I nominate RUDEY and BOBBYTHEDON

[ilovemyglo]

for moderating pimp...
LOL
I am so upset when i got on here to see that the thread was locked- it was fun-
so since we never did determine who was the office GC Moderating Pimp-
everyone cast your votes!

I started the thread so I can't vote- besides I am undecided.

[Rudey]

I just don't get why it was locked. We never attacked anyone. We're friends and it was funny - the jokes. Nobody was upset. It violated no rule, unless you tried to make some rule fit a situation.

Even the jokes were limited to one thread and weren't posted all over. This wasn't a thread that even got prominent viewing on the front page. Whatever, right?

-Rudey
--I guess it's easier to try and lock and erase my posts than some moderators who go around insulting people.

[Rudey]

Hey Bobby you're gross. I can't believe you told me how much you liked twenty three year olds.

-Rudey
--Because there are twenty of them.

[winneythepooh7]

I nominate BabyP but I don't think it would be moderating pimp but moderating HO.....Just kidding. You know I am just being silly BabyP.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by winneythepooh7
I nominate BabyP but I don't think it would be moderating pimp but moderating HO.....Just kidding. You know I am just being silly BabyP.

I think Bobby wants to date BabyP in real life. Will his friend from Iowa allow this?

-Rudey

[winneythepooh7]

Is Rudey single? Or does it matter anyways?

[Sister Havana]

It was locked? NOOOOOOO!

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/html/emoticons/crybaby.gif

It was the best thread ever!

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

I'm torn...Rudith knows I heart him, but Bobby is definitely worthy of this title as well...desicions, desicions, desicions... :D

I am :( the other thread was locked.

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

let's get some action in this thread pronto.

[winneythepooh7]

I missed out on the other thread :( I hope this one is just as good. I *heart* Rudey too and Bobby is THE hottest. I love frat boys:D :D :D

[ZTAMich]

you boys are fun :)

[Rudey]

Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
I'm torn...Rudith knows I heart him, but Bobby is definitely worthy of this title as well...desicions, desicions, desicions... :D

I am :( the other thread was locked.

Kiki goes to the winner.

By the way Bobby drives an ice cream truck with a water bed in the back of the truck. I'm not going to say what it's for, but let's just say it's upsetting.

-Rudey

[DeltAlum]

I don't know who locked the previous thread, or why, but I can tell you why it was fairly heavily edited earlier.

It violated the TOS, namely this part:

"By clicking the Agree button, you warrant that you will not use this BB to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law."

Specifically, comments and reactions to supposed sexual activities involving one of the participants mother. Some members (and moderators) found those segments objectionable and asked that they be edited. I agreed.

Let's hope this thread remains funny without crossing the line. The previous posts are getting pretty close.

[winneythepooh7]

But I think that kind of behavior is how BobbytheDON got his name;)

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by winneythepooh7
But I think that kind of behavior is how BobbytheDON got his name;)
Which doesn't change the rules -- which are posted at the head of the forum.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
I don't know who locked the previous thread, or why, but I can tell you why it was fairly heavily edited earlier.

It violated the TOS, namely this part:

"By clicking the Agree button, you warrant that you will not use this BB to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law."

Specifically, comments and reactions to supposed sexual activities involving one of the participants mother. Some members (and moderators) found those segments objectionable and asked that they be edited. I agreed.

Let's hope this thread remains funny without crossing the line. The previous posts are getting pretty close.

Nothing was false. Everything Bobby said about me and everything I said about him is true. We both agree. As for sexually oriented, don't try and make the rule fit here. You don't erase a ton of other vulgar posts - you erased this based on the situation and not the rules. A lot of it was news reports but I guess now there will be no talking about Eddie Murphy picking up hookers, Pee Wee Herman and George Michael getting caught masturbating either.

Listen you have bigger fish to fry. There is no reason to waste time on this. We didn't harass anyone or go into any threads and detract from the message of the threads.

-Rudey

[BobbyTheDon]

Damn, my last post got deleted. anyways lets continue onto round 12 shall we Trudey?

Maybe this will be a little better....

Remind me to tell all of you later what favors Rudey did for Emeril Legase just to hear him say BAM!

[Rudey]

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Damn, my last post got deleted. anyways lets continue onto round 12 shall we Trudey?

Maybe this will be a little better....

Remind me to tell all of you later what favors Rudey did for Emeril Legase just to hear him say BAM!

Why do you have a water bed in your ice cream truck?

-Rudey

[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by Rudey
Why do you have a water bed in your ice cream truck?

-Rudey

Your sister insisted on it.

What is the square root of (39483049385058308373 divided by 4 times 8 plus 2 multiplied by 9, squared, plus 9, minus 4)?

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by Rudey
As for sexually oriented, don't try and make the rule fit here. You don't erase a ton of other vulgar posts - you erased this based on the situation and not the rules.
I don't see every post -- if I did and there were violations, they would be edited.

The post here did fit the rules.

Let's move on.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
I don't see every post -- if I did and there were violations, they would be edited.

The post here did fit the rules.

Let's move on.

Please unlock the thread. Instead you've created 2 and no problem has been solved.

-Rudey

[ZTAMich]

Fun police meh.

Play nice boys so we can have some good laughs.

[DeltAlum]

I didn't lock the thread and so can't unlock it.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Your sister insisted on it.

What is the square root of (39483049385058308373 divided by 4 times 8 plus 2 multiplied by 9, squared, plus 9, minus 4)?

It's 7.10695E+20.

-Rudey
--Your mom took less time to hook up with me than it took to do that calculation on Excel.

[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by ZTAMich
Fun police meh.

Play nice boys so we can have some good laughs.

Rudey, I think its cute that you have a crush on Delt ALum. Don't you think he is a little too old for you though?

I totally know what yo uare going to say next.

I'll have come up with a nother one right now...

Rudey, your mother (or father, I still cant tell with that beard of hers) is like a television. Even a 2 year old can turn her on.

[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by Rudey
It's 7.10695E+20.

-Rudey
--Your mom took less time to hook up with me than it took to do that calculation on Excel.

My god you actually did that? PROOF that you are a loser

[ZTAMich]

Bobby and I are slackers who are on vacation but Rudey don't you have a job you're at today? Not that I want you to work, this thread is amusing me to no end. Just curious...

[Rudey]

Originally posted by ZTAMich
Bobby and I are slackers who are on vacation but Rudey don't you have a job you're at today? Not that I want you to work, this thread is amusing me to no end. Just curious...

Fridays are light. Fridays before holidays are lighter because markets close earlier.

Plus I'm the fricking bomb and have 3 monitors.

-Rudey

[ZTAMich]

Originally posted by Rudey
Fridays are light. Fridays before holidays are lighter because markets close earlier.

Plus I'm the fricking bomb and have 3 monitors.

-Rudey

Ah I see makes sense. But I think having 3 monitors means you're compensating for something ....ahem...

kidding i love you Rudey. Viva Long Island!

[Rudey]

Originally posted by ZTAMich
Ah I see makes sense. But I think having 3 monitors means you're compensating for something ....ahem...

kidding i love you Rudey. Viva Long Island!

Bobby's mom bit it off. Do you blame me?

-Rudey
--Strong Island baby!

[ZTAMich]

Originally posted by Rudey
Bobby's mom bit it off. Do you blame me?

-Rudey
--Strong Island baby!

Ouch. I hope the re-attachment process is quick and painless.


"3. When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't."
You Know You're From... (http://www.goofball.com/jokes/regional/990320_long_island)
I forget if you're from there or just a friend of THE island...

[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by ZTAMich
Ah I see makes sense. But I think having 3 monitors means you're compensating for something ....ahem...

kidding i love you Rudey. Viva Long Island!

Rudey, you gotta admit. Michelle is the greatest. Name me another chick that wants to help us get in bed with the Bush twins.


ok, now lets get back in focus here.

The other day when they were playing the " I never" drinking game, a girl said " I never used a vibrator". Rudey drank.

[ZTAMich]

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Rudey, you gotta admit. Michelle is the greatest. Name me another chick that wants to help us get in bed with the Bush twins.


ok, now lets get back in focus here.

The other day when they were playing the " I never" drinking game, a girl said " I never used a vibrator". Rudey drank.

Sssssh Bobby...icknay on the "getting Jenna drunk" plan....

I'm sure the FBI, CIA and Secret Sevice read GC. And I'll bet they come for me first...I'll go...kicking and screaming dirty martini in hand...

[Rudey]

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Rudey, you gotta admit. Michelle is the greatest. Name me another chick that wants to help us get in bed with the Bush twins.


ok, now lets get back in focus here.

The other day when they were playing the " I never" drinking game, a girl said " I never used a vibrator". Rudey drank.

I used it on you. Now what?

Yeah Michelle is way cool for that.

-Rudey

[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by Rudey
I used it on you. Now what?

Yeah Michelle is way cool for that.

-Rudey

God you are disgusting. I repeat, dont you EVER dedicate " I touch myself" to me again, and dont you EVER and I mean EVER touch yourself when you think about me.

By the way, was it you who played Gary from Old School?

[Rudey]

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
God you are disgusting. I repeat, dont you EVER dedicate " I touch myself" to me again, and dont you EVER and I mean EVER touch yourself when you think about me.

By the way, was it you who played Gary from Old School?

Who was Gary in Old School? And it was me if it involved a scene with me knocking up your mom.

-Rudey

[Sister Havana]

Originally posted by Rudey
I used it on you. Now what?

-Rudey

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/html/emoticons/useless.gif

[ZTAMich]

Originally posted by Sister Havana
http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/html/emoticons/useless.gif

great googily moogily for the sake of us all NOOOO

Too funny SH!

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by Sister Havana
http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/html/emoticons/useless.gif OK, the other thread was cooking when it was about this:
http://raptor007.com/images/alig_pimp.jpg

But then it became about this:
http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/gay-parade-20.jpg

and it was closed.:(

[ShaedyKD]

Originally posted by Rudey
Who was Gary in Old School?

Andy Dick played Gary the B------b Instructor. His memorable lines include:

"He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there."

"You know, when I get back there, I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis."

[Tom Earp]

Sorry or not, this is a no where thread.

If some are self impressed, good for you.

For the rest of people who may come on Site as newbies, then I would run from ineptitude.

Parents happen to find this Site, I would keep the kinders home and at least keep them from joining Greek Organizations.:(

Thanks a bunch!

[KSigkid]

I don't know, this stuff is pretty tame compared to some of the stuff other people on this site have said. This just appears to be some harmless fun.

But maybe that's why I'm not a moderator.

[jharb]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Parents happen to find this Site, I would keep the kinders home and at least keep them from joining Greek Organizations.:(

Thanks a bunch!

If a thread on a message board keeps someone from letting their kids join a greek organization then they didn't need much convincing at all to not let their kids join. I think this thread is fun, but then who cares what I think. :rolleyes:

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by jharb
I think this thread is fun, but then who cares what I think. :rolleyes: You are not allowed to have fun. How dare you even think about, let alone post about it!

[tlnancy]

Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
OK, the other thread was cooking when it was about this:
http://raptor007.com/images/alig_pimp.jpg

But then it became about this:
http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/gay-parade-20.jpg

and it was closed.:(
Would these be examples of good outfits to wear to Rush? I was thinking that the bottom one might really stand out at a Pref party.

[Munchkin03]

Originally posted by tlnancy
Would these be examples of good outfits to wear to Rush? I was thinking that the bottom one might really stand out at a Pref party.

As long as it's from Lilly Pulitzer! ;)

[tlnancy]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
As long as it's from Lilly Pulitzer! ;)
Does Lilly Pulitzer have a collection for men in drag?

Instead of "Lilly Lovers Highland Fling," they could have a section called "Lilly Lovers Gay Pride March." Just imagine: "As the Republican National Convention comes to a close and sorority recruitment begins, find a look that's right for you in drag's fun, feminine looks from Lily Pulitzer! This fall's collection, Gay Pride March, features designs inspired by drag queens, with three themed deliveries: lame', lace, and leather......"

How about it, Lilly Pulitzer?

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by tlnancy
Instead of "Lilly Lovers Highland Fling," they could have a section called "Lilly Lovers Gay Pride March." Just imagine: "As the Republican National Convention comes to a close and sorority recruitment begins, find a look that's right for you in drag's fun, feminine looks from Lily Pulitzer! This fall's collection, Gay Pride March, features designs inspired by drag queens, with three themed deliveries: lame', lace, and leather......"



Your ad copy isn't half bad :)

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

I went away for 3 days and I am so, so happy this thread is still up.


viva vibrator jokes!

[tlnancy]

Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
viva vibrator jokes!
Speaking of which, I know you're not supposed to talk about boys during rush, but is it OK to bring up sex toys? Specifically, what if you have a lot of them and want to know if the sorority house would be able to provide adequate storage space? There's also the whole issue of reliable power sources. Most rushers wouldn't mind discussing this, would they?

[Sister Havana]

Only if your hotness doesn't intimidate everyone. If your hotness is intimidating, forget it.

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

Originally posted by tlnancy
Speaking of which, I know you're not supposed to talk about boys during rush, but is it OK to bring up sex toys? Specifically, what if you have a lot of them and want to know if the sorority house would be able to provide adequate storage space? There's also the whole issue of reliable power sources. Most rushers wouldn't mind discussing this, would they?

No. In fact, it's a great way to get sisters to open up. If they look shocked it's because they can't believe they found such a good match for the sorority.

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by tlnancy
Speaking of which, I know you're not supposed to talk about boys during rush, but is it OK to bring up sex toys? Specifically, what if you have a lot of them and want to know if the sorority house would be able to provide adequate storage space? There's also the whole issue of reliable power sources. Most rushers wouldn't mind discussing this, would they? That's pretty much standard these days, as long as its electric powered. If your "toys" are powered by an air compressor, or gasoline, the housing corp. probably won't allow these toys to be used in the house.

[Rudey]

Fine if certain moderators are worried about scaring people with certain words and topics, I will post certain racist and anti-semitic posts as well as some violent death threats made against others by Lambda Chi Alpha members again.

My signature has enough room for all the fun reminders!

-Rudey
--Just in time for rush season parents - now you too can see how certain members of a fraternity can't control their hate and anger, and can't manage to leave others alone even in forums where they are not moderators.

[Rudey]

I was gone for the last few days. It was fun. Bobby was gone too but he was in the dog show in Mexico. You will not believe how that dog just dominated Bobby. Wow.

-Rudey

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by Rudey
I was gone for the last few days. It was fun. Bobby was gone too but he was in the dog show in Mexico. You will not believe how that dog just dominated Bobby. Wow.

-Rudey

vote donkey show

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by KSig RC
vote donkey show http://www.tribolum.com/visuals/images/sg_zoo_donkey.jpg

[Tom Earp]

It is a shame that some people have to keep up the charade of being important and bring things up that should be left alone.

If a person has no clue about things, then post away. Innuendos are so unimportant and trite.

Go, do, and find yourself hanging in the wind.

Oh, pull up your pants, the crack of your rear is showing!:eek:

WOW, un-impossible for an Adult to understand. Inanity at its best! Thank you!:)

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
It is a shame that some people have to keep up the charade of being important and bring things up that should be left alone.

If a person has no clue about things, then post away. Innuendos are so unimportant and trite.

Go, do, and find yourself hanging in the wind.

Oh, pull up your pants, the crack of your rear is showing!:eek:

WOW, un-impossible for an Adult to understand. Inanity at its best! Thank you!:) http://www.tribolum.com/visuals/images/sg_zoo_donkey.jpg

[Tom Earp]

WOW, I am Impressed!

So your point is? Is there a point?

Paleeze, give it a Rest and dont try to play another poster.

Inanity is not your way. You have good posts to say things.:cool:

[33girl]

Whoefer wins MP needs to watch out for this guy. He doesn;t like pimps.

http://www.contracampo.he.com.br/49/taxi2.jpg

Tom don't worry about it, have a notehr beer and a chaser with wine spritzer.

[Tom Earp]

33Girl, who Loves Ya Baby!

[Rudey]

Bobby donkeys are sterile I think so don't worry about getting an abortion.

-Rudey

[Tom Earp]

Very Astute
.:)

Dang, never cease to amaze Me!;)

Never Learn to play Donkey Pong!:mad:

[Rudey]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Very Astute
.:)

Dang, never cease to amaze Me!;)

Never Learn to play Donkey Pong!:mad:

It's obvious you're talking to me since I'm the only person who posted after you. This thread has nothing to do with you. I don't want to talk to you. Please stop sexually harassing me. Stick to racism, anti-semitism, insults, and violence. Again, if you don't stop I will make sure that this rush season people see in a very big font exactly all the things you've said and also your letters alongside them. I will let your brothers, prospective members, and any parents sort it out thereafter. All you have to do at this point is stop talking to me. Stop harassing me. Stop breaking GC rules. So simple.

-Rudey

[Tom Earp]

Sorry, if I was discussing you I would mention you.

I am Ignorqabley Yours. Do you think that you are that an important person?:rolleyes:

Please give us pleasureable break from your egotisim.

Trying to ignore you for sure!:)

[Jen]

Um, if sexually oriented posts are a violation of the TOS, I think someone better go lock and delete 99% of the posts in Dating and Relationships before they worry about this thread.....

[Rudey]

Originally posted by ariesrising
Um, if sexually oriented posts are a violation of the TOS, I think someone better go lock and delete 99% of the posts in Dating and Relationships before they worry about this thread.....

Whatever...now there are 2 (not 1) thread with the jokes between Bobby and I. Anyway all this talk about rules is boring me.

Bobby still hasn't responded. I win by default.

-Rudey
--I am Greekchat pimp

[_Q_]

Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
That's pretty much standard these days, as long as its electric powered. If your "toys" are powered by an air compressor, or gasoline, the housing corp. probably won't allow these toys to be used in the house.
What about hydraulic ones?

[breathesgelatin]

Originally posted by Rudey
Bobby donkeys are sterile I think so don't worry about getting an abortion.

-Rudey

WTF??? This made me laugh so hard. You clearly didn't grow up on a farm Rudey. :p

Donkeys are not sterile. Mules, which are a hybrid between a horse and a donkey, are sterile.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by breathesgelatin
WTF??? This made me laugh so hard. You clearly didn't grow up on a farm Rudey. :p

Donkeys are not sterile. Mules, which are a hybrid between a horse and a donkey, are sterile.

I was in FFA. I know this stuff like the back of my hand!

-Rudey

[breathesgelatin]

Originally posted by Rudey
I was in FFA. I know this stuff like the back of my hand!

-Rudey

FFA totally ruled my high school. It was HOT.

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

Future Farmers of America. Before someone asks.

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

(says 4 years of public school in Minnesota)

[33girl]

Originally posted by Rudey
I was in FFA. I know this stuff like the back of my hand!

-Rudey

Did you have one of these (http://www.lghs.k12.ca.us/images/jacket1.jpg) you fashion plate?

[Rudey]

Originally posted by 33girl
Did you have one of these (http://www.lghs.k12.ca.us/images/jacket1.jpg) you fashion plate?

Yes. I learned more about these jackets and FFA when I saw Napolean Dynamite. I actually want that jacket in real life because I think it would be cool to wear in NYC.

-Rudey