Fake Problem Appreciation Thread

[valkyrie]

It is time that we start a thread where everybody can complain about their "problems" that are not really problems, so we all have a SAFE place to complain about the things we pretend bother us but really are intended to make others realize how perfect and awesome we are.

I'll start!

My boobs are big!

I once got a B+ in law school, but that's totally okay because I got straight As every other semester!

I am an attorney! It is very hard but somehow I survive.

Most guys I encounter every day want to have sex with me!

It was very hard to wait for the entire 10 minutes it took for me to be offered alumna membership to a sorority!

People always buy me free drinks because I'm so hot, but then I drink too much and feel hungover the next morning!

I simply cannot wear all five engagement rings at the same time. Someone is going to be hurt every day!

Sometimes, my trust fund checks arrive a day late! Those are usually the days when 1,000 people ask to friend me on Myspace!

[mulattogyrl]

You got me laughing so freakin hard my co-workers are looking at me like WTF is wrong with you

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by mulattogyrl
You got me laughing so freakin hard my co-workers are looking at me like WTF is wrong with you

Oh dear, that is another problem! I am so very sorry that my immense and amazing powers of humor have caused you any discomfort. I am a terrible person.

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by valkyrie
Oh dear, that is another problem! I am so very sorry that my immense and amazing powers of humor have caused you any discomfort. I am a terrible person.

Yes you are a terrible person! And my problem is I hate telling people they're terrible! I guess that makes me terrible too. :(

[PerfectVerse06]

Now this is the best thread EVER!!

:D


I'm sorry to tell you this, but you ROCK! Guess you can add that to your list, too.

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by mulattogyrl
Yes you are a terrible person! And my problem is I hate telling people they're terrible! I guess that makes me terrible too. :(

The good thing is that by telling someone she's terrible, it lets everybody know that YOU are in fact NOT terrible! You are great! And perfect! Please, take solace in your greatness.

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Now this is the best thread EVER!!

:D


I'm sorry to tell you this, but you ROCK! Guess you can add that to your list, too.

Please direct a sequel to your movie and call it the Sisterhood of the Traveling Fake Problems. The stars must all be either fragile and delicate or large-chested.

[tunatartare]

I ©
Valkyrie

[valkyrie]

YOU GUYS STOP IT!!!!! It's so awful when people compliment me and say all these nice things! OH MAN DO NOT MAKE ME THE CENTER OF ATTENTION! I know that if I didn't want the attention I could TOTALLY stop posting in this thread, or I could've just not started the thread at all! But it's much cooler to complain about it and pretend it bothers me!

[Munchkin03]

I don't look like an unmade bed. :(

[amycat412]

I am too fabulous for words. It is so hard to be me.

Make a movie about me.

The Sisterhood of the fabulous Amycat.

Take solace in your ordinariness, for it is hard yo, hard to be so damn fabulous.

[FeeFee]

I'm actually beginning to feel light-headed from all of this laughing. You all are EVIL. :p :o

[AlphaFrog]

My hair is TOO long, and TOO naturally blonde, and TOO soft. I hate it how it always looks perfect, even when I first wake up.

I have the perfect length leg and 80% of pants in my size fit me right of the rack, so I never get to use a tailor to make them super-perfect.

My job's hours are too wonderful. I get out of here by 4 everyday, and I don't see as much traffic as a lot of other people. I don't get to sit among thousands of rush hour cars.

[CrimsonTide4]

My job blocks Yahoo Mail, Hotmail, Google Mail, You Tube, MySpace, anything with blog in it so I am forced to spend more time on GC and e-mailing people from my work account which might lead people to believe that I am not very productive at work but they are all wrong. I think the only sites that should be banned at work are p*rn or s*x sites. Internet limitations decreases my satisfaction.

I like a man. He purports to like me too. Liking him has created problems. Not real major problems but just you know problems that I would rather not have but I do like him and he expressed interest to me first. But this expression has upside downed my world. It constantly has me looking at my cell for possible missed calls.

I don't have any missed calls.

I have a problem making up words, i.e. upside downed.

I have 3000 rollover minutes. HUGE PROBLEM!:(

[tunatartare]

It is pouring out in NYC right now. So hard in fact that I simply cannot leave my house to run errands for my mother and to pick up my dry cleaning. Oh dear. What's a girl to do?

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by KLPDaisy
It is pouring out in NYC right now. So hard in fact that I simply cannot leave my house to run errands for my mother and to pick up my dry cleaning. Oh dear. What's a girl to do?

You should enlist your hot sexy man-slaves to go out and pick up your dry cleaning and buy you presents.

[amycat412]

My ankles are so skinny that even on the very last hole my ankle strap sandals are too loose. Whatever do I do? Surely there is not a man who fixes shoes out there who can help me? is there? is there?

[Dionysus]

I'm addicted to junk food, and when I eat too much I break out. I should sue the companies who make the foods!

I hate worms. Ewwwww! Why aren't there jobs created for people to remove them for me whenever it rains? I'm broke, so obviously I'm not paying them. :rolleyes:

I have an irrational fear that someone will look at my shoes in public restrooms and recognize me later and laugh. Or worse, a pervert peeping at me from the next stall (which really happened at my school 2 years ago, not to me though). Sooooo...there should be single restrooms only, in every building! Screw having 101 stalls! I'm sick of having to drive across campus to the music building everytime nature calls.

[Sister Havana]

I still have five vacation days to figure out what to do with. I have some allocated for Jaycee nationals and some allocated for a couple other things. Oh, it's so tough, figuring out where to go. Any ideas for me?

[tunatartare]

Originally posted by valkyrie
You should enlist your hot sexy man-slaves to go out and pick up your dry cleaning and buy you presents.
I really like the way you think.

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by AXiD670
Here are my problems:

2. I want to take a vacation this year, but since I took a new job I don't have the vacation days accumulated yet. That means any vacations will be limited to weekends and time off for holidays. :( I think the government should pass a law stating that all new employees are entitled to five days of vacation from the moment of employment.



I think that's a real problem, lol. I think we have less vacation days than any major European country.

[ADqtPiMel]

All of my pants are too big! Stores simply do not make sizes small enough for my twee little waist!

[Sister Havana]

The car my parents bought me is a BMW, and it's not even a convertible. All my friends have Mercedes convertibles. I can't go anywhere with them because I'll be so embarrassed!

[Dionysus]

I REALLY hate thunderstorms. If we can send man to the moon, then why can't someone invent something that make storms change direction, just for me! Let other areas deal with hail, lightning, floods, and damaging winds.

[FeeFee]

I have so much to do these next 2 weekends, it's driving me insane. Parties, baby shower, committee meetings. All this spending money is sooooo not cool. :(

[KSUViolet06]

*I just got paid, and I've paid most of my bills. Now I've got too much money left over to spend. Poor me.

*I can't figure out which Cleveland area mall to go to with my girlfriends this weekend. Life is so hard.

* I can't figure out which cute cat to adopt from Petsmart. Why must life be so cruel.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by JocelynC
*I just got paid, and I've paid most of my bills. Now I've got too much money left over to spend. Poor me.

*I can't figure out which Cleveland area mall to go to with my girlfriends this weekend. Life is so hard.

* I can't figure out which cute cat to adopt from Petsmart. Why must life be so cruel.


How do you live with yourself???

[tunatartare]

Originally posted by JocelynC
*I can't figure out which Cleveland area mall to go to with my girlfriends this weekend. Life is so hard.
my solution: go to all of them

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by JocelynC
*I just got paid, and I've paid most of my bills. Now I've got too much money left over to spend. Poor me.

*I can't figure out which Cleveland area mall to go to with my girlfriends this weekend. Life is so hard.

* I can't figure out which cute cat to adopt from Petsmart. Why must life be so cruel.


Go shopping at all of the malls and adopt all of the cute cats. After that, you'll have no money left over. :p

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

I'm a popular sorority girl (I know, redundant). I have so many friends and so many invitations to parties and clubs. How ever do I choose? My time is precious, so I can't waste my time going to uncool clubs or parties. But sometimes, there's like two or three cool parties in one night. What do I do then?

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker
I'm a popular sorority girl (I know, redundant). I have so many friends and so many invitations to parties and clubs. How ever do I choose? My time is precious, so I can't waste my time going to uncool clubs or parties. But sometimes, there's like two or three cool parties in one night. What do I do then?

It's called party hopping!! But you have to prioritize. You decided which is the absolute coolest, and you save them for last (because all the other really super popular people don't show up until late either!).

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
I have a problem making up words, i.e. upside downed.


Wow, I thought I was the only one with this problem. I use words like jerkamole, lady-ish, and happyosity, and it makes my daughter laugh. Why does she laugh at me? :(

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[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by mulattogyrl
Wow, I thought I was the only one with this problem. I use words like jerkamole, lady-ish, and happyosity, and it makes my daughter laugh. Why does she laugh at me? :(

The lack of 2 ________ :p

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
The lack of 2 ________ :p

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

[mulattogyrl]

DAMMMITTTT PV06 is a certified FOOL!!!!

[valkyrie]

PV06, I love you more than life itself. Together, you and I can make a real difference! After seeing your groundbreaking movie, women and girls the world over will unite and climb to the tops of their desks, bars, or tables at fancy restaurants and like the boys before them in Dead Poets Society, declare:

OH FAKE PROBLEMS MY FAKE PROBLEMS!

Carpe diem, girls. Or, um, how do you say "Sieze the fake problems!" in Latin? I studied it in high school but was too busy flirting with football players to pay attention in class. Gosh darn it, I've had such a troubled past.

[adpiucf]

Fake problem of the day: I just read this one FOR REAL on lawschooldiscussion.org

Oh I just took a practice LSAT and I got a 180. I am so afraid to take another because I think if my score goes down it will shake my confidence.

<<beats head against the wall>>

[Munchkin03]

If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

PV06, you are killing me over here. Between this thread and the other thread, I can't breath anymore. Somebody better send a paramedic to do CPR...preferably a hot one. ;)

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

CTFU!!!!!

[tunatartare]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.
LMAO

[PerfectVerse06]

Valkyrie, my muse!!!

:)

We MUST take our story to Broadway. "Fake Problems Society-The Musical"!!!!

We can make sure the theater has a section for the little people, so they can see the stage. And sell t-shirts, but we have to make sure they fit the petite folks out there. Don't want them boy-cotting the play or anything like that.

We're going to be filthy rich, and it's going to be awful.

:(


@Munchkin03, would you like to contribute that song to the 'Fake Problems Society' soundtrack? LOL!!!

[amycat412]

HEH GC has not been this much fun in a long time. ;)

PV6, I know an agent we can use to get the most money possible out of your fine cinematic productions.

He is one of my fake problems, see he loves me so muvch I just don't know what to do. heh

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

CTHU
CTHU
CTHU

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Originally posted by amycat412
HEH GC has not been this much fun in a long time. ;)

PV6, I know an agent we can use to get the most money possible out of your fine cinematic productions.

He is one of my fake problems, see he loves me so muvch I just don't know what to do. heh

Clearly, you should WORK IT...lead him on so you can get funding for this fantabulous show. Then, when you become ridiculously rich and famous, you dump him for some hot, young Hollywood hunk.

[Munchkin03]

Originally posted by amycat412
PV6, I know an agent we can use to get the most money possible out of your fine cinematic productions.

He is one of my fake problems, see he loves me so muvch I just don't know what to do. heh

TEE HEE

[PerfectVerse06]

Originally posted by amycat412
HEH GC has not been this much fun in a long time. ;)

PV6, I know an agent we can use to get the most money possible out of your fine cinematic productions.

He is one of my fake problems, see he loves me so muvch I just don't know what to do. heh

EXCELLENT!!

:D

[CrimsonTide4]

AmyCat's newest problem, the mayor of Petitetopia

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[PerfectVerse06]

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[mulattogyrl]

I haaaaaaate y'all!!!!!!!!!! LMAAAAAAAO!!!!!!!!!!

[Glitter650]

My teeth are so white and my smile so radiant that people are blinded HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!

[Tom Earp]

Y'ALL are Preverts, but You have to love some preverts!

Damn, just blew some Coke out of My nose, oops grape juice!:D

You should all got to Clases and I will be The Instructor!:D

In by 9:00, Out by 12:00!

Oh, is that to long?:p

[CrimsonTide4]

I just came from getting my hair done and now I am just TOO SEXY for my shirt.

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by adpiucf
Fake problem of the day: I just read this one FOR REAL on lawschooldiscussion.org

Oh I just took a practice LSAT and I got a 180. I am so afraid to take another because I think if my score goes down it will shake my confidence.

<<beats head against the wall>>

My fake problem is that I did not get a 180 on my LSAT but I'm still going to law school for free and I just don't know if I deserve it.

Also, my apartment has an indoor/outdoor swimming pool so I can swim 12 months a year! That's not fair to the rest of Minnesota who can only swim for two days.

[tunatartare]

I have several cute boys calling me asking me out on dates. It's just not fair to the rest of the women out there who can't get any dates. (Most likely because they're too short, no less.)

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
My fake problem is that I did not get a 180 on my LSAT but I'm still going to law school for free and I just don't know if I deserve it.

Also, my apartment has an indoor/outdoor swimming pool so I can swim 12 months a year! That's not fair to the rest of Minnesota who can only swim for two days.

Don't you also have a bearskin rug in front of your fireplace? That surely is a perk and a problem.

[Senusret I]

First of all.....oooooh my god this is hilarious.

But in all serious, women keep hitting on me. And I'm almost certain that this hot lesbian i know wants me to impregnate her the old fashioned way. :( :( :(

[tunatartare]

Originally posted by Senusret I
First of all.....oooooh my god this is hilarious.

But in all serious, women keep hitting on me. And I'm almost certain that this hot lesbian i know wants me to impregnate her the old fashioned way. :( :( :(
And I just choked on my Poland Spring...

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Don't you also have a bearskin rug in front of your fireplace? That surely is a perk and a problem.

I don't, and now my fireplace feels inadequate. I might need to take it to therapy. :(

[KSUViolet06]

Originally posted by Senusret I


But in all serious, women keep hitting on me.

Well then you shouldn't be so HOT. :)

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by Senusret I
First of all.....oooooh my god this is hilarious.

But in all serious, women keep hitting on me. And I'm almost certain that this hot lesbian i know wants me to impregnate her the old fashioned way. :( :( :(

Aw dayum!! LMAO!!

OK, I'll admit my other problem. My hair is so cute and curly people always ask me if it's natural. I'm so sorry if yours isn't naturally that way. It just makes me feel so bad that my hair is the hotness.

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by mulattogyrl
Aw dayum!! LMAO!!

OK, I'll admit my other problem. My hair is so cute and curly people always ask me if it's natural. I'm so sorry if yours isn't naturally that way. It just makes me feel so bad that my hair is the hotness.

LOL @ Rashid's problem.

My twist-out is so dayum fly, folks kept asking if it was a straw curl set or a rod set. :)

I have a living room that would be considered huge by most standards. I also have my very own master bathroom in my apartment. It cuts down the preparation time almost in half for myself and my daughter. Maybe I should feel bad for those with only 1 bathroom. :p

BuyBuy Baby is EVIL. That place will have your uterus talking to you. :o :eek:

[DeltAlum]

Unfortunately, I don't have any fake problems.

They're all real.

[tld221]

Originally posted by Senusret I
First of all.....oooooh my god this is hilarious.

But in all serious, women keep hitting on me. And I'm almost certain that this hot lesbian i know wants me to impregnate her the old fashioned way. :( :( :(

remember "she hate me?"
(god what an awful movie!)

[teena]

Toooo funny

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Unfortunately, I don't have any fake problems.

They're all real.

My new fake problem is that DeltAlum refuses to play by the rules and is bringing down this thread. Boo, boo on you.

[tunatartare]

I have way too many clothes. They won't fit in my wardrobe, dresser, and the two closet shelves that I have. Oh no! What's a girl to do?

[teena]

I suffer with the same problem. I took 7 full bags to Goodwill for the Katrina victims the beginning of this year. I need to get rid of more clothes.:(

[Still BLUTANG]

i have this really big problem, his name is "Mr. Still Blutang"

he loves and and does all these things for me. like sending me to the spa. or taking me on trips. or coming to rescue me when my car goes crazy. and paying my cable bill. i mean, doesn't he know it's a new millenium? can't a sista be independent?

but the WORST thing EVER is that i wanted to go to Florida next week and u know what he did? He has us going to Miami for 3 days then Orlando for only 2. I don't think i can live with only 2 days to play with mickey and donald and all the princesses.

I don't know if i can keep dating someone this horrible. :(

[tunatartare]

Originally posted by Still BLUTANG
i have this really big problem, his name is "Mr. Still Blutang"

he loves and and does all these things for me. like sending me to the spa. or taking me on trips. or coming to rescue me when my car goes crazy. and paying my cable bill. i mean, doesn't he know it's a new millenium? can't a sista be independent?

but the WORST thing EVER is that i wanted to go to Florida next week and u know what he did? He has us going to Miami for 3 days then Orlando for only 2. I don't think i can live with only 2 days to play with mickey and donald and all the princesses.

I don't know if i can keep dating someone this horrible. :(
I am so sorry. That's just plain horrible.

My problem is that the chicken with garlic sauce that I ordered for lunch was supposed to be spicy and it's not at all.

[PerfectVerse06]

Originally posted by Still BLUTANG
i have this really big problem, his name is "Mr. Still Blutang"

he loves and and does all these things for me. like sending me to the spa. or taking me on trips. or coming to rescue me when my car goes crazy. and paying my cable bill. i mean, doesn't he know it's a new millenium? can't a sista be independent?

but the WORST thing EVER is that i wanted to go to Florida next week and u know what he did? He has us going to Miami for 3 days then Orlando for only 2. I don't think i can live with only 2 days to play with mickey and donald and all the princesses.

I don't know if i can keep dating someone this horrible. :(

WHAT A JERK!!!

I can't believe he'd do such a thing...

Please get out of that toxic relationship. I am concerned about you.

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[Optimist Prime]

I do all my work for the day too fast and then get bored and have to fill up the time with random threads on greekchat.

[tunatartare]

I got $75 from my bank yesterday and the Kate Spade bag I wanted is no longer on the online sample sale so now I don't know how to treat myself. :confused:

[JenMarie]

All of my pants are apparently too big now since I lost weight... so now I have to buy more belts!

Oh woe is me...

[ZTAMich]

The school year is almost over and I'll have 2 months off. What will I do with my free time?? What a problem!

[tunatartare]

My job bought pizza for everyone for lunch. Now I have an hour lunch break coming up and I don't know what to do with myself because I'm alredy full.

[Drolefille]

Can you skip lunch and take two hours tomorrow? That's my favorite!

[tunatartare]

I can't, labor laws.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

My fake problem is that my daddy's very forgetful. He keeps forgetting that he just gave me spending money a few days earlier, and so he keeps giving me more money. Now I can barely close my wallet. Woe is me!!! What to do? What to do? :confused:

[tunatartare]

use the money to buy a bigger wallet

[valkyrie]

I have a dilemma.

So the SF Giants will be here July 3-5. Even if I go to all three games to heckle Barry Bonds, that is a limited amount of time. It is exceptionally terrible that I am so funny and witty that I have way more material than can fit into the time span of three baseball games, even if at least one goes into extra innings. Last time they were in town, I went to only one game, and that was just WAY too much pressure -- only room for the BEST material, even after I had to revise my heckling strategy after being yelled at by Coors Field security (who, by the way, thought I was really funny). Also, even if I wear a shirt that says BARROIDS or if I am able to convince my friend to wear a shirt that says "The Clear" while I wear a matching shirt that says "The Cream" and we rub ourselves on a lifesize model of Barry Bonds's ass, I'll still look really hot and have hundreds of guys buying me beer.

[honeychile]

All my summer clothes from last year are too big, and I had just bought gorgeous shoes & a purse to match the one dress. I guess I'll have to have the dress taken in, and I just got a windfall that will cover the alterations. *sigh*

[kddani]

bump. The petite manifesto lives on.

[tunatartare]

I got 4 cute pairs of shoes this weekend and no closet space left. I've resorted to the floor.

[valkyrie]

I really wish Carmelo Anthony would stop calling me. It's okay -- I know the whole La La thing is all a cover and you're really staying with a crappy team in Denver just because I'm here. I get it, but it's time to move on, okay?

[GeekyPenguin]

This morning at Panera I couldn't decide what bagel I wanted to eat. It took about 3 minutes.

Also, my bus was making an annoying WHOOSH sound every few minutes.

Oh, and last night this girl at the gym was watching a show on Bigfoot and I kept laughing while I was on the treadmill.

[tinydancer]

I really wish Carmelo Anthony would stop calling me. It's okay -- I know the whole La La thing is all a cover and you're really staying with a crappy team in Denver just because I'm here. I get it, but it's time to move on, okay?
Well, shoot him my number - maybe he's looking for a sugar mama.
;)

[AlphaFrog]

I missed this thread.

So....


BUMP!

Who's got a fake problem? Feel free to complain away about things such as not enough traffic on the road, having too much money in your wallet, or having so many pairs of Manolos and you can't figure out which ones you want to wear.

[1908Revelations]

My ankles are so skinny that even on the very last hole my ankle strap sandals are too loose. Whatever do I do? Surely there is not a man who fixes shoes out there who can help me? is there? is there?
Real problems:
-My ankles are too skiny for those shoes and my calves are too skinny for boots.
-Being this tall sux since most cute guys I know are short:(


Now to fake problems...
-My last final is today:(, I don't know what I am going to do with all this time that I dont have to write papers and other BS.:(
-I keep getting all of the checks in the mail for graduation.
-People say that I am pretty and I am tall so they think I am a model, why me.

[ForeverRoses]

My Mother gave me a vintage mink coat at Thanksgiving, but I have no where to wear it.

I have courtside seats to the next Pacers game, but now I have to decide who to take with me.

[APhi Sailorgirl]

Ugh, a family friend just left us his house in his will and since it's perfect, we don't get to house hunt anymore. <sigh>

I'm not sure I'll be able to plan this wedding with this unlimited budget. It's too hard to decide between the 7 or 10 tier cake.

[SthrnZeta]

*****

[Leslie Anne]

I've gotten nothing but straight A's in graduate school. I'm worried about that meaning I lack a sense of variety. I'd hate to be dull and predictable! :(

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

The proxy server I need to do work is down again today. Now I have all this time to play on Facebook and Greekchat. Woe is me! :(

[AlphaFrog]

The bosses were so impressed with the work I've done streamlining two jobs into one, that they gave me a big enough bonus to cover all of my Christmas shopping. What will I ever do with the money I had already saved?

[SthrnZeta]

I brought a pop tart to work to eat for breakfast and my boss decided to get a bag of biscuits from Chick-Fil-A and now my poor poptart may go to waste. :(

[AnatraAmore]

It's snowing and the school is now closed. I was sent home at 12pm. Now all I have to do is watch movies and play on GC. What am I going to do?!??!