Top 10 Smurfs that never were...

[XOMichelle]

Vietnam Flashback Smurf

Be creative.

[bethany1982]

Horny Smurf

[CrimsonTide4]

Promiscuous Smurf

College Smurf

Obese Smurf

[The1calledTKE]

transsexual smurf

religous smurf

nympho smurf

[KillarneyRose]

Obsessive-Compulsive Smurf

Poledancer Smurfette

Wedgie Smurf

Hippie Kent State Protestor Smurf
(Vietnam Flashback Smurf's buddy)

[bethany1982]

Terminator Smurf

Hottie Smurf

Death Wish Smurf

Devious Smurf

Cannibal Smurf

Missing PEnis Thread Smurf

[FiReKraCkEr]

Sexually Frustrated Smurf

Stalker Chick Smurf

Fraternity Groupie Smurf

Hemophrodite Smurf

Drunk Guy Smurf

Bum off the street Smurf

Pedofile Smurf

Sex Doctor Smurf

I can go on and on....

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Sorority Girl Smurf

Bad Credit Rsik Smurf

Preppie Smurf

Teen Angst Smurf

Midlife Crisis Smurf

Menopausal Smurf

NRA Smurf

Problem Drinker Smurf

PMS Smurf

[CrimsonTide4]

Unemployed Smurf

Millionaire Smurf

Homeless Smurf

Bad Breath Smurf

[FiReKraCkEr]

Ultimate B*tch Smurf

WWE wrestler Smurf

Warrior Princess Smurf

Nerd Smurf

Gothic Smurf

Rocker Smurf

[Peaches-n-Cream]

CRACK HEAD SMURF :p

[The1calledTKE]

ethnic smurf

republican smurf

redneck smurf

[sherbertlemons]

Pimp Smurf

Frat Boy Smurf

Boy Wizard Smurf

Film Critic Smurf

Simon Smurf (has manboobs, British accent, and tells fellow Smurfs they can't sing!)

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by sherbertlemons


Simon Smurf (has manboobs, British accent, and tells fellow Smurfs they can't sing!)

THIS IS THE SMURF I WOULD BUY!!

[The1calledTKE]

W smurf (he probably would want to claim papa smurf had weapons of mass destrction)

laxtive smuff

[LeslieAGD]

Forrest Gump Smurf

Manic Depressive Smurf

CIA Operative Smurf

Porn Star Smurfette

Pregnant Smurfette

Gang Leader Smurf

Stand Up Comedian Smurf

[CC1GC]

Osama Bin Smurf

[bethany1982]

Multiple Personality Disorder Smurf

Hippie Smurf

Manson Smurf

Feminist Smurf

Sexist Smurf

[AXO Alum]

Originally posted by LeslieAGD


Porn Star Smurfette

Pregnant Smurfette



There was only ONE Smurfette, right?? You know she had to be doing a lil some-somethin' :cool:

Here's mine:

Maggie Smurf (boobs hanging out)

Nicole Smurf (hunting down Porn Star Smurfette for looking at Tim)

Ruben Smurf (so sweaty his blue keeps coming off)

Trenyce Smurf (oh damn...someone already said Porn Star Smurfette)

Goat Smurfette (hmmm...wonder what her name could be....)

[LeslieAGD]

Originally posted by AXO Alum
There was only ONE Smurfette, right?? You know she had to be doing a lil some-somethin' :cool:

Hey, did you ever see an unhappy smurf?!? Smurfette has skillz! ;)

[bcdphie]

fetish smurf

Timmy Ho's Smurf

dead-beat dad smurf

[AlphaFrog]

DZO Smurfette

Androgeny Smurf

PotHead Smurf

Hooker Smurfette (compleate with stiletto heels)

[LeslieAGD]

Homeless Smurf with a witty sign

Alcoholic Welfare Smurf

Real World Cast Member Smurf

Easter Bunny Smurf

Pedophile Priest Smurf

[jonsagara]

Anna Nicole Smurf

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Elvis Smurf

South Park Smurf

Conjoined Twins Smurfs

Master of His Domain Smurf

High Class Call Girl Smurf

Street Walking Ho Smurf

Eminem Smurf

Super Star Smurf

Sexiest Smurf Alive (think a blue Ben Affleck or Brad Pitt)

Small Penis Smurf

Hung Like a Horse Smurf

Comedian Smurf

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by Cream
CRACK HEAD SMURF :p

You took mine cream. :mad:;)



Camel Toe Smurf

Politically Correct Smurf

Saved Sanctified and Filled with the Holy Ghost Smurf

Angry Black Smurf

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Pot Head Smurf

SH80 Smurf ;)

Televangelist Smurf

[sherbertlemons]

Originally posted by CC1GC
Osama Bin Smurf

*lmao*

Disco Smurf

Superhero Smurf

Stone Age Smurf

Teenybopper Smurf

Jedi Smurf

Depressed Poet Smurf

Starving Artist Smurf

[AlphaGamDiva]

diva smurfette......which i was for our halloween party 2 yrs ago.....:D my date was diva papa smurf....funny isht

click here to see! (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/c6e8b0f4/bc/Alpha+Gam+Girls/My+Lil+Kate+%26+me+as+Smurfette.jpg?bcwQbz.AWrADe9 18)

[CrimsonTide4]

Lip Syncing Smurf

Milli Vanilli Smurf

Crack is Wack Smurf

FUPA Smurf :p

Happy Birthday Smurf

[moe.ron]

Nudist Smurf
Voyeur Smurf
Angry Drunk Smurf
Mr. T Smurf

this is hard

Alf Loving Penis Missing Smurf

[aephi alum]

Dot-Commer Smurf

soon to be followed by: Unemployed Former Dot-Commer Smurf

:p

[mu_agd]

Dot-commer smurf's good friend:

Venture (or vulture) Capitalist smurf

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by mu_agd
Dot-commer smurf's good friend:

Venture (or vulture) Capitalist smurf

Dot-commer & Venture Capitalist savior:

Bankruptcy Lawyer Smurf

[LeslieAGD]

Amputee Smurf

Jahova's Witness Smurf

Klu Klux Klan Smurf

Feminist Smurfette

[White_Chocolate]

Section 8 Smurf
MaMa Smurf
Bubba Smurf
Ho Smurf
High Smurf
Bipolar Smurf
Jailhouse Smurf

[FeeFee]

Schizophrenic Smurf
Dyslexic Smurf
Smelly Smurf
Dr. Phil Smurf (you tell him your problems, he tells you to get up off ya azz and do something about it)
ADHD Smurf
Pathological Liar Smurf
Bobby and Whitney Smurfs (Crack is Wack!!!!)
Juvenile Delinquent Smurf

[AlphaFrog]

Gamma Chi Smurf


Sorry....someone HAD to say it!

[AGDPrincess70]

emo smurf

transvestite smurf

[bcdphie]

Trekkie Smurf

Don Cherry Smurf

[Peaches-n-Cream]

James Bond Smurf

Huge Ego Smurf

Morbidly Obese Smurf

OCD Smurf

Prozac Smurf

Viagra Smurf

Sumo Wrestler Smurf

G*String Diva Smurfette

Taxi Driver Smurf (You talking to me?)

Sopranos Smurf (Bada Bing)

Sex and the City Smurfette

Debutante Smurfette

Ballerina Smurfette

Masterbating Smurf

[XOMichelle]

Originally posted by CC1GC
Osama Bin Smurf
ha ha ha ha ha
I love it.

[texas*princess]

kinda off topic.. but wasn't there another girl smurf? She was a little kid with red pigtails.. I can't remember her name though.. sassy smurf? something like that :confused:

[GeekyPenguin]

OK my mom was asking what the deal with GC was and I started reading her this thread, and she is LHAO yet again. I think we might have another addition soon! :)

[Steeltrap]

Shaquille Smurf

C.C. Sabathia Smurf

Mo Vaughn Smurf

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by texas*princess
kinda off topic.. but wasn't there another girl smurf? She was a little kid with red pigtails.. I can't remember her name though.. sassy smurf? something like that :confused:

Sassette is a young smurf or smurfling.
http://www.smurf.com/infos/who/08sasset.gif

[AOII_LB93]

Starbucks Smurf

Psycho ex-GF Smurf

Stalker ex-BF Smurf

Pimp Daddy Smurf

Trailer Park Smurf

Openly Gay Smurf

ClubKid Smurf

edited to add: LeBron James Smurf - The only smurf outta high school who is getting too much money and driving a car he doesn't need.

[CatStarESP4]

Preppie Smurf

Crackwhore Smurf

Kenny McCormick Smurf (gets killed in almost all episodes)

Psychotic Bus Driver (or Ms. Crabtree) Smurf

Beavis and Butthead Smurfs

Pissed Drunk Smurf

Waify Smurf

Beauty Queen Smurf

Virtual Dancing Baby Smurf


:D http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/spin3.gif

[AXO Alum]

Anyone say....

Yo Momma Smurf

yet?

[AlphaFrog]

Daria Smurfette

[CrimsonTide4]

Bling Bling Smurf

Gold Tooth Smurf

Hustle Man Smurf

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Pimp Smurf

[bethany1982]

Kleptomaniac Smurf

Spider Man Smurf

Batman Smurf

Sleazy Smurf

Mohawk Smurf

Mohammad Smurf

Tiger Smurf

Sporty Smurf

Hypochondriac Smurf

Cross Dresser Smurf

Drag Queen Smurf

[LeslieAGD]

Epileptic Seizure Smurf

Cocktail Waitress Smurfette

Vampire Smurf

[steelepike]

Ok i didn't check but has there been

tourettes Smurf
Gigolo Smurf
um thats about it smurf

[AXO Alum]

Originally posted by steelepike

tourettes Smurf


What the %$#@ are you %^$#@*# about? You *^&% sick-%$# fool? If there was a &*&^%$# tourettes smurf then your *&% wouldn't need to *&*%^$# worry about the $%$#@#$% thing!

:D

[LeslieAGD]

Crouching Tiger Smurf

Private Eye Smurf

Cheating Husband Smurf

Underware Model Smurfette

[The1calledTKE]

John Hammell Smurf

[LeslieAGD]

McDonald's Drive Thru Employee Smurf

Southern Belle Smurfette

[The1calledTKE]

Squirrel smurf

[LeslieAGD]

Originally posted by zntke711
Squirrel smurf

Hey, that would have been one cool ass Smurfette ;) :D

[The1calledTKE]

Bill Clinton smurf

Monica L smurfette

[Hootie]

In honor of the Spice Girls:

Posh Smirf

Ginger Smirf

Baby Smirf

Sporty Smirf

Crazy Smirf

In honor of ME:

Jewelry Fiend Spice :p

[AlphaSigOU]

Austin Powers Smurf (Yeah, baby, yeah!)

R. Lee Ermey Smurf (the famous D.I from Full Metal Jacket: "Who said that? Who the smurf said that?!? Who's the little communist-sh*t-twinkletoed-c*cksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant!")

Goldfinger Smurf (the only Smurf that is gold, and loves only gold... and threatens to blow up Fort Knox until James Bond Smurf saves the day!)

Oddjob Smurf (razor sharp Smurf hat, grunts instead of talks!)

And don't forget Pussy Galore Smurfette! ;)

[The1calledTKE]

Cartman smurf!

[Peaches-n-Cream]

J. Lo Smurfette

[Hootie]

Hooters Girl Smurfette

[The1calledTKE]

Cream smurf

Mr Big smurf

circus freak smurf

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Hootie
Hooters Girl Smurfette

woo hoo! lol:p

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by zntke711
Cream smurf

Mr Big smurf

circus freak smurf

I'm a smurf!

Nomar Smurf

[The1calledTKE]

Red Sox fan smurf

[The1calledTKE]

owl smurf

corn husker smurf

[LeslieAGD]

Mr. Hockey Smurf

Team Mascot Smurf

[The1calledTKE]

Gargamel smurf

[LeslieAGD]

Kleptomaniac Smurf

Pyromaniac Smurf

Nyphomaniac Smurfette

[GeekyPenguin]

Indier-than-thou Smurf
Mallrat Smurf
Church Lady Smurf

[LeslieAGD]

GC Fanatic Smurf

[tinydancer]

My Baby Daddy Smurf

UPS Smurf

Cable Guy Smurf


(this is fun!!:) )

[aephi alum]

CEO Smurf

[AlphaGamDiva]

Originally posted by zntke711
Bill Clinton smurf

Monica L smurfette

boooo, tke.............<shakes head>

NO good! :p

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
boooo, tke.............<shakes head>

NO good! :p

Hey Monica B and Monica L are 2 different people so. pleaseeeee .lol :p ;)

[AlphaGamDiva]

dude, i'm jussayin....don't pollute smurfdom with clinton's diseases! g-eeeeeeeeew!


one female smurf in a lil land of male smurfs is scandal enough! ;)

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
dude, i'm jussayin....don't pollute smurfdom with clinton's diseases! g-eeeeeeeeew!


one female smurf in a lil land of male smurfs is scandal enough! ;)


True on the female smurf thing.... lol

Clinton smurf is still better than W smurf .lol :p ;)

[AlphaGamDiva]

<GASP>

never ever would clinton smurf be better than W SMURF!!!!! he would be the coolest smurf of all!!!!!!!!!!!!

couldn't you just see it....w smurf, chillin in the big white mushroom, adored by all......while clinton smurf chills in his pimpin 'shroom, with some smurf-hoes. LOL....eh, maybe clinton smurf would be "cooler"....lol.

naaaah

[GeekyPenguin]

Drunk Bush Twins Smurfettes

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Drunk Bush Twins Smurfettes

Larry Flint smurf is tring to publish pics of Barbra Bush twin smurf from Yale's famous nude partys.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by zntke711
Larry Flint smurf is tring to publish pics of Barbra Bush twin smurf from Yale's famous nude partys.

I thought that you meant the Former First Lady. Not something that I want to see. :eek:

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by Cream
I thought that you meant the Former First Lady. Not something that I want to see. :eek:

Naked old lady smurfette

[GeekyPenguin]

Kenneth Starr Smurf

[GeekyPenguin]

Judge Ito Smurf

[AlphaFrog]

JUDGE JUDY SMURFETTE!

[GeekyPenguin]

Suicide Bid Card Smurfette

My GLO is my life Smurfette

Frat Boy Smurf (complete with cargo pants and backwards hat)

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Toss My Salad Smurf

Ozzy Smurf

Dead Beat Dad Smurf

Narcoleptic Smurf

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by Cream
Toss My Salad Smurf


Cream, that is just wrong!

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Cream
Toss My Salad Smurf


learn new stuff about people everyday!! lol ;)

[AlphaGamDiva]

darth vader smurf

capt kirk smurf

GARY SINISE SMURF!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

[GeekyPenguin]

TOM EARP Smurf

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
TOM EARP Smurf

OMG!!! LOL!!! I just about fell out of my chair!!!

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by zntke711
learn new stuff about people everyday!! lol ;)

I am as innocent as Ivory. :)

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Cream
I am as innocent as Ivory. :)

Hmmm , ahhh... No Comment ... lmao j/k ;) :p

[AlphaGamDiva]

as innocent as ivory!!!! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAH!!!

now it ALL comes out!!!!!!!

:)

j/k, yo's ;)

[GeekyPenguin]

Ivory is about as innocent as this little guy: http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/devil/fork_off.gif

[GeekyPenguin]

Derby Smurf, for all the Sorority Girl Smurfettes to search for!

[Peaches-n-Cream]

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/angel3.gifhttp://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/angel2.gif

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

Manic Depressive Smurf

The Smurf That Isn't Really A Smurf Smurf

Fonizzle My Nizzle Smurfishzel Smurf

[Dionysus]

Sorority snatch a girl (dirty rushing) smurfette -cough-UM Delta************-cough-

Let's see how many sororities I can bids from smurfette

OMG I've been dropped in a casket at initiation smurfette

OMG I've been chased out of intiation w/ a syringe smurfette

OMG I had my fat circled smurfette

OMG I was forced to eat a flower during intiation smurfette

[LeslieAGD]

Hazing Smurf

Playboy Bunny Smurfette

Devil on Cream's Shoulder Smurf ;)

[AlphaGamDiva]

forced to eat a flower???? lol....WTF?!?!?

[LeslieAGD]

Has someone already said "The Vs Smurfettes"?

[GeekyPenguin]

I Burn Myself During Rituals Smurfette

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by LeslieAGD
Hazing Smurf

Playboy Bunny Smurfette

Devil on Cream's Shoulder Smurf ;)

Haha.

Derek Jeter Smurf :cool:

[Dionysus]

bump

funny, goofy thread

[Susan_Renee]

STD smurf
Telemarketer smurf
psychopath smurf

[CrimsonTide4]

Cheetus Smurf

Brittney "Oops I Did It Again" Spears Smurfette

Kevin "My Sperm is like Whoa" Federline Smurf

Ty Pennington Smurf

[MaMaBuddha]

Snoop Smurf

Condom Smurf

Dyke Smurf

Prissy Smurf

[RedRoseSAI]

I Wear Crimson Catsuits for Ritual Smurf