Most creative facebook groups

[Dionysus]

Man there are some crazy ass groups on my school's facebook.

Share yours.

[sugar and spice]

Haha, I love this topic.

Some good ones:

"Frank Sinatra is the most gangster rapper ever."
"Drunk Facebook Friending Is the New Drunk Dialing."
"My Winter Coat Is a Bottle of Booze." (In Wisconsin, this is key.)
"The Best Way To Thank Your Wife For Sticking With You Through Cancer Is To Dump Her For Sheryl Crow." (Cracks me up.)
"Coasties Dress Funny." (It's true.)
"Toby Keith Is a Dumbass, and Yes, I am Basing My Entire Opinion off of Only One Song."
"People From Actual Cities and Not Some Douchebag Suburb"
"People Who Have or Have Wanted to Make Out with Their House Fellow" (A house fellow is the UW equivalent of an RA.)
"Holy Shit, I'm Awkward!" (My personal favorite -- people share stories straight out of Seventeen magazine's Trauma-Rama or whatever it was called.)
"I Don't Drink Wine Unless It Comes from a Box."

[UKDaisy]

some of my favorites that i am in...

I talk to squirrels on my way to class.... * b/c UK is swarming with squirrels *

I date assholes(UK chapter) - I'm an officer on this one.

... I have more, I need to start remembering them

[a.e.B.O.T.]

"I wish I was a hag"
"Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good... and Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"
"you pop your collar, i pop your sister"
"Mom, Dad, We Have to Talk. I'm...I'm planning to Major in the Fine Arts"
"Mary Kate is way better then Ashley"
"horny but not so anonymous"
"Finish your drink, there are sober people in Africa"
"w.w.j.d.d." --- what would jesus do drunk?

[CUGreekgirl]

Are You a Model? No Wait, You're the Idiot Who Got Dressed Up For Class (Georgia Southern Chapter)

I'm an embarrassement to my family and the entire human race every time I drink

I do the hangover swear weekly

C's get degrees

Can't I just major in how to be a good housewife?!?

[Dionysus]

"I Don't Drink Wine Unless It Comes from a Box."
"Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good... and Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"

We have those too. But, who on earth is Derek Zoolander?

[ADqtPiMel]

Air Guitar is Many Things, but Over is not one of Them
Ohio is for Lovers, not Hawthorne Heights

[GeekyPenguin]

I'm from Milwaukee and that's more than you can say for yourself!
The I Want to Be Your Special Victim Club
Marquette Jumpin' Jesuits
I Only go to class because my prof is a DILF/MILF

MU and UW both have groups about how inferior the other school is, as well. :)

[KSUViolet06]

"My phone is my best friend when I'm drunk"

"No, seriously, I probably don't like you. Yes, I'm an asshole."

"I hate Kent State toilet paper."

[Betarulz!]

Tom Emanski's AAU National Champions

Can Man Fans (Can man is a homeless guy on our campus who rides his bike around collecting pop cans to recycle for money.)

1 Lion could totally take on 40 midgets and win

I'm only in this club because someone flipped a coin and it came up tails (if you catch heads you don't get to be a part of the group).

I'm not from a small town and don't understand things like grain elevators and combines.

JP (one of of my pledge brothers) and VM should have a pinning. (Names removed from GC to protect the non commital)

My favorite, and by far the most creative in the country

THE SCARLET ARMY

check out their page here (http://unl.facebook.com/group_profile.php?gid=2652)

Basically a Nebraska fan club, but it utilizes mass pokings and other facebook tactics to harrass opponents of the Huskers.

[ShaedyKD]

I Live In Florida and I Don't Care How Cold it Is........I Will Continue To Wear Flip-flops all Year

[Sister Havana]

From IU:

Chicago Suburbanites That Hate Having To Explain Where They Live When It's Way Easier To Say Chicago

I Went To Public School, Bitches!

I Compulsively Check Away Messages

My Other Teeth are Solid Gold

My Roommate Has Crabs

We Take it Up the ass From Kelley School of Business Exams

I Write On Chairs in Lecture Halls

Deep Down Inside I Really Do Love the Cold Dorms

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by Dionysus

We have those too. But, who on earth is Derek Zoolander?

You must be kidding.
Or else you're seriously deprived.

I think every school has that particular Zoolander group.

Mel, we have "Air Guitar is Many Things, but Over is not one of Them" . . . which was formed in response to a group called "Start a Band. Because Air Guitar Is So Over."

One of my friends started "Guys in Ties Get Laid."

Other good ones:

"If We're Friends on the Facebook, We Should At Least Say Hello in Public."
"Is It Just Me, or Do White People Sometimes Look Alike?"
"There is a Facebook Group Solely Dedicated to Hating Me!"

[a.e.B.O.T.]

"Ill only ride the short bus if its going to the bar"
"Betty the lunch lady is hot shit"
"Hilary/Pedro 2008"
"I Tried To Ford the River and My F**king Oxen Died"
"Christian Conservatives must be stopped"
"I aspire to hook up in the stacks"
"I want to be a Soccer Dad when I get married"

[ADqtPiMel]

I wanna be an Ann Taylor mom but have Victoria's Secret sex!



and Heather, I actually got the air guitar group from a friend at Wisconsin.

[KSUViolet06]

Some I've seen:

*Beer is yucky- pass me a Long Island cuz getting drunk should taste good
*I wanna be on Price Is Right before Bob Barker bites the big one!
*Legwarmers are not cool - and neither are you for wearing them.
*I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
*I'm not a "cleat chaser", I just know a tight ass when I see one.
*I hate cheesy beer slut frat groupies with fake Louis Vuitton purses.
*Down With Mugatu
*You're rich? I'm poor and I'll rob your ass.
*I'm white and I love watching BET.
*Bring back Fraggle Rock.
*I drink, I party, and I'm dean's list!
*Take down the damned John Kerry stickers...them man lost.

[hannahgirl]

~If you are a Steelers fan, you're probably a piece of Shit!
~I went to public school Bitches!
~I did what with who last night?
~I'll pop my collar and wear all the pink shirts I want bitches!
~I don't recall ever meeting you in real life, but its cool now cause we are Facebook friends!
~Screw spoonin, lets fork!
~Against facebook pictures from your senior year of high school....because we know you got fat/ugly.

[UKDaisy]

Originally posted by hannahgirl
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~Against facebook pictures from your senior year of high school....because we know you got fat/ugly.

ROTFL!!! How true is this one??? :D

[CUGreekgirl]

Future MILFs of America

Posting a picture of you and your dog on facebook still won't get you any dates.

Too much fun for a 4.0, too smart for a 2.0

[Lindz928]

Originally posted by Dionysus

We have those too. But, who on earth is Derek Zoolander?

:eek: You've gotta see this movie... funniest stuff ever!

It's Blue Steel!!!!!
http://www.upseros.com/usuario/perfiles/chamot.jpg

[mu_agd]

How did I know that sugar and spice would be all over this thread?

[Lindz928]

Carlyle's Baby's Mammas's
(The description of this group: Ladies,
You are all my picks for most beautiful on campus. I am also glad to hear that you are all willing to be my baby's mammas)

V.O.P.- Virgin outreach program

Bowling with bumpers anonymous

Aggies for cheese awareness

Aggies against list eaters (not funny unless you have seen the video)

People deathly afraid of jack-in-the-boxes

High school screwed me by not teaching me how to study and now i'm paying for it at A&M

Aggies Who are Pissed Because Liberals Cant accept the Fact they Lost and Kerry Sucks

Amish Without all the Stupid Rules

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by Lindz928
Carlyle's Baby's Mammas's
(The description of this group: Ladies,
You are all my picks for most beautiful on campus. I am also glad to hear that you are all willing to be my baby's mammas)

V.O.P.- Virgin outreach program

Bowling with bumpers anonymous

Aggies for cheese awareness

Aggies against list eaters (not funny unless you have seen the video)

People deathly afraid of jack-in-the-boxes

High school screwed me by not teaching me how to study and now i'm paying for it at A&M

Aggies Who are Pissed Because Liberals Cant accept the Fact they Lost and Kerry Sucks

Amish Without all the Stupid Rules

OMG the list-eater is so funny, I totally forgot about that.

[Lindz928]

The best one that I am a member of:

I worked at Express.... And hated it.

[a.e.B.O.T.]

Mount Rushmore: Even Presidents get stoned

[CSUSigEp]

Napoleon Dynamite Is the Best Movie Ever, Gosh.

The Mel Gibson Is Extremely Sexy Even If He Is as Old as My Dad

OC Hater's

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

...more to come.

[damasa]

Pictures of Animals With Penis Appendages

The Squirrels On Campus Are Oddly Comfortable With Human Contact

This Group Is Where You Want To Be

I Was Edumucated In A Publick Skool.

[UKTriDelt]

* I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am

*Why Are There Only Two Black People In My Class?

*I Need Money... Sike! I'm Rich Bitches!

* Teamwork: There Is No "I" In Drunk

* Spooning Leads to Forking

* I Would Totally Have Sex In The Library!

* (in response to that one) Screw the Library... I'd Totally Have Sex Anywhere!

* I'm In A Semi-Sexual Relationship With My iPod

*

[wsulindz]

Can you tell I go to a party school? (I got these from mine and from my friends)

-College Would Be Soo Much Fun If it Weren't For all This School Sh*t
-For Those Who've Perfected the ART of Procrastination
-Gregoire Won. . .Because Dead People and Felons Voted and Because King County Can't Count (if you know anything about last years Washington governors race...um, yeah...)
-The No STD Crew
-The Really, Really Ridiculously Good Looking '05 Pledge Class A- Phi's!!
-What Happened Last Night?
- Tattoo's are Like Tic-tacs, You Cant Have Just One!
-Parking Services Can Go Fornicate Themselves With a Broomstick
-Without Me, it's Just an aweso Time.
-Shoes are almost Better Than orgasms
-Shit Happens When You Party Naked
-I can't get up for my 12:00 PM class club
- I Utilize My Extensive Vocabulary Whilst Inebriated
-Alcoholics Go To Meetings; I'm a Drunk!
-Drugs are Bad, Stick To Booze... Pot's Ok Too
- Peer Pressure Made Me Join the Facebook, Now Im addicted.
- If You Say "GIT R' DONE" one more time i'm going to fucking stab you
-I'm Wasted In My Facebook Picture
- 6 am Is Not Shacking!!!!!

[TrueBlueKappa]

-If I Could Quote My Textbooks Like I Can Quote Napoleon Dynamite I'd Be a Flippin -Genius...
-My Blood alcohol Level Is Higher Than My Gpa
-I Don't Know How To Tell You This... But I'm Kind of a Big Deal
-Finish Your Drink, There Are Sober Kids In India
-Drinkin' School With a Football Problem (UCF 0-11)
-Don't Hate Me Because I'm Greek and I Have Hundreds of Facebook Friends!
-000 I Wear My Sunglasses Inside and Collar Up Because I am Better Than You!
-I Can’t Join Any Drinking Groups Because I’m Greek
-People Who Havn't Gotten Shot at Pegasus Landing (a local apartment complex)
-Girls Who Love To Play Beer Pong...and are actually Good!
-Thursday Is My Sabbath and Gators Is My Temple
-All I Want To Do Is Have Sex and Eat Chicken
-Chicks Who Would Do angelina Jolie

[ADPiZXalum]

Originally posted by Lindz928


Aggies against list eaters (not funny unless you have seen the video)



Bwahahahaha!!!
I saw a weblog that was "The Devil is a Pimp, don't be his hoe." I thought that was kind of funny......a Christian site I guess."

Hey Lindz........anything interesting going on this Saturday? ;)

[PoohsHoneyBee]

I'd Eat More Ice Cream Here If it Wasn't a Rock

yeah, our school cafeteria sucks, i'm glad i don't live in the dorms anymore

[Lindz928]

Originally posted by ADPiZXalum
Bwahahahaha!!!
I saw a weblog that was "The Devil is a Pimp, don't be his hoe." I thought that was kind of funny......a Christian site I guess."

Hey Lindz........anything interesting going on this Saturday? ;)

Yep... My Aggies are gonna be out for REVENGE!!! Bwahahahaha! So I'm proud of Baylor so far this year, but I know the Ags would love to ruin that perfect season. ;)

Hopefully the defense will decide to actually COME to this game.... Since they decided to skip the Tx State game last week and all. :p

/Hijack

More:

I like making facebook groups
People who think beards should be popular again :confused:
Can't get enough lettuce wraps (mmmmm.... P.F.Changs)
I can't sleep without vaseline on my lips :confused:
People who hate finding nemo
Handguns Don't Kill People....Half As Well As Assualt Rifles Do. :eek:
People Easily Distracted By Shiny Objects
Tripod (This is only funny because the pic for the group is three naked guys with their backs to the camera :p )
My Goodies' Jar Covers My Entire Body -- Yes, I'm That Hot
Blondes Have More Fun, Brunettes Can Read!!!
Aggies Great In the Bed
Aggies Annoyed by Bad Away Messages

[Allie]

Anastasia Beaverhausen: AKA The Karen Walker Fan Club
PETA- People Eating tasty Animals
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
Jazz Flute
MSU Pirates
I Drink, I Party, and Dammit I'm AWESOME!
Bring Back MSU Tailgate!
And a TON of anti U of M groups...

[Allie]

I fogot my favorite!!!

The Proper Girl with the Hat, Just Eye Fucked the Shit Out of Me: Appreciate Wedding Crashers

LOL... I think Wedding crashers is the best movie EVER! It's even better than Anchorman.

[AznSAE]

off topic, but how does one get listed as a groupie? is there an invisible "become a groupie" button that i dont see?

[Sister Havana]

You become a groupie if you have a lot of friends in one group, but you are not in that group yourself.

[WVU alpha phi]

Some fun West Virginia ones..

-I got 99 problems and 82 of them are the steps by the life science building (our campus is pretty much nothing but staircases and these ones are BRUTAL)

-Future Trophy Wives of America

-Don't get mad, just burn a couch! (WVU has made national news for our fire riots after big wins)

-I support Jessi Spano's caffeine pill addiction

-Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk, I didn't mean to call you that

-Don't hate me for being cute and thin, hate yourself for being fat and gross

-I go to WVU but I'm not from this dirty state

-I met you when I was wasted.. what was your name again?

-Porn, how can you hate it?

-I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

-I booze tuesday through saturday and occassionally sunday and monday, is that bad?

..and we have a ton that are like 'Hokie Haters' and anti V-Tech groups!

[Stef the Pef]

Ahhhh, the interesting Baylor groups:

*Baylor DPS are Overglorified Meter Maids
*Against Gay Marriage? Then shut up and don't get one, stupid!
*BAYLOR U...We're Not Snobby, JUST BETTER THAN YOU!
*Coalition of College Students Against Facebook for High Schoolers
*I Love Running Through the BSB Fountains: Extreme Frolicking (they're like geysers, and it's fun)
*3.5 and a 40
*I Use Sarcasm as a Defense Mechanism
*Oso Borracho Social Club
*I've Never Had a Date...Perhaps I Shall Become a Nun
*It's Because I'm an Only Child...You and Your Siblings Wouldn't Understand
*It's Not Your Pants That Make You Look Fat, it's Your Fat That Makes You Look Fat.
*Just 'Cause My Major Doesn't Require Devoting My Life To Math & Bio Doesn't Mean I'm Not Smart
*Man, I Hate People Who Wear A&M Gear at Baylor
*We Love Drunk Krista (she's funny when inebriated)
*Memorial's A/C is an Uncontrollable Beast
*One Day I Shall Reach the Top of Pat Neff (a huge bell tower on campus)
*Sloan is Gone! (a lot of us wanted the former prez of the university to just step down...now for the rejoicing, eh?)
*Waiting For Marriage For Sex, But Then...
*I Paid For My Friends 'Cause That's How I Roll
*Yak Appreciation Day (February 14--the anti-holiday for celebrating the 14th with no ties to the other holidays typically celebrated on the 14th)

[UKDaisy]

Originally posted by Lindz928



People who hate finding nemo


ROTFFL!!!!:D

[LightBulb]

Originally posted by wsulindz
- If You Say "GIT R' DONE" one more time i'm going to fucking stab youThis is great.. hehe and I'm stealing the Flippin Genius one. Speaking of which, I should go study now...

[sugar and spice]

I have a new favorite.

"My Dad Comes To Madison To Play Drinking Games"

'cause it's so true! I have never seen so many parents doing beer bongs or bar crawls until I got to college.

[Dionysus]

Do people at your school have more than one of the same group, but with different names? I'm almost sure that people do this on purpose.

[epchick]

Some of the ones i'm in:
---"I Tried To Ford the River and I Lost 47 Bullets 2 axels 2 Oxen and Jimmy Died of Dysentery" (from the best game in the world...Oregon Trail)
---"Ghetto Booty Pride"
---"Its all about George Lopez...Loco"
---"People against Popped Collars....UTEP chapter"
---"You like quoting Napoleon Dynamite, I like quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so there :p"
---"Cell Phones are made for Private Use...not for Walkie Talkies!!! brrrp" (we have a bunch of people, mainly the ones that come from across the border that WILL NOT use their phones in the right way, they constantly use them as walkie talkies, so you can hear ALL of their conversation, its not as bad when ur outside, but when ur in the hallway or the elevator, its annoying--especially when the person they are talking to are in the same room or same vicinity!!)
---"Hillary 08"
---" 21 and Under (and still drunk) club"
---"Alcohol makes me horny....UTEP chapter"

Some other ones:
---"Mullet sightings make my day...UTEP chapter"
---"I Like Parking In Handicap Spaces To See Handicap People Make Handicap Faces" (this one is sooo mean..lol)

Ours aren't as funny as y'alls, i think i might have to start some of those groups here for UTEP!! lol

[winssay]

We don't pay for our friends, we just pay for the parties you aren't invited to

[lyrica9]

i just joined "I would MMMBop the shit out of Taylor Hanson" cause it made me giggle.

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Some of the ones I've joined lately:

-We Want to Get Stranded on Fiji Island: for girls who are fans ;) of the Fiji boys (like anyone is surprised I'd be in this hahaha)

-I Hope There Are Crocs In Heaven...A Tribute to the Crocodile Hunter :(

-Blackouts Are Real!: my friend Vicky made this and I don't know why I am a member b/c I haven't gotten blackout drunk in a long, long time but since I am the "Fiji Rep" I feel obligated to remain a member :D

And my personal favorite just b/c it is so dorky...

-Tigers of the Corn: this is actually what the name of the Mizzou alumni group in Nebraska area (which of course I am now a member of), they seriously could have picked something better than a name that sounds so much like "Children of the Corn" (horrible, cheesy horror movies) don't you think?

[Hegemon]

- Proud Saints Fan, Talk Shit and I'll Punch You in the Mouth
- Deep Down, No Matter How Many Times they Lose, I'm Still a Die Hard Saints Fan
- I'm Moving to Prague in Order to Metaphorically Find Myself
- Gay Marriage Killed the Dinosaurs
- It's Better to Lose a Lover than to Love a Loser
- Let's Get Drunk and Pet Mike! (Mike the Tiger of LSU, that is)
- Stop Drinking Haterade and You'll Love Me
- I Will Not Drunk Dial You but I Will Take a Bath With You
- Girls Who Want to be Married, Barefoot, Pregnant and in the Kitchen
...and in response...
- If I End Up Barefoot, Pregnant, and in the Kitchen, Please Shoot Me!
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream: Helping Girls Solve Their Problems Since 1982
- Ann Coulter is a Former Drag Queen from Key West Named Pudenda Shenanigans

[squirrely girl]

I have seen Giant Jesus on I-75
No Morals? No Problem!
Kiwi Maintenance
75% of the world is covered by water...the other 25% is by Troy Polamalu
When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.
I Only Make Out With Liberals
I Saw Two Fat Naked Bikers In the Woods off 17 Having Sex, How am I Supposed To Chip With That Going
Naked Dave Rules
First name Zane. Last name Awesome!

[AznSAE]

my bac level is higher than my gpa

monica lewinski had more president in her mouth than bush does in his whole body

alcoholics not so anynomous