[Hootie]

I think the REAL reason Barbie never married Ken is because secretly she was from the late 90's and new that she had to be an Independant Woman. She knew deep down that Ken would probably cheat on her and take her money and leave her broken hearted...therefore she played him and focused on her career ambitions (all 1,000 of them)!
For that reason (and that reason alone) Barbie is a TRUE role model (j/k).
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[Miami1839]

The girls in H.S. thought I resembled Ken. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif No barbies or Ken dolls for me. Only GI Joes for me.

[12dn94dst]

Bucutie02,

Here it is! The "Barbie" thread!

Adding to the Barbie madness, she has a new baby sister named Krissy (I just saw the commercial). And I believe this question still remains: Where the heck are Barbie's parents?!?

[AKA2D '91]

Mayber her/their parents are the CABBAGE PATCH KIDS?????? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

[AlphaChiGirl]

Oh yeah, how could I forget? Ken was the ULTIMATE scrub. Did he have a house? No. He just chilled around the Dream House, mooching. Did he have a car? No. He was pleased as punch to drive around in a hot pink Corvette. Did he have a job? No, not really--he would do whatever job Barbie had at the time. Ken=ultimate tagalong.

[AKA_Monet]

Didn't they have like a Barbie that "grew" 2 inches? Or was that Skipper? You'd move one of her arms around and she'd grow???

I had Ballerina Barbie with a crown. And 'cuz my mom was so called "pro-Black" while I was growing up, all my Barbie's were dark brown with long black hair. Somehow, Mattel did make the Black hair nappy if you tried to wash it and change the hairstyle--so I just wound up making a "cornroll braided" Barbie... They tried to make a Hispanic Barbie and an Asian Barbie...

Hey! Does Mattel have issues!!!

As far as the "groove thang" with GI Joe when he was a big man, yeah, I can understand why Barbie would want him rather than Ken, she was only thing what was under his tank... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif And I think Ken started dating that other doll out there for gays--I forgot his name... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif

Did anyone have the Barbie Townhouse? Not the Beach house, but the one with the 3 levels and an elevator? It was a piece of chit!!!

I just would wanna ride my big wheel down the hill and run over my Barbies...

[James]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
Mayber her/their parents are the CABBAGE PATCH KIDS?????? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

I am almost absolutely sure that Barbie is much older than the Cabbage Patch Kids . . . and why they were popular is beyond me . . .

It occurred to me as I was reading . . . and then I saw someone else mention it . . .

The REAL reason they never married . .

Drum roll Please . . . Ken is Gay!

Let's look at the evidence:

Keen Fashion sense, good dresser with stylish toys.

Hair always perfect.

Wears predominantly light airy clothing like pastels.

ALWAYS wears the appropriate outfit to the event, activity, sport (like you can get us straight guys to do that, puuuuulllleeeze! You're lucky if we don't wear white socks to your formal).

And finallly . . . Always hangs around at her beck and call without getting any!

Its funny, some female Mattel designer was looking to make the perfect male companion to go with the perfect girl . . . and she unconsciously makes him gay. It makes you want to weep.

No wonder women aren't happy with men, they want straight Kens http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif.

I think Ken was either Barbie's gay friend from high school or her hair dresser turned best friend/therapist.

But it is suspiscious that Barbie really doesn't date at all . . . I mean sheez, you think she would learn to balance her careers and social life a bit to allow emotional attachment. Bad role model http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif.

[amycat412]

three pages of posts and no one mentioned my favorite??

BALLERINA BARBIE--God I loved those toe shoes!! (OOOOPS AKA MONET just saw you had her too)

See now my Barbie had a little somethin somethin on the side with my Sonny Bono doll. Yup. Child of the 70's that I am. Cher and Ken were doin' it and Barbie and Sonny were doin it--in different wings of the dream house, of course.

I had a serious Barbie problem. Dream House. Town House. Camper. Three foot long Motorhome. Pool. Cars. My Barbie was one seriously spoiled chick. Must've been all Sonny's royalty checks. He just loved to serenade Ballerina Barbie (who would dance while he sang of course) "Babe, I got you Babe..."



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[bucutie02]

LOL, James you are too funny!!! My favorite barbie is also ballerina barbie, she is the only one i have left!

[Miami1839]

Thats hillarious James LOL http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif No wonder the talk shows are doing such good business. Look how long Oprah has been on. What a marketing ploy by Mattel. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Kevin

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[WhiteCoKlate]

Ohhh i had the Barbie townhouse..with the elevator..lol lmaoo this thread is sooooo funny..Like some of u said earlier, my barbie was a whore, lesbian, and a sex feind.. when she would get mad at ken, she would have a three some with todd and tracie or whoever was around..She would even let skipper watch..lmaoo

[FeeFee]

This has got to be the FUNNIEST THREAD I have come across so far!! I am sitting here LMAOCMEO http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif. AKA_Monet, running over your Barbie dolls; you know you were dead wrong for that http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by AKA_Monet:
Did anyone have the Barbie Townhouse? Not the Beach house, but the one with the 3 levels and an elevator? It was a piece of chit!!!

Man, it was HORRIBLE!!! It was made of cardboard, OK?!! Oh, it was horrible.

[AKA_Monet]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
Man, it was HORRIBLE!!! It was made of cardboard, OK?!! Oh, it was horrible.



HEY!

Why are all the Sistah's sayin' they had the cardboard Townhouse with the elevator??? :P

Was that the "ghettofabulous hood rat" Barbie tryin' to be hard??? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Oh, and I'd throw my Barbies across my swimming pool and see if they swam. Somehow, their legs kept falling off??? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif

[SweetestDiva]

Originally posted by Serenity:
Isn't she also in the WNBA!?! She's also an Olympian, aerobics guru, and I believed she once played in a band. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

Yes, she WAS in a band.. it was called "Barbie and the Rockers". How do I know? Because I had a skateboard-scooter with their pics plastered all over it! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

[JulieBaby]

Barbie has 4 sisters Skipper, Stacy, Kelly, & Krissy. Ken has 4 brothers all the same sizes.

Barbie has been in several bands. Barbie and the Rockers, some fifties band, and a few others.

Barbie is blone, brunette, and African-American.

Ken has too had jobs! He was also an astronaut, teacher, doctor, military, etc.
Midge is the redhead, and she got married to Alan.

Skipper has actually gotten older. She started out looking like Stacy does now, she's grown about an inch and developed boobs too!

[gphi2k]

Originally posted by SweetestDiva:
Yes, she WAS in a band.. it was called "Barbie and the Rockers". How do I know? Because I had a skateboard-scooter with their pics plastered all over it! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif



LOL http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif . I had the lunch box with them on the front! Barbie and the rockers gave Jem and the holigrams a run for their money!

[AXiD4Life]

Oh my goodness I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life! I always thought something was a bit off in that family, and now we know that Ken and Barbie's incestuous relationship is relevant Springer material! I had a ton of Barbies when I was little; my favorite was Tropical Barbie, and her hair was down to her feet. However, I thought it was a little too long, attempted to trim it but made it uneven, so by the time I had it evened out she looked like Susan Powter! I think I gave all of my Barbies to the Goodwill...I feel sorry for the poor kid with my buzzed Barbie! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Hootie]

Originally posted by AXiD4Life:
Oh my goodness I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life! I always thought something was a bit off in that family, and now we know that Ken and Barbie's incestuous relationship is relevant Springer material! I had a ton of Barbies when I was little; my favorite was Tropical Barbie, and her hair was down to her feet. However, I thought it was a little too long, attempted to trim it but made it uneven, so by the time I had it evened out she looked like Susan Powter! I think I gave all of my Barbies to the Goodwill...I feel sorry for the poor kid with my buzzed Barbie! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
AXID4life...that is toooooooooooo funny. I did the EXACT same thing with my tropical barbie. And of course I thought I could cut it perfectly straight across and then realized it was, what would now be known as, layered. So I kept chopping and chopping and chopping. Poor Barbie's hair was so short it looked terrible.

[James]

The all time best post in the funny category in Greek Chat history!

Over 70 posts about Barbie dolls, that taught me more than I ever wanted to know about a species of doll I wouldn't have been caught dead with as a child. Well, my future daughters might benefit . . . although I may not admit the source of my knowledge;)

[xok85xo]

Originally posted by etienneSAI
i had valentine barbie *which i think i was the only one who bought it* it was my first barbie, she's still in mint condition. she was a BRUNETTE *this was 1984 or 85, i think*. she had this red heart-shaped top and a white skirt with red hearts on it. ruby red lips...man, she was the bomb!

You weren't the only one who had that barbie, I had her too!! She came with a heart stamp I think(or were they lips??)

[lifesaver]

OK, I was just thinking about this thread because yesterday becuase my brother-in-law's mother emailed me the following. Too perfect:

> > 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of
> > blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors
> > (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print
> > editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
> >
> > 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and
> > watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of
> > perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with
> > hand-held fan and tiny tissues.
> >
> > 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels
> > shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy
> > tweezers and magnifying mirror.
> >
> > 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps
> > with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news
> > on the tummy front, two mu-muus with tummy-support
> > panels are included.
> >
> > 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in
> > stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's
> > dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice
> > stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
> >
> > 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky
> > crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin
> > Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive
> > age-blasting cosmetics.
> >
> > 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a
> > cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts
> > off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr.
> > Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and
> > cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
> >
> > 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken.
> > Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer)
> > is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're
> > hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa
> > Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking up is hard to do."
> >
> > 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with
> > Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
> >
> > 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally
> > caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve
> > Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to
> > meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book,
> > a six-pack of Diet Coke, and a pack of cigs.
> >
> > 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her
> > pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things,
> > and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the
> > couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with
> > Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In
> > Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

[Salience]

Originally posted by xok85xo

You weren't the only one who had that barbie, I had her too!! She came with a heart stamp I think(or were they lips??)

I think that was Kissing Barbie with the lips that made actual red lip prints when youapplied the special makeup. She was my third Barbie. My first barbie was "Black Barbie" with the Afro and red Afro pick. Yeah, I'm dating myself, but shoot, I liked her and Ken's 'fros. And Ken was a doctor, as well.

[Dejajeva]

Aren't Stacie and Krissy twins...or wasn't there triplets in the family???

and doesn't anyone remember the hawaiian barbie?
Kiara or something? She had looooooong dark hair, she was my favorite!

[SoCalGirl]

Originally posted by lifesaver


NO F****G WAY!!

There is a redheadded Barbie? ... But I can GUARENTEE that I WILL NOT be the one to stand up this scavenger hunt time in front of the whole chapter and tell them that, "Excuse me, but there is in fact a red headded barbie, and her name is Traci. She was friends with Barbie and married a guy named Todd!" Could you all imagine how far I'd get my ass beat down?! I wouldn't even make it out the door. I'd be rolled in the parking lot. No, they wouldn't even FIND my body.



I had a red headed Barbie! She was in Barbie and the Rockers. :) I don't remember her name though. :( I think it started w/ a D, cause the other two (besides Barbie) were Dana (the Asian one) and DeeDee (the black one). Plus there was Derick. I was so mad when my parents wouldn't buy him. He had real hair! Not the plastic crap like Ken, who was ALSO in the band.

[ZetaLuvBunny]

HAHAHA! This is freakin' HILARIOUS!
Um, anyway, I had some big@$$ house and I can't remember what it was called, but it was like two feet tall. I gave it to my friend when I got sick of it at like age ten. I also remember crying like forever cuz my babysitter said she'd cut Skipper's hair pretty, but instead she shaved it all off & made Skipper look like a Granny. :( I was so MAD!

There's also this HILARIOUS book I used to have a few years ago, I think it's called BARBIE UNBOUND. It has all these things like, what if Barbie was....etc.
A few examples I think were in it:

Welfare Mom Barbie
Biker Barbie
Animal Rights Activist Barbie
Teenage Pregnant Barbie

LOL! I wish I could find that book! I think I gave it to my aunt or something! If anyone finds it like on Amazon.com or Barnes & Noble or anything, let me know! It's SOOO funny! You will laugh so hard you'll pee your pants!!!

[ZetaLuvBunny]

Oh yeah, speaking of DOLLS, did anyone buy the Geri "Ginger" Spice Girl Doll before she up & left the group? My mom was like, "that'll be worth something someday since she left." LOL! I still have that as well as the Drew Barrymore Charlie's Angels Doll.

[SparkliiQTMTSU]

haha My Aunt has that book! it's is the funniest thing ever! I was laughing so hard I was crying!! Ive tried to find it online and I can't seem to find it. Im going to keep looking but if anyone else finds it before me let me know! It's a hilarious book!

Nichole

[1savvydiva]

I don't know HOW I came across this thread, I don't know what I was searching for...but this has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen on GC!!!

(Barbie is a whore, and Ken is a whipped little bitch)....LOL :D

[OUlioness01]

Originally posted by Artimis
No. the one in the wedding dress was a friend. And I can't remeber for the life of me the name of the friends of Barbie and Ken that were marry. And my sister had the set!

if anyone wants to know Barbie's friend's name is Midge.....remember? she's now pregnant Barbie

[GeekyPenguin]

I love this thread!

I too had the ghetto townhouse with the elevator that was always breaking! I also had Barbie's beach house and a Barbie swimming pool.

Even more ghetto than the ghetto townhouse - I had a Barbie RV and Barbie camping set - well, I decided my Barbies needed sleeping bags, so they all slept in purple Crown Royal velvet pouches.

[Hootie]

Anyone know if they finally made a realistic looking Barbie?!?!

[socialbutterfly]

not to my knowledge, but....if they did, she sure wouldn't weigh 10 pounds that's for damn sure!!!:D

[James]

Bump

[wreckingcrew]

OVER-RATED <clap, clap, clap-clap-clap>
OVER-RATED <clap, clap, clap-clap-clap>

this thread is....

OVER-RATED <clap, clap, clap-clap-clap>

seriously though, y'all made it out to seem like this was the 2nd coming of the Junk Stank thread, or even the first coming of the Too Much Info thread and, well, frankly, it just disappointed.

Kitso
KS 361 times i question the sexuality of the first guy that ever posted on this thread :D

[ThetaPrincess24]

lmao! kitso............that's funny :)

[Hootie]

How can this thread be over-rated? It was started in 2000...
You're just jealous because your sister wouldn't let you play with her Ken doll ;):p

[wreckingcrew]

Originally posted by Hootie
How can this thread be over-rated? It was started in 2000...
You're just jealous because your sister wouldn't let you play with her Ken doll ;):p

Ken woulda gotten an Ion Blast up the ass from Megatron if he ventured into my room.

besides, i was into MASK at that time.

Kitso
KS 361 points for you guys that remember MASK

[wreckingcrew]

BUMP for the Ken and Barbie Split.

Kitso
KS 361

[James]

ttt

[PM_Mama00]

Originally posted by xok85xo
You weren't the only one who had that barbie, I had her too!! She came with a heart stamp I think(or were they lips??)

I know this is an old post but I, too, had this Barbie!

There are too many posts in this thread to go back and read, but teh whole Barbie has a last name thing.... well yeah. The doll was named after the creator's daughter, Barbara Roberts.

[James]

bump

[mmcat]

barbie definitely...
ken seemed a bit gay.

[tunatartare]

Does anyone remember Pregnant Barbie? She came with a big stomach with a door in it, you opened up the door, took out a baby doll, and her stomach went back to normal. Freaked me out.

[mmcat]

barbie definitely...
ken seemed a bit gay.

[lifesaver]

this was a great thread. lol.