In this thread we give random CORRECT advice

[cheerfulgreek]

Not sure how well this thread will do, but I thought it would be fun. I mean, most of us are educated, so maybe we can learn something from each other.:)

REJECTMENT is not a word.:p

and it's "a lot" not "alot".

[ree-Xi]

Wash your hands for as long as it takes you to sing your ABCs twice.

[bostongreek]

Floss regularly.

Also, don't waste time on GC when you have two papers you should be writing. Too bad I can't take my own advice?

[IrishLake]

Always send a "thank you" note when you receive something, be it a gift or service.

[AOII Angel]

Pay your taxes on time.

[33girl]

Don't read boring threads.

[Kappamd]

33girl wins.

[1stSoon2BePhD]

"There", "their", and "they're" are 3 different words which are pronounced the same but have different meanings (homophones).

Even if service is not the best, you should always leave a tip. And remember- you are tipping the waiter/waitress and NOT the kitchen staff. Your waiter had nothing to do with your salmon being undercooked.

[AGDee]

Don't put off shaving your legs in the winter just because nobody sees them anyway. You never know when you're going to break a foot.

[XAntoftheSkyX]

Take that left at Albuquerque.

[DaemonSeid]

Wipe from front to rear

Look both ways before crossing


NEVER EVER CROSS THE STREAMS.

[thetygerlily]

Stay in touch with former colleagues, classmates, and friends (LinkedIn & Facebook are both great for this). You never know who will come through for you.

Do your best, every day, no matter the task. You don't know who may be watching.

Act like an expert and you'll be treated like an expert. Do your research behind the scenes and don't be cocky about it.

[cheerfulgreek]

Over 75% of cats that develop heart disease are male.

[Psi U MC Vito]

DISCRETION!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thetygerlily]

Neutering a dog does not take away his masculinity. Or the masculinity of the human male who owns the dog.

[jdrama]

Farting on the bus with your I-Pod on full blast is very risky. It might not be silent...

[cheerfulgreek]

Farting on the bus with your I-Pod on full blast is very risky. It might not be silent...
lol

random correct advice: Don't respond to Max or any of his other usernames.

[XAntoftheSkyX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgcZNpmOKuk&feature=related

Though I prefer the unedited version.

[gee_ess]

Make your pity parties brief and private.

[dreamseeker]

NEVER EVER CROSS THE STREAMS.

LOOOOOL the only reason i know what this means is cuz my bf started playing the game on sunday.

[LucyKKG]

Call your parents!

[cheerfulgreek]

^^^never respond to spammers.

[thetygerlily]

"Its" implies possession. "It's" is a contraction meaning "it is". That's right, an apostrophe sometimes means a word is possessive and sometimes means it's a contraction.

Apostrophe + S does not signify plurality. Ever.

[honeychile]

Pay your taxes on time.
Or file for an extension! ;)

Don't put off shaving your legs in the winter just because nobody sees them anyway. You never know when you're going to break a foot.
LOL - will you have an automatic waxing when the cast comes off?

Try to learn something new at least once a week, if not once a day.

[RU OX Alum]

Remember if you drive to have regularly cleaned your fuel injector heads. They can get clogged and your engine will not start.

[AGDee]

Or file for an extension! ;)


LOL - will you have an automatic waxing when the cast comes off?

Try to learn something new at least once a week, if not once a day.

No.. no automatic waxing when it comes off. I did have it off for a day and was able to shave and exfoliate that day. I looked like I had lizard skin. In fact, I had to exfoliate twice and I still had flaking skin. I'm very afraid to see what it's going to be like when I get this second cast off! But the day I broke it, everybody in the world was looking at it, x-raying, etc. When it's been on for 5 weeks, they expect the leg to look a mess. Not so much the DAY you break it!

[wide-eyed]

It's Y'ALL not YA'LL. If you're going to spend the time to type such a word, get it right.

[DaemonSeid]

Look up or down. Never side to side. ALWAYS wash your hands when done.

[APhi4Ever]

Do not sign a contract until you have read it all first.

Coupons only save you money on those items you were going to buy in the first place.

Do not drive across town to buy gas that is 5 cents cheaper per gallon than the gas you could buy at the present location. You will have just wasted $5.00 getting there and saved nothing.

You are what you eat.

If a man abuses his animals, or punches into walls while you are dating, do not expect for him to treat you any better, get out of that relationship fast.

[unicorn]

Charge your phone!

[AnotherKD]

Do what you want to do in life, not what your parents want you to do (should have done this when I was in college).

Wear sunscreen. Every day. You don't want to see wrinkles at the age of 25-30.

Take responsibility for your own mistakes.

Learn how to write and speak correctly. People will notice if you dont- especially employers.

Don't spend more than you earn. You may want to go crazy at Neiman Marcus, but keep an eye on the wallet. That being said, if you DO go crazy there, start with Miu Miu shoes. They are the most comfortable of all designer shoes. :)

[cheerfulgreek]

Don't spend more than you earn. You may want to go crazy at Neiman Marcus, but keep an eye on the wallet.
Yep. I love Neiman Marcus.:)

[thetygerlily]

In case of inclement weather, use the restroom before starting your commute home. Living just 2 miles away does not matter when you have a snow storm that renders all hills useless and causes hundreds of drivers to abandon their cars. Those two miles become 3 excruciating hours. Which would be excruciating anyway, but needing to go to the bathroom makes it that much worse.

[AZTheta]

a part (of), not apart (of)

would have/should have/could have, not would of, should of, could of

to/too/two - not the same things, folks

your/you're - same as to/too/two

Lily already covered the use of "its" and "it's". Someone else caught their/there/they're.

Good idea: study the use of apostrophes, semicolons, and colons.

Eats, Shoots & Leaves is a must read.

Just because a word is "in the dictionary" doesn't mean that it's correct or acceptable to use it. Read the entire definition.

[Parfait]

I replied to the incorrect advice thread, saw this one, then had a little mini panic attack thinking I posted bogus info in this thread.
________

A simple thank you note with correct spelling and grammar can go a long way. Put some thought and effort into it, even if you are thanking someone for the mismatched pair of socks that don't fit.

Burning a bridge may seem "fun" but you never know when you might need that bridge again.

When trying a new product that goes on your skin (Nair, makeup, lotion, etc.) do a small test patch first. It's no fun when your skin blisters.

Take a shower, brush your hair, and dress neatly for job interviews. Do not eat messy foods before and check a mirror before going into the interview, arrive on time, early is better.

[1stSoon2BePhD]

DO NOT leave your laptop or wallet unattended in a building that has a long history of theft.

[thetygerlily]

Sometimes little old ladies really do steal your cart by accident. Mistakes do happen, even when the contents of the cart are totally different. Acting like a spy with your coworker to track down the lady with your cart in Costco is fun. Then you can laugh about it later instead of being annoyed.

[LucyKKG]

Wear sunscreen. Every day. You don't want to see wrinkles at the age of 25-30.

The ultimate in advice:

"If I could offer you only one tip for the future, suncreen would be it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfq_A8nXMsQ

[honeychile]

^ For real.

Computer-speak is only cute for so long.

Learn to relax your face while putting on makeup or doing your hair. That grimace you usually have while putting on mascara will haunt you with deep wrinkles as you age.

And I can't stress this enough:
If you're put in a parallel parking situation, and are fortunate enough to get the first or the last space, pull as far up or back as far back as you can, so the person who has to park in the middle doesn't have to bumperkiss you four or five times!

[TrueStar]

Don't speak badly about someone next to you in a language you assume he or she doesn't understand.

You may be in for a surprise.

[WCsweet<3]

A deal is never "one day only" if a contract and a signature is needed.

[CutiePie2000]

"Myself" is a reflexive pronoun that is used in a reflexive context, or to provide emphasis.

Reflexive:
"I work myself too hard".
"The detective himself was the killer".

Emphasis:
"You like chocolate, I myself like vanilla".

All other uses are INCORRECT.

[WCsweet<3]

Do the research for the paper now.

[christiangirl]

No lie: If you get a burn and no burn cream is available, use toothpaste. Any fluoride toothpaste (preferably with baking soda) works just as well as Neosporin. Ice may make your skin blister, but toothpaste willl calm the burn, even if it's already begun to blister. It's like magic!

[Psi U MC Vito]

No lie: If you get a burn and no burn cream is available, use toothpaste. Any fluoride toothpaste (preferably with baking soda) works just as well as Neosporin. Ice may make your skin blister, but toothpaste willl calm the burn, even if it's already begun to blister. It's like magic!
I was told NOT to do that. All you do is cook the burn.

[christiangirl]

I was told NOT to do that. All you do is cook the burn.

Just going by experience. I work at a hospital and the nurse did this for me when I spilled hot tea on my hand last week (and they had run out of Neosporin in the med room). It was deep red and blisters were forming along the edges of the burn. I thought she was nuts, but it was painful and I was willing to try anything. She caked on toothpaste and I rinsed after about 10 minutes. The blistering and redness had disappeared, along with the pain. My hand looked like nothing had ever happened. Take it FWIW.

Butter on the other hand....that's a fail. :rolleyes:

[TPA85]

Don't make up stories about yourself, especially if you live in a small town. People will find out the truth and then you just look like an idiot (not to mention a little less-than-sane).

[back stories:
#1: This kid who was a total bully to me in HS somehow got it going that he was the CEO/founder of some company that was comparable to Build-a-Bear and it was successful and he was loaded.....turns out..he sells phones at the Spring kiosk in the mall. How did everyone find out the truth? His wedding announcement in the newspaper. FAIL.
#2: This guy I was actually very good friends with for the bulk of HS emailed me randomly and told me he was a personal assistant in NYC and he was rolling in cash and he had his own "we'll organize your home and your life" kind of business.....Saw him walking out of our local furniture store with a company polo & nametag on last week....]

[nikki1920]

If someone offers you a piece of gum or a mint, take it.

[Parfait]

Go light on the perfume. You may not be able to smell it anymore, but trust me, everyone else can.

[DaemonSeid]

Never, ever lie about your fraternal affiliations.

[thetygerlily]

Go light on the perfume. You may not be able to smell it anymore, but trust me, everyone else can.

YES! Great one. And more people are allergic to it than you may think. Please don't kill them (read: me)

Smokers-just because you douse yourself in cologne or smoke outside does not mean that I can't smell it on you 2 hours later and need to leave the room. No, not everyone enjoys that scent and yes, some people are allergic to it (read: me again).

Cologne or perfume does not make up for a shower. Deodorant is a good start, though.

[RU OX Alum]

YES! Great one. And more people are allergic to it than you may think. Please don't kill them (read: me)

Smokers-just because you douse yourself in cologne or smoke outside does not mean that I can't smell it on you 2 hours later and need to leave the room. No, not everyone enjoys that scent and yes, some people are allergic to it (read: me again).

Cologne or perfume does not make up for a shower. Deodorant is a good start, though.

Hello fellow multiple allergy sufferer!

My correct advice is always run spellcheck. Always. Even if no red lines show up.

[DaemonSeid]

If you ever come to DC and travel on our Metro...

When you get on the escalators move to the far right to let people who want to move ahead do so...you always can spot out of towners by the ones who hold up the escalators.

[thetygerlily]

Hello fellow multiple allergy sufferer!

*Waves* They are oh so fun, aren't they? Mine's all fragrance & tobacco.

Writing in all caps does not excuse you from knowing proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Many consider it to be quite rude and it is difficult to read.

[RU OX Alum]

*Waves* They are oh so fun, aren't they? Mine's all fragrance & tobacco.

Writing in all caps does not excuse you from knowing proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Many consider it to be quite rude and it is difficult to read.


Totally. Mine are mostly food related but lots of outdoor and some frangances too.

When crossing the street, look both ways because just because you have the right of way, doesn't mean drivers are paying attention.

[WCsweet<3]

Bras should have no gapping in the cups.
Bra bands should not be arched on your back. They should be straight across.

[1stSoon2BePhD]

If you ever come to DC and travel on our Metro...

When you get on the escalators move to the far right to let people who want to move ahead do so...you always can spot out of towners by the ones who hold up the escalators.

This is actually a REALLY big deal in the Metro in Madrid, Spain. DO NOT be standing on the left side especially when you hear a train pull into the station. You will get mowed over.

[DaemonSeid]

This is actually a REALLY big deal in the Metro in Madrid, Spain. DO NOT be standing on the left side especially when you hear a train pull into the station. You will get mowed over.

Exactly!!

[als463]

Never, ever lie about your fraternal affiliations.

I have to ask...does this happen very often? It seems obvious that you wouldn't lie about your fraternal affiliations but, does it really happen that often? Do you mean, don't lie and say you belong to ABC when you actually belong to XYZ or do you mean if you aren't in any GLO, don't lie and say you pledged, initiated, crossed, etc.?

That is dumb when people do that. People will eventually find out you are a liar-just like TPA said about the guys in her town who lied about their cushy jobs. People eventually find out-ya' know?

[1stSoon2BePhD]

Do you mean, don't lie and say you belong to ABC when you actually belong to XYZ or do you mean if you aren't in any GLO, don't lie and say you pledged, initiated, crossed, etc.?

<hijack>
I've heard so many stories about people who are not a member of any organization but say that they are affiliated.

I too do not see the point but ... to each his own ... ?
</hijack>

0.2 points out of a total of 25 on a lab report DOES NOT COUNT for anything. Do NOT ask your teacher/TA/professor to change your grade and give you 0.2 points back!

[als463]

I've heard so many stories about people who are not a member of any organization but say that they are affiliated.

I too do not see the point but ... to each his own ... ?

Yes, that just seems weird to me.

Advice: Learn to forgive. Stop holding a grudge. It only makes things worse.

[honeychile]

Learn how to cook at least one dinner, from soup to nuts, better than anyone else.

Always have the ingredients to one meal or part of a meal (for a potluck) on hand.

Never, ever, allow a unibrow on your face!

Minty floss is your friend.

[ZTA72]

If you ever come to DC and travel on our Metro...

When you get on the escalators move to the far right to let people who want to move ahead do so...you always can spot out of towners by the ones who hold up the escalators.

OMgoodness, YES! Especially, when you are trying to get to school/work!

[1stSoon2BePhD]

Save as little information as possible on your internal hard drive. Back-up everything on an external hard drive in case something happens to your computer.

[jennyj87]

Wear sunscreen.

Oh my god my back hurts.

[DaemonSeid]

I was always told that if a person doesn't keep their house clean, there are other things they don't keep clean either.

[SydneyK]

If you really want to take your final while you're high, then at least make an effort to hide it. They make eye drops, you know.

[LucyKKG]

Ikke pikke nese! Hahah that's "Don't pick your nose" in Norwegian. My parents used to say that when I was little...lol!

[Jen]

Axe Body Spray does not smell good to women like the commercial says. It makes many of us want to vomit.

[chickenoodle]

Wear sunscreen.

Oh my god my back hurts.

And consistently reapply every hour or two.

jenny87, been there, done that. I actually visibily damaged my skin in one fell swoop.

[cheerfulgreek]

Advice: Learn to forgive. Stop holding a grudge. It only makes things worse.
Is there anything we disagree on? :p

[cheerfulgreek]

With dogs, facial expression, body posture and scent are all used in communication.

[als463]

Is there anything we disagree on? :p

I haven't found one thing, yet! :)

Good luck on the job hunt! I know you will do great!

Advice: When you shake someone's hand (especially if you are a woman), make sure it is firm. Nobody likes a limp fish in their hands-it's weird! Cheerfulgreek, I hope you give a great handshake on all your interviews! I know you will make an impact on potential employers and GOOD LUCK!

[tri deezy]

Get more sleep. (Note to self...)

Keep things in perspective. It could always be worse no matter how bad a situation is.

Don't make rash or overly emotional decisions.

Don't procrastinate.

If you're going to get a dog, adopt!

[christiangirl]

Wear sunscreen.

Oh my god my back hurts.
Hugging! :(
Axe Body Spray does not smell good to women like the commercial says. It makes many of us want to vomit.

Amen. What does smell good? Burberry. No, you can't get it in the grocery store but if you want her nuzzling your neck, there are sacrifices to be made.


Keep a box of blank cards in a drawer. Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, or congrats, you will always be ready (to pretend you remembered). :D

[PrettyBoy]

Kappa Alpha Psi is the fraternity everybody loves to hate.:D

[cheerfulgreek]

Don't walk around outside in the dirt, and/or mud or there's a possibility you could get hookworms. Once inside, (rent free) :p they don't eat the food you've eaten, instead they pierce the lining of your intestinal wall and drink the blood from it.

[cheerfulgreek]

I haven't found one thing, yet! :)

Good luck on the job hunt! I know you will do great!

Advice: When you shake someone's hand (especially if you are a woman), make sure it is firm. Nobody likes a limp fish in their hands-it's weird! Cheerfulgreek, I hope you give a great handshake on all your interviews! I know you will make an impact on potential employers and GOOD LUCK!
lol @ the "limp fish". Yep. I have heard that before. People say that I do have a pretty firm handshake. My boss said he spoke highly of me to them, so hopefully I'll be able to back up what he said. I'm meeting with them on Monday and Tuesday. It's not really for a position now, but after I graduate next year. I want to be a veterinary cardiologist, so I'll need to do my residency under a Dr. who specializes in internal medicine. I'm hoping everything works out for me. And thank you so much for the advice and encouraging remarks.

Have a wonderful weekend, als463.:)

[christiangirl]

Kappa Alpha Psi is the fraternity everybody loves to hate.:D

We don't hate you, we're just waiting for you to drop the cane....again.

:cool:

[1stSoon2BePhD]

Adjust your mirrors before you start driving. NOT at a stop light.

[PrettyBoy]

We don't hate you, we're just waiting for you to drop the cane....again.

:cool:
No sweat, because we even look smooth when we do drop.:cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS0YZ6CA0TI

But when we don't drop....words can't even describe the smooooth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NKJG0XuxdQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93N6_0tIq74

Ladies love us
Men envy us
God protects us

C'mon now lady, don't hate.:D

[DrPhil]

Advice: When you shake someone's hand (especially if you are a woman), make sure it is firm.

Shout this from the rooftop!

I hate getting limp wristed handshakes. I see it as a sign of disrespect and disregard, especially when it comes from a man because he is assuming I want "handshake chivalry" and/or can't handle a firm shake. If people are not physically weak and fragile, PLEASE give a firm handshake.

[christiangirl]

^^^My handshake has always been pretty firm, but not a death grip or anything. I shook another woman's hand and she was limp as a fish. She didn't squeeze back AT ALL so her hand just crumpled under mine and she yelled like I hurt her. I was like, "Really?" :rolleyes:

[als463]

^^^My handshake has always been pretty firm, but not a death grip or anything. I shook another woman's hand and she was limp as a fish. She didn't squeeze back AT ALL so her hand just crumpled under mine and she yelled like I hurt her. I was like, "Really?" :rolleyes:

Oh, I agree with both you and Dr.Phil. I HATE when people shake it so lightly (as if you are a leper). I think we can all agree it is very disrespectful to shake like a limp fish.

[PrettyBoy]

You've been a Kappa long enough to know better than to generalize like this. ;) But, such generalizations are the only reason some of your ugly and awkward frat get any play from those who are easily convinced.
I knew this before I was a Kappa. What I posted is called teasing, not generalizing (to me). CG was teasing and I was too. Also, the only reason why any man, in whatever fraternity, ugly, good looking, average, awkward, or whatever, who believes a "stereotype" and practices it has low self esteem. And any woman who gives men like this "play" (whatever that means) also has low self esteem. I feel sorry for both.

I'm surprised you took me seriously.

[cheerfulgreek]

Clinical procedures should always be done correctly. Unfortunately, in some hospitals, they're not. Like with peritoneal catherization and lavage. It's important to allow the animal to urinate, or empty the bladder by urethral catherization. For most animals, local anesthesia is sufficient. A reversible narcotic sedative can also be used. I mean, if it's necessary. And for positioning, the animal should be placed in either right or left lateral recumbency.

[DrPhil]

What I posted is called teasing

What I posted is called picking with a Kappa. ;)