Wife didn't realize husband was a woman

[adpiucf]

"He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=386300&in_page_id=1770

[AlphaFrog]

I want to know how she didn't realize "he" was "homemade".

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
I want to know how she didn't realize "he" was "homemade".

She must have never given him a bj.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
She must have never given him a bj.

That's something I could definitely live without doing, but I still think I'd notice in....other ways. Maybe the woman was a virgin when she got married and didn't know any better???

[PiKA2001]

So does that make them lesbians?

[enigma_AKA]

Originally posted by adpiucf
"He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=386300&in_page_id=1770

She's a dumb ass. Plain and simple.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by PiKA2001
So does that make them lesbians?

No, that makes "him" a transsexual, and her the most naive person I've ever heard of.

[enigma_AKA]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
No, that makes "him" a transsexual, and her the most naive person I've ever heard of.

Naive is a stretch. What kind of love are you making to your husband to not realize that his penis is actually a cucumber? Really? :confused: I say she's mentally retarded.

enigma_AKA

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by enigma_AKA
What kind of love are you making to your husband to not realize that his penis is actually a cucumber?

Ok, my first thought was that cucumbers vary in size, and expire, so when she says that he's feeling extra large tonight, it's probably the truth.:D

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by enigma_AKA
Naive is a stretch. What kind of love are you making to your husband to not realize that his penis is actually a cucumber? Really? :confused: I say she's mentally retarded.

enigma_AKA

LOL at least the cucumber won't get her pregnant, which is good news for us all.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by valkyrie
LOL at least the cucumber won't get her pregnant, which is good news for us all.

No, but she did Artificial Insemination, so I think the Dr. that performed the procedure needs to be slapped.

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
No, but she did Artificial Insemination, so I think the Dr. that performed the procedure needs to be slapped.

OMG hell no. LOL I probably should read the article before commenting. Just ew.

[ZTAngel]

Originally posted by enigma_AKA
Naive is a stretch. What kind of love are you making to your husband to not realize that his penis is actually a cucumber?

I would think that once in their 17 years of marriage that the cucumber would snap. It's not as strong as the real thing.

[enigma_AKA]

Originally posted by ZTAngel
I would think that once in their 17 years of marriage that the cucumber would snap. It's not as strong as the real thing.

Hell, ONE year! That's an amazing hand made device for her to not know what the hell is going on. She must have been a super virgin, lol!

enigma_AKA

[Rudey]

He/She should have used a watermelon.

-Rudey

[Tom Earp]

WOW, this (GUY) had some balls, or not!

She must have been under drug induced stupidity!

Oh Well, is this anything new anymore?

[enigma_AKA]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Oh Well, is this anything new anymore?

I know I shouldn't, but....what are you talking about? :confused:

enigma_AKA

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by enigma_AKA
I know I shouldn't, but....what are you talking about? :confused:

enigma_AKA

Tom's been using produce for YEARS!

[Tom Earp]

Where were this a Guys Testicles?

Being a joking manner and about how damn dumb this woman is. :)

Wonder if She could have gone for the water melon as mention before?

[enigma_AKA]

Originally posted by valkyrie
Tom's been using produce for YEARS!

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not for years!!

Is that what's wrong with him, though? He got the carrot stuck so far up his behind that he can't get it out. Just asking. :confused:

enigma_AKA

[James]

I don't know the details, but the claim of not knowing may have been the wife's leverage to deny the husband any type of custody as well as monetary compensation in the divorce.

[Marie]

Originally posted by James
I don't know the details, but the claim of not knowing may have been the wife's leverage to deny the husband any type of custody as well as monetary compensation in the divorce.

This sounds like a possibility. I mean, even if she was a virgin and truly naive, in this day and age you would #1 eventually see your husband naked in 17yrs (outside of a sexual context; just during normal married life.), #2 notice that you weren't the only person in the house having a period, #3 question why he always has to run to the bathroom just before or after sex or why you've never ever touched it. I just really can't imagine that you could be married to someone for 17 years (or hell even 17 days) and never see their penis with your own eyes.

[Optimist Prime]

Originally posted by Marie
, #2 notice that you weren't the only person in the house having a period,

HAHAHAHA that's the funniest thing of all day

[enigma_AKA]

Originally posted by Marie
This sounds like a possibility. I mean, even if she was a virgin and truly naive, in this day and age you would #1 eventually see your husband naked in 17yrs (outside of a sexual context; just during normal married life.), #2 notice that you weren't the only person in the house having a period, #3 question why he always has to run to the bathroom just before or after sex or why you've never ever touched it. I just really can't imagine that you could be married to someone for 17 years (or hell even 17 days) and never see their penis with your own eyes.

Basically. Even if he's not your husband, but you're cohabitating with ANYONE, let alone a male, and one you're supposedly *doing*, you never caught him in the shower? Never caught him using the bathroom standing up? Never caught him with a morning hard on? Be for real...:rolleyes:

enigma_AKA

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by enigma_AKA
Basically. Even if he's not your husband, but you're cohabitating with ANYONE, let alone a male, and one you're supposedly *doing*, you never caught him in the shower? Never caught him using the bathroom standing up? Never caught him with a morning hard on? Be for real...:rolleyes:

enigma_AKA

Hey baby, I've got some morning zucchini.

[enigma_AKA]

Originally posted by valkyrie
Hey baby, I've got some morning zucchini.

LMAO! :D

enigma_AKA

[BobbyTheDon]

Don't you think she ever wondered where his skeet skeet was? I mean, c'mon. I'm sure every female has gotten some skeet skeet on them once in a while. Atleast the females I've been with.


High five on that one baby

[PhoenixAzul]

ahhh the daily mail...

Gotta love the British news. You should see how they act in Parliament...just imagine the House floor, but with representitives yelling,

"boooo!! SIT DOWN YOU OLD FECKER!".

Its tremendous.

[preciousjeni]

I think James is onto something. But, if it really were true, it's possible. It says she was 20 and an heiress. If she's accustomed to a household where her parents didn't even sleep in the same room...it's all possible.

[enigma_AKA]

Originally posted by preciousjeni
I think James is onto something. But, if it really were true, it's possible. It says she was 20 and an heiress. If she's accustomed to a household where her parents didn't even sleep in the same room...it's all possible.

Yep, anything is possible. LOL It's possible she never knew what a penis was. It's possible that her girl/husband was sooooo creative that she faked 'coming' as BobbyTheDon alluded to earlier. It's possible that cows could fly to the moon as well. But she is positively and certifiably stupid.

enigma_AKA

[preciousjeni]

Originally posted by enigma_AKA
Yep, anything is possible. LOL It's possible she never knew what a penis was. It's possible that her girl/husband was sooooo creative that she faked 'coming' as BobbyTheDon alluded to earlier. It's possible that cows could fly to the moon as well. But she is positively and certifiably stupid.

enigma_AKA I don't know about that. Naive might be a better descriptor. I'm sure some of our medical GCers could tell us crazy stories about people who are just that sheltered. I'm in school with quite a few nurses (heading into missions) who have told some almost unbelieveable stories of the lack of knowledge of some of their patients. And, surprising, a patient's age isn't a barrier to naivete.

[PiKA2001]

Originally posted by preciousjeni
I don't know about that. Naive might be a better descriptor. I'm sure some of our medical GCers could tell us crazy stories about people who are just that sheltered. I'm in school with quite a few nurses (heading into missions) who have told some almost unbelieveable stories of the lack of knowledge of some of their patients. And, surprising, a patient's age isn't a barrier to naivete.

My aunt is a doctor who worked a stint at a free clinic for a few years and she told me some unbelievable stories about some of the pregnant women who came in.