This is just too much, she did what?

[AKA2D '91]

Woman accused of cutting off man's buttocks, leaving him near death on rural Ala. road
Thu Jun 13, 5:35 PM ET
By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - A woman enraged at her boyfriend attacked him with a utility knife and cut off nearly all of his buttocks, leaving him near death on a dark, rural road, a prosecutor said Thursday.


The injuries were so severe investigators initially believed the victim was sexually tortured and dragged behind a car in a possible hate crime.

The man has not fully described what happened to police, but they said they believe his girlfriend acted alone. She was arrested Wednesday and charged with attempted murder.

"The gruesome nature of the injuries is almost mind-boggling," said District Attorney Chris McCool. "With the trauma of the attack, how do you talk about that?"

Kimberly King, 26, of Aliceville was jailed without bail. "This ain't right," she told a TV news crew as she was arrested.

King did not yet have a lawyer Thursday.

King and her boyfriend had been at a bar in Mississippi late Saturday or early Sunday, McCool said. They left separately after an argument.

Police said she pulled up behind his vehicle on an isolated highway near Aliceville, and began stabbing him with a large knife. When he fell, "she got down on him and just started cutting," McCool said.

The victim, Rodney Outlaw, 25, regained consciousness some time later, and drove about nine miles (15 kilometers) to the nearest home. He remained hospitalized Thursday.

Aliceville is about 80 miles (130 kilometers) southwest of Birmingham.



:eek: :o

[Wonderful1908]

:eek: :eek: :confused: :confused:


I laughed when I read this BUTT that's not cool, whoa!
I know I was wrong for that :(

[CJUS]

DAAAAYYYYUUUMMM!!!!! Another Lorena Bobbitt case!!!!!

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by CJUS
DAAAAYYYYUUUMMM!!!!! Another Lorena Bobbitt case!!!!!

Did she remove the man's throbbing member and gonads? From this story, it just looked like she hacked off his gluteus maximus gigas.
:p :p :confused: :eek:

[straightBOS]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
"This ain't right," she told a TV news crew as she was arrested.



Um,... no comment :eek: :confused:

[TLAW]

Okay. I am beginning to really fear women now. Officially.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by TLAW
Okay. I am beginning to really fear women now. Officially.

**EVIL LAUGH** GOOD. We WANT you to be. http://www.plaudersmilies.de/redbite.gif http://www.plaudersmilies.de/laugh1.gif

[Professor]

This chick is crazy. I bet she says something like her period was on and she got carried away:p

[korkscru]

Now will someone PLEEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD do you CUT OFF someone's BUTT with a UTILITY KNIFE? I mean, I just can't see that right now. And would someone also PLEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD can someone DRIVE after having their BUTT CUT OFF? Something ain't right about this story. Something just ain't right. I'm wondering what exactly does one THINK about when they do stuff like this? I just don't know if I'm ready to believe that this woman cut that man's butt off with JUST a UTILITY KNIFE. I just haveto ask myself, was he lacking THAT much in the buttocks area (this HAD to be a white man because we KNOW that if it were a BROTHER, she would STILL be there cutting, right?)? :D :D :D :D WHAT exactly were her cutting methods (spiral--like for onions? long--like for meats? dicing-like for veggies?)? How long did it take her to cut it? HOW did he drive (did he drive with one knee under himself as a cushion? did he sit like on his hip or something?)? And what did she DO with this man's butt (throw it in the field? throw it in the trash? put it in his trunk?)? Will he be able to have BUTT REPLACEMENT SURGERY or something? I mean, these are some of the questions that makes a person go
HUUUMMMMMM!!!! :D :D :D

[Honeykiss1974]

Hmmm,

Well, I guess there will be no more BOOTY calls for him :D

[Professor]

LOL

Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
Hmmm,

Well, I guess there will be no more BOOTY calls for him :D

[FeeFee]

What the hizzee??? :eek: :eek:

[TLAW]

The question is, how do you let someone cut off your whole, entire butt?
Oh yeah, btw, I heard that laugh, Crimson!!! And Korkscru, though we have a history of agreeing on topics, your dissertation of this ones has me shivering!

*runs away in fear, clutching his buttcheeks*

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by TLAW
The question is, how do you let someone cut off your whole, entire butt?
Oh yeah, btw, I heard that laugh, Crimson!!! And Korkscru, though we have a history of agreeing on topics, your dissertation of this ones has me shivering!

*runs away in fear, clutching his buttcheeks*

CTFU. CTFU. CTFU.

[thesweetestone]

Originally posted by Professor
This chick is crazy. I bet she says something like her period was on and she got carried away:p

Whatever! shut up!:rolleyes:

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by thesweetestone
Whatever! shut up!:rolleyes:

Or maybe she found out that he had cheated on her. :o :eek:

[TLAW]

Cheated on her?!!! All these genital and butt slashers strolling around. What is society coming to? Whatever happened to a good old fashioned beatdown?!!!!!

Be faithful my brethren, be faithful, lest you lose your SEAT!!!

[Professor]

by your response - you must know the feeling

Originally posted by thesweetestone


Whatever! shut up!:rolleyes: :p

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by TLAW
Cheated on her?!!! All these genital and butt slashers strolling around. What is society coming to? Whatever happened to a good old fashioned beatdown?!!!!!

Be faithful my brethren, be faithful, lest you lose your SEAT!!!

weeeelllllllll, whatever happened to loyalty, INTEGRITY? hmmmmm, just like beatdowns- A THING OF THE PAST!

[Professor]

ummmm right - i'm in a good mood and will take the BAAAASSSSHHHHING TODAY - even the rude remark when i really want to say kiss my $@% but that would also be rude and ironic.:D

[Rain Man]

DAG!

I've been sitting in this office all day working my butt off and now I gotta read this crazy mess at the end of a hard day

*Rain Man remembers the thread topic* :o

*Homer Simpson voice* D'OH!!:p

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by korkscru
Now will someone PLEEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD do you CUT OFF someone's BUTT with a UTILITY KNIFE? I mean, I just can't see that right now. And would someone also PLEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD can someone DRIVE after having their BUTT CUT OFF? Something ain't right about this story. Something just ain't right. I'm wondering what exactly does one THINK about when they do stuff like this? I just don't know if I'm ready to believe that this woman cut that man's butt off with JUST a UTILITY KNIFE. I just haveto ask myself, was he lacking THAT much in the buttocks area (this HAD to be a white man because we KNOW that if it were a BROTHER, she would STILL be there cutting, right?)? :D :D :D :D WHAT exactly were her cutting methods (spiral--like for onions? long--like for meats? dicing-like for veggies?)? How long did it take her to cut it? HOW did he drive (did he drive with one knee under himself as a cushion? did he sit like on his hip or something?)? And what did she DO with this man's butt (throw it in the field? throw it in the trash? put it in his trunk?)? Will he be able to have BUTT REPLACEMENT SURGERY or something? I mean, these are some of the questions that makes a person go
HUUUMMMMMM!!!! :D :D :D

O
M
G
!!!!!!!!!

L O L

This post has my insides hurting!!!

Too much!! LOL!!!

[TLAW]

Okay... LOL at AKA2D.

Loyalty and integrity? I think that it's kinda funny that some of you assume that he HAD to have cheated to get that treatment.*... still nervously clutching his butt cheeks...*

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by TLAW
I think that it's kinda funny that some of you assume that he HAD to have cheated to get that treatment.*... still nervously clutching his butt cheeks...*


I am not ASSUMING that he "had to have cheated". . . my comment was just a theory. She could have cut off his butt for a number of reasons, including, but not limited to the following:

1. Cheating
2. Kicking her azz so she cut his off :p
3. Baby Mama Drama
4. He called her out of her name
5. He was gay

When I made the comment about cheating, it was more of a reply to the oh so cocky theory of the Professor.

[TLAW]

Actually, I was playfully goading AKA 2D on, Crimson... I know that was just a theory.
Your list of potential theories is hilarious! If she did that because of his sexual orientation...

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4



I am not ASSUMING that he "had to have cheated". . . my comment was just a theory. She could have cut off his butt for a number of reasons, including, but not limited to the following:

1. Cheating
2. Kicking her azz so she cut his off :p
3. Baby Mama Drama
4. He called her out of her name
5. He was gay

When I made the comment about cheating, it was more of a reply to the oh so cocky theory of the Professor.

Oh no...this thread is going to send me into cardiac arrest! Maybe now men will learn to act right or watch their @ss...literally!

Period or not :rolleyes: a man needs to understand that in the 2002 women are no longer about the games. We don't play the radio. TLAW, clutch tight man! :D Just kidding, you seem to be an okay guy. ;)

[korkscru]

Now my Sisterfriends, I wouldn't be so quick to ASSUME that the man did something wrong. TLAW, you're my boy and we DO tend to agree on a lot of stuff. So given the NATURE and INTENSITY of this, let's say... MATTER, I'm inclined to believe something else was the precipitating factor which caused this... SITUATION. I mean, people (men and women), who are in relationships or married, cheat, argue, and curse each other on a DAILY basis. This story is VERY unique because I've NEVER heard of such a thing in my life. So, I'm not going to be quick to assume that this man cheated or something like that (although 9 times out of 10 it's probably the case). HOWEVER... I'm thinking that this lady, IF she did this, was just plain ole' CRAZY. She HAS to have some kind of mental health diagnosis or something. Maybe she had an episode of insanity. Maybe one of her other personalities took over during that time. Maybe...no, it's OBVIOUS that she had some kind of psychotic episode. If not, then what in God's name did this man do that was so bad that this woman had to "cut his a*%". :D :D :D I just know one thing. I bet that he'll think TWICE before he gets involved with anyone else.

Yeah, TLAW, nowadays, men haveto LITERALLY "watch their backs" because you never know WHAT will happen, right?

[thesweetestone]

My theory is that he cheated. She probably wasn't going to cut his A$$ off, but cut his penis off. I guess his felt his penis was worth protecting more than his ass. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/nixweiss.gif

I don't know really. This is just my thoery.:p

[bro_strawter]

LMAO!!!

Originally posted by korkscru
Now will someone PLEEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD do you CUT OFF someone's BUTT with a UTILITY KNIFE? I mean, I just can't see that right now. And would someone also PLEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD can someone DRIVE after having their BUTT CUT OFF? Something ain't right about this story. Something just ain't right. I'm wondering what exactly does one THINK about when they do stuff like this? I just don't know if I'm ready to believe that this woman cut that man's butt off with JUST a UTILITY KNIFE. I just haveto ask myself, was he lacking THAT much in the buttocks area (this HAD to be a white man because we KNOW that if it were a BROTHER, she would STILL be there cutting, right?)? :D :D :D :D WHAT exactly were her cutting methods (spiral--like for onions? long--like for meats? dicing-like for veggies?)? How long did it take her to cut it? HOW did he drive (did he drive with one knee under himself as a cushion? did he sit like on his hip or something?)? And what did she DO with this man's butt (throw it in the field? throw it in the trash? put it in his trunk?)? Will he be able to have BUTT REPLACEMENT SURGERY or something? I mean, these are some of the questions that makes a person go
HUUUMMMMMM!!!! :D :D :D

[DST Love]

Hey ya'll, I'm so sorry for posting this but it was just too ironic to me that I received this joke in my e-mail today. I know it's not the same thing but just the same subject. So here goes:

Butt Cheek

A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was
burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to
graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her
husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had
the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the
surgery.

One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke
down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.

She said "I can't believe you did this for me."

Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love
you, and I'd do anything for you."

But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.

With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't
believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you
on the cheek."

[Eastcoast Sunshine]

Originally posted by DST Love
Hey ya'll, I'm so sorry for posting this but it was just too ironic to me that I received this joke in my e-mail today. I know it's not the same thing but just the same subject. So here goes:

Butt Cheek

A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was
burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to
graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her
husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had
the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the
surgery.

One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke
down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.

She said "I can't believe you did this for me."

Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love
you, and I'd do anything for you."

But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.

With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't
believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you
on the cheek."


I know I haven't posted in awhile but,


Oh my goodness, I can't breathe!..................this whole thread (especially this story) has me rollin...(ctfu).............

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(Eastcoast Sunshine overdoing it with the smilies)

[Swamp Thang]

These Edwina Scissorhandz females are just crazy... If we flip it.. you'll see the light...

If a dude cut a hoarz breast off just because she cheated, he'd never see the light outside his padded room or jail cell again..

[TLAW]

Tell em, Swamp... tell em...

[Swamp Thang]

We assume infedelity and abuse because that makes sense.. But, just like the white Lady who drowned her 5 kids.... SOME FOLKS ARE JUST CRAZY AND THERE IS NO LOGIC TO WHAT THEY DID !!!!

cut off a whole arse? :eek:

How does dude do #2 from now on the rest of his life...

His 'BUCKET SEATS' ain't NO GUUD no mo in his Auto..

All his pants have to be retailored...

[CrimsonTide4]

continued from yesterday,

he could have called out the wrong name in the passionate moment and she decided to literally "fix his ass.":p :o :eek:


SWAMP THANG said:
We assume infedelity and abuse because that makes sense.. But, just like the white Lady who drowned her 5 kids.... SOME FOLKS ARE JUST CRAZY AND THERE IS NO LOGIC TO WHAT THEY DID !!!!

cut off a whole arse?

How does dude do #2 from now on the rest of his life...

His 'BUCKET SEATS' ain't NO GUUD no mo in his Auto..

All his pants have to be retailored...

CTFU @ you. The funniest part is the pants having to be retailored.

I am thinking of the scene in Friday when the dad got bit in the azz by the dog and was laying face down for the whole day.

Phone Convo with his Boys:

Butt No Mo Man: What you doing?
Friend: Sitting around on my azz!! What about you?
Butt No Mo Man: Aaaaaw man, I can't even do that no more, namean?

CTFU

[Bro. Jones]

The victim, Rodney Outlaw, 25, regained consciousness some time later, and drove about nine miles (15 kilometers) to the nearest home.

I just have one word for this... HOW?!?!

...i guess there really are no if, and, nor butts... im sorry :p lol

[Bro. Jones]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Phone Convo with his Boys:

Butt No Mo Man: What you doing?
Friend: Sitting around on my azz!! What about you?
Butt No Mo Man: Aaaaaw man, I can't even do that no more, namean?

LMAO!!!!
http://www.swacpage.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lmao.gif

[Secretluv]

Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
Hmmm,

Well, I guess there will be no more BOOTY calls for him :D

NOW YOU KNOW YOU WAS WRONG !!! :D

** CTFU **

[CrimsonTide4]

. . . poor man will no longer be able to LHAO, he can LOL, ROFL, but no more will he be able to say to his friends: "Yo dawg, I am laughing my azz off." :( :o :p

[Bro. Jones]

Well, if he ever got into a fight, he would ALWAYS win. he will never have to go around saying "man, that dude kicked my a$$" :D

[thesweetestone]

Ya'll so silly!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lach.gif

[Honeykiss1974]

Hmmmm, he can't ever tell anyone "kiss my a$$"

I wonder what he will say ?:confused:

[TLAW]

By the way, was she a sistah?

[toocute]

Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
Hmmmm, he can't ever tell anyone "kiss my a$$"

Ya'll need to stop with the no a$$ jokes before I get fired.
Jeez!!!

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
. . . poor man will no longer be able to LHAO, he can LOL, ROFL, but no more will he be able to say to his friends: "Yo dawg, I am laughing my azz off." :( :o :p

LMAO :D - That is too funny!!!

[Secretluv]

** Shaking My Head **

I laughed about this all night long and then woke up to more no a$$ jokes... Ya'll are too much!


** CTFU **

[ClassyLady]

Question: What was he doing while she was cutting his azz off??

I can't possibly think of a way to cut someone's posterior off without them being able to get away. I think he was just laying there taking it. I just have a mental picture of her sitting on the ground with him on laying across her lap and she's just slicing away.

I wonder what his walk is going to look like. We always used to tease people and say that they walk like they ain't got no azz, but I've never actually seen an assless man walking. That's got to be funny.

[showstopper_1908]

Since we are comming up with theories...they got into an argument and this is the begining of what happened...
http://www.plaudersmilies.de/lmaa.gif
The rest is just HIStory.

[Swamp Thang]

his was unconcious while she was getting her 'slice on'

[TLAW]

Just sick... I still get butt shivers when I think of this mess!

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by ClassyLady
Question: What was he doing while she was cutting his azz off??

I can't possibly think of a way to cut someone's posterior off without them being able to get away. I think he was just laying there taking it. I just have a mental picture of her sitting on the ground with him on laying across her lap and she's just slicing away.

She started stabbing him first, remember. So he wasn't just layin' there chillin', lol. Girl, lmao, I don't know... maybe she was a big girl, and used her weight to her advantage, sat on him as she sliced.

What is a utility knife, anyway? Is that like a boxcutter? Did she slice it off in chunks, or each whole cheek. Cuz they could sew it back on? Lawd, this is hilarious.

Will he still have to wipe after doin' number two?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by TLAW
Just sick... I still get butt shivers when I think of this mess!

LOL!! WTF is a butt shiver????? LOL LOL

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by Ideal08


She started stabbing him first, remember. So he wasn't just layin' there chillin', lol. Girl, lmao, I don't know... maybe she was a big girl, and used her weight to her advantage, sat on him as she sliced.

What is a utility knife, anyway? Is that like a boxcutter? Did she slice it off in chunks, or each whole cheek. Cuz they could sew it back on? Lawd, this is hilarious.

Will he still have to wipe after doin' number two?

Sawrah, this is a very funny post -- I love the "big girl" allusion.
:D

[thesweetestone]

Originally posted by Ideal08
Will he still have to wipe after doin' number two?

Please stop! roflmao!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh2.gif

http://www.clicksmilies.com/summlung/spezial/rags/SINNLOS.gif

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by thesweetestone

http://www.clicksmilies.com/summlung/spezial/rags/SINNLOS.gif

wtH kinda smily is that??? LOL!

[ClassyLady]

Originally posted by Ideal08

Will he still have to wipe after doin' number two?

See, now, this is why I love me some Ideal. She can always make a girl bust out laughing ! ! ! ! ! !