Missing PEnis Thread?

[James]

Anyone see my Penis?

It seems to be missing. I posted it on here earlier. I came back to check on it, but it seems to have been deleted.

I apologize if its like right in front of me, but for the life of me it seems missing in action which is disturbing.

I didn't think it would offend anyone given the tenor of this forum . . . in the face of the "Add Anal" to cars thread, "How to spice up the taste of a man's semen", as well as the wierd sexual habits admitted.

Anyone see it anywhere?

[CC1GC]

That was you and your hog that i saw yesterday morning..?
*grody*

[moe.ron]

he said penis. hahaha

[DZHBrown]

James, I thought you were above such silly postings! Maybe it was a temporary lapse of judgement.... ;)

[DeltAlum]

Don't understand why you would want it threaded.

[PM_Mama00]

Threaded, breaded, and baked to a crisp.


ps... this is the most exciting thing I've seen on the boards since Arya's question thread.... and before that I don't know. Let's stop bein so PC... this is funny shit.

[librasoul22]

I think I saw the thread as it was getting deleted. I clicked on the link for the thread and it gave me some weird message about how the thread didn't exist. I thought it was a wierd GC X Files or something. So what was the original thread about? I am down to talk about some penis.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Two penis threads in two days. Sadly both were deleted. :(

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by Cream
Two penis threads in two days. Sadly both were deleted. :(

Uhhh uhhh not that first one of that guy with the worm d**k. :eek:

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Cream
Two penis threads in two days. Sadly both were deleted. :(

It linked to porn that put spyware on your comp, of course it wouldn't stay up long.;)

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by zntke711
It linked to porn that put spyware on your comp, of course it wouldn't stay up long.;)

What's spyware? And how do I get rid of it? :confused:

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Cream
What's spyware? And how do I get rid of it? :confused:

It let companies and people know what u look at so they know what advertisments and such to aim at u. Download ad-aware, it is good about taking spy ware crap off.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I have a Mac iBook. Do you have this ad-aware for macs? Where can I get this?

Sorry to hijack your penis thread, James. ;)

[smiley21]

why did james' thread get deleted though? it didnt link to porn. :confused:

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by smiley21
why did james' thread get deleted though? it didnt link to porn. :confused:

Didn't even realize he had his own thread.

[smiley21]

yeah. it was a little off color, but it was about penis sizes:rolleyes: pretty harmless though

[AlphaSigOU]

Originally posted by Cream
I have a Mac iBook. Do you have this ad-aware for macs? Where can I get this?

Try www.lavasoft.de -- they're the company that makes Ad-aware. Unfortunately, it's not available for Macs. There are others out there that have Mac-compatible software, I don't recall which ones, though.

[librasoul22]

Okay, back on topic. James wanted to know what is ideal penis size.

[KillarneyRose]

Is THIS thread about a penis thread that is missing or is it about a missing penis? Either way, I didn't take it

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
Is THIS thread about a penis thread that is missing or is it about a missing penis? Either way, I didn't take it

You know that you took that missing penis. :p Just kidding, obviously. ;)

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by Cream
You know that you took that missing penis. :p Just kidding, obviously. ;)

Well, you know, Cream, I can't pass up a dare! :D

[AGDPrincess70]

Okay! I admit it!! I have James' penis!!!

And you're not getting it back either...:eek: :p :o :eek:

[DeltAlum]

James,

What have you done?

[chideltjen]

you guys this is serious stuff... james' penis is missing and he is asking us to find it. ;) :D

[KillarneyRose]

James, for goodness sakes! Will you keep better tabs on that thing???

[amycat412]

Detatchable Penis, by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

[damasa]

thread rated 2 out of 10. Detachable penis is not a good thing, makes you wonder.....

[PrincessHeather]

wow I think I am sheltered! :eek:

James, we gotta call a missing persons report on your friend, buddy!

Attention all GCers....

[XOMichelle]

Originally posted by amycat412
Detatchable Penis, by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

I was about to post this Amycat... this song is halarious.

[James]

No No No, we had an entire discussion on penis size before in chit chat and the upshot was that you girls decided that GIRTH was more important than length. As long as some minimum length was meant.

I posted asking where the hell people start "officially" measuring the penis from (on the body) because according to scientists the national average is 5 inches with 4.5-5.5 inches enclosing 75 percent of the population, but everyone and their uncle claims to be 8 plus.

The thread was motivated by a GC'er who told me that anything under 7 inches was too small to date lol.

Lets leave aside those that claim to have monsters at like 12 plus. Which is not a penis, that shits a club!:eek:

It would be like facing a girl that could engulf a gallon milk carton.

Originally posted by librasoul22
Okay, back on topic. James wanted to know what is ideal penis size.

[sororitygirl2]

OH my gosh... Detachable Penis used to be my favorite song back in, like, middle school. I guess I was a bit of an odd child...

Anyway, James, I am mourning the loss of your penis. It was definitely one-of-a-kind... no others will ever measure up.

[James]

Sorry. I was just corrected. The lady in question never said that she would not DATE someone under 7 inches . . .


She said would never MARRY someone under 7 inches. Sorry for the misunderstanding lol. . . .

I guess that IS an important difference :D

Although doesn't that rule out 90+ percent of the men out there lol?

[trisigmaAtl]

:eek: :D

I have been posting on GC for a while now, but have never really looked at the chit chat threads until recently....boy I have been missing alot!!! I'm defintely going to check these out more often. I don't want to be missing out on all the detachable penis fun;)

[tinydancer]

Jeez, James - can't you keep track of anything???

:p

[Jadey28]

I agree, girth is more important than length, just as long as we are talking atleast 5 inches or so. ;) Silly James, only you could misplace your penis :p

[damasa]

James, why bring this topic back to light? Were you informed by some gal that you were victim of the little peepee syndrome?


Who cares....move on.....exit stage at left...

[DG515]

Originally posted by James


It would be like facing a girl that could engulf a gallon milk carton.

::shudders at the mental image:: ewwwwwwwwwwww:cool: :eek: :D :p

[librasoul22]

OkAy ThAtS EnOuGh.

JAMES WE have YOUR peNIS. If YoU WanT IT Back, YOu wiLL FoLlOw OUR INstruCTIOns CAREfully.

NO POLICE.

MoRE INFo TO COmE LATer.

[CC1GC]

Originally posted by damasa
James, why bring this topic back to light? Were you informed by some gal that you were victim of the little peepee syndrome?


Who cares....move on.....exit stage at left...

yeah, and maybe aim the thread to something more constructive...such as, costs of penis extenstions, or widdenings for your gal.
And Remember to give either the before or after for dimensions - less confusion.

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by librasoul22
OkAy ThAtS EnOuGh.

JAMES WE have YOUR peNIS. If YoU WanT IT Back, YOu wiLL FoLlOw OUR INstruCTIOns CAREfully.

NO POLICE.

MoRE INFo TO COmE LATer.

You best recongnized we have your Penis. NO COPS!!!!
http://members.aol.com/path2005/private/Icy_Hot_Stuntaz.jpg

[justamom]

Librasoul! Arya! TOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by librasoul22
OkAy ThAtS EnOuGh.

JAMES WE have YOUR peNIS. If YoU WanT IT Back, YOu wiLL FoLlOw OUR INstruCTIOns CAREfully.

NO POLICE.

MoRE INFo TO COmE LATer.
__________________________________________________ __
ARE YOU SURE????
I actually thought I saw it yesterday, but couldn't get a positive ID.

Any distinguishing marks?!?
Where was it last seen?

[damasa]

Dude, i know you didn't bust out with the Icy Hot Stuntaz, that's some old school somethingawful.com stuff right there.

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by James
Sorry. I was just corrected. The lady in question never said that she would not DATE someone under 7 inches . . .


She said would never MARRY someone under 7 inches. Sorry for the misunderstanding lol. . . .

I guess that IS an important difference :D

Although doesn't that rule out 90+ percent of the men out there lol?


But what about the Asian mens? I mean....you know...LMAO

:D :p :eek:

They gots to get luvin too.....

[Peaches-n-Cream]

OMG this thread is freaking hilarious!

I got your penis right here. :p

[librasoul22]

Hmm...someone has brought to my attention this scavenger hunt for James penis.

It has also been brought to my attention that scavenger hunts are considered HAZING.

Thos people who continue to be voluntarily hazed by James' penis will be punished harshly and without reprieve.

That is all, thank you.

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by KDatUTC
But what about the Asian mens? I mean....you know...LMAO

:D :p :eek:

They gots to get luvin too.....

the Great Arya get lots of lovin. And what about Asian men? Great Arya is offended that he gets penis enlargement spam mail. The Great Arya needs penis reduction cause it's just that damn big.

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by librasoul22

Thos people who continue to be voluntarily hazed by James' penis will be punished harshly and without reprieve.

That is all, thank you.

Definitely a startling mental image! :D

[33girl]

There hasn't been this much discussion about a penis since "The Crying Game" came out. :p

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by 33girl
There hasn't been this much discussion about a penis since "The Crying Game" came out. :p

LMAO. :D :p :) :cool:

[PrincessHeather]

This is great! :D Maybe I'm the only one who noticed but I love the "straight Ballin" comment at the bottom of this picture!! I thought it tied in nicely with James' missing pee pee



Originally posted by Arya
You best recongnized we have your Penis. NO COPS!!!!
http://members.aol.com/path2005/private/Icy_Hot_Stuntaz.jpg

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I saw a penis walking up Fifth Avenue today. I'm not sure if it is James' penis. ;) :p

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by Cream
I saw a penis walking up Fifth Avenue today. I'm not sure if it is James' penis. ;) :p
Probably not, Cream. There are a lot of other Dicks in Manhattan, too. Adds to the excitement and charm of one of the world's great cities.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Probably not, Cream. There are a lot of other Dicks in Manhattan, too. Adds to the excitement and charm of one of the world's great cities.

Dicks & the City! A new show on HBO. lol! :p

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Cream
Dicks & the City! A new show on HBO. lol! :p


Would the be a Mr. Big? lol

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by zntke711
Would the be a Mr. Big? lol

Are you volunteering to be Mr. Big? ;)

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by Arya
You best recongnized we have your Penis. NO COPS!!!!
http://members.aol.com/path2005/private/Icy_Hot_Stuntaz.jpg

Those boys look like the ones I went to middle school with who now work the the local Burger King. But I aint HATIN!

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Cream
Are you volunteering to be Mr. Big? ;)

Hahaha, if the women in Dicks in the City are anything like the gals in sex in the city I doubt my gf would let me voulenteer. lol

[bethany1982]

Has anyone actually seen this penis? Are we sure it exists?

[damasa]

Originally posted by bethany1982
Has anyone actually seen this penis? Are we sure it exists?

bethany1982 wins the thread...


that is all....

[AlphaGamDiva]

oh....oops....james.....i think i may have it........:p

sorry dawg, didn't mean to jack it from yas......actually i didn't even take it.....someone else gave it to me....but i ain't squealin!!!!!! :D

it's like "hot potato".....LOL

[FiReKraCkEr]

Maybe your penis got banned along with some other d*cks I know....:rolleyes: :p

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by KDatUTC
Maybe your penis got banned along with some other d*cks I know....:rolleyes: :p

funny stuff!

[SAEalumnus]

It seems the "missing" thread is more popular than the original was.

[justamom]

It's not missing, it's on vacation. It's just hanging out and relaxing and taking advantage of a little down time.
http://66.227.101.70/contrib/xerx/smileydavid.gif

[bethany1982]

Does this penis have any distinguishing characteristics? How would we know if we found it? Does it have a name? Does it come when called? Has it been lost before, and if so, where was it found? Does it have any favorite hiding places? I don’t want to seem untouched by this problem, but why should we be concerned about one lost penis. After all, I have never noticed a penis shortage.

[moe.ron]

This sounds like a job for:

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/SCD/pcSCD.gif

Scooby Doo

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by justamom
It's not missing, it's on vacation. It's just hanging out and relaxing and taking advantage of a little down time.
http://66.227.101.70/contrib/xerx/smileydavid.gif

LOLOLOL.

A penis shortage? Well if the reported average is 5 inches, yes, I would definitely call that SHORTAGE.

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by KDatUTC
Maybe your penis got banned along with some other d*cks I know....:rolleyes: :p

This is why I love Ivory! lol She's this sweet, demure li'l southern gal then every once in awhile she lets loose with a whopper like this and I'm like, "where did THAT come from???" :D

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by librasoul22
LOLOLOL.

A penis shortage? Well if the reported average is 5 inches, yes, I would definitely call that SHORTAGE.

size does not matter. it's how u use it, so i've been told.

[GMUBunny]

size does not matter. it's how u use it, so i've been told.

Arya, I'm one of the few people who will agree with that statment. Of course I'm sure some others would completely disagree. Guess I've just gotten lucky, that's all :p

***BTW, I think I saw the missing penis prancing around Dupont Circle yesterday. You might wanna go get him. He's too little to be out on his own in a place like that.***

[Peaches-n-Cream]

That is one well-travelled penis. :)

[librasoul22]

Pretty soon the penis will fake its own death then begin popping up at Burger Kings and Wal Marts all over the country.

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
This is why I love Ivory! lol She's this sweet, demure li'l southern gal then every once in awhile she lets loose with a whopper like this and I'm like, "where did THAT come from???" :D


LOL, well us Southern gals gotta have fun too :)

Um, "demure"...OMG that's a first!!

Thanks Tracy, I loves ya too!

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by Cream
That is one well-travelled penis. :)

Is that a good thang? Cause I've heard the more you travel the more you are prone to disease....I dunno, just making sure. :D :eek: :p



*James, dude, you know I am joking wit ya and having some fun!! I honestly know nothing of your penis, and I hope you do find it (you know for your own good)*

Must add that this is my 911th post, and its the isht, casue 911 is my fave #!!

[pinkyphimu]

james honey, did you find your penis? there was a blurb on msnbc, but i missed it!

[justamom]

I THINK James isin mourning...http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/crying.gif

[DeltAlum]

UPDATE!!!

I talked with James this afternoon on IM, and his little friend is still missing.

[alphachiohmy]

Should we put out an Amber Alert????????

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by alphachiohmy
Should we put out an Amber Alert????????
What a great thought!

I can see it on all the TV stations, hear it on the radio, see the electronic signs over the freeways...

[LeslieAGD]

Originally posted by Cream
I got your penis right here. :p
Scandalous! :o

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by alphachiohmy
Should we put out an Amber Alert????????

Do you think its being molested?

[Hootie]

We just got our new Amber Alert boards here in Omaha...they work well. But I believe I may have found the missing penis! If it is the realy McCoy it's replicated itself at Dr. Johns....and boy is it expensive!!!! How will we ever be able to tell which one is the TRUE penis?:confused: :p

[alphaiota]

wow, this is so my type of thread. were you starting to wonder if i was going to post james?
well let's see where to begin. we've talked about this before. i've had a variety of sizes myself. the largest being 11 plus inches. yes, ladies, ouch is the correct term for it.
however, right now i'm dating a guy who is only about 5-6 inches. he has good girth though. quite frankly i prefer a little larger, but he can work it pretty well. (as long as he can go long enough)
scientifically speaking though, women only have sensation in the first three inches of their vaginal opening. which means length doesn't really matter by scienctific terms.
okay, i'm done.

shelley j
sigma k

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by alphaiota
wow, this is so my type of thread. were you starting to wonder if i was going to post james?
well let's see where to begin. we've talked about this before. i've had a variety of sizes myself. the largest being 11 plus inches. yes, ladies, ouch is the correct term for it.
however, right now i'm dating a guy who is only about 5-6 inches. he has good girth though. quite frankly i prefer a little larger, but he can work it pretty well. (as long as he can go long enough)
scientifically speaking though, women only have sensation in the first three inches of their vaginal opening. which means length doesn't really matter by scienctific terms.
okay, i'm done.

shelley j
sigma k

Um WHOA.....WAY TMI :eek:

I don't think that this is what the thread was about...but HEY don't hold back, ok? :D

[Hootie]

Originally posted by alphaiota
wow, this is so my type of thread. were you starting to wonder if i was going to post james?
well let's see where to begin. we've talked about this before. i've had a variety of sizes myself. the largest being 11 plus inches. yes, ladies, ouch is the correct term for it.
however, right now i'm dating a guy who is only about 5-6 inches. he has good girth though. quite frankly i prefer a little larger, but he can work it pretty well. (as long as he can go long enough)
scientifically speaking though, women only have sensation in the first three inches of their vaginal opening. which means length doesn't really matter by scienctific terms.
okay, i'm done.

shelley j
sigma k

So are you saying that it's hiding out in a cave somewhere?

[justamom]

Hootie-So are you saying that it's hiding out in a cave somewhere? http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/laugh1.gif

This is funny on soooooo many levels!

Has James fallen victim to a SPS? (A Serial Penis Snatch-
er) http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/sad/nervous.gif

[Tom Earp]

James, I would say I think you stepped on your wennie, but I think we all know that would be impossible!

He whom Brags is WELL-----:confused: Not hung with a big slong!

I am proud of my teenie weenie! Only use it anymore to releive my anxiety and grape juice!:D

[GeekyPenguin]

I hope the penis doesn't catch SARS...

[LeslieAGD]

Originally posted by KDatUTC
Um WHOA.....WAY TMI :eek:

I don't think that this is what the thread was about...but HEY don't hold back, ok? :D
That's what I was thinkin'! :o

It's 4:45, do you know where your penis is? :p

[FiReKraCkEr]

James, I have another thought...

Since you are missing your penis and all....

How about we ask certain ladies of GC to give one of thier vibrating ones to give to you until you find yours. I don't have one...but I know for a fact that some do. LOLOLOLOL

try the Easily Offended Thread...


PSA I was so jk guys!

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by KDatUTC
James, I have another thought...

Since you are missing your penis and all....

How about we ask certain ladies of GC to give one of thier vibrating ones to give to you until you find yours. I don't have one...but I know for a fact that some do. LOLOLOLOL

try the Easily Offended Thread...





SO FUNNY!!! :D LOL

[LeslieAGD]

Originally posted by KDatUTC
How about we ask certain ladies of GC to give one of thier vibrating ones to give to you until you find yours. I don't have one...but I know for a fact that some do. LOLOLOLOL

Suuuuuuuuuure you don't...hehe ;) :p

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by LeslieAGD
Suuuuuuuuuure you don't...hehe ;) :p

No, I am serious. I am a pure as they get. My name is Ivory aint it!!! And if I DID have one, you gotta problem with that?? HUH??!! lol

[AlphaGamDiva]

LOL..........funnay!!!!! :D

um, i say, james.....just don't worry about it. wasn't like you were gettin THAT much use out of it anyway, right? ;)

[AGDPrincess70]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
My dog just came trotting downstairs with this small worm-like thing in his mouth - who sent this to Wisconsin? C'mon guys!

ewww...bad mental picture

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
LOL..........funnay!!!!! :D

um, i say, james.....just don't worry about it. wasn't like you were gettin THAT much use out of it anyway, right? ;)

Oh snap! Didn't you read his thread about his night with the pierced stripper! James is a PIMP! :p

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by Cream
Oh snap! Didn't you read his thread about his night with the pierced stripper! James is a PIMP! :p

:confused: @ James = http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/person/orangehat.gif

[AlphaFrog]

Does is strike anyone as very wrong that we have a thread about a penis near 100 posts...and not just any penis...a MISSING penis?? Just asking...

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
Does is strike anyone as very wrong that we have a thread about a penis near 100 posts...and not just any penis...a MISSING penis?? Just asking...

I don't think we would need to be talking about it were it still attached!

[AlphaGamDiva]

uh, yeah...and when was the last time james actually posted on here? did i just overlook him posting????

yeah, i guess james can be a pimp....but it's all comin from his mouth! anyone have personal experience with the pimpness that is james?

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
uh, yeah...and when was the last time james actually posted on here? did i just overlook him posting????

yeah, i guess james can be a pimp....but it's all comin from his mouth! anyone have personal experience with the pimpness that is james?

Where is AXJules when we need her?

[LeslieAGD]

Originally posted by KDatUTC
And if I DID have one, you gotta problem with that?? HUH??!! lol

Nope! :p

[alphachiohmy]

Have no fear if you do not find what you are looking for. There may be hope, yet ...

from discovery.com ...

Tissue Engineers Grow Penis — With Feeling

AFP

April 30, 2003 — Doctors who have grown penile tissue in animals to demonstrate the possibility of organ replacement have now gone one better — they have added nerve cells.

The team, led by Anthony Atala at Boston Children's Hospital, made the breakthrough achievement in September last year, when they replaced missing chunks of penis in live rabbits with tissues grown in the lab, the British magazine New Scientist reported Wednesday on its website (newscientist.com).






The replacement tissue comprised only muscle cells and endothelial cells — cells which make up the inside of blood vessels.

This time, they have regrown penile nerve cells, using millimetre-wide channels of collagen as a supporting structure, rather like insulation around electrical wires.

The experiment, conducted on live rats, showed that collagen-supported nerve cells grew just as well as nerves that were grafted onto the severed penile stumps of the luckless rodents.

"The nerve cells are very important — they are responsible for all the sensory function," Atala was quoted by New Scientist as saying.

"In order to do complete penile replacements we need to make sure all of the parts are there, including the nerves."

The work has a long way to go before there is a human benefit.

Eventually, though, it may help create replacement tissue for men who have lost parts of the penis following prostate cancer surgery or an accident, or to enhance the genitals of children born with abnormalities.

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[KillarneyRose]

I think maybe James' penis is becoming the new millennium's version of Elvis. All these unsubstantiated sightings going on.

Has James' penis left the building?

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Why did this thread even get started?

Because James is missing his penis.

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by KDatUTC
Because James is missing his penis.

Did a friend Lorena come visit for a while?

[justamom]

KillarneyRose-I think maybe James' penis is becoming the new millennium's version of Elvis. All these unsubstantiated sightings going on. LOL!
Or "Where's Waldo".

Could it be possible that WE have offended James???

If this is true, I'm really sorry you are missing your penis, and we all find it so facinating!;)

[bethany1982]

Perhaps this penis is having more fun on its own. Maybe it does not want to be found.

[moe.ron]

I've found Jame's Penis.

http://pic7.picturetrail.com/VOL208/994822/2196427/26507980.jpg

[justamom]

Well dog-gone-it, I just HAD to look...I don't know why!http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/sad/nixweiss.gif

Pretty funny!

[moe.ron]

JAM, doesn't W look so sexy in that pic?

[Hootie]

OH MY LORD! That is the funniest picture! Who IS that? I bet his penis went missing and he stole James's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by Arya
JAM, doesn't W look so sexy in that pic?
That picture is SCARY! (Is that one of the missing Weapons of Mass Destruction in "it's" hand?)

[aurora_borealis]

Am I on drugs, or is that a woman's body with George Bush's face on it? I think it is beyond time for my nap!!!

I wonder if James has put up any pictures of it on street corners or if any alerts have been put out for it. What color alert would we use for a missing member? Magenta perhaps???

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by aurora_borealis
Am I on drugs, or is that a woman's body with George Bush's face on it? I think it is beyond time for my nap!!!
I'm not sure, but I think it's Britney Bush.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
I'm not sure, but I think it's Britney Bush.

I had to read that twice becaue the first time I read this post, it was dirty. :eek:

Just put a picture of the missing penis on a milk carton. :p

[Hootie]

Originally posted by Cream
I had to read that twice becaue the first time I read this post, it was dirty. :eek:

Just put a picture of the missing penis on a milk carton. :p

LOL....imagine all the little kids scared to death by looking at that!

[docetboy]

maybe not a milk carton, but Jones Soda!!!

[tinydancer]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now THAT'S funny!

[justamom]

"It's BAAAACK!"
Yes folks, it's back, the missing penis thread! Not yet rated!

Arya, didn't anyone ever tell you to let sleeping dogs lie? BTW-"W" has never looked better...

If you look at this James, you gotta know these guys luv ya or else they wouldn't even bother!

[moe.ron]

But JAM, this thread will never die. I hope to make it the first 25 pagers. ;)

[AOX81]

If we all sing together maybe the missing penis will come back! :)

"The Penis Song" from the movie "The Sweetest Thing"
(To the tune "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred)

(Chorus)
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Starring your penis"

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

[moe.ron]

thank you, i spit coffee all over my monitor. LOL

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by docetboy
maybe not a milk carton, but Jones Soda!!!

What is Jones Soda? :confused: I saw some at Panera today but was afraid to try it.

[LeslieAGD]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

***

Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

[Hootie]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
What is Jones Soda? :confused: I saw some at Panera today but was afraid to try it.

My brothers used to drink that stuff ALL the time. I tried the cherry stuff once. It's just soda with flavoring (to my knowledge).

[LuaBlanca]

Originally posted by AOX81
If we all sing together maybe the missing penis will come back! :)

"The Penis Song" from the movie "The Sweetest Thing"
(To the tune "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred)

(Chorus)
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Starring your penis"

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

so I lurked about and read this thread since it started...but I can't lurk anymore because that "song" is just TOO funny!

Gets my vote for the top 10 threads on GC-Chit Chat!

[GMUBunny]

OMG I love that song!!! Too bad I can never find a copy of the movie with that in it... they're all edited :(

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by GMUBunny
OMG I love that song!!! Too bad I can never find a copy of the movie with that in it... they're all edited :(


i have the unrated version and it's in that...

[mmcat]

this is too funny. lmao

[AOX81]

Has the penis been recovered??

[LuaBlanca]

Originally posted by AOX81
Has the penis been recovered??

probably. he's been online a lot more lately.

[PhiPsiRuss]

The title of this thread... causes... me... pain!:eek:

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by russellwarshay
The title of this thread... causes... me... pain!:eek:
Aw, TP, did you really have to resurrect this?

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24
the link was PM'd to me i couldnt resist!
It was probably James who PM'd you. Maybe I shoud move this thread to Entertainment.

[James]

Thats just low to think that I would seek self-agrandizement for my traveling organ. I'm hurt.

Originally posted by DeltAlum
It was probably James who PM'd you. Maybe I shoud move this thread to Entertainment.

[DeltAlum]

<----Lower than whale feces.

[mmcat]

the aforementioned penis was last seen heading for the border and a little bit of tequila.

[Hootie]

Originally posted by mmcat
the aforementioned penis was last seen heading for the border and a little bit of tequila.

I hope you meant it was heading for the boarder with a little bit of tequila...then again, a penis drinking tequila sounds very scary - and painful :eek:

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by James
Thats just low to think that I would seek self-agrandizement for my traveling organ. I'm hurt.
I know you've heard this before in a place which shall remain unmentioned, but:

Have you checked both of your hands?

(Well, they thought it was funny in the other place)

[bethany1982]

This has been going on long enough.... whoever has this penis needs to spit it out!

[mmcat]

a friend of mine had his penis cut today to remove a growth. how scary is that? you can just imagine all sorts of stuff.
or maybe i'm just a bit that way.

[tinydancer]

Originally posted by bethany1982
This has been going on long enough.... whoever has this penis needs to spit it out!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks, Bethany, now I am mopping up the limeade I spit all over the place.
Just limeade - not the other item you mentioned.:p

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by bethany1982
This has been going on long enough.... whoever has this penis needs to spit it out!
That must have made somebody gag.

[justamom]

Originally posted by mmcat
a friend of mine had his penis cut today to remove a growth. how scary is that? you can just imagine all sorts of stuff.
or maybe i'm just a bit that way.

I think you're "just that way"!:p

Delt Alum-I know you've heard this before in a place which shall remain unmentioned, but:

Have you checked both of your hands?


Isn't it always the LAST place you look? HEY, maybe it's at Tom's house!

(J/J Tom!)

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Come back, missing penis, come back!

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by justamom
HEY, maybe it's at Tom's house!

(J/J Tom!)
Or maybe it's at his cigar store -- but I don't even want to think about that!

[AlphaGam1019]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Or maybe it's at his cigar store -- but I don't even want to think about that!

don't they clip cigars? ;)

http://www.noblecollection.com/images/catalog/NS9220.jpg

[mmcat]

eek...
don't let it get lost in one of those massive snowdrifts. it could be a bit blue.

[PM_Mama00]

OMG that was wrong on so many levels...

but funny as hell!

[WCUgirl]

Found it! (The thread, not the penis).

This was quite entertaining.

So, James, how have you survived for a whole year w/o your penis? Is there such a thing as a missing penis survivors' group? Perhaps there should be....

[decadence]

I just websearched, this sort of problem is more common than I thought! :(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1274235.stm
"...While the sect members were on a house-to-house preaching mission, someone raised an alarm that his penis had disappeared..."
Could it have been... James?

I think the good news, is that since most men check it's still there at least every six minutes, the chances of an epidemic of missing penises (penii?) are thankfully slim.

[swissmiss04]

Penii?? CTFU!!!!

[WCUgirl]

Originally posted by decadence
I just websearched, this sort of problem is more common than I thought! :(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1274235.stm
"...While the sect members were on a house-to-house preaching mission, someone raised an alarm that his penis had disappeared..."
Could it have been... James?

I think the good news, is that since most men check it's still there at least every six minutes, the chances of an epidemic of missing penises (penii?) are thankfully slim. I've always wondered about that...is the plural of the word penis then "peni" or "penises" or does it just stay as penis? How does that work?

[decadence]

Originally posted by AXiD670:
I've always wondered about that...is the plural of the word penis then "peni" or "penises" or does it just stay as penis? How does that work?Looked it up on the Oxford English Dictionary online just now. It's definitely 'penises' for the plural. Peni is an erroneous spelling used, so penises is correct.
Usage: "One of our penises is missing!" or "Sound the alarm, someone has stolen our penises!".

It also referenced this odd quote: 1929 D. H. LAWRENCE Paintings, 'What do you paint with, Maitre? With my penis, and be damned!'.

Perhaps in searching for James' organ we should search the art world? :cool:

[GMUBunny]

I don't know what disturbs me more... that James' penis is still missing, or that we're still talking about it :confused:

[PhiPsiRuss]

http://www.buffalocomedysportz.com/images/Sausage%20Links.jpg

...in my grocer's freezer. :eek:

[The Grapist]

IT WAS ME who found James' penis! Remember, I had a sex change last summer. A few months ago, I decided I that I wanted to be a guy again. Well, I found his penis and now it's mine!

Hold on, let me find that thread...

[mmcat]

you did not...
i rescued from a pile of chorizo sausage in a lower valley bakery.
they said it was lost and they were going to integrate it.
ish....
not burritos for this boy.

[James]

Classic . ..

[tinydancer]

Originally posted by GMUBunny
I don't know what disturbs me more... that James' penis is still missing, or that we're still talking about it :confused:
BWAHAHAHA! Yeah, it's still funny!

[mmcat]

you know what...i heard it was last seen in juarez mexico fighting the worm in the ole tequila bottle.
it's a tough penis....so they say.

[valkyrie]

IS ALL THE BUMPING NECESSARY? THIS IS AS INTERESTING AS STUPID ASS MOVIE PRODUCERS WHO ARE PUTTING OUT SHIT LIKE THE DUKES OF HAZZARD BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING NEW KTHXBI.

[AlphaFrog]

Here it is...as requested.

[DeltAlum]

Moving to News Forum so it will be close to the "microwaved penis" thread.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Moving to News Forum so it will be close to the "microwaved penis" thread.

hilarious.

[CutiePie2000]

I decided to bump this, for the newbies.

[DeltAlum]

I decided to bump this, for the newbies.
To say nothing of James. I'm not sure he ever found it.

[lillady85]

It may have been spotted:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071220/REVIEWS/712200306/1023

Read the "Note" at the bottom.

[James]

Damn, I bet its is getting SAG wages (plenty of dicks acting in Hollywood) and didn't tell me . . or share.

I wonder, if it makes enough money will it effect my taxes? Be just like a Dick to keep important secrets, stiff you and leave you with the bill . . .

But maybe a cameo doesn't pay too much . . .

:p

It may have been spotted:

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071220/REVIEWS/712200306/1023

Read the "Note" at the bottom.

[DeltAlum]

Nice to see that someone found the thread.

Not so sure about the subject.

James?

[James]

Nice to see that someone found the thread.

Not so sure about the subject.

James?

She means this note from Ebert's review of the movie, Walking Hard.

Note: I must mention one peculiar element in the film. As Reilly is having a telephone conversation, a male penis is framed in the upper right corner of the screen. No explanation about why, or who it belongs to or what happens to it. Just a penis. I think this just about establishes a standard for gratuitous nudity. Speculate as I will, I cannot imagine why it's in the film. Did the cinematographer look through his viewfinder and say, "Jake, the upper right corner could use a penis"?

[DeltAlum]

She means this note from Ebert's review of the movie, Walking Hard.
Sorry, the subject I was talking about is the original for the thead -- the loss of private parts.

[AGDee]

Gives new meaning to the phrase... "He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached"

[Benzgirl]

Gives new meaning to the phrase... "He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached"


Ohhhhhhhhhh, don't even go there :rolleyes:

[pirate00]

Dude, it's right where you left it, between your ritual book and your bong

[James]

No no no. Penni are never left out next to things you put your mouth on like that . .. just a bad idea. ;)

Dude, it's right where you left it, between your ritual book and your bong

[pirate00]

maybe it's in rehab 'cause it overdosed on Extenze!!

[kathykd2005]

"Try to tell me go to rehab and I said no no no."--James's Penis
I don't think that's it.

[ThetaPrincess24]

I hope your penis finds its way back soon. I'm sure your "boys" are getting lonely. :)