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Ideal08
11-12-2002, 07:01 PM
HC welcome back, folks?

Steeltrap
11-12-2002, 07:06 PM
HC this thread has taken on more than a life of its own?

HC I had to spend $35 to get my shoes cleaned?:mad:

HC I want these shoes cleaned because they're mint green ?

HC I went to my first band battle and stepshow last Friday?

HC I am usually terrified beyond belief of marching bands?:eek: :confused:

HC I got scared of marching bands when I was a little kid and heard those booming bass drums coming from the high school across the street from my house?

HC my scaredy-cat nature kept me from playing either the flute or French horn?

Dedicated1
11-12-2002, 10:56 PM
HC It has to be Good Hair or Bad Hair?

HC I just can't be pretty and not the girl who is pretty to be
Dark Skinned?

HC I have to stay up all night studying the day before the exam
when I have a syllabus to tell me in advance what the test
will cover and when it will be?

HC People get turned down at one rush and attend someone
else's rush the next year and go over? :eek:

HC I know that I'm full but I'll keep on eating then complain later
that my stomach hurts? :confused:

HC I'll be at the club shaking my head to the music and when an
unattractive guy comes along to dance, I suddenly don't
like the song?

Ideal08
11-13-2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Dedicated1
HC It has to be Good Hair or Bad Hair?

HC I just can't be pretty and not the girl who is pretty to be
Dark Skinned?

HC I have to stay up all night studying the day before the exam
when I have a syllabus to tell me in advance what the test
will cover and when it will be?

HC People get turned down at one rush and attend someone
else's rush the next year and go over? :eek:

HC I know that I'm full but I'll keep on eating then complain later
that my stomach hurts? :confused:

HC I'll be at the club shaking my head to the music and when an
unattractive guy comes along to dance, I suddenly don't
like the song?

HC this is the best set of HC's I have read in a long time?
HC they are nice and random?
HC I love random?

futurestar1
11-13-2002, 09:25 AM
HC I've never posted on a HC thread?

HC it always rains when I need to go to Walmart?

HC I have no more HCs and need to end this post?

I guess this is the reason I didn't post any before. I'll come back with more. :confused:

CrimsonTide4
11-13-2002, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by futurestar1

HC it always rains when I need to go to Walmart?


HC oh my GOD, I said sorta the same thnig?
HC it is always POURING when I go to Super WalMart?
HC I went yesterday and spent $100 on 76 items? :D

nikki1920
11-13-2002, 10:15 AM
HC Walmart is EVIL!!!
HC I went in there for a wallet, and left with $200 worth of stuff? :eek: :confused:
HC I am on punishment and can only go to WalMart when I dont have any $$$?

HC I LOOOOOOOOOOVE walmart!! :D

Kisha
11-13-2002, 10:52 AM
HC I'm not a fan of WalMart?
HC I know MOST of my GC family is cringing right now because I’m not a WalMart shopper?
HC I don’t shop there because I don’t have patience?
HC I can’t stand long lines?
HC I admit sometimes I have no choice but to go to WalMart?
HC?

Dedicated1
11-13-2002, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by futurestar1
HC I've never posted on a HC thread?

HC it always rains when I need to go to Walmart?

HC I have no more HCs and need to end this post?

I guess this is the reason I didn't post any before. I'll come back with more. :confused:

HC It always rains when I have on suede boots?

HC I come I will travel with plastic bags in my car to protect my shoes so I won't have to walk barefoot to class from the parking lot again?:eek: I live off campus.

FeeFee
11-13-2002, 01:20 PM
HC only 1 month until the end of the semester?
HC I can't wait???
HC I've never been to a WalMart before?
HC I feel like I'm missing out on something great?
HC the HC thread has indeed taken a life of it's own?:eek: :p
HC C ya later???

nikki1920
11-13-2002, 05:24 PM
HC I'm mad FeeFee aint never (I said it!) been to WalMart?
HC that's unAmerican? :lol:
HC go only when you have no money.

HC I'm ret to go!!?

Sexy Mocha
11-13-2002, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by FeeFee
HC the HC thread has indeed taken a life of it's own?:eek: :p


HC "the thread has taken a life "???? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/suru.gif(RIP)
HC I couldn't resist? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tongue3.gif

FeeFee
11-13-2002, 05:44 PM
HC nikki1920 and Sexy Mocha are picking on me? :(
HC (In my Lil' Darryl voice) "Leave me alone"
HC I've killed too many of my brain cells today?
HC HC HC???
:( :o :p

Sexy Mocha
11-13-2002, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by FeeFee
HC nikki1920 and Sexy Mocha are picking on me? :(
HC (In my Lil' Darryl voice) "Leave me alone"
HC I've killed too many of my brain cells today?
HC HC HC???
:( :o :p

HC you know I would never pick on a fellow Brooklynite? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/xyxwave.gif

HC I just feel sooooo silly today??http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh2.gif

1savvydiva
11-13-2002, 06:38 PM
HC I am working graveyard shift in the ER all this week?

HC last night EMS brought in this gentleman from one of the senior citizens homes in the area and they called it in as a cardiac arrest?

HC when the gentlemen got there he was on the "thumper"?
(Electronic machine they hook the patient up to that automatically does the compressions/shocks)

HC I have never seen anyone make it when they came in on the thumper?

HC this is not the point?

HC when they took it off and went to start working on him, not only was he already dead, he had started to rigormortis?

HC this guy had been expired for hours and the nursing home didn't know?

HC he was already stiff?

HC I want to make my money so that I never have to send my grandmother or mother to one of those places?

HC it was so sad?

HC I know that all homes aren't that slack, but it only takes one

HC 5 minutes after they brought him in, the security guard was looking at the survellience screens and saw this lady pass out in the front of the hospital?

HC they went and got her, and they had to intubate her within like 10 minutes?

HC if that security guard was napping at 4am (Like most of the others do), that lady would be dead right now?

HC I had a lot of excitement last night?

HC I had to tell someone that her mother didn't make it?

HC that is not my job, it's the nursing supervisors job, all I was going to do was take her to the family room?

HC people know what the deal is when you ask them to come with you?

HC she said that she wouldn't go, and she demanded that I told her then?

HC I couldn't tell her no, and I told her, and when she started crying, I started crying too?

HC I can see death all day long, but it breaks my heart to see family greiving?

HC I have to do it all again tonight, but HC I still love my job?

Sexy Mocha
11-13-2002, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by 1savvydiva
HC I am working graveyard shift in the ER all this week?

HC last night EMS brought in this gentleman from one of the senior citizens homes in the area and they called it in as a cardiac arrest?

HC when the gentlemen got there he was on the "thumper"?
(Electronic machine they hook the patient up to that automatically does the compressions/shocks)

HC I have never seen anyone make it when they came in on the thumper?

HC this is not the point?

HC when they took it off and went to start working on him, not only was he already dead, he had started to rigormortis?

HC this guy had been expired for hours and the nursing home didn't know?

HC he was already stiff?

HC I want to make my money so that I never have to send my grandmother or mother to one of those places?

HC it was so sad?

HC I know that all homes aren't that slack, but it only takes one

HC 5 minutes after they brought him in, the security guard was looking at the survellience screens and saw this lady pass out in the front of the hospital?

HC they went and got her, and they had to intubate her within like 10 minutes?

HC if that security guard was napping at 4am (Like most of the others do), that lady would be dead right now?

HC I had a lot of excitement last night?

HC I had to tell someone that her mother didn't make it?

HC that is not my job, it's the nursing supervisors job, all I was going to do was take her to the family room?

HC people know what the deal is when you ask them to come with you?

HC she said that she wouldn't go, and she demanded that I told her then?

HC I couldn't tell her no, and I told her, and when she started crying, I started crying too?

HC I can see death all day long, but it breaks my heart to see family greiving?

HC I have to do it all again tonight, but HC I still love my job?


HC I’m not feeling so silly anymorehttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/confused5.gif

HC I’m mad that they had this dead man on the thumper?http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/aeh.gif

HC the saddest part of 1SavvyDiva's post was the daughter who "knew the deal" and "wouldn't go"? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/suru.gif

HC I really feel bad for the people in "those places"?http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/shakehead.gif

librasoul22
11-13-2002, 08:13 PM
HC Sexy Mocha is one of the funniest GCers out there?

HC I want some peanut butter crackers?

HC I mean Saltines with peanut butter on 'em?

HC it don't get no better than that?

HC unless you start talking 'bout some Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

HC I don't like Wal Mart either?

HC it is because people walk around like they have just been plopped down on this planet?

HC MOVE!

HC I hate shopping too?

HC I know y'all are all pointing at me and shaking your head?

HC :( ?

HC I know what I want and am ready to get it and get the hayle out?

HC lack of patience?

HC Wal Mart-rage and shop-rage?

HC my dog is having an asthma attack?

Steeltrap
11-13-2002, 09:38 PM
HC hating shopping is something that's sooo foreign to me?

Gina1201
11-13-2002, 10:22 PM
HC every Wednesday I get off of work at 3 PM?

HC the girl who sits next to me KNOWS that?

HC my bosses were both out so it was just me and her all afternoon?

HC she didn't get off the Internet or phone all afternoon?

HC she waited till 2:54 to go to the post office?

HC she knows I have class at 3:30?

HC she said "I'll be right back"?

HC this b*^&h didn't?

HC I had to wait for someone else to return to the office?

HC I ended up leaving at 3:05 PM?

HC then I had to rush to get to class (5 minutes does make a difference)?

HC she still wasn't back when I left?

HC I wanted to http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/sauer055.gif and then http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/sauer009.gif?

HC I know tomorrow she'll act like everything is A OK?

HC I will too but in my mind I'll be thinking http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/grinser/grinser036.gif?

HC I'll still be heated?

HC I'm happy I had a chance to vent http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/grinser/grinser004.gif?

divaemeritus
11-13-2002, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by librasoul22

HC my dog is having an asthma attack?

HC this really shouldn't be funny, but I almost hit the floor!!!

HC this is only my first or second time posting here?

HC I LOVE my fellow Libras!

OOhsoflyDELTA#9
11-13-2002, 11:31 PM
HC I believe 1SAVVYDIVA needs a hug?

HC I just can't believe that FeeFee has NEVER been to Walmart?

HC even if you hate Walmart, you can't help but go there?

HC Walmart always only has 2 registers open?

HC I'll still wait in line for one of those 2 registers even if I'm only buying toothpaste and soap?

HC I just don't buy my toothpaste and soap at the grocery store?

HC I'm typing this post right now instead of studying for my test tomorrow?

HC it took my hair stylist 1 1/2 hours after my appointment time to start my hair today?

HC she didn't get tipped?

HC I GOTTA stop this so I can start studying?

:eek:

Sexy Mocha
11-14-2002, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by librasoul22

HC my dog is having an asthma attack?

:eek:

HC We don't want to see "Fluffy" on the thumper?
HC You need to get off GC and save your dog?

zetafg
11-14-2002, 10:23 AM
HC 1savvydiva I was almost in tears about the man and then the lady who lost her mother?

HC I could not have the job that you have?

HC kuddos to you in that field?


HC I have a presentation to do tonight and I'm not completely ready?

HC there is a lady at my job who helps us all save money from buying lunch by encouraging us to bring lunch from home?

HC she is crazy and takes it to a whole new level?

HC when we bring our lunch we get a gold star?

HC can you say grammar school?

HC I bring my lunch 'cause I want a gold star?

HC she is not here today and I will be buying my lunch?


HC I need to pay my Vicki's card so I can shop at the new store on 34th & 6th Ave across from Macy's in NYC?

HC I'm going to prepare for my presentation later in the afternoon?

HC You all have a good day now....aiiight??? :p

1savvydiva
11-14-2002, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by Sexy Mocha


:eek:

HC We don't want to see "Fluffy" on the thumper?
HC You need to get off GC and save your dog?

HC I had a really bad night again last night but this made me roll out of the chair!!!!

HC Sexy Mocha is so funny, and she know's how to make a sista smile?

HC I am not going to make a habit out of posting my morbid experiences but I have to tell ya'll this...

HC this lady (54-years old), pushed her grandchild out of the way this morning to save them and got hit by the car herself?

HC they did everything they could to save her but she died a little while ago in surgery recovery?

HC this is one death that really touched me because it shows how much she loved that baby?

HC EVERYBODY in the Recovery room was teary-eyed...

HC the sound of someone realizing that their loved one has passed is one of the most piercing sounds you can ever hear...

HC TELL YOUR LOVED ONES THAT YOU LOVE THEM WHILE YOU CAN!

HC my mother and I don't get along as much as we should, but I just called her and told her I love her!

HC this is the last sad story I will bring to ya'll, I promise!

BUT HC Sexy Mocha made me laugh...'Fluffy on the thumper' :o

FeeFee
11-14-2002, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by librasoul22

HC my dog is having an asthma attack?

HC :eek:
HC I'm ROFLMBO @ Sexy Mocha?
HC she is too darn funny??? :D
HC they need to build a Wal-Mart in Brooklyn? :mad:
HC the nearest Wal-Mart to my home is 20 miles away in Uniondale, NY?
HC there are several K-Marts in Manhattan?
HC 1SAVVYDIVA needs a cyber hug?
HC <<hug>>
HC I will now go outside and get some breakfast?
HC holla @ y'all later?
:cool:

1savvydiva
11-14-2002, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by zetafg

HC I need to pay my Vicki's card so I can shop at the new store on 34th & 6th Ave across from Macy's in NYC?
HC You all have a good day now....aiiight??? :p

HC Vicki's new fragrance (I think it's called 'sexy'), smells so good, and I need to find a willing candidate to purchase this for an early Christmas present!!!

1savvydiva
11-14-2002, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by FeeFee



HC 1SAVVYDIVA needs a cyber hug?
HC <<hug>>

:cool:

HC thank you for my cyberhug...

HC I am about to go to bed....

HC Goodnight...or goodmorning rather...

HC I am going to be looking like this smilie in like 30 minutes...drool and allhttp://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/schlafen/schlafen004.gif

Ta Ta

nikki1920
11-14-2002, 11:27 AM
HC 1savvydiva is making me sad this morning? :(
HC a grandmother's love is so special?

HC I have something cute to share?
HC my daughter caught a cold?
HC she hates to take her medicine, but does it anyway b/c she knows it will make her stop coughing?
HC she took some last night, after she ate her dinner, and then went to sleep? (insert sleepy/drool smilie here)
HC I woke her up to get in the bed?
HC she looked at me, big eyed and surprised and said, MOMMY I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK??!!
HC I told her not to worry?
HC she said, MOMMY I HAVE TO DO IT OR ELSE MISS TERRY WILL BE MAD AT ME?
HC she got her book bag, took out her little homework book, and started doing her homework?
HC when she finished, she said, Mommy, thank you for helping me do my homework. Big girls do their homework, right?

HC I was like, awwwww.....:D My baby is responsible!!
HC :D (she's only 4!!!)

librasoul22
11-14-2002, 12:03 PM
HC LOL @ y'all tripping about my dog? lol
HC her name is Muffin?
HC she was making a freaky wheezing noise?
HC I am not trying to interrupt my net time to see what it's about, lol?
HC I still love her though?

HC Steeltrap, no one can understand my aversion to shopping?
HC I think I might need to see a specialist about it, lol?

HC ATL is the countriest city of all!! ;) :D

Honeykiss1974
11-14-2002, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by nikki1920

HC when she finished, she said, Mommy, thank you for helping me do my homework. Big girls do their homework, right?

HC I was like, awwwww.....:D My baby is responsible!!
HC :D (she's only 4!!!)

HC Aww, that was such a CUTE story:D ?
HC Someone has been doing a really good job raising their baby?
HC I ain't gonna say no names, but she knows who she is ;) ?
HC 1savvydiva, I work in a medical center too?
HC I work on the administrative side, but my office is right aboe the ER?
HC because we're Level 1 trauma center, I constantly hear the EagleMed helicopter,(the landing pad is right over my office)?
HC I know that means that someone is SERIOUSLY hurt ? :(
HC I don't think I could work in the ER?
HC I would work in ER before I worked in the morgue though?
HC why is the morgue entrance the same as the employee entrance here?
HC the last thing I need to see first thing in the morning is a body ?
HC on lighter note....
HC today is my mother's b-day?
HC I'm taking her out to dinner tonite? :D
HC I love my momma?
HC I need to get back to work?
HC if I was fired because of the intenet, I wouldn't be able to say nothing but, "yeah, you right"?
HC GC, HC you are soooo addictive?
HC :mad: ?

nikki1920
11-14-2002, 12:31 PM
HC
Librasoul22, I am the same way?
I hate shopping? (unless its walmart)
My mom can go in a store and stay for hours?
The one time my daughter went shopping with Nana, she fell asleep in the cart, after telling her it was time to go home? :)

I'm LOL at "I'm not interrupting my "Net time"?
:D

HC I need another JOB!!!!

Pink Panther40
11-14-2002, 11:18 PM
HC I always procastinate?
HC I was given two weeks to write an art paper?
HC I just started writing it today?
HC I'm still not done writing this paper?
HC this paper is due tomorrow at 8 in the morning?
HC I'm on the computer instead of writing my paper?:)

OOhsoflyDELTA#9
11-15-2002, 02:05 AM
HC I was up to 3:30am studying for my test because I wasted so much time reading HCs last night?

HC even though I have to get up early again in the morning I'm still up late reading HC's?

HC I love reading HCs so much?

HC they have me lol so much my daughter asks me whats wrong?

HC she so nosy at age 3?

HC she's going to boarding school but she just don't know it yet? :)

HC ya'll know I'm only kidding cuz I love my baby?

HC I'll be right back here again tomorrow night?

HC I got mad "greek love" for all of ya'll?

exquizit
11-15-2002, 09:21 AM
HC My brat woke at the crack of dawn talkin bout " Good morning mom, it's a beautiful day! When are you gonna get up?"

HC I told her to back up and close my dayum door?:mad:
HC It was too early?
HC When I got up this heffa said "Are you in a better mood?"
HC I wanted to beat her butt?

HC Kids wake you sometimes and think you're supposed to be bursting with happiness?:confused:

HC When you take a bit of someone else's food, it always tastes better than when you get your own?

HC I'm so ready for the END of this semester?
HC Next semester I'm FINALLY getting out of school?

HC One of the best things about it is that I'm gonna see Ideal and CT4?

HC They're gonna be 20lbs heavier when they leave if mymamanem has anything to do with it?

1savvydiva
11-15-2002, 06:49 PM
HC when your paycheck is not right and it's THEIR fault...why do YOU have to prove it??? GIVE ME MY F'N CHECK!!!http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/waffen/waffen034.gif

HC when you call in your take-out Chinese food...you can go like 3 hours later and the SHIZNIT is not ready????

HC half the time they are like "What you order?" WHY THE #&(# did I take the time to call in my order??? What was the purpose?http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/sauer008.gif

HC when you are sweeping the floor, you can NEVER get ALL the dirt up off the floor, it's always that little sliver that cakes up around the edge of the dustpan, and then you scoot it back, and sweep it again and it's still there...so you give up and spread it around???http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/fragend/fragend013.gif

HC I went to the hairdresser the other day and I wanted color and she told me to sign a waiver releasing her from any liability for damages (up to and including death), if she was to put any chemical in my hair?

HC HELLLSSS TO THE NAW, chick MOVE!!!http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/sauer019.gif

HC I would be the main one with a bald ass red scalp and she would be like, "OOPS, my bad...but that will be $45.00", and HC I would have to 'catch a charge"

HC I went to another girl who did my hair BEAUTIFULLY (it's burnt orange ya'll, but I love it!!), but this nutcase charged me $65...maybe I just haven't gotten color in a while...but since WHEN do MOFOs charge an arm and two kidneys for a hairstyle in Columbia, SC...where do they think we are?

HC my cousin had a beautiful baby girl yesterday (I am in love), and the photographer came to take pictures today,and he was touching her all in her face...

HC WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!!!

HC he looked at me funny when I told him to wash his hands (I didn't say it nasty)...but HC I don't know you from Gilbert Grape...I don't know where your nasty hands have been, come in there touching people 'chillun' with your nasty hands!!

HC I saw this guy at the bank that I went to high school with who used to be FAT AS ALL OUTDOORS, he has lost sooo much weight, and I said "Gosh you have lost a lot of weight since high school"

HC he said "Gosh you have gained a lot of weight since high school"http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/sauer019.gif

HC SCREW YOU, because you are still black and ugly as ever, however, I am still ONESAVVYDIVA!!! (YA HEARD!)

HC people go on and on about how pretty I am to be big?

HC I just can't be pretty?http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/fragend/fragend007.gif

HC I have had an interesting day????

Pink Panther40
11-15-2002, 10:53 PM
HC it's Friday and I am sooo bored?
HC I just left the most awful stepshow that I have seen if my life?
HC the stepshow's after party was even worse?
HC it was so bad that I left early?
HC I would rather visit greek chat than stay at the party?
HC I have a meeting at 10:00 in the morning?
HC my weekends are never free?

librasoul22
11-15-2002, 11:26 PM
HC 1savvydiva, tooooooooooooooooooooooo muh-f***in funny???????

OMG... :D

OOhsoflyDELTA#9
11-16-2002, 12:17 AM
HC 1SAVVYDIVA can make me cry one day and laugh the next.....

HC they charge that much for color in Charlotte too..........

HC we just don't learn to do our own hair........

HC I REALLY want some IHOP or Waffle House right now............

HC I'll be here again tomorrow night........


Holla :cool:

1savvydiva
11-16-2002, 09:08 AM
HC I got off work at 7am...

HC I AM ON GC AT 8AM....I think we need to start "GA" (Greekchat Anonymous)

HC when something interesting happens to me, I talk to my sister/best friend about in HCs?

HC I was on another thread posting and I couldn't find a way to say what I was trying to say without using HC?

HC we were SOOO slow last night, I finished my 10-page term paper AT WORK!!!

HC I am about to type that BIZZZZNIT up and call it a chill-mode weekend?

HC I know I will be back before the day is out...

HC I want everbody to BE HAPPY today, and love yourself and PLAY NICE!!!!!

HC this is from me to my fellow "G.A." peoples http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/liebe/liebe001.gif

1savvydiva
11-16-2002, 09:16 AM
HC I WANT SOME CAPTAIN CRUNCH AND I "AIN'T" GOT NO *BLEEPIN* MILK???http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/traurig/traurig046.gif

Honeykiss1974
11-16-2002, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by 1savvydiva

HC I want everbody to BE HAPPY today, and love yourself http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/liebe/liebe001.gif

HC I just wanted to thank 1savvydiva :)?
HC I needed to hear this today?

Dionysus
11-16-2002, 12:45 PM
HC after nite of clubbing I was trying to catch some zzzzzz's?

HC I was awaken by the smell of fire?

HC because my lil bro was burning a CD?

HC literally! :eek: :D :rolleyes:

HC he had a label on a cd that he couldn't take off?

HC he then had a bright idea :rolleyes: to try melt it off?

HC next he busted the CD in the microwave?????

HC within the next few seconds the CD started
sparking and caught on fire?

HC dumba$$ didn't know that CDs have metal in it?

HC *cough* *cough* *fanning smoke*

HC WTF was he thinking?

HC or was he thinking at all?

HC and I thought I had no sense?

HC http://plaudersmilies.de/vogel.gif

CrimsonTide4
11-16-2002, 01:16 PM
hC tell your brother to remove anything gummy/sticky surface use alcohol or witch hazel or peroxide or nail polish remover?

HC how old is he?

HC that is some funny isht?

HC my brother had this retarded azz friend growing up one time?

HC this fool tried to cook an egg in the microwave?

HC it burst and splattered in his eye?

HC he had to wear a patch til it healed?

HC we clowned him for days on that one?

ClassyLady
11-16-2002, 01:53 PM
HC there is a difference between who and whom?
HC the two are not interchangeable?
HC who is to be used as a subject of an action?
HC whom is to be used as an object of an action?
HC it is the same as using I and me?
HC you do not sound any smarter by using whom instead of who?
HC you actually make yourself sound stupid?
HC you also do not make yourself sound any smarter or more proper by using I instead of me?
HC saying the person whom gave me this paper is totally incorrect?
HC saying the person who gave I this paper is wrong as well?
HC who and I are always used as subjects and whom and me are always used as subjects?
HC example: Who gave the piece of paper? I gave the piece of paper.
HC example continued: To whom was the piece of paper given? It was given to me

HC I'm finished with my grammar lesson now?
HC I just had to come and post this for all to see?
HC it's funny to me when one person tries to school or check another while using horrible grammar?
HC bad grammar takes away from the point that you are trying to make?

CrimsonTide4
11-16-2002, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by ClassyLady
HC there is a difference between who and whom?
HC the two are not interchangeable?
HC who is to be used as a subject of an action?
HC whom is to be used as an object of an action?
HC it is the same as using I and me?
HC you do not sound any smarter by using whom instead of who?
HC you actually make yourself sound stupid?
HC you also do not make yourself sound any smarter or more proper by using I instead of me?
HC saying the person whom gave me this paper is totally incorrect?
HC saying the person who gave I this paper is wrong as well?
HC who and I are always used as subjects and whom and me are always used as subjects?
HC example: Who gave the piece of paper? I gave the piece of paper.
HC example continued: To whom was the piece of paper given? It was given to me

HC I'm finished with my grammar lesson now?
HC I just had to come and post this for all to see?
HC it's funny to me when one person tries to school or check another while using horrible grammar?
HC bad grammar takes away from the point that you are trying to make?

HC I TEACH ENGLISH and I learned something?
HC I have always hated whom but I do know when to use it?
HC I read the post that lead to your grammar lesson last night and was like WTF you sound stupid and WHOMever taught you to use who and whom needs to be shot?

HC speaking of. . .
SAW is used far more frequently than seen?
HC you always use seen with a helping verb, preferably have, had, or has?
HC I saw, you saw, we saw, he saw, she saw, they saw?
HC I seen = :mad:?

Ideal08
11-16-2002, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by exquizit
HC One of the best things about it is that I'm gonna see Ideal and CT4?

HC They're gonna be 20lbs heavier when they leave if mymamanem has anything to do with it?

HC fork you, heffa, I ain't comin'!?
HC I am NOT gainin' no weight back for you?
HC I jus' kiddin'? :p
HC I'll still be there?
HC I'm serious about the weight though?
HC we just had a convo about new sizes, did we not? :D
HC I can't wait to see you either? :)

HC I am having a really good weekend?
HC I'm really glad that I moved?
HC I have finally gotten PAID? :D
HC it was a wonderful feeling?
HC I am just loving life right now?
HC 1savvydiva had me CTFU with her HC's?
HC I hope yall have a good weekend?!

HC I had to come back and edit to tell yall this?
HC I am NOT settled in my apartment?
HC I haven't unpacked my clothes yet?
HC I haven't unpacked my grill?
HC I haven't unpacked my dishes?
HC I DID hang my Founders' Paddle? :D
HC my girls come into my apartment and say, "Ms. Ideal08, where is your name on here?"
HC I always take the time to explain to them that those are my founders' names?
HC one of my girls quizzed me on the founding date?!
HC after I answered, she smiled and said, "I'm just making sure that you know?"
HC I LMAO after she walked out?
HC I love my job? :D

Dionysus
11-16-2002, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
hC tell your brother to remove anything gummy/sticky surface use alcohol or witch hazel or peroxide or nail polish remover?

HC how old is he?

HC that is some funny isht?

HC my brother had this retarded azz friend growing up one time?

HC this fool tried to cook an egg in the microwave?

HC it burst and splattered in his eye?

HC he had to wear a patch til it healed?

HC we clowned him for days on that one?

HC he's 18?

HC what's worse is that he is very intelligent?

HC but occasionally he does things that gets people twizzled?

HC he sometimes prefer to do and speak before he engages in thought?

HC like a close relative of his? :p



HC one of my close childhood cousins also microwaved an egg!

HC it exploded in her face and she had to get some plastic surgery? :eek:



HC certain people should stay away from microwaves? :confused:

1savvydiva
11-16-2002, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Honeykiss1974


HC I just wanted to thank 1savvydiva :)?
HC I needed to hear this today?

You are welcome my Sistafriend!!!....(HC)

Sexy Mocha
11-16-2002, 09:32 PM
HC...MENtal illness

HC...MENstrual cramps

HC...MENtal breakdown

HC...MENopause

HC...GUYnecologist

(And when we have real trouble....)

HC...HISterectomy

HC... ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

HC...share this with all the women you know

HC...share this with men to annoy them :p

HC...someone just shared this with me

HC...it's meant to be humorous and not taken seriously:D

exquizit
11-16-2002, 10:40 PM
Hc I subjected myself to a very horrible convo?
HC I let him tear me down?
HC I'm :mad: Cause I actually listened as long as I did?
HC Hang up the forkin phone in his face?
HC It was 5 min too late?
HC Folks try to put you down when their feelings are hurt?
HC?:confused:

Hc The brat and I are going to play miniature golf?
HC the heffa beats me everytime?
HC I just had to spend $144 on clothes for her?
HC NOTHING from last winter still fits?
HC Her pants from last year are now clam diggers?
HC Everyone kept saying how she was taller than thier 12 year olds?
HC WNBA?

HC Some coffee ice cream is callin me?
HC?

HC I agree 110% with how many of our problems begin with men?
HC I LMAO?:D

nikki1920
11-17-2002, 03:11 AM
HC Dionysus HC was too funny?:D
HC I was CTFU with that one?

HC I went to a wedding today?
HC the ceremony (ie, from the bridal party entrance to their exit)lasted a whopping 30 minutes (and yes, it was a black wedding, well sort of.. the bride was black, the groom was white)!!!!! :eek:

HC I took the fam to see Harry Potter last night?
HC the Whomping Willow had me :eek:?
HC my baby was Ti-red, but she stayed awake to watch the whoooole movie?
HC she told me her favorite part was Ron saying "Can we panic now?"
HC she cracks me up?

HC I can't sleep so I'm on HC? :)
HC ya'll didnt fail and had me :lol: ?!!

HC Ideal08, you need some help unpacking, since you got paid and stuh? :) :) :D

HC ya'll be safe.

ps:
HC Sexy Mocha, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! You aint neva lied!!! :)

CrimsonTide4
11-17-2002, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by exquizit
Hc I subjected myself to a very horrible convo?
HC I let him tear me down?
HC I'm :mad: Cause I actually listened as long as I did?
HC Hang up the forkin phone in his face?
HC It was 5 min too late?
HC Folks try to put you down when their feelings are hurt?
HC?:confused:



HC you shoulda called me?
HC I was dozing on the couch waiting for sorry mofo #3 to call me?
HC NEVER NO MORE?
HC don't let no one tear down what you and God have built up?
HC when mofos tear you down it is only because they want you down there with them?
HC never entertain fools or bitter folks?
HC let them play with themselves?
HC I would call you now but I ain't trying to get cussed out?
HC I will call you later?

Ideal08
11-17-2002, 11:32 PM
Originally Posted by Yours Truly :)

HC Yesterday was a very big day for me?
HC I wanna share it with my GC phamily?
HC after months of growing my hair with no relaxers, I decided to take the plunge?
HC yesterday, I got ALL of the relaxer cut out of my hair?
HC I am now sportin' a cute little natural?
HC I am so proud of myself for not changing my mind?
HC I can't stop touching my hair?
HC after she first cut it off, I was like, um, this isn't exactly what I had in mind?
HC she didn't want to wash it?
HC it was raining and cold outside, and I didn't want to leave with a wet head?
HC I then went to CT4's house so that she could see it?
HC she is probably like , lol, cuz she hasn't seen it wet?
HC anyway, it looked funny, lol, like a blown out afro, and I ain't want that?
HC I couldn't wait to get home so I could play in it?
HC one of our friends from college went natural last year, so she sent me a list of what to buy for my hair?
HC I was so excited when I went to the beauty supply store?
HC I had the best time doing my hair last night?
HC I'ma have fun today, too?

HC this whole ordeal has been a really trying time for me?
HC I was so afraid to go natural, because I didn't think I'd be pretty anymore?
HC I even said daily affirmations to myself about it?
HC once my new-growth got a little longer, my hair was poofy ALL THE TIME, anyway?
HC I started to pull it back into a ponytail or a bun, but it was still poofy?
HC it was then that I saw what a little afro would look like on my head, and I loved it??
HC I was blow-drying my hair straight and flat ironing it, only for it to sweat out at the roots and poof up?
HC I decided that I could give up or I could give in?
HC I gave in?

HC today is the 6 month anniversary of my natural? :D
HC I am really very excited about this?
HC I SEARCHED for the HC thread that this came from (Hcgchc)?
HC I wanted to read it and re-post it so I could reflect?
HC I have enjoyed my journey?
HC my hair really has grown?
HC I am so impatient that I want it to grow more?
HC it really is true that your natural hair is NOTHING like your new growth?
HC my hair is so much softer now than it was when I first cut it off?
HC I guess it has to get used to no chemicals?
HC I went out last night to hear a live hip hop (and more) band?
HC they were the BOMB?!
HC they played Tony Toni Tone's "Anniversary?"
HC I told my friends they were playing that song for me and my afro puff? :D
HC I am a fool? :p
HC I have been in a really good mood lately?
HC I have only God to thank for that?
HC life is really good?
HC Thank you, Jesus?

HC, nikki1920, you know you gotsta ask Black folks the day BEFORE payday if you want some money? :p lol
HC I spent way too much money this weekend? :o
HC I bought well NEEDED things?
HC I needed new clothes?
HC my old ones don't fit?
HC I didn't want to look sloppy anymore?
HC I am steadily losing weight, and I'm NOT exercising or eating right?
HC I am going to do better?
HC the point is, I needed new clothes?
HC I also NEEDED some new CD's?
HC I felt behind in the music world?
HC there will be more on this in the music thread later?
HC what I needed to buy was some shoes?
HC nikki1920, we should hang out anyway?
HC I really have been meaning to hook up with the DC GC peeps, but time hasn't allowed?
HC after the holiday we will have to kick it? :)
HC I will not subject you to helping me unpack?
HC I will spare you?
HC I really am gonna try and do it while the kids are at school tomorrow?
HC I better go, this is TOO long?

HC I hope all of my GCers (silent monitors included) have a blessed week!!!!! :)

Ideal08
11-18-2002, 12:15 AM
HC after I posted the above post, it didn't take the thread to the top? :confused:
HC TTT?!
HC doggone it, hc?

1savvydiva
11-18-2002, 10:47 AM
HC I got a story....

HC I was at work last night and I was standing at the nurse's station finishing up some paperwork...there were two nurses sitting there and they were talking about why this particular doctor didn't like one of them...

HC one of the nurses told the other nurse, "Maybe it's because I am black!"

HC since both of these nurses are as white as notebook paper, I looked up like http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/fragend/fragend001.gif

HC the other nurse was like "Yeah 'savvydiva', you didn't know that Lorna Bell (yes, that's her name), was black? SO I am like "Black...where?" And Lorna Bell was like "I'm Black!"

HC I wasn't even in the mood so I was like whatever and walked away...like two hours later, I had to go back over for something else and they were laughing about some joke that I don't even remember now.

HC I was like "Everytime I come to the nurses station, I hear something crazy...ya'll are silly...last time I walked up, Lorna Bell was saying she was Black!" So Robyn, the other nurse says, "Well you want to know where that came from?"

HC I said yes... so HC Robyn proceeds to tell me that at their last evaluation, their supervisor (mind you RObyn in the charge nurse, so it had to be one of the nurse managers), told them that she had received 'complaints' from some of the doctors that see their patients in the ER that her and Lorna Bell act "too Black!"

HC ALL THE COLOR drained out of my face and I am like WTF!!!http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/fragend/fragend002.gif

HC I am like "WHat the hell is "acting black", what was she trying to say?" So Robyn tries to clean it up and is like "I know", "Maybe she was just trying to say that we are too loud or something, I don't know"

HC I am like http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/sauer034.gif NO, if that's the case she was wrong!

HC I couldn't even say anything I was just too hurt, too offended, too angry, and confused...so I just did what I had to do and left.

HC these people don't realize that saying that one is loud, boisterous, uncouth, ghetto, unprofessional, rude, lazy, etc....is not interchangeable with saying that one "acts black?"

HC I am new at this hospital and I get commended DAILY about how professional I am, about my bedside manner with patients, about my ability to 'mesh' with everybody...so if I understand her supervisor correctly...she doesn't want them to act like ME? OH, or do you mean...the "other" black people? WHAT THE HELL!!!!

HC I am REALLY debating whether or not to take this matter to administration, on my shift I am the ONLY black person there, and I felt like immediately after me leaving the vicinity they were all probably talking about me! This makes me feel uncomfortable...and what REALLY makes me feel uncomfortable is that it came from a SUPERVISOR!!!

HC like I said I am new at this hospital, and I don't want to be seen as the one making waves, but I really felt that comment was out of line, UNFOUNDED, and just plain racially insensitive!

HC you know ya'll need to give me advice!!!

HC my life is so interesting???

1savvydiva
11-18-2002, 02:51 PM
HC I think it's something wrong with my GC, some of the threads with new posts don't show responses...and they don't go to the top??? What's up with that?

Gina1201
11-18-2002, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by 1savvydiva
HC I think it's something wrong with my GC, some of the threads with new posts don't show responses...and they don't go to the top??? What's up with that?

HC this happens to me too 1savvydiva?

HC GC needs to get it together?

CrimsonTide4
11-18-2002, 05:28 PM
HC this is my PSA for today?
HC NEVER EVER EVER EVAAAAAAAAA read Zane's "SEX CHRONICLES" late at night with no "outlet"? :o :eek: :o
HC I read 1/2 the book last night and went to sleep dreaming of every man in that book?:eek: :o


HC I never thought I would live to see the day when I hear this on the radio -- "up next 2Pac's latest"?
HC a man who has been dead for 6 years should not still have new releases?

Sexy Mocha
11-18-2002, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC this is my PSA for today?
HC NEVER EVER EVER EVAAAAAAAAA read Zane's "SEX CHRONICLES" late at night with no "outlet"? :o :eek: :o
HC I read 1/2 the book last night and went to sleep dreaming of every man in that book?:eek: :o


HC I never thought I would live to see the day when I hear this on the radio -- "up next 2Pac's latest"?
HC a man who has been dead for 6 years should not still have new releases?

HC CrumsonTide is funny?
HC I'm :eek: at "no outlet"?
HC ;)
HC I said the same thing about Biggie Smalls?
HC he has more new hits than rappers that are actually alive?

Sexy Mocha
11-18-2002, 07:03 PM
HC CrumsonTide?? :o
HC CRIMSONTIDE :)

librasoul22
11-18-2002, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC this is my PSA for today?
HC NEVER EVER EVER EVAAAAAAAAA read Zane's "SEX CHRONICLES" late at night with no "outlet"? :o :eek: :o
HC I read 1/2 the book last night and went to sleep dreaming of every man in that book?:eek: :o


HC I picked up SC II?

HC :eek: ??

HC Zane is off the chain for real?

HC CT4, what were you thinking??? LOL

HC it gives a very *specific* warning at the beginning of the book!!??

HC I read that warning, chuckled, and thought, HA!?

HC I thought to myself, come on!! I have better self-control than that!!

HC I scoffed at the book for underestimating my willpower!

HC I then, with nose firmly in air and pride intact, proceeded to read the first section?

HC I slowly put the book down and picked up the phone?

HC dayum pride, lol?

HC yeah, Zane is off the chain?

:D

nikki1920
11-19-2002, 10:14 AM
HC.....
I spent all day yesterday at the hospital with my mom?
She was sent from the Drs office with pain in her hip?
WHY WAS SHE STILL THERE WHEN I LEFT AT 11 PM AND I GOT THERE AT 4PM?

SHE HADN'T EVEN BEEN TRIAGED YET????:MAD:
My dad went to the hospital at 11 and he called me at 7:50 this morning AND SHE STILL DOESNT HAVE A FREAKING ROOM?
If she was really dying, she'd be dead?
Im mad as all get out?

They took xrays last night, but havent found anything yet. :(
Please pray for me and my family. I'd really appreciate it.

1savvydiva
11-19-2002, 10:55 AM
HC everytime you are running late and in a hurry, you get stuck behind someone who is just "out enjoying the sunshine?"

HC when you are driving and the police have stopped someone on the opposite side of the street, the people on your side slow down? DRIVE BIIAAA, PO-PO is occupied!!!

HC when somebody cuts you off, and you get in the other lane to pass them...when you pull up next to them, they act like they don't see you, they are scared to look over!!!

HC guys feel the need to put thousands of dollars of 'work" (i.e. 22-inch rims, thumpin system, ground-effects, tint, televisions), in these candy-ass girlie cars (i.e. neons, VW Bugs, Kia's, Geo's, Saturns, etc)...

HC they have the gangster lean and be trying to look all 'hard'....DUDE you are not a thug drivin a bright ass yellow VW Bug on 22's with thump...

HC when you are in the parking lot at the mall/Walmart people will wait until somebody loads down their car with 50 million items instead of just pulling into one that's like 3 spaces back??? HC then they have their blinker on like somebody is as stupid as they are...I DON'T WANT THAT SPOT...I am in the beauty section, grabbing what I need and you are still in the parking lot with your blinker on...WALK, LAZY!!!

HC when people see you walking back to YOUR car, they put on their blinker and want you to rush...Damn, I just bought a new CD...can I put this MOFO in the changer? I didn't ask you to wait on me!!!

HC when you are driving down a residential/college street and there are people crossing the street that see you coming...they act like they want to slow down? Half the time they look at you like "I wish you would hit me!" Half the time, I speed up a little just to scare them...it's funny how all of a sudden they get a little pep in their stephttp://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen017.gif!!! Cars Hurt....GET OUT DA WAY!!!

HC if I pass you in the RIGHT lane...you are going too slow...MOVE OVER!!!

HC if you get too close to me, and there are lanes open on BOTH sides of us on the highway...I am going to slow down just to aggravate you!!!!

HC half of the Taco Bell's in Columbia drivethrus are built backwards? The cashier has to come OUT of the store, walk AROUND the car to the driver's side?

HC I couldn't work at Taco Bell in the winter...HC or the summer, HC or the rainy season....HC you think the drive thru is broken all the time for mechanical problems...HELL NAW if I worked there, I'd be out there sticking chalupas in that horn everynight!!!

HC some people at the gas station don't pull ALL the way up...they stop at the first pump available..which means I have to go around you, pull up to the pump...then back up so I am not blocking the middle pump??? HC you are going to get the "mean mug" when I get out of the car?

HC I think I have road rage/parking lot rage/drivethru rage/gas station rage???

Gina1201
11-19-2002, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by 1savvydiva
HC everytime you are running late and in a hurry, you get stuck behind someone who is just "out enjoying the sunshine?"

HC when you are driving and the police have stopped someone on the opposite side of the street, the people on your side slow down? DRIVE BIIAAA, PO-PO is occupied!!!

HC when somebody cuts you off, and you get in the other lane to pass them...when you pull up next to them, they act like they don't see you, they are scared to look over!!!

HC guys feel the need to put thousands of dollars of 'work" (i.e. 22-inch rims, thumpin system, ground-effects, tint, televisions), in these candy-ass girlie cars (i.e. neons, VW Bugs, Kia's, Geo's, Saturns, etc)...

HC they have the gangster lean and be trying to look all 'hard'....DUDE you are not a thug drivin a bright ass yellow VW Bug on 22's with thump...

HC when you are in the parking lot at the mall/Walmart people will wait until somebody loads down their car with 50 million items instead of just pulling into one that's like 3 spaces back??? HC then they have their blinker on like somebody is as stupid as they are...I DON'T WANT THAT SPOT...I am in the beauty section, grabbing what I need and you are still in the parking lot with your blinker on...WALK, LAZY!!!

HC when people see you walking back to YOUR car, they put on their blinker and want you to rush...Damn, I just bought a new CD...can I put this MOFO in the changer? I didn't ask you to wait on me!!!

HC when you are driving down a residential/college street and there are people crossing the street that see you coming...they act like they want to slow down? Half the time they look at you like "I wish you would hit me!" Half the time, I speed up a little just to scare them...it's funny how all of a sudden they get a little pep in their stephttp://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen017.gif!!! Cars Hurt....GET OUT DA WAY!!!

HC if I pass you in the RIGHT lane...you are going too slow...MOVE OVER!!!

HC if you get too close to me, and there are lanes open on BOTH sides of us on the highway...I am going to slow down just to aggravate you!!!!

HC half of the Taco Bell's in Columbia drivethrus are built backwards? The cashier has to come OUT of the store, walk AROUND the car to the driver's side?

HC I couldn't work at Taco Bell in the winter...HC or the summer, HC or the rainy season....HC you think the drive thru is broken all the time for mechanical problems...HELL NAW if I worked there, I'd be out there sticking chalupas in that horn everynight!!!

HC some people at the gas station don't pull ALL the way up...they stop at the first pump available..which means I have to go around you, pull up to the pump...then back up so I am not blocking the middle pump??? HC you are going to get the "mean mug" when I get out of the car?

HC I think I have road rage/parking lot rage/drivethru rage/gas station rage???

HC I agree with 1savvydiva 1000% :D

HC I think that I also have road rage/parking lot rage/drivethru rage/gas station rage?

Dionysus
11-19-2002, 10:00 PM
hc my dday startd out coo?
hc tis afteenoon i got realy upset abot someting/
hc onne of my freinds took me too diner to cher me up/?
hc i orederd strwbery dacurri?
hn not-virgin?
hc i went fo seconsd/
hc i got a lill tipsey? :D
hc onnly likk the secound time innmy life
hc i dont feeel soo well now? :(
hc cramp s in myy lower stomack?

Afrochic
11-19-2002, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Dionysus
hc my dday startd out coo?
hc tis afteenoon i got realy upset abot someting/
hc onne of my freinds took me too diner to cher me up/?
hc i orederd strwbery dacurri?
hn not-virgin?
hc i went fo seconsd/
hc i got a lill tipsey? :D
hc onnly likk the secound time innmy life
hc i dont feeel soo well now? :(
hc cramp s in myy lower stomack?

HC I think you are way past the tipsy stage and you're on to the drunk stage? :p

HC I got a speeding ticket today?
HC it was my first?
HC I've always been able to get out of getting one?
HC I was doing 45 in a 35?
HC he should have let that isht slide?
HC old fat a$$ cop?
HC he's infringing on my Diane McKiney-Whestone book money?
HC did I say he was an old fat a$$ cop?
HC he walked to my window and was like you were doing 45 in a 35?
HC I wanted to say so the f&^% what?
HC I did say it?
HC I was driving off when I said it?
HC I was right around the corner from my house?
HC old fat a$$ cop?

librasoul22
11-20-2002, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by Dionysus
hc my dday startd out coo?
hc tis afteenoon i got realy upset abot someting/
hc onne of my freinds took me too diner to cher me up/?
hc i orederd strwbery dacurri?
hn not-virgin?
hc i went fo seconsd/
hc i got a lill tipsey? :D
hc onnly likk the secound time innmy life
hc i dont feeel soo well now? :(
hc cramp s in myy lower stomack?

Hmmmmm......

HC TWO "dacurris"? LOL

HC LIGHTWEIGHT??!! Muhahahahaha! :D

HC Dionysus is DRUNK!!??

HC BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HC wait til tomorrow!!!

nikki1920
11-20-2002, 02:03 AM
HC Mommy is fine now.
HC she was there for over 24 hrs and hadn't had any food?
HC she JUST got a room tonight?
HC she called me all happy b/c she got another tray of food when she got settled into her room? :)

HC I am ROTFLMBAO at Dionysus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HC OOOH, wait until he reads this when he sobers up?
HC I hope he wasn't talking to Earl all night? :(

toocute
11-20-2002, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by nikki1920
HC Mommy is fine now.

HC I'm glad Mommy is OK



HC HC I am ROTFLMBAO at Dionysus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HC I hope he wasn't talking to Earl all night? :(

HC LOL
HC I haven't heard "Earl" since I was in undergrad! :)

Dionysus
11-20-2002, 10:19 AM
HC I'm a little spaced out and quesy this morning?

HC I need a chalky medicine that starts w/ a "k"? :o:eek:

HC but I'm feeling very relaxed and peaceful! :)

HC ohh hush, if someone was my size, had a strong metabolism, and had some Tylenol Cold already in their system, one would be the same way! :p

HC Dionysus is a she! :D

HC who's earl? :confused:

HC I'm killing my friend who brought me the dacqurris (sp?)

HC she's not going to let me live it down?

CrimsonTide4
11-20-2002, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by Dionysus
HC I'm killing my friend who brought me the dacqurris (sp?)



HC one should not drink what one cannot spell?:p
HC your spelling was off the hook last night?
Hc so was your profanity?:eek:

Dionysus
11-20-2002, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

Hc so was your profanity?:eek:

:confused:

HC more than usual?
HC hell I can't recall?
HC last night was pretty vague?
HC I slightly remember the animal house thread, in which was slightly raunchy?
HC it was deleted by a mod?

librasoul22
11-20-2002, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by CrimsonTide4


HC one should not drink what one cannot spell?:p


HC MUUUUHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAAHHA!!!!!
HC BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAA!!!! :D :D :D

HC It reminds me of Queens of Comedy when Monique was talking about her man ordering a "Daqui"?

HC POINT TO IT! LOLOLOL

HC CERTAIN young grasshoppers need formal training in alcohol consumption and toleration, as well as restraint (when drunk, refrain from posting on GC, lol)?

nikki1920
11-20-2002, 12:14 PM
HC Dionysus, my bad. :(

HC anyone know what a bone scan is and if it involves any pain? Mommy needs to get one.

HC earl equals vomiting. (ie, the sound you make when vomiting.)
HC its also called ralphing or praying to the porcelain god. :)

Dionysus
11-20-2002, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by nikki1920
HC Dionysus, my bad. :(

HC anyone know what a bone scan is and if it involves any pain? Mommy needs to get one.

HC earl equals vomiting. (ie, the sound you make when vomiting.)
HC its also called ralphing or praying to the porcelain god. :)

HC your mom will be fine?
HC my mom had a bone scan last summer?
HC it was painless?

HC no earling thank goodness!
HC I had the urge, but resisted?
HC that lead to another problem?
HC I won't go further to say what it was, TMI?

Steeltrap
11-20-2002, 01:41 PM
HC "bidnessman" Percy Miller, err, Master P, is getting major run on the Jim Rome show?:rolleyes:

HC Master P is trying to play in the NBA? :confused:

HC the NBA is irritating me right now?:mad:

HC Shaq needs to stop being a quote machine and get back on the court?

HC Shaq is the real NBA MVP?

HC ESPN.com journalist Ralph Wiley did a wonderful column on Ohhhjjjj?

HC Jim Brown warned Wiley that Ohhhjjjj was a "dangerous m***********?"

HC it's going to be 90 degrees out today?

:D

Honeykiss1974
11-20-2002, 02:10 PM
HC mofos need to quit trying to justify the "Auburn incident"?
HC I am tired of melanin-challenged mofo's saying that the Omegas and that white frat exchanged letters/jersey's all the time?
HC :eek:?
HC GTFOOH? :eek:
HC y'all know that BGLOs don't roll like that?
HC ?
HC today is Chili/Soup day at work and I all full?
HC I am full like that girl in "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" that ate the purple candy and blew up big as h*ll?
HC I am probably the only person that remembers that part?
HC I am done christmas shopping?
HC all my presents are wrapped?
HC my apartment is decorated?
HC all I have left to do for the holiday is eat? :D
HC food seems to be my theme for the day?
HC have a good lunch?

Steeltrap
11-20-2002, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
HC mofos need to quit trying to justify the "Auburn incident"?
HC I am tired of melanin-challenged mofo's saying that the Omegas and that white frat exchanged letters/jersey's all the time?
HC :eek:?
HC GTFOOH? :eek:
HC y'all know that BGLOs don't roll like that?
HC ?
HC today is Chili/Soup day at work and I all full?
HC I am full like that girl in "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" that ate the purple candy and blew up big as h*ll?
HC I am probably the only person that remembers that part?
HC I am done christmas shopping?
HC all my presents are wrapped?
HC my apartment is decorated?
HC all I have left to do for the holiday is eat? :D
HC food seems to be my theme for the day?
HC have a good lunch? \

HC I understand your passion, but people who don't want to learn are not worth arguing with?

Honeykiss1974
11-20-2002, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Steeltrap
\

HC I understand your passion, but people who don't want to learn are not worth arguing with?

HC I think I was having flashback of O.J.? ;)
HC mofo's need to let that go too?
HC I just read the funniest thing in the thread "Funny Reason Why You May Have Been Cut"?
HC I am still CTFU at it now????

Steeltrap
11-20-2002, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Honeykiss1974


HC I think I was having flashback of O.J.? ;)
HC mofo's need to let that go too?
HC I just read the funniest thing in the thread "Funny Reason Why You May Have Been Cut"?
HC I am still CTFU at it now????

HC it's a shame that Ohhhjjj, a man whom Ralph Wiley asserts was not only "colorless" :rolleyes:, but soulless, would be the black guy to beat the system?

HC I still think Ohhhjjj killed his ex-wife and the other cat?

Gina1201
11-20-2002, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
HC I am full like that girl in "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory" that ate the purple candy and blew up big as h*ll?
HC I am probably the only person that remembers that part?
HC I remember that part?

HC Willy Wonka is one of my favorite movies?

HC I hope you're not turning violet like Violet did?

HC there are no Oompa Loompas around to save you?

HC I just read the funniest thing in the thread "Funny Reason Why You May Have Been Cut"?
HC I am still CTFU at it now????

HC I read that too??

HC that was some weird isht??

Honeykiss1974
11-20-2002, 03:20 PM
HC it is official........I am a glutton :D?http://www.plauder-smilies.com/party/cheeburga.gif
HC I had to unbutton the top snap on my jeans?
HC you know you have overdone it when you have to unbutton your jeans?
HC :D ?

Dedicated1
11-20-2002, 03:25 PM
HC I purchased a dress that is a size 6 and I wear an 8? :confused: (THE LAST DRESS ON THE RACK)

HC I said I was supposed to go on a diet a month ago and I haven't?

HC I tried the dress on and I know I have to give it away!:(

HC Someone should have told me not to buy the dress!

HC I would have purchased the dress anyway?

HC I look a hot mess in the dress?:eek:

2DISCRETE4U
11-20-2002, 04:14 PM
HC I'm really irritated today?
HC People in my office!!! :mad:
HC The guy in the cube next to me has to eat something crunchy EVERYDAY...at least 3-4 times a day!
HC Chips, Pretzels, Ice, M&Ms????
HC On top of the crunching he smacks his lips and breathes really hard.
HC Everyday I feel like I'm going to go off! http://www.plaudersmilies.de/screams.gif
HC I don't know how much longer I can take it.
HC He's eating M&Ms AND Ice while I type this??
HC http://www.plaudersmilies.de/punch.gif
HC http://www.plaudersmilies.de/rough/rocketwhore.gif
HC Geesh!
HC People feel as though they need to try and kill the keyboard when they type?
HC People press on the phone buttons so hard?
HC Your call will get through...pressing harder will not make it go any faster? :rolleyes:
HC Ladies in the restroom don't always flush all of their 'extra' stuff?
HC Just because the toilet is automatic doesn't mean that it will always flush when you get up!
HC Nasty heffas need to FLUSH before they leave the stall? :mad:
HC People still don't wash their hands in this day and age??
HC Ewwww....don't touch me....DON'T touch me! :o
HC I feel like I'm in Office Space?
HC I want to go off and bash a printer or something? http://www.plaudersmilies.de/smash.gif
HC PC Load Letter? http://www.plaudersmilies.de/laugh.gif
HC This actually made me feel better. :D

Ideal08
11-20-2002, 04:51 PM
HC there was a fight last night?
HC one of the girls had braids?
HC you know she got her hair pulled out?
HC the girls that were on the floor were watching the fight outside the window?
HC this morning, on the way to breakfast, the girls were trying to figure out who they could tell about the fight?
HC they got excited when they realized they could tell the boys?
HC they are in a different dorm, so probably have no idea about the fight?
HC on the way back from breakfast the girls were looking in the mud?
HC I was like WTF? :confused:
HC these heffas pulled BRAIDS up out the mud? LMAO
HC they examined them?
HC one of the girls was like, "Ms. Ideal08, we are investigating?"
HC it took every thing in me not to laugh?
HC when I got out of their sight, I HOLLERED?

HC I started this HC this morning?!
HC I forgot to hit <Enter>?
HC anyway, it was funny?
HC I typed all this before I typed about Mr. Beckford?
HC I didn't finish that HC, either?
HC I need to see if it even posted?
HC lemme check?

Kisha
11-20-2002, 06:43 PM
HC I think I smell chocolate every time I watch Willy Wonka….

HC at first glance, I thought 2discrete4u needed an anger management course quick, fast and in a hurry?

2DISCRETE4U
11-20-2002, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Kisha
HC at first glance, I thought 2discrete4u needed an anger management course quick, fast and in a hurry?

HC LOL! :D
HC That's the same thing my sister said to me today....but she was talking about my ROAD RAGE! :mad:
HC After looking at the post, I would think the same thing!
HC Once I vent I'm cool. :p
HC Quick, fast and in a hurrry! LOL!! :D :D ;)

RedefinedDiva
11-20-2002, 07:50 PM
HC I know how you feel?
HC my "tribe" at work has too many chiefs with not enough Indians?
HC I don't like people to tell me anything if they aren't my boss?
HC I am trying to respect my elders and not click on anybody?
HC my fuse is getting shorter?
HC there is a bright side?
HC I have next week off for Thanksgiving holidays?
:D :D
HC I won't have to have students, do lesson plans, grade papers, etc.?
HC I am SOOOOO HAPPY!?
:D :D
HC I have one more thing that I am happy about?
HC I just got my high speed internet hooked up and I LOVE IT!!!?
HC it is SUPER fast?
HC I don't have to worry about dial-up?
HC I can talk and surf?
HC song download in seconds, instead of hours, now?
HC I don't think that I will sleep at all for my break?
HC I am about to be addicted to the internet?
HC this will let me see the GC posts faster now?
HC I am too excited about this?
HC I always find the smallest silver lining?
:D

1savvydiva
11-20-2002, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by RedefinedDiva

HC I just got my high speed internet hooked up and I LOVE IT!!!?
HC it is SUPER fast?
HC I don't have to worry about dial-up?
HC I can talk and surf?
HC song download in seconds, instead of hours, now?
:D

HC I feel you I just got mine hooked up last week?

HC Ya'll haven't noticed that I have been posting more often?
HC I don't have to worry about tying up my phone line.
HC it's my new "toy"

1savvydiva
11-20-2002, 09:54 PM
HC listen up my SC sistas...

HC SC ranks 10 in the nation in the rate of AIDS cases w/17.9 cases per 100,000 people...

HC Columbia ranked 14th in metropolitan cities nationally in the rate of AIDS cases w/32.7 cases per 100,000...

HC 71% of HIV diagnoses are African-Americans...

HC African-American women between the ages of 18-45 make of 83% of the infections among women...

HC we need to get it together and value our bodies???

HC WRAP IT UP...this too is a serious matter!!!!

HC we won't need to worry about Medicare Benefits if we keep it up???

sources: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, SC Dept of Health and Environmental Control

Sexy Mocha
11-21-2002, 09:58 AM
HC the moron picked Helene over Brooke???

2DISCRETE4U
11-21-2002, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Sexy Mocha
HC the moron picked Helene over Brooke???

HC I think he was really in love with Helene...more than with Brooke.
HC I don't even know what to feel about this because I liked them both.
HC I liked Helene a little better though.
HC I could see them together more than I could with Brooke.
HC They just fit. :)
HC Plus she seemed to have more of a personality than Brooke.
HC And like he said, they (he and Brooke) are at different stages in their lives.
HC Not saying that age is a factor, but compared to Helene, it was a disadvantage for her.
HC I hope that they are happy together.
HC Helene and Gwen have been all over the news (since they're in the area).
HC I believe Helene will be at the Thanksgiving Parade here next week.
HC Hopefully they'll have an interview and we can get some insight on how things are going. :D
HC I'm just nosey like that. :p
HC Alright...back to the grind...'crunchy man' isn't here today! :rolleyes:
HC YAY! :cool:

Steeltrap
11-21-2002, 12:40 PM
HC if you have any game, you shouldn't be going on TV to get a woman?
:rolleyes:

HC Alex, the first bachelor, went to Harvard, was a management consultant, but prostituted himself on TV?

HC I must be too durn impressed with credentials?
:p

1savvydiva
11-21-2002, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by ClassyLady
HC there is a difference between who and whom?
HC the two are not interchangeable?
HC who is to be used as a subject of an action?
HC whom is to be used as an object of an action?
HC it is the same as using I and me?
HC you do not sound any smarter by using whom instead of who?
HC you actually make yourself sound stupid?
HC you also do not make yourself sound any smarter or more proper by using I instead of me?
HC saying the person whom gave me this paper is totally incorrect?
HC saying the person who gave I this paper is wrong as well?
HC who and I are always used as subjects and whom and me are always used as subjects?
HC example: Who gave the piece of paper? I gave the piece of paper.
HC example continued: To whom was the piece of paper given? It was given to me

HC I'm finished with my grammar lesson now?
HC I just had to come and post this for all to see?
HC it's funny to me when one person tries to school or check another while using horrible grammar?
HC bad grammar takes away from the point that you are trying to make?

HC "WHOMEVER" you were speaking about in the post evidently didn't make it around to this thread because they are at it again!!!!http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen014.gif

AKA2D '91
11-21-2002, 03:40 PM
HC in one more day, I'll be on v-cation for an entire week?
HC I'm sooooooooo ready for this school year to end?
HC everyday I come to work, I realize that this isn't for me?
HC just wait?

RedefinedDiva
11-21-2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by AKA2D '91
HC in one more day, I'll be on v-cation for an entire week?
HC I'm sooooooooo ready for this school year to end?
HC everyday I come to work, I realize that this isn't for me?
HC just wait?

HC 2D is all in my head walking around and stuff?
HC I am FEELING YOU on this?
HC I feel like I am in the Matrix everytime I set foot in my school?
HC this school year is THE WORST?
HC I love teaching, but I starting to get a little bit turned off....?
HC I MOST CERTAINLY won't feel like going back to work after Thanksgiving break?
HC 90% of us are already sick in preparation for Jan. 3rd? *do you hear me coughing?*
HC they want people to come back from VACATION on a FRIDAY, only to off the next two days? :rolleyes:
HC that has to be one of the dumbest things that the school system has ever come up with?
HC I am really thinking about if I want to continue this madness?

CrimsonTide4
11-21-2002, 09:13 PM
HC Redefined and 2D I need to talk to you two?
HC HC HC?
:o

HC bad azzzzzzz kids of America?
HC BASS ACKWARDS SCHOOLS and SCHOOL SYSTEMS?
HC teachers of the world UNITE?

AKA2D '91
11-21-2002, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC Redefined and 2D I need to talk to you two?
HC HC HC?
:o

HC bad azzzzzzz kids of America?
HC BASS ACKWARDS SCHOOLS and SCHOOL SYSTEMS?
HC teachers of the world UNITE?

HC it ain't the chil'ren....it's the friggin ADULTS?
HC ughhhhhhhhh? :mad:
HC one of my parents has contacted a lawyer?
HC it doesn't have to do with me, but my "supervisors et. al. "powers that be"?
HC it's about time?
HC today I read in the paper that there is possibly a class action lawsuit in the works for my school system?
HC the feds are in town investigating disparities within the district?
HC IT'S ABOUT DAYUM TIME?
HC the dayum sewage system has been "backing up" @school?
HC EVERYDAY for weeks it has been doing this?
HC the shitty water (bubbles and all) is at the back door which WOULD LEAD TO MY CLASSROOM? :rolleyes:
HC this morning it smelled like perm?
HC I should tell my "angry" parent to add fuel to the fire?
HC I'mma leave that alone? ;)

HC we can chit chat any day (Sunday-Wednesday)?
HC mid-mornings are better for me?

:D

Pink Panther40
11-21-2002, 11:15 PM
HC I just left a meeting?
HC the meeting started at 6:00?:mad:
HC I was so hungry and tired throughout the whole meeting?
:(
HC we had refreshments ater the meeting?
HC I would usually be :mad: mad if I had to be in a meeting this late at night?
HC because I don't have any classes tomorrow it's okay?
HC I can sleep late tomorrow?;)

RedefinedDiva
11-21-2002, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by AKA2D '91


HC it ain't the chil'ren....it's the friggin ADULTS?
HC ughhhhhhhhh? :mad:
HC one of my parents has contacted a lawyer?
HC it doesn't have to do with me, but my "supervisors et. al. "powers that be"?
HC it's about time?
HC today I read in the paper that there is possibly a class action lawsuit in the works for my school system?
HC the feds are in town investigating disparities within the district?
HC IT'S ABOUT DAYUM TIME?
HC the dayum sewage system has been "backing up" @school?
HC EVERYDAY for weeks it has been doing this?
HC the shitty water (bubbles and all) is at the back door which WOULD LEAD TO MY CLASSROOM? :rolleyes:
HC this morning it smelled like perm?
HC I should tell my "angry" parent to add fuel to the fire?
HC I'mma leave that alone? ;)

HC we can chit chat any day (Sunday-Wednesday)?
HC mid-mornings are better for me?

:D

HC my school (in the same district) DOESN'T HAVE HEAT!!!!!!!?:mad: :mad:
HC it would be easier to join the circus and be a wild animal trainer?
HC I feel like that's what I am doing right now?
HC if we don't have heat after the holidays, I'm O-U-T!!?
HC HC HC?:rolleyes: :mad:

HeartbrAKA
11-22-2002, 04:17 AM
HC GOD DONT LIKE UGLY!!!!!
HC I have a new manager in my department?
HC a manager from another dept who I never worked with had been bad mouthing me behind my back to my new manager?
HC me and my new manager are cool like that and brotha man told me that the other manager who I never work with was trying to get me fired!
:mad:
HC I've never done anything to this man!?
HC I'm a VERY quiet person and I keep to myself?
HC I don't get involved in office gossip, romance, etc, etc..
HC that's just my personality and others take it the wrong way?
HC he said I was surly and uncooperative and had a bad attitude?
HC LOL at me being surly....:rolleyes:
HC in my review last month my manager said that my work was near flawless and that I was a key person on his team?
HC he said he doesnt manage personalities but he manages PEOPLE and he recognizes that ol' boy was just causing trouble and had been doing that to other people?
HC he has also been spreading rumors about the company to former employees?
HC he has been LET GO?
HC I don't wish that on anybody and I truly hope that he is able to recover and find a new job?
HC I've said it once, and I'll say it again....KARMA IS A BINCH!!!!!

:mad:

Ideal08
11-23-2002, 05:33 AM
HC tonight I had a Sphinxpoet/lilsunshine moment?
HC a soror from GC invited me to her birthday party?
HC I went?
HC I had a great time?
HC I met a couple of other sorors while I was there?
HC I was introduced to a soror later in the party?
HC I told her my name was Monique?
HC she repeated it?
HC then she said, "Are you Ideal08?"
HC I got real excited?
HC I was like, "OMG! Are you on GreekChat?"
HC she said YES?!
HC I met Soror AllSmiles tonight?
HC she is really cool?
HC we are all having Ladies Night Out tomorrow?
HC we are going to have a ball again?
HC I am sooooo glad I moved?
HC I am sooooo happy to be a part of such a lovely sisterhood?
HC SKEE-WEE, Sorors? :D
HC I'm gonna go to bed now?
HC I just got home and wanted to share?
HC I'm not really sleepy?
HC I think I'll play some Addiction Solitaire instead?
HC I am ready to go home (Cleveland) for the holiday?
HC I love tea?
HC you know it's late, cuz I'm random?
HC I still can't believe I met someone randomly from GC?
HC yall have no idea how excited we were to meet each other?
HC I'ma stop being random now?
HC goodnight?
HC really good morning, cuz what's the chance you're reading this tonight?
HC :) lol

allsmiles_22
11-23-2002, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Ideal08
HC tonight I had a Sphinxpoet/lilsunshine moment?
HC a soror from GC invited me to her birthday party?
HC I went?
HC I had a great time?
HC I met a couple of other sorors while I was there?
HC I was introduced to a soror later in the party?
HC I told her my name was Monique?
HC she repeated it?
HC then she said, "Are you Ideal08?"
HC I got real excited?
HC I was like, "OMG! Are you on GreekChat?"
HC she said YES?!
HC I met Soror AllSmiles tonight?
HC she is really cool?
HC we are all having Ladies Night Out tomorrow?
HC we are going to have a ball again?
HC I am sooooo glad I moved?
HC I am sooooo happy to be a part of such a lovely sisterhood?
HC SKEE-WEE, Sorors? :D
HC I'm gonna go to bed now?
HC I just got home and wanted to share?
HC I'm not really sleepy?
HC I think I'll play some Addiction Solitaire instead?
HC I am ready to go home (Cleveland) for the holiday?
HC I love tea?
HC you know it's late, cuz I'm random?
HC I still can't believe I met someone randomly from GC?
HC yall have no idea how excited we were to meet each other?
HC I'ma stop being random now?
HC goodnight?
HC really good morning, cuz what's the chance you're reading this tonight?
HC :) lol

HC I am so glad I decided to go out last night.
HC I got to meet Soror Ideal08.
HC I was so excited, it was like meeting a superstar.
HC I asked her for an autograph.
HC she's much funnier in person.
HC I had a ball with Sorors and friends.
HC being up 5 hours past my regularly scheduled bedtime wore me out.
HC I was so tired, I didn't remember making it home and getting in bed.
HC I knew I was going to sleep good.
HC my neighbors' screaming child and curry powder nixed that plan.
HC I woke up a little after 7 on a Sat morning thinking what breakfast food could one possibly make with curry powder.
HC I was determined not to get out of bed.
HC I could only make myself sleep for another hour.
HC I got up and cleaned my whole apartment out of anger.
HC I'm going to run some errands when I should be in bed.
HC when I get back, I want my neighbors gone.
HC I need to take a nap to gear up for the Ladies Night Out activities.

Dionysus
11-24-2002, 02:04 AM
HC I admit I have some anger issues too?

HC 95% I'm calm as a cucumber and very hard to offend?

HC but that other 5%.......ooooohhh weeeeee! :eek:

HC things end up broken?

HC me and a brother had a little disagreement this morning?

HC it ended w/ a few objects thrown?

HC one of the objects was my glasses?

HC I threw it against the fire place?

HC the lens popped out?

HC my blind azzzzzz spent like 30 minutes looking for the lens?

HC that b*stard sure knows how to push my f*cking buttons! :mad:

HC my mom told me I need Jesus and some counseling and perhaps a new place to stay?

HC why? this only happens a few times a year?

HC I guess it's better to now practice not letting my anger build up and then explode?

CrimsonTide4
11-24-2002, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Dionysus
HC one of the objects was my glasses?

HC I threw it against the fire place?

HC the lens popped out?

HC my blind azzzzzz spent like 30 minutes looking for the lens?

HC that b*stard sure knows how to push my f*cking buttons! :mad:

HC my mom told me I need Jesus and some counseling and perhaps a new place to stay?



HC LMMFAO @ you and your brother and your glasses?
HC you need to get contacts?

HC LMAO even harder at your mom?

HC is this the MICROWAVE brother?

Dionysus
11-24-2002, 12:57 PM
HC I do have contacts?
HC but I wasn't wearing them yesterday morning?
HC I was chilling in my glasses instead?
HC my eyes needed a rest from them?

HC that wasn't my MICROWAVE brother?
HC this one is full of h*ll too?
HC just in a different way?
HC I'm glad he moved out?
HC everyone 'cept one person is glad?
HC I thought sibling rivalry ended in your teens? :(

HC we're skipping general church service this morning?
HC because we're saving our energy to see a cousin
getting baptized later this afternoon?
HC it's at a Baptist church?
HC no offense to Baptists, I would choose it second to non-denominational, but lawdy the services last looooonnnnnnggggg?
HC the service is supposed to start at 2:30?
HC it probably won't start until 3:30?
HC it probably won't finish until 8:30 lol?

HC I have a debate tommorrow in class?
HC I have to work on it tonight?
HC :( :mad:

FeeFee
11-25-2002, 03:17 PM
HC We took our mentees to see Harry Potter on Saturday?
HC I fell asleep for about 5 minutes of the movie?
HC The movie was not that bad?
HC "The Wizard of Oz" was aired on the WB last night?
HC It was the first time for my little girl?
HC We sat in my bed and watched it together?
HC By the time Dorothy got the Scarecrow off the pole, I fell asleep? :o
HC My little girl saw "The Wiz" on VH1 last year?
HC She enjoyed "The Wiz" better?
HC She liked the part when Mable King was flushed down the toilet?? :D :D
HC I think it was the music in "The Wiz" that also drew her attention?
HC The music attracted me as well?

HC It's 2:16 pm and no lunch yet?
HC I'ma go and get my grub on?
HC TTFN???

Dionysus
11-25-2002, 03:35 PM
HC that baptism started right on time?
HC we got there late and missed her baptism?
HC the service lasted no longer than a hour?
HC they were glad to see us though?

HC my debate partner gave me a call that she couldn't make it to class today?
HC I'm doing the cabbage patch?
HC Yay! I wasn't that prepared for the debate today anyways?
HC saved by the bell?

HC Thanksgiving is Thursday?
HC Yay! it's at cousin T's house?
HC she's my favorite cuz'?
HC drama?
HC the lighthearted kind?
HC not the someone has to call the police because aunt sally pulled a gun on uncle bob kind of drama? :D:eek:;)

1savvydiva
11-25-2002, 03:44 PM
HC the closer it gets to the end of the semester the slacker I seem to get?
HC it seems that all I have on my mind is Fried Turkey?
HC I need to be writing a paper and studying for my last Math test, which is today?
HC:rolleyes: ?

HC my Auntie sent me the recipe for her famous Mac N Cheese with the breadcrumb crust and I made it...
HC I was standing in front of the stove all excited about to break into the running man?
HC it is SOOOO good?
HC I ate to much Mac N Cheese and now I want to take a nap?
HC did I mention that I have a test at 7:20 tonight?

HC I cannot wait until my last final...
HC I will be doing the running man/Harlem Shake/Reebok/Cabbage Patch, etc...all the way off campus!?!

exquizit
11-25-2002, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by FeeFee

HC My little girl saw "The Wiz" on VH1 last year?
HC She enjoyed "The Wiz" better?
HC She liked the part when Mable King was flushed down the toilet?? :D :D
HC I think it was the music in "The Wiz" that also drew her attention?


HC CT4 sent my brat a copy?
HC She loves it as well?
HC She was like "Ma, the WIZ was soooo much better!"?

HC Mymamanem was talkin about CT4 & Ideal08 today?
HC She's lookin forward to meetin her new chulin?:p :D
HC She says she's gonna teach them how to cook like REAL Louisianians?:p
HC It's only a few days till my 27th B-day?
HC I've seen alot and been through alot in the past 26 years?
HC God is good and he's brought me through?
HC?

Hc I had to come back and add something?
HC I need a NEW FORKIN CAR ? :mad:
HC First the driver's side door wouldn't open?
HC Then the binch wouldn't start? :mad: :mad: :mad:
HC I need to get to a dealership ASAP?
HC I have no $$$$?
HC?:(

1savvydiva
11-27-2002, 11:33 PM
HC I had an interesting day at work today...
HC all the 'crazies' had to come to me?
HC this lady came in and told me her "uterus hurt"?
HC what the hell?
HC I said, "You are having some abdominal pain?" HC that's what she meant?
HC the next patient after her said that he wanted to get a "physical".
HC I am like "A physical for what, what is your complaint?"
HC he said he had some "itching in his midsection"?
HC he meant a little lower than his "midsection"
HC this is gross, but I have to say it to make the next patient look even more crazy?
HC the doctor's note's said that he had had itching for approximately 6 months, and drainage for approximately 3 months?
HC, HTHC he waited 3 months to check his SHIZNIT out?

HC the next patient was drinking a cup of coffee, and at the registration desk, we keep pens out there JUST FOR THE PATIENTS, we use our OWN PERSONAL pens, so we don't have to share...

HC he used the registration pen to stir his coffee?
HC I looked at him like :eek: "I know you just didn't do that!"
HC I am like everybody who comes in here that writes with those pens are SICK!!!!
HC he said he figured since the water was hot it would kill the germs!?!?!??:rolleyes:
HC HC HTHC?

HC "OOOH THE COMEDY!!!"

RedefinedDiva
11-28-2002, 12:37 AM
HC I had better not catch anyone getting too down and dirty down here for the Classic? http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s3/clicksmilies10825.png

HAVE FUN, BUT DON'T GO CRAZY! http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen012.gif

1savvydiva
11-28-2002, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by RedefinedDiva
http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s3/clicksmilies10825.png



HC I have never seen this smilie...HC that is so cute!!!

CrimsonTide4
11-28-2002, 11:19 PM
HC BOOOOOOOOO
HC EXES
HC booooooooooooo
HC they want you when you no longer want them?
HC that NEGRO was 6 years ago?
HC he picked a FINE TIME to tell me that he loves me?
HC THE onliest reason I will not cuss him out and tell him to speed on B4 he gets peed on is because we go waaaaaaaay back?
HC otherwise that mofo could catch the A Train?

HC today I smelled SH!tlins for the FIRST time in like 5 years?
HC they made me nauseous as hell?
HC it was my first Southern holiday?
HC they had succotash?
HC pigs feet?
HC neck bones?
HC hog maws?
HC SH!TLINS for days?
HC they ate the SH!TLINS on top of rice?
HC THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW UP?

HC I am a picky eater?
HC NO ONE COOKS like my mamanem?
HC :(
HC :(

HC men are funny?
HC they are so freaking predictable?

Afrochic
11-29-2002, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC it was my first Southern holiday?
HC they had succotash?
HC pigs feet?
HC neck bones?
HC hog maws?
HC SH!TLINS for days?
HC they ate the SH!TLINS on top of rice?
HC THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW UP?


HC ugh?
HC I've lived in the south all my life?
HC we've never had any of those foods for a southern holiday Thanksgiving?
HC I've never eaten succotash, pigs feet, neck bones or hog maws evaaaaa?
HC sh!tlins on top of rice?
HC that's some sh!t I've never heard of in my life?


HC my older sister is soooooo irresponsible?
HC she has no value or respect for other folks time?
HC momma said dinner was at 3?
HC that's what momma said?
HC if that's what she said, that's what she means?
HC sister called at 1:00 and said we are coming in a few, boyfriend went to wash the Tahoe?
HC who gives a damn whether your truck is washed for Thanksgiving?
HC I think it's a man thang?
HC the Thanksgiving setup was so elegant with candles and all?
HC my sister wasn't on time? :mad:
HC my momma said I have to teach her a$$ a lesson?
HC the table was cleared, tablecloth and all after we all ate?
HC we cleared everything out as if Thanksgiving never happened?
HC momma believes in common courtesy?
HC if you're gonna be late or not show up you better call cause momma ain't playin?
HC the phone rang three hours after dinner was over?
HC it was her?
HC momma said Thanksgiving is closed?
HC that was so funny to me?
HC she meant it?
HC I wonder if they are still hungry? :confused:

Dionysus
11-29-2002, 12:15 AM
HC CT4, I with you on the chitterlings!
HC what the fuuuuuuuu*k is succotash? :confused:

HC thanksgiving went pretty good?
HC it was much much better than having it at home?
HC I've seen people who I haven't seen in years?
HC I did have the urge to start some drama though?
HC ignorance?
HC there's always one?
HC also, my white cousin's baby's mama's daughter came close to getting a verbal beat down?
HC she asked me if my hair was real?
HC dem's fightin' words? :mad:

HC I finally found someone who wants to The Ring with me this weekend?

1savvydiva
11-29-2002, 01:02 AM
HC I had a pretty good Thanksgiving also...
HC I am proud that I didn't overeat!
HC I am restless now though I know I should be in the bed...
HC sometimes you know you shouldn't feel a certain way, but that can't stop you from feeling that way?
HC I know that I have SOOO much to be thankful for, and although I don't have it the EXACTLY the way I want it...I have it A LOT better than some folks?
HC I am still a little depressed?
HC I am feeling quite lonely and I need a 'cuddle' from my sweetie?
HC he's not my sweetie anymore?:(
HC although the circumstances left me no other choice, I still miss him dearly because he was my best friend?
HC I almost teared up when my Mom said that she was sending his plate with me?
HC I am sitting here listening to Tamia's "This time it's love" for about the 10th time, and looking all teary-eyed?
HC I want to call...
HC I should have went bowling with my friends?
HC I really think it's because I wasn't able to be with my immediate family in Baltimore...so I just want to reach out to someone close (My mom and I aren't close like that)?
HC it will ALL be alright tomorrow...so I guess I'd better to get to sleep so it will come faster!!!

nikki1920
11-29-2002, 03:58 AM
HC I dont eat chitlins, greens, pigs feet, black eyed peas, or hamhocks?
HC I really AM black? :)

HC I am watching Bad Boys!
HC I crack up at the end every time?

HC I had a nice thanksgiving?
HC my daughter told everyone who called Happy Thanksgiving?
HC she said I broke her heart b/c I told her no, she couldn't do something? :(
HC that's why I call her a drama queen?

HC 1savvydiva, woo woo woo? It'll be alright. You will get thru it. :)

CrimsonTide4
11-29-2002, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by Dionysus

HC what the fuuuuuuuu*k is succotash? :confused:



HC OKRA, TOMATOES and something else?

HC Nikki1920, I don't eat Black Eyed Peas either?

HC I also don't eat room temperature food?

HC they were clowning me?

HC I started to click my heels 3X, and say there is no place like home? :(

HC I did have fun with the kids?
HC I am now a member of a science club?
HC I had an "induction" and an "initiation" test?
HC LMAO?
HC I was only asked a bunch of "do you like ______" questions?
HC 6 and 7 year old girls?
HC they made me laugh so hard?

HC I am prooooooooooocastinating?

Steeltrap
11-29-2002, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by nikki1920
HC I dont eat chitlins, greens, pigs feet, black eyed peas, or hamhocks?
HC I really AM black? :)

HC I am watching Bad Boys!
HC I crack up at the end every time?

HC I had a nice thanksgiving?
HC my daughter told everyone who called Happy Thanksgiving?
HC she said I broke her heart b/c I told her no, she couldn't do something? :(
HC that's why I call her a drama queen?

HC 1savvydiva, woo woo woo? It'll be alright. You will get thru it. :)

HC I also don't eat chitlins, greens or pigs' feet?
HC I like black-eyed peas and ham hocks? :confused:
HC I had a good Thanksgiving?
HC it was nice because I didn't have to deal with a family situation that upsets me a great deal?
HC my sister thinks I'm mean because of this situation?
HC it's peculiar and hurtful to me that my family will accept a child that has no connection to us when I've not had my own kid yet and may never be able to do so for health reasons? :confused: :mad:

exquizit
11-29-2002, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Steeltrap


HC I like black-eyed peas and ham hocks? :confused:

ME TOO!!!

HC it's peculiar and hurtful to me that my family will accept a child that has no connection to us when I've not had my own kid yet and may never be able to do so for health reasons? :confused: :mad:

You and I both know that God has already worked that out for you. I don't know what your situation is, but He does and he always has a plan. Here's a cyber hug ((((((STEELTRAP))))))

Honeykiss1974
11-29-2002, 12:36 PM
HC I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving?
HC I ate tooooooo much?
HC succotash is the bomb over cornbread?
HC if you like vegetable soup/stew, you'll like succotash?
HC I love necl bones, greens.....even chitlins? :D
HC I am REFINED COUNTRY ?

HC I am home CHILAXIN'?
HC it feels good to not be at work today?

1savvydiva
11-29-2002, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by nikki1920


HC 1savvydiva, woo woo woo? It'll be alright. You will get thru it. :)

HC I appreciate that!

HC I feel a lot better today, went to the gym this morning and worked out all of my "pent-up" energy/stress!

HC I am good now!

1savvydiva
11-29-2002, 08:53 PM
HC I got an email today full of half-naked men in towels, and it would be perfect for the 'Cause you're my black brotha' thread in the DST forum, and I can't figure out how to do it because it is an attachment?

HC it is already my screensaver...I tweaked it a little, it is now entitled, "Got Towels?"

HC if you want it, I will be glad to send it to you, I just want to "brighten" someones day...and TRUST ME...it will!

1savvydiva
11-30-2002, 08:30 AM
HC I had to park my car several spots down from where I usually park (right in front of my front door)...
HC it was under a tree?
HC I guess the birds had a good Thanksgiving dinner as well?
HC they chitted up my car?
HC I really mean it...it's about 50 droppings on my hood alone!
HC I might need to invest in a BB Gun!
HC I won't have any cash until Monday to get my car cleaned...
HC I am not trying to catch "a touch of tha 'numonya'" by washing it myself...
HC I am almost embarrassed to drive it!
HC it's that bad
HC....Damn Birds!!!

nikki1920
11-30-2002, 02:05 PM
HC 1savvy: I think you should share with the group?
HC My cold is GONE!!!
HC I got paid too? *doing snoopy dance*
HC I'm going to Old Navy to get my peacoat today? :D
HC I hope you all have a safe weekend? :)

1savvydiva
11-30-2002, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by nikki1920
HC 1savvy: I think you should share with the group?


HC this damn board doesn't support attachments?

HC I would have posted it...trust me it is Scrumdidilyumptious!!!

RedefinedDiva
12-02-2002, 12:49 AM
HC I am trying to watch the Saints game, but I don't want to miss Soul Food!?
I love my Saints too much....

Dionysus
12-02-2002, 11:13 AM
HC the radio, MTV, and BET overplay certain songs?
HC sometimes I hear songs so often that I begin to like them?
HC Airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Force One is an example?
HC I can't figure out for the life of me who MURPHY LEE is?
HC is it a shoe?

Ideal08
12-02-2002, 01:25 PM
HC I hope everyone had a good holiday?
HC I hope all who traveled are safe?
HC our drive back home was LONG?
HC I will NEVER drive home for Thanksgiving again?
HC I have the day off?
HC one of my coworkers gave me a gift yesterday?
HC it really brightened my spirits?
HC I am loved? :)
HC I'ma go and enjoy my day off?
HC I'm going to find a YMCA to join today?
HC today begins the eating right and exercising again?
HC *sigh*?
HC I am not really looking forward to this?
HC I will be disciplined?
HC I WILL be disciplined?
HC I had to give myself a little pep talk?
HC I loaned my Body for Life book to a coworker?
HC I hope she didn't leave it at home?
HC I'm hungry? :(
HC I need to go to the grocery store?
HC I hate the grocery stores here?
HC I'ma stop before I even get started?

HC nikki1920 and 1savvydiva need to check their PM's? :p

1savvydiva
12-02-2002, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Ideal08


HC nikki1920 and 1savvydiva need to check their PM's? :p

HC I love GC and all of my sister/member friends!!!!

HC GROUP HUG!!!http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/liebe/liebe001.gif


HC ADDENDUM>>>>

HC when I went to get that smilie they have some nasty smilies?

HC they have a 'sperm' smilie?

HC they are off the chain!:eek:

CrimsonTide4
12-02-2002, 06:48 PM
HC I found KWAME!?!?!?

:D :p :eek: :cool:

HC guess where you can read about him?

**head nod**

nikki1920
12-02-2002, 09:24 PM
HC I love HC?
HC Where'd you get the smilies, SavvyDiva? Share with the group! :)
HC Ideal08, you've got a PM?

1savvydiva
12-02-2002, 10:42 PM
HC I have a HC for ya'll a$$e$????

HC I was in Captain D's this evening?

HC I was having a nice conversation with this seemingly intelligent, good looking young man while I waited on my food?

HC he waited until my food was done and walked me to my car?

HC he asked me for my number, and since he was nice, I gave him the number to the cellie?

HC the guy he was with saw my stethoscope and asked was I a nurse? I told him that I was in nursing school.

HC did the guy, RON, who I gave my number to say, "So you can check my vital signs? I said "Yes"

HC HTHC did RON proceed to say (and I quote!!!) "So when we 'doing it', you will know when I am about to cum, because my heart rate will get faster!"http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sprachlos/sprachlos040.gif

HC LOSE MY F'N NUMBER!!!!

HC nuccas have started showin their behinds before they even get to sniff it???

HC HC HC I hate being single sometimes!?!?!?!?

1savvydiva
12-02-2002, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by nikki1920
HC I love HC?
HC Where'd you get the smilies, SavvyDiva? Share with the group! :)
HC Ideal08, you've got a PM?


www.clicksmilies.com

nikki19