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06-10-2002, 06:18 PM
I posted this in the "unusual places" thread, but thought that since it was kind of a different topic, maybe it needed its own thread since i bet a LOT of people have some crazy getting caught stories!!!
i lived in an apartment with a roommate, and my ex and i THOUGHT we had the apartment to ourselves for hte night because my roommate and her boy were at a party across the street and we thought they would just spend the night over there. so here we are, in my living room, in a slightly compromising position, and in walks my roommate, her boyfreind, and about 15 other people, they had decided to move the party over to my place!! haha, too bad we were having a little party of our own.
06-10-2002, 08:38 PM
I wish I could post mine but it is just TOO embarassing. :eek:
06-10-2002, 10:05 PM
Ok, mine isn't all that embarassing, but I'll post it anyway. First semester I was infatuated with this boy, we'll call him Bob. Bob conveniently lived on the first floor of my dorm, so I got to see him on a daily basis. His room was "the" place to hang out lol. They had this cool pull out couch in there, and yea anyway. So we had this PA, which is a Peer Advisor, same thing as an RA, who loved Bob and his roommate Joey. She was ALWAYS down in there room, but University rules prevented her from pursuing any kind of relationship. Man, that girl was SOOOO nosy!! :mad: Anyway, one night Bob and I are playing Playstation, and the PA comes in for a visit. Well a few minutes after she leaves, Bob leans over and kisses me breaking all the sexual tension that has been felt between us til this point. So there we are, all over each other on Bob's roommates bed.....semi clothed, but not really, when the stupid PA walks in!!! I was so completely embarassed. Well she quickly shuts the door and leaves, or so we think. Why we didn't get up and lock the door at this point I do not know, but anyway. So maybe 10 minutes later, the door opens again. We have on even fewer clothes at this point, and yes, there is the PA, along with Joey the roommate (Ack we were on his bed!!! Oops? :confused: ), and a few girls from the first floor. The dumb PA went and told Joey what was going on, so they came to check it out. Double embarassment. Needless to say, no hooking up every happened between Bob and I again!
:D :rolleyes: ;)
06-11-2002, 01:21 AM
My most embarassing "getting caught" moment was my senior year in high school-- I was dating my now husband-and he was away at college, which was 400 miles from home.
I went to see him for the weekend, but since I was 17 my mom went with me.- We were staying at the local Holiday Inn and about 930pm Shawn and I went to the hottub. The hottub closed at 10, which we did not realize. We are getting it on in the hottub--which faces the main road in this small town--no swimsuit on anymore--the manager comes out and tells us the pool area is closed "GET OUT"--well we had to find my suit which sunk to the bottom of the hottub. I am sitting there smiling at the manager telling her we would be out in a minute. She continues to stand there and wait--so my husband is searching for the top and bottoms--he find them, i put them on--inside out. I half stand up and realize it-I get back under the water to fix it-the manager is yelling at us to get out--but I had to fix my clothes, as my mom is in the hotel room and i could not walk into the room inside out. The manager continues to wait--we get out-and the manager says to have a good night.
The next day in bball practice--Shawn's coach asks if he had a he and I had a good evening--Shawn's says yes--and the coach says "I figured as much, after talking to the manager at the hotel"
It was bad enough getting caught by the manager-but knowing she told the coach was icing on the cake.
We also got caught by my mom while I was in high school--she came home from work early-we had the stereo on real loud--and in she walks--all i remember is seeing my moms feet ther ein the door way!! that was tramatic!!!
06-11-2002, 02:09 AM
One time.. junior year... in my bfs car( still my bf :)
we were making out in this random parking lot... and this security guard decides to shine his flash light in the window.. well, he tells us to leave and i cant move since i am totally undressed.. so the bf had to drive his car out of there almost naked! it was incredibly traumatic.
06-11-2002, 02:46 AM
This was more funny than embarassing, but either way, I was caught...
I was at a latenight in a fraternity house and was hooking up with this guy in one of the rooms when two of his brothers began to walk in and out to grab some things (for some reason the door couldn't be locked, or something?) and then we switched rooms...things were fine until we heard my name being called from the common area. One of my sisters was looking for me. Well, I wasn't about to poke my head out and go, "Here I am!" so I hoped they would get the point and just look for me later. So the guy and I picked up where we left off until a few minutes later I heard two voices calling for me and saying, "Have you seen her anywhere? Last we heard she hanging out with some guy named Justin." At that point I realized they were worried about me b/c we had been drinking and they just wanted to know if I was okay, so I figured I'd join them at the party again in a minute or two...but then I heard them knocking! So I went to the door and said, "Yeah, I'm in here, thank you, I'm fine, babe!" But my sister was pretty drunk and my words were not getting across, so she thought I was in trouble or something and tried to open the door. The door opened about three inches and then wouldn't budge, so I tried to open it all the way, and she either shoved the door really hard or kicked it, and the door totally came off its hinges and fell on the floor. We were all stunned--me, the guy, my sister, the first sister who had been looking for me, and all the people in the common area. I just started laughing and apologized to the guy...it was obvious things just weren't meant to be that night!
My sisters and I still laugh about "the time you broke down a door to save me." Sisterhood takes on many forms!
06-11-2002, 09:09 AM
Well, most embarrasing would be by a priest (fyi, I don't suggest church/school parking lots no matter how close your boyfriend is with the faculty). Thankfully he was cool about it and just let it go.
Second most embarrassing would be my mother while there were no covers and my best friend was passed out on the floor and our other friend was meditating in the living room with a candle. I'm not sure how much we had to drink that night but I'm surprised we could even keep our eyes open!
06-11-2002, 10:14 AM
My worst getting busted moment was not the fact that someone walked in, but rather the whole fraternity seeing me in action.
My first freshamn semester I was hooking up with this girl from a sorority that guys from my frat party'd with all the time, late night. Well i had this girl (who ended up becoming my GF) waiting for me to please her till the sun rose. (Thats to give you an idea how ready she was). I asked one of my brothers if i could use his room in their apartment, he said " Yea, hold on while i get my clothes off of the bed and put something away." Meanwhile, the girl was like all over my neck and her boobs were looking more enticing by the moment. Finally he came back and said "It's all yours stud." Well we had sex off and on for about 2 hours and then passed out, butt ass naked.
After our next chapter meeting I went up stairs to see one of my brothers. Came downstairs about 20 minutes later and while i was walking down i heard people Yelling and hollering....."yeaaaaaaaa"....."Studddddd"...... to my amazment i saw about 50 or so guys there watching the Big screen TV with me on it, nailing this girl.......Only then i realized what humility really was. (Thank god that tape didnt come out when we were kicked off campus in 99)
I must admit though, if you havent seen yourself in action, its a good idea to try it and see what you can work on. Thing is though your girl has to be down or she'll think your a fucking freak.
06-11-2002, 11:07 AM
Well I wouldn't say that I was embarrassed but I would say that is was my "least proud" moment.
My ex-boyfriend, who I had been dating for a few years, lived in a fraternity house and he had two roommates. I assumed that he locked the door but guess what? His roommate walked in on us...we weren't having sex...I was doing something else. I'm not sure if we were technically "caught " but from then on we decided that the couch was not exactly a good place for our extracurricular activities. We were known as the "rabbits" of the house so if anyone had found out about it I don't think that anyone would have been surprised.
06-11-2002, 12:19 PM
My (now ex) boyfriend and I were hanging out at his brother's apartment. He would stay at his brother's place on the weekends because of work. Anyway, we started fooling around and he assured me that his brother was out of town until that evening. About ten minutes later I hear a key in the door! It was VERY embarrassing! http://www.plaudersmilies.de/sad/ponder.gif
06-11-2002, 12:29 PM
UF Pike's story was hilarious...yet, yes, freaky. Reminds me of someone else's "getting caught" story.
When I was pledging, we went to this big frat party and late in the evening we started hearing people saying, "Omigod, did you hear about the threesome?" Seems one of the brothers was in his room with two girls...the doorknob was out and a camera was filming the whole thing. The story spread pretty fast, and we were all like, "That's sick," but the thing that clinched it was that one of the girls looked straight at the camera and smiled.
I wondered about the validity of this story until a friend of mine who was friends with a lot of guys in that fraternity told me that when she was over there hanging out one afternoon, they were watching the tape.
06-11-2002, 07:56 PM
Man do I have alot of getting caught stories! But my favorite is one that really isnt a getting caught story but more like never leave your door unlocked on Saturday night story! My (ex) boyfriend and I were in my dorm room and we were known as the freaky couple of the hall. Anyways, I had a loft bed and I was on top of him and going at it when my best friend Aud comes in and starts talking to me. I am like Aud, get the Hell out of here. And she is really drunk and really confused at this point and is like whats wrong. I had the covers pulled up so you couldnt see him and I also had my shirt on. So here I am on top of my bf and with my best friend standing in my room confused as hell when everyone in the hall starts walking in fromm partying. Then the RA is coming around and making rounds, and the door is still open this point so I just scream really loud get out of here
(ex) came over after the party and I was in the middle of having sex when you decided to walk in. So my whole hall hears this!
Also the wierdest place I have ever done it was in my boyfriends dads office copy room with the door open and his dad just upstairs!
Another story has to do with a frat party that I attended last year. It was a fraternity at an all guys school in my state. I was dancing with this guy and he starts kissing me. Then I hear someone go, whose camera is this and I was not thinking anything about it. Well when I see the flashes start going off I am shit! I ended up making out with this guy for 2 hours while his brothers sat out in the hall and waited for us to come out of the room. It was another brothers couch we were making out on. Then when we come out everyone starts cheering and they start taking more pictures. It was really embarrassing. When I did get those pictures back most of them had pictures of us making out and his hand on my butt or my boob. It was really embarrassing when I went to pick them up. They have found a good hiding place though ;)
06-11-2002, 08:57 PM
I have a very crazy story here and I happened to get caught indirectly by my parents.
So, this one time an ex and myself are getting kinda naughty and whatnot. So, there is this camera that just happens to be laying around, what the heck right?
Yea, what the heck, what harm can it do to tape ourselves doing the naughty. So we did and it was actually a lot of fun. We finish and end up keeping the tape hidden in my room for future viewing.
A few weeks later she is over again and well the parents are gone out of town, so she asks to see the tape that we made a few weeks ago. I go to the secret tape spot and pull the bad boy yout and pop it in the VCR.
We begin to watch it and start fooling around watching it, Somehow we end up turning the tape and t.v. off as we are getting into it and we totally forget about the tape in the VCR.
A few days later my parents are back from vacation and decide to go rent a movie. They come back and try to put the tape in the VCR but for some reason there is already a tape in it. My mother always being the way she is decides to see what video is in. DAYUM that is all I have to say. She saw the badness of me and I heard it good that night.
That was probably my moment of shame right there.
06-12-2002, 09:02 AM
I debated a long time over whether to tell you guys this, but it is just toooo funny... :o
A few years ago, when my husband and I were just dating, he and I went to visit my parents one weekend. My parents were in the kitchen putting dinner together (steak, potatoes, corn on the cob), and my sweetie and I were in the living room, getting... how shall I say it... a little "frisky" ;) Nothing too wild, the clothes stayed on, but my super-conservative parents would not have approved...
You know how, in some steakhouses, when you order a steak, they will bring the steak out to you uncooked so that you can approve of the cut of meat before it's grilled? ("it's too fatty" or whatever)
So my sweetie and I are in the middle of fooling around when my father walks in with the raw steak, shows it to me, and says in his best snooty-waiter voice, "Do you approve of the meat, Madame?" :eek: :eek: :eek:
Let's just say that long hair hides a multitude of sins. :D
06-12-2002, 06:30 PM
Ok well, this wasn't exactly getting caught but it certainly made me curtail my vocal aerobics......
Apparently I was kind of loud when my husband and I started dating. I thought we could be pretty free with our sexual activity because he had the only single room in the house and also the only bedroom on the first floor. So I didn't worry about keeping my voice down, so to speak. Well one of his brothers, who seldom had first-hand experience, kind of liked to live vicariously through his more active friends! He would come down to study and park himself right outside the bedroom door so he could listen to me!!!!!!!!!!! I remember the first time I came out to go the bathroom and BOOM. Opened the door right into Carl!
The best one didn't involve me getting caught......in was me catching someone else. Once my hubby and I were engaged, his parents pretty much didn't care what we did. He stayed at home for one semester before we got married to save money, and I'd go over to his place and we'd disappear into his room for the night. One night I snuggled down into his bed and I felt something with my foot. I reached down and pulled out a pair of lacy women's panties......they were a much bigger size than I was and they sure didn't belong to me!!!! I held them up and said "So is there something you want to tell me?" and his eyes are getting bigger and bigger.....he's like, "What the Hell????" And then suddenly he realized and he said "I think I'm gonna be sick......MOOOOOOOM!!!!!!" He got up and went out to find his mom.....he showed her the panties and said "Any idea who these might belong to?" She turned beet red......turns out she was doing some housework and was cleaning his room when she decided to lay down and rest on his bed. His dad came home and found her alone in the house, and.....well you know the rest! YUCK! I told him we needed to get even by doing it in THEIR bed, but we never did!
06-12-2002, 06:38 PM
Oh geez I just read Blaine's post and it reminded me of something......in H.S. my boyfriend and I were kind of freaky.....he decided to make me this video for when he wasn't around, I guess with the intention of me using it for "solo inspiration." Anyway it was of him, uh, taking care of business with the Rolling Stones playing "Let's Spend The Night Together" in the background. The tape was an old one he swiped from his parents and taped over....it was labeled "NOVA." I don't remember how or where, but my mom found it one day and decided to look at it, being a mom!!!!! Oh man....but the funniest part is that her biggest concern was whether there was a "companion" tape out there of me doing the same thing for him.....!!!!! It was difficult to convince her that no, there wasn't!
06-12-2002, 06:48 PM
My boyfriend at the time and I were hanging out at his apartment doing homework, when his roommates came home and were being really loud and we couldn't concentrate. We decided to go to my parent's house because I knew my parents were both at work and it would be quiet.
Once we got there, we thought it would be fun to have sex on my old bed. Well, we went at it and I guess we were being loud. I heard my door ope a little because it squeaks. i thought it was just the cat pushing open the door, so I didn't really pay any attention to it. But all of a sudden, I heard it close! All I heard was my dad calling my name. I felt so horrible and my boyfriend just froze with this scared look on his face. :eek:
I couldn't think because my mind was racing with excuses I could make. We got dressed and my boyfriend just sat on my bed with his head in his hands. We walked out of my room and my dad wouldn't even look at us. I knew he neede to calm down and there was nothing I could say, so I just left. The worst part was that we had to go to my cousin's house for a birthday party later that day, so we had to face my whole family. Thank goodness they didn't know what happened!
My dad wouldn't talk to me for two weeks until I apologized for disrespecting his house. He launched into a lecture about safe sex, AIDS, and STDs. Then, he went off onto a tangent about how unsafe my tattoo was and asked if I was sure that they sterilized the needle. It was weird. My boyfriend eventually got the nerve to come over again. The funny thing is, he was alyws the boyfriend that he liked the best. Go figure...:confused:
06-12-2002, 10:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is all I can say, these are CRACKING ME UP!!!!
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