amycat412
02-19-2002, 08:34 PM
>You Know You're in Las Vegas When:
>- You no longer associate bridges with water.
>- You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
>- You can make instant sun tea.
>- You learn that a seat belt makes a good branding iron.
>- The temperature drops below 85, and you feel a bit chilled.
>- You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
>- You discover you can get a sunburn through your car window.
>- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade, not distance.
>- It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is
> on the streets.
>- Hot water comes out of both taps.
>- You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having
> air conditioning.
>- Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up
>lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
and, finally, and this is SO TRUE --
>- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>
>
>- You no longer associate bridges with water.
>- You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
>- You can make instant sun tea.
>- You learn that a seat belt makes a good branding iron.
>- The temperature drops below 85, and you feel a bit chilled.
>- You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
>- You discover you can get a sunburn through your car window.
>- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade, not distance.
>- It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is
> on the streets.
>- Hot water comes out of both taps.
>- You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having
> air conditioning.
>- Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up
>lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
and, finally, and this is SO TRUE --
>- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>
>
