The Haiku Thread

[sugar and spice]

For haiku of all types, Zoolander-related or not.

I will start.



A Zoolander haiku


I wish I had an
orange mocha frappuccino.
It would make my life.




A haiku for Dan


Dan's almost like Rob,
only tall and more Jewish.
I'd have his babies.

[Unregistered-]

Head up old man's butt
O-M-G it's TEH MOONSHINE
We all shake our heads

[33girl]

Renee Zellweger
Looked like crap on Letterman
Black hair dye, not good

[mrblonde]

five, seven, and five
syllables, in that order
it's just not that hard

o-t-dub's boy chang
the all time passing leader
he's thirty-seven

condoleezza rice
new secretary of state
rudey thinks she's hot

w&m
beat jmu saturday
double a football

so many haikus
leaking from my macintosh
its cake when you're bored

[Unregistered-]

Originally posted by mrblonde
five, seven, and five
syllables, in that order
it's just not that hard

o-t-dub's boy chang
the all time passing leader
he's thirty-seven

condoleezza rice
new secretary of state
rudey thinks she's hot

w&m
beat jmu saturday
double a football

so many haikus
leaking from my macintosh
its cake when you're bored

ROFL. w_c would be so proud if she were still around.

This is my new favorite thread. Haha. :D

[ADqtPiMel]

This thread makes me laugh
It is so very funny
I heart H&A

[Unregistered-]

Girl, you try too hard
Open your mind, you'll get friends
Try some Pro-Activ

[Internet Lawyer]

Zoolander is cool
I like his funny faces
Mugatu is bad

Model of the Year
VH1 HUGE HUGE honor
Too bad it's not real

Zoolander's real wife
Is Marcia Marcia Marcia
Not the real one though

[Unregistered-]

Originally posted by Internet Lawyer
Zoolander is cool
I like his funny faces
Mugatu is bad

Model of the Year
VH1 HUGE HUGE honor
Too bad it's not real

Zoolander's real wife
Is Marcia Marcia Marcia
Not the real one though

Internet Lawyer, would it be possible for you to help us copyright this stuff? ;) :p

[Internet Lawyer]

As long as someone else is willing to pay the filing fees.

[Unregistered-]

Originally posted by Internet Lawyer
As long as someone else is willing to pay the filing fees.

I'm sure my friends would be willing to pawn some of the luxury handbags. :p :D ;)

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by mrblonde
five, seven, and five
syllables, in that order
it's just not that hard

o-t-dub's boy chang
the all time passing leader
he's thirty-seven

condoleezza rice
new secretary of state
rudey thinks she's hot

w&m
beat jmu saturday
double a football

so many haikus
leaking from my macintosh
its cake when you're bored


I don't know you but
you are my new favorite
poster on GC.

Mr. Blonde, it's true:
you possess mad haiku skillz,
the envy of all.

[Lil' Hannah]

eight hours of work
I cannot wait until 5
I have plans tonight

[kappaloo]

you have pretty eyes
great hair and a nice face too
perfect man for me

[Internet Lawyer]

sheet cake glue and more
all about fun on the web
haiku we love you

[GeekyPenguin]

dear admissions staff
please let me into your school
i am smart and cute

dear worthless old man
your mommy is not your boss
i be mad at you

international
trade is the worst class ever
poke eyes with chopsticks

[Lil' Hannah]

half hour until lunch
wasting time with haiku poems
and emailing friends

[ISUKappa]

banana cream pie
the breakfast of champions
I'll have one more piece

i leave tomorrow
for the cold cities up north
to get drunk with friends

families are dumb
they mess with my thanksgiving
no turkey for me?

[KSig RC]

heather we should bet
sexual favors on the
UI-Udub game



------bonus zoolander haiku-------


you must kill the prime
minister of malaysia
hansel, so hot now

[aurora_borealis]

I S U Kappa
She eats hotdish and jello
Luther would be proud

:p

[ISUKappa]

Hee.

----

The OC tonight
what will happen with Caleb
oh boy I can't wait

[Lil' Hannah]

Originally posted by ISUKappa
The OC tonight
what will happen with Caleb
oh boy I can't wait

OC is lamerz
Watch UMD play VT
ACC r0x0rz

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by KSig RC
heather we should bet
sexual favors on the
UI-Udub game



------bonus zoolander haiku-------


you must kill the prime
minister of malaysia
hansel, so hot now

We totally should.
I must admit I'm worried
that UDub may lose.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
We totally should.
I must admit I'm worried
that UDub may lose.


at least this way you
hedge your bets against a loss
everybody wins


------


arizona work
can bite upon my testes
at least it is warm

[sugar and spice]

what happens when you
make pancakes without the egg?
adventures are had!

[33girl]

Political haiku:

Let the eagle soar
John Ashcroft is out of there
Hello Alberto.


BBW haiku:

Those new food scents stink
No I don't want a basket
Clerk leave me alone!!


Downtown Pittsburgh haiku (multiple parts)

Mayor Murphy Sucks
Lots of shoppers, you're not pleased
Since they're black, not white.

Let's force out some stores
Nordstrom? Here? I don't think so.
Now we don't have shit.

You said no more terms
Do us all a favor and
Please keep this promise.

[mrblonde]

thanks sugar and spice
all haiku-er wannabes
better recognize

life sure sucks because
I get home from work real late
and don't have a life

all red state haters
talk lots of smack, remember
we outnumber you

poor hopeless redskins
start ramsey over brunell
they still lose sunday

that's all for now, kids
the old creative juices
need a refill: beer

[kappaloo]

before boardroom:


maria sucks bad
"You're fired" Donald Trump should say
but will it happen

edit:

after boardroom:


yay! maria is gone
but too bad wes is gone too
i liked andy best.

[Lil' Hannah]

its payday today
ordered a Vera Bradley
compulsive spender

[CarolinaCutie]

I also suck bad
Bought myself a North Face
Bank account will hate

[aurora_borealis]

Walla Walla here I come
Pass through stinky onion town
I am I-5 bound

Dumbass football player
How'd you get into college?
take back scholarship

Dear former boyfriend
don't call me when you are drunk
lay off the busch light

Don't pee on dumpsters
you are 22 years old
get bladder control

[smiley21]

Too much work to do
Due in just a few short days
I wish school was over


Maybe I should play
Cause I cannot work right now
I will regret it

[BirthaBlue4]

I am hating school
Yes its almost over but
This mess is garbage

Just for the BSU Financial Aid Office

Yall must not know me
Tryna mess with my refund
Don't make me get buck

[Lil' Hannah]

should be a fun night
two friends have sisters visiting
one is a snothead

[Internet Lawyer]

an apple a day
should keep the doctor away
but not you UHU

UHU we love you
our hearts beat so strong and true
for sweet sniffs of glue

[kappaloo]

friday afternoon
the weekend is almost here
no work for two days!

[Lil' Hannah]

then next week is short
but not for you kappaloo
ha ha canada

:D

[kappaloo]

arg, americans
always with later harvest
i want turkey too

[mu_agd]

rob says i have to post this:


sex with the hot guy
bring me to my dirty knees
love is in the air

[Optimist Prime]

oh wow I'm so high
I really love my new bong
where is my pizza?

[sugar and spice]

An ode to B.



Dear B., why must you
leave me? Wisconsin won't be
the same without you.

You better not get
a wife. I am saving my-
self for your sweet ass.



bwahaha.


Bonus Clueless haiku:

Shopping with Doctor
Seuss? Collie for a backpack?
Relax, Dee: it's faux.

[KSig RC]

nic IM's me drunk
i have so little remorse
post, you drunky, post!

[bruinaphi]

I am in philly
It's rainy and cold here
Going back to cali

More Clueless Haiku...

It's makeover time
Rolling with the hommies (sp?)
I totally paused

[BetteDavisEyes]

Having a rough week
Nobody cares to listen
All alone at home

[ADqtPiMel]

long island iced teas
and ameretto sours
make me pretty drunk

[Peaches-n-Cream]

U2 on T.V.
Saturday Night Live singing
"I Will Follow" now

[wrigley]

cancer is gone
doctor doesn't care
I will handle my business

[Optimist Prime]

no class on friday
my proffessor hurt herslef
she needs "life alert"

last night was a brawl
what is up with VCU
HotDamn, explain please

at what point does this
stop being poetry and
I'm just counting syllables?

[Optimist Prime]

My heart aches. You're gone.
Why is Fresno so far away?
Yes. Flirting online.

[BirthaBlue4]

I finished my work
It is good "toot, toot" my horn
I will get an A

I need some good wings
Spicy, crispy, yum
I had some last night

[GeekyPenguin]

Gummy peach rings from
Walgreens are deliciously good
Filling my soul up

[kk_bama]

Bama is the best
The Tide will rise once again
Kitso can suck it

[wreckingcrew]

Originally posted by kk_gphib_01
Bama is the best
The Tide will rise once again
Kitso can suck it

Bama's Glory days are over,
Please join the twenty-first century,
keep cheating and blaming Fulmer

KS 361 reasons why i hate poetry

[GeekyPenguin]

Roll Tide Roll Tide Roll
Alabama owns TTTexas
Bear Bryant said so

[wreckingcrew]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Roll Tide Roll Tide Roll
Alabama owns TTTexas
Bear Bryant said so

What would you know about
Football. Your school doesn't play it.
Marquette EQUALS one sport school.

Girls talking football,
Is cute, like Clinton and morals,
I smile, nod and laugh.


KS 361

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I joined live journal
I have nothing to write now
I need cool stories.

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
What would you know about
Football. Your school doesn't play it.
Marquette EQUALS one sport school.

KS 361

This is not correct haiku form (5-7-5). Since you went to A&M, we will ignore that and respond.

Marquette played football
For over sixty years and
Beat schools like SD (http://marquettefootball.com/Marquette_Football_1892-1960.htm)

Also our cross-country teams are poised to be national champions, again.

[wreckingcrew]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
This is not correct haiku form (5-7-5). Since you went to A&M, we will ignore that and respond.

Marquette played football
For over sixty years and
Beat schools like SD (http://marquettefootball.com/Marquette_Football_1892-1960.htm)

Also our cross-country teams are poised to be national champions, again.

That's great, as soon as i start repping USD Athletics on here, i'll be sure to be ashamed. But, it's good to know that you're pointing to a win over a D2 team in your smack talking.

A&M is known
for science, business and vets
Haiku is not required.

Congrats on the X-Country championships.

KS 361

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
That's great, as soon as i start repping USD Athletics on here, i'll be sure to be ashamed. But, it's good to know that you're pointing to a win over a D2 team in your smack talking.

A&M is known
for science, business and vets
Haiku is not required.

Congrats on the X-Country championships.

KS 361

Like in your signature right now that says "Go Yotes?"

[kk_bama]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
Girls talking football,
Is cute, like Clinton and morals,
I smile, nod and laugh.


KS 361


You still cannot get it right.
seven, five, seven
lines in a Haiku, Kitso


Wooo! backwards Haiku!!


I love you Kath!!!

[wreckingcrew]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Like in your signature right now that says "Go Yotes?"

You know what, for someone who claims that I'm "sweating" THEM, you sure seem to be awfully concerned about what i post, no matter what forum.

Just tryin to be equal opportunity in the "Go Yotes" thing. I mean, since you seem to enjoy reading my posts, why don't you run a search and take note of how many times i brag about USD athletics.

That being said, way to go on beatin USD in football. I guess you had to fall back on that because A&M has never played Marquette or your 'adopted' school, wisconsin. Or is your new adopted school alabama?

KS 361

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
You know what, for someone who claims that I'm "sweating" THEM, you sure seem to be awfully concerned about what i post, no matter what forum.

Just tryin to be equal opportunity in the "Go Yotes" thing. I mean, since you seem to enjoy reading my posts, why don't you run a search and take note of how many times i brag about USD athletics.

That being said, way to go on beatin USD in football. I guess you had to fall back on that because A&M has never played Marquette or your 'adopted' school, wisconsin. Or is your new adopted school alabama?

KS 361

Wisconsin would win. Also, I love Alabama. My advisor went there, one of my favorite sorority sisters is from there, and I will always cheer for 'Bama if they aren't playing Wisconsin or Notre Dame. :)

[kk_bama]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Wisconsin would win. Also, I love Alabama. My advisor went there, one of my favorite sorority sisters is from there, and I will always cheer for 'Bama if they aren't playing Wisconsin or Notre Dame. :)

I heart you too Kath!!!!!!!

[sugar and spice]

Anyone who can't
write haiku in correct form
must leave this thread please

We only accept
those who can write haiku well
such as Mr. Blonde.


PS:

Eric joined Facebook.
the eternal dilemma:
to friend or not friend?

Eric is a poem-
writing hottie. He knows the
correct haiku form.

[KSigkid]

My beloved Yanks
Do not go after Pedro
His arm will fall off

[wreckingcrew]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Wisconsin would win.

I really don't think so. Wisconsin's strength this year(as it usually is every year) is their running game. They're ranked 40th in the nation in rushing offense and A&M has done pretty well against ground-based offenses. We were able to beat K-state, Oklahoma State and hold Adrian Peterson, the nation's top freshman back, to barely over 100 yards, all of whom are ranked above UW in rushing.

Oh wait, i'm sorry, this should probably go in the NCAA football thread.

Would UW beat USD? Yes. Would Marquette? I don't know, it might be close. ;)

KS 361

[ISUKappa]

Back home now, long drive
It was fun to see Sarah
but should have drank more
---
need to do laundry
all my clothes smell like bar smoke
brings back college days
---
I S U Cyclones
beat Kansas State football team
now we're tops in North

[Dionysus]

I just got into an argument
About some fucking toilet paper
No, I'm am not lead to believe
That I use too much
It's less than five, more than zero
I'm not that full of shit
I use a lot to blow my nose
I have sinusitis
I also use it to dry off my hands
It is a lot more easy
On my hands
Than towels and kitchen paper

[kk_bama]

I apologize
for merging the football and
Haiku poem threads

[Lil' Hannah]

co-worker and I
try random stuff in coffee
today its ice cream

[KSig RC]

rain in the desert
stuck in the office all day
stab stab stab stab stab

[33girl]

Want to punch in face
Someone to make me feel good
Faith Hill would work fine

[GeekyPenguin]

One day of classes
Is still one day too many
Thanksgiving come soon

[KSigkid]

Work is not busy
Two days until vacation
Please won't it come soon

[Lil' Hannah]

go to grocery store
make myself some dinner or
order five dollar pizza

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Haiku thread is fun
Almost like random thread but
for smarter people.

[ISUKappa]

Pancheros to eat
Quesadillas are tasty
I don't want to cook

[Optimist Prime]

Originally posted by DZGirl
I know this better be for me, Billy. You better not be cheating on me! :eek: :)

There is no other.
I could get lost in your eyes
well, in the picture.

[Munchkin03]

why do people with
INTARWEB WHORE fetishes
think they are so smart?

[KSig RC]

a girl in the bar
asked me where iowa was
and she was for real

i told her the truth:
six hundred miles to the west
of pennsylvania

[Lil' Hannah]

nothing to see here
i like to make up haikus
is it naptime yet?

[kappaloo]

spin, pretty world, spin
no, i am not drunk at work
i have vertigo

[aurora_borealis]

Made it home Sunday
My sister is so evil
Ate all the truffles

Drive through safari
Ostrich pecked my Subaru
My paint is chipped now

Dial up is so slow
The parentals are Luddites
Please install high speed

Dearest KGB
I am kissing you next week
Put on lip balm please

Turkey on Thursday
Shop the sales on Friday
Leave on Saturday

[sugar and spice]

I have no classes
for a whole week. Three cheers for
long Thanksgiving Break!

[Lil' Hannah]

back at the office
my mind's still on vacation
case of the mondays

[sugar and spice]

Way too tan girl, ew
Makes me want to stay away
From all tanning booths


I just went running
It was cold out and the wind
made it hurt to breathe.

:(

[Internet Lawyer]

went to a wedding
graceful me tripped and fell down
broke my ring finger

[KSigkid]

Sketchy guy on T
Smelled like old rotten fungus
A bad start to day

[33girl]

Marlon Brando rocks
I want him to rise from dead
And kick dumb boy's ass

[mu_agd]

this stupid sore throat
needs to go away right now
i feel like dying


i wish i was still
in vegas playing the slots
winning more money

[Lil' Hannah]

good games on tonight
ACC/Big 10 Challenge
all ACC wins!

[KSigkid]

Got tux yesterday
For big gala on Friday
I'll be looking good

[BirthaBlue4]

Got a case study
Its due tomorrow, good Lord
I am not done, CRAP!

[DGqueen17]

Oh Rampage please have
My dress half price very soon
And in a size four




(Is my Haiku right? I haven't done this forever)

[ADqtPiMel]

Your haiku is right
Very well done DGqueen
You haiku quite well.

[Munchkin03]

Boyfriend with a tie-dye shirt
I have a big nose
Relationship gone nowhere

[docetboy]

New Dr. Pepper
Must outdo all other drinks
Cherry Vanilla

[ADqtPiMel]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
Boyfriend with a tie-dye shirt
I have a big nose
Relationship gone nowhere

Is the shirt velour?
Was it worn to a formal?
Why why why why why?

[Shima-Mizu]

Note: the mora are more than the prounounced syllable's, so this will only look correct to you if you know how to correctly prounounce japanese:

karate shimasu
gorufu wa shimasen
ikimasen ka

translation:
I do karate
As for golf, I do not
won't you come?

tabemasen ka?
banana o arimasu
itadakimasu

translation:
won't you eat?
i have a banana
*what you say when accepting food humbly*

Maybe I'll put some more advanced Japanese ones up later... it's a bit late for me to be really taxing my brain when I've got to wake up for class in a few hours...

[GeekyPenguin]

Ass looks fabulous
In these faded Lucky jeans
Good ass days are great

The H & A won't
Date men who wear velour shirts
Or musical ties

My prof for ConLaw
Likes substantive due process
And lectured all hour

Law school apps can suck
It hardcore because I'm sick
Of writing essays

[KSigkid]

Sketchy Stop and Shop
Had some really bad chicken
What an awful lunch

[GeekyPenguin]

Wisconsin will die
In basketball tonight and
Also next weekend

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Wisconsin will die
In basketball tonight and
Also next weekend

Hey, what's up Marquette?
How's the football team doing?
Oh right -- don't have one.

;)

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
Hey, what's up Marquette?
How's the football team doing?
Oh right -- don't have one.

;)

Rose Bowl? Not for you.
Our lake is bigger than yours.
And our egos too.

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Rose Bowl? Not for you.
Our lake is bigger than yours.
And our egos too.

Reasons we're better:
uh, we have a football team
our b-ball team's ranked.

we beat Maryland
you beat schools like Toledo
you think you'll win? please.

our school's ranked higher
and our Greek system's better
Yes, I think we win.

[GeekyPenguin]

Why Marquette will win:
Our basketball players do
Not get stabbed by hos.

[DGqueen17]

Eight girls in one room
Hopefully someone will shack
I'll have my own bed

[Munchkin03]

No diamond chips for Munch
Rather have potato chips
Cheap jewelry blows hard

Get off my back, you
Satan, Lucifer, Devil
Crunk for Baby J

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
No diamond chips for Munch
Rather have potato chips
Cheap jewelry blows hard

Get off my back, you
Satan, Lucifer, Devil
Crunk for Baby J

best
haikus
ever

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Why Marquette will win:
Our basketball players do
Not get stabbed by hos.

I think you are wrong.
Pretty sure that was football
and not basketball.

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
I think you are wrong.
Pretty sure that was football
and not basketball.

That may be correct.
I just remember looking
At the pictures once.

[Lil' Hannah]

Chick from Troop BH
Pinskyfrom Salute Your Shorts
In Rilo Kiley

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/7411/tbhh09.jpg
http://images8.fotki.com/v112/photos/6/69662/1081606/blake-vi.jpg
http://www.stp.uh.edu/vol68/60/arts/rilo.jpg

[ISUKappa]

Go away headache
Even coffee does not help
Perhaps chocolate?

[sugar and spice]

My sweet punk rock boy,
I can make you feel better
Don't be so emo.

[Lil' Hannah]

weather is gloomy
my radio was smoking
will be a long day

[GeekyPenguin]

Last day of classes
Three and a half years to go
It is raining out

[33girl]

My blow dryer croaked
Luckily, my hair still looks
Okay when air dried.

[ADPiZXalum]

can't wait three-thirty
10th graders drive me crazy
oh it's almost done.

[mu_agd]

Tomorrow looks fun
12 Bars of Christmas Pub Crawl
Hopefully we'll go

[Munchkin03]

four years old and
the biggest playa hater
dude! my nephew rocks

[WCUgirl]

I'm bumping this thread --
I need to bitch about work.
I hate my damn job!

[33girl]

Starbucks Frappacinos
Make you really hyper if
You drink them real fast.

[WCUgirl]

Mom will be here soon.
I hope we can go shopping
For some cute new clothes.

Haiku-speak is fun.
It helps me procrastinate
From doing my work.

[ADqtPiMel]

My co-worker's hot
and he's only twenty-two
want to jump his bones

[33girl]

Tom Cruise is engaged
I'm in stress over dating
It's what year again??

[KSig RC]

well, drunken softball
has ruined fridays at work
i could not care less

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by KSig RC
a girl in the bar
asked me where iowa was
and she was for real

i told her the truth:
six hundred miles to the west
of pennsylvania

Coasties ask this too:
"Where is Wisconsin?" I say,
"North of Chicago."

[WCUgirl]

My work is boring.
It's so nice outside today.
Why must I be here?

What to do tonight?
Dinner and of course some wine --
Perhaps a movie?

Fridays are so slow!
GreekChat has been slow lately.
We need a new troll.

[ISUKappa]

Uptown Friday Night
Blues band and watered down beer
Oh boy I can't wait

[KSig RC]

sunshine, good friends, beer
playing one-bag against shmoes
i will be loaded

[33girl]

TV sucks big time
So I guess it's time for me
To clean up my house

Off to drink some beer
But no shots or cloves tonight
They are devil's tools

[mu_agd]

Girls night is tonight
Hookers and hoes is the theme
Boston should prepare

[Lil' Hannah]

Ivan Maisel's college football haikus:

Vince Young has it all
Quickness, size, and leadership
Complete? Needs OU

Leinart looks well-fed
Crazy, after seven months
Going without Chow

New coach will fix all
Stop me if you've heard this one
The Fighting Irish

Beer, a brat, and thou
Art of love at Camp Randall
Forever Barry

Love that clipped cadence
If Keith Jackson ever quits
It means woe, Nellie

He sprains more ankles
Than spike heels on cobblestones
Is he Bush? Or Ginn?

Myles Brand: watchdog of
Native American pride
And their casinos

Terps have an idea
For Gwen Stefani's next hit:
It's Hollenbach Boy

Strange sight in garnet
Ol' Ballcoach at new address
Stranger sight: 'Cocks win

You may think GameDay
Decides Heisman, BCS.
Not so fast, my friend

Goes together like
NASCAR and college football:
DeAngelo scores!

New BCS poll
Includes coach's son-in-law
Anyone in charge?

Dave Wannstedt came home
To open arms of Mom, Pitt
But hugs don't win games

Two-way receiver
Jayhawk ballhawk Charles Gordon
His QB or theirs

Crimson 12 on shirt
Pair of wobbly knees below
Joe Willie ... Croyle

Dare you to name which
Teams are in which division
The New ACC

World Trade Towers stood
Bill Clinton was president
Longhorns beat Sooners

Atlanta hates it,
Dallas, too. But in Gainesville
They love Urban sprawl

The Haves and Have Nots:
Instant replay can change games
(That aren't in the WAC)

GamePlan on TV;
Games on XM in your car.
You may need a life.

From espn.com (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/preview05/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=2145850)

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah

Beer, a brat, and thou
Art of love at Camp Randall
Forever Barry

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Oh Ivan Maisel
Beers and brats are how we roll
Friend, you speak the truth

[33girl]

Hot guy from high school
You have gotten much more fine
Pregnant wife? Oh rats.



Wish I wasn't broke
Love new car, hate insurance
Need to rob some banks

[sugar and spice]

The boy challenged me
to MarioKart. I won.
Don't f*ck with Yoshi.

[GeekyPenguin]

Outlines suck muchly
Torts and Civil Procedure
All I think about

[Lil' Hannah]

First cold of winter
Nasal passages are blocked
Need Vitamin C

[33girl]

Bumping up this thread
Haiku's fun on summer days
And kills time at work.

Number one draft pick
Got arrested yet again
Cowher must be mad.

[ThetaPrincess24]

code brown room four,
missed diaper means dirty floors,
find the student nurse.

[33girl]

Eljay made me laugh
Mail fraud freaks can be funny
When they don't screw you.

I must find a pool
Where I can swim laps and not
Be annoyed by dorks.

[DaemonSeid]

I am watching Lost
I am confused as all hell
I am addicted

[PANTHERTEKE]

Hookah is good time
Who would have thought polluting
Your lungs could be fun