GC Awards!

[Dejajeva]

lol
I was talking about this playfully with a friend of mine and we kind of agreed it would be a fun, great idea.
We're going to have the 1st annual GC Awards:

With fun catagories like:

Funniest
Most Sarcastic
Cutest Couple in GC
Sweetest
STuff like that-

Most likely to succeed
Most likely to become President-

:)
If you have catagories you'd like to see, just post them
I think it will be a lot of fun- a way to bring everyone together and get to know them better!

Always,
Jessica

[ZTAngel]

Here's my votes:

Funniest: Lifesaver...I'm still laughing about that one post about your roommate titled "The Bow and Arrow Story"
Most Sarcastic: James
Cutest Couple in GC: obvious...Billy O and Dejajeva! :)
Sweetest: newbie

Most likely to succeed: I think we'll all succeed! (I know...that was really cheesy.....)
Most likely to become President: Tom Earp!

[SigmaChiCard]

Motherly: JustaMom
Fatherly: Earp
Humor: Damasa
Academics: zntke11
Sweetest: Sparklii
Most likely to Succeed: newbie
president: Earp
miss the most: CRMSNTiDEGRL717
cutest couple: Billy O & Dejajaeva, or newbie and I, she'd make up all that I lack
craziest(in the sense of you might go party with them and not make it home): 3 way tie with Lil_G, KSig RC, & KABillyMac
cutest (in action): pbpck
best conversationalist: ExGreek.
style: xok85xo (for her taste in music)

There you have it....

[AlphaGam1019]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard
cutest couple: Billy O & Dejajaeva,

Hey! It's Deja and StrokerTKE now!!! in real life too!

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard

Academics: zntke11
[/B]

Why me? Because I actually graduated or I just seem smart? :) lol

[SigmaChiCard]

seem smart. hopefully we'll all get to that 'g' stage sometime

[AlphaGam1019]

I think it's your typos that give it away! lol :)

[The1calledTKE]

Motherly: Carnation
Fatherly: Earp
Humor: Damasa
Academics: greeklawgirl
Sweetest: DeltaBetaBaby
Most likely to Succeed: SigmaChi Card
president: GMUTKE
miss the most:
cutest couple: StrokerTKE& Dejajaeva
craziest(in the sense of you might go party with them and not make it home): to many to name, bunch of party animals here
cutest :Alphagam1019
best conversationalist: ExGreek.
style: Alphagam1019

[Thrillhouse]

Here is my list:

Humor: Tie between Lil G, ksigrc, billymac, and lifesaver (seriously, I can't decide)
Sweetest: Newbie
Most Likely to be president: Earp, there was even discussion about this a couple of weeks ago ;)
Cutest Couple: Zntke and alphagam1019
Sarcastic: 33girl, when she wants to be, lol
Conversationalist: Damasa or Tigergirl

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Ex greek
[B]Here is my list:

Cutest Couple: Zntke and alphagam1019


Aww thanks Ex Greek

[TigerGirl52]

AWWWWWWWWWWW THANK YOU EX GREEK!!!!! I feel so special now!!!!!!

Allison

[greeklawgirl]

Originally posted by zntke711

Academics: greeklawgirl

I'm blushing and grinning from ear to ear!
Love ya, sweetie!
(I don't think Nina will mind if I say that, it's all in the family. ;) )

[The1calledTKE]

Nah I doubt she would mind. I am glad I could make you smile.

[DGPhoney]

Hmm this is a good thread kinda hard though, but I think I am going to throw in a few of my own categories.
Lets see:
The Media(knows the full scoop, nothing but the facts) Killarney Rose
The God Father: Tom Earp he's da man he answers all , and he has his own lingo , Tom is running things

The Brains: (Not saying that the rest of us aren't smart) Greeklawgirl, She's smart and just cool, need I say more

The Playboy : LIfesaver and Damasa
The Bouncer: James, he's too the point, tells it like it is, has great advice, comes correct every time, and most bouncers are cuties

The Starlet: DZrose, she is just so nice ,aimed for success

The Couple : Deja and Strokertke
Biggest Yankee Fan : Ksigkid
The Loon : (crazy pure crazy) Kabillymac

Thats all folks, I know I have a few more for some folks, but can't think to straightly right now ;)




DGPhoney~

[Dejajeva]

awwww
lol
you guys are way too cute-

But billy, your still a doll. :) Maybe we're just better off as friends! lol.

Funniest- Definately between a couple- James, KSigRC, Tom, Damasa and Billy

Sweetest- KillarneyRose, DGPhoney, and IowaHawkEye, AND Damasa. :)
(and you too Jason. But, you already know that.)

Most likely to become president- Tom Earp. I'd vote for him.

Cutest Couple- Zntke and alphagam1019
(Although I'd like to think Jason and I are pretty cute too, since GC brought us together and all. lol. But Zntke and Alphagam are much cuter and have been together longer!)

Biggest Flirt- James. James, and probably me. lol.

Most Mature (and I mean this not like an Age mature but a personality mature)- Just a Mom

Smartest- GreekLawGirl

I can't think of anymore right now.
lol
Always,
Jess

[KSigkid]

Thanks for the shout-out DGPhoney - I'm just a huge Yankees fan, what can I say, I never get tired of seeing them win - GO YANKS!!!

[greeklawgirl]

Oh, my goodness, three in one day! I feel so loved!!! Thanks, dejajeva...you always know how to keep things hopping around here. ;)

My husband is going to find me absolutely insufferable around here the next few days! :D

(Hey, KSigkid, I think the Yanks may take it in 5...although I must admit I do have a soft spot for both teams!)

[StrokerTKE]

Thanks everyone...it means a lot to me

BTW...my name is Jason, so you don't get confused with Deja's posts :)

[DGPhoney]

Originally posted by KSigkid
Thanks for the shout-out DGPhoney - I'm just a huge Yankees fan, what can I say, I never get tired of seeing them win - GO YANKS!!!
gotta stick with my yankee fans :D
DGPhoney~

[amycat412]

How about--
Most likely to win an Oscar??

Hint: the answer is, for Best Original and Best Adapted Screenplay-- ME. :D
(Guess that would make me most modest GCer too, huh? LOL)

Most likely to win a Grammy?

Most likely to be on the Notorious Newsmakers edition of The Weakest Link?

[Thrillhouse]

Most likely to win an oscar is Lil G for his almost hilarious attempt at getting the racoons to stop going into his garbage.

[justamom]

Can I make a different list? I've started a mental one but have soooo many categories!

Most like to play pool with-SigmaChiCard, lifesaver, zntke, dzrose

Most like to have over for dinner-James, Tom, Carnation, Juniorgrrl

Most like to talk philosophy with-ALL the above and add Dejajeva
amycat Lil G Delt Alum Tigergirl and prospective rushee.

Want on "my side" of a debate-Barbara, IowaHawkeye, and mmcat-more here, but I would be redundant.

I might add more but this is off the top of my head.

SigmaChiCard and Dejajeva-You all are so, so sweet.
All the ladies "mothered" me through rush, and THAT, I will never forget.

[KABillyMac]

I probably lost alot of votes for alot of categories after my "Which is better post" but hey, what can I say. I was young and stupid at one time. It happens to the best of us.

Person I would want with me in a gunfight:
Tom Earp and Lifesaver. Being a licensed carrier, its always good to have a couple other gun carries with you.

Most likely to go to a fraternity formal and wind up showing her boobs to everybody:
Deja. LoL. Sorry D, had to throw that in there.

Who I would want to drink some beer with:
I said this before, but 33, AXOalum, Gphi, and I forgot about Lifesaver, Amycat, OTW, Kilarny, Carnation, Tom, Ex Greek, Lil G, Damasa, James, anyone that I forget there just know I'd drink a beer with the whole board if I had the opprotunity.

Woman that I have never met but I know is my soulmate:
TigerGirl. Just cant get over the fact that you deerhunt. I need to move to Louisiana.

Most likely to score a hot woman but not be able to change the oil in a car:
SigmaChiCard. LOL.

Most likely to be caught running around with a neon green butt:
Lil G's coons.

Best Couple:
Me and beer.

Most likely to succeed:
Tom Earp. Who wouldnt offer this man a job?

Biggest joke on this board:
The V's. Oh wait, they aint on this board anymore. My bad.

[AOIIAngel]

"Most likely to score a hot woman but not be able to change the oil in a car:
SigmaChiCard. LOL. "


LOL, that is soo funny! Hey sigmachicard-is that true???


Funniest-lifesaver I love your posts!

Most Likely to be President-Tom Earp

Sweetest-newbie

Best to drink with-KSigkid-If he can sip on some Jack, then he has gotta be great to drink with!

Ok, I am to sleepy to keep going!

[SigmaChiCard]

LOL, KA, not pegged ALL wrong! My car maintainance is limited to checking everything to see if it's in the proper working order, and pumping gas. Guess that's part of the reason why I took the Electrical Engineering route rather than Mechanical. haha

[AngelPhiSig]

Bestest: AngelPhiSig :)

Most Likely to Have a 21st Birthday in 5 days: AngelPhiSig :)

OOH thats meeeee! :)

[StrokerTKE]

Hey Happy Early Birthday!

My 21st is in like 12 days....just a week and 2 days after homecoming :(.

[KillarneyRose]

"Person I want to kick back and have a Rolling Rock and an order of O Fries and Cheese with" - 33Girl

"People I want around in 12 years if my oldest daughter decides to rush at a southern school" - Carnation, JustaMom, DZRose93, PnguinTrax

"Most able to maintain a sense of dignity, grace and all-around coolness while being harassed by a team of weirdos" -
The GC Chi-O's

"The person I would ask if I really wanted the answer to 'do these jeans make my a$$ look wide?" - OTW she tells it like it is; a rare and desirable quality in my book!

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard
Guess that's part of the reason why I took the Electrical Engineering route rather than Mechanical. haha

You are an engineer? I am confused, because I remember another recent thread where you said you had style.

(meant in the nicest possible way, from one enginerd to another)

[SigmaChiCard]

haha, I'm not a very good engineer though, so I can get away with some fashion sense. Further proving my homeostasis point I made somewhere, at least I guess that's what I strive for, middle ground everywhere.

edited to say: DeltaBetaBlue, now that I know you're an engineer, I hate you, cause you go where I most wanted to go to school. UofI@Urbana/Champaigne. I got a free ride here or whatever though, so my parents were like, let's not even waste the $100 application fee, you're going to UofL......Dammit!

[Dejajeva]

omg you guys are too funy.

lol

Score a hot woman but not change the oil.
rotfl

And thank you but I would NOT show my bobs at a fraternity formal. Cleavage maybe.

:)

Always,
Jess

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard
haha, I'm not a very good engineer though, so I can get away with some fashion sense. Further proving my homeostasis point I made somewhere, at least I guess that's what I strive for, middle ground everywhere.

edited to say: DeltaBetaBlue, now that I know you're an engineer, I hate you, cause you go where I most wanted to go to school. UofI@Urbana/Champaign. I got a free ride here or whatever though, so my parents were like, let's not even waste the $100 application fee, you're going to UofL......Dammit!

First of all, get the name right! Secondly, I happen to be one of those lucky people who lives in the state of Illinois. I know a lot of people who went to other schools for engineering, and I haven't the slightest idea why. I am actually in General Engineering (#1 GE department in the nation), and everyone in my department has T-shirts that say

"You can't spell GEEK without GE"

[SigmaChiCard]

First of all, get the name right! Oops, My Fault!

[xok85xo]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard
I got a free ride here or whatever though, so my parents were like, let's not even waste the $100 application fee, you're going to UofL......Dammit!

LOL..Similar thing happened to me, well, sort of...My first choice school was ASU, applied, got in..but I had a full scholarship to UNM..my parents convinced me to stay here, so I could be an hour from home..could come home whenever I wanted etc...Following August my parents moved to Arizona..so now, yeah, I'm an hour from home..by plane!

[amycat412]

I did the reverse, LOL, which is typical for me.

I had a full ride to the University of San Diego. But I chose to go to University of Southern California, where I only had a partial scholarship. Glad I did though! I loved USC, and 30 of my high school classmates (out of a class of 150) went to USD--I wanted to get away from those people! LOL

[KSigkid]

Originally posted by AOIIAngel
"Most likely to score a hot woman but not be able to change the oil in a car:
SigmaChiCard. LOL. "


LOL, that is soo funny! Hey sigmachicard-is that true???


Funniest-lifesaver I love your posts!

Most Likely to be President-Tom Earp

Sweetest-newbie

Best to drink with-KSigkid-If he can sip on some Jack, then he has gotta be great to drink with!

Ok, I am to sleepy to keep going!

I'm fresh out, you buy the bottle, we'll have a few glasses of the good stuff.

[AOIIAngel]

No problem KSigkid:D

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by DeltaBetaBaby


You are an engineer? I am confused, because I remember another recent thread where you said you had style.

Let it go buddy. I'm an engineer too (although I'm biomed, some would argue that's not TRUE engineering, but i tell them to eat a bag) . . . what we lack in style, we make up for in stunning good looks, lots of future earnings, and . . . uh, significant torqueing produced by my unit vector, if you know what I mean . . .

I guess the point is - shaddup.

; )

(Note: Why are Engineers better in bed?

We can transfer from the time to the frequency domain . . . *insert porno music here*)

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Originally posted by KSig RC

(Note: Why are Engineers better in bed?

We can transfer from the time to the frequency domain . . . *insert porno music here*)

Hah! I just learned how to do that today in my control systems class!

[33girl]

Most likely to moderate peace talks: dzrose93

Most likely to be my sister: AlphaSigLana

Most likely to talk me off a window ledge: James

Most likely to make chicken soutp when I'm sick: carnation & justamom

Most likely to eat fries and coleslaw on a sandwich: Killarney Rose

Most likely to pass out in some of the same places I did: AngelPhiSig

Most likely to marry Dave Matthews: prospective rushee and amycat

Most likely to open a strip bar in Tijuana: Lil G and damasa

Most likely to quote Snoop Doggy Dogg in an email; AePhi-QTPie, shadokat, aopirose (I love my email buds!)

Most likely to drink a beer with me- KABillyMac, gphi2k, Tom Earp, exgreek, KSigRC, OTW....oh hell, the whole board! :D

[amycat412]

Originally posted by 33girl
Most likely to moderate peace talks: dzrose93

Most likely to marry Dave Matthews: prospective rushee and amycat



Woo Hoo! OK Prospectiverushee--let's you, me, Dave and Ashley move to Utah and practice Bigamy. I'll share him with you! LOL

:)
GAWD I LOVE THAT MAN!!!!

Amy

[prospectiverushee]

Originally posted by amycat412


Woo Hoo! OK Prospectiverushee--let's you, me, Dave and Ashley move to Utah and practice Bigamy. I'll share him with you! LOL

:)
GAWD I LOVE THAT MAN!!!!

Amy

We can't forget Gphi and Tigergirl52. I'm sure they would like to get in on this deal too. ;)

[TigerGirl52]

Of course I want to get in on that deal!!!!! And I know for a fact that Leslie will too!!!!! I just love that man to pieces!!!!!

Oh...Makeda...I was looking through an old yearbook a few hours ago and I came across a candid picture of you. I was with Miriam (remember her????) and I was like...HEY!!!!! There's Makeda!!!! Dorky story, I know but who cares!!!!!


Allison

[Tom Earp]

Good lord My GC Freinds, I work morning, noon, and night for the last 3 days and find this thread:o

From reading this, I almost feel like George Wahington as the fatherly president;) of our Country but dont like cold water in winter!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I would like to be a combo of Slick Willie Clinton, JFK. and of course Harry S Truman ( My all time for best President )!!!!!!:D


As Pres. I would have to set up the largest unpaid cabinet in American History, but damn bet ya would have some great partys in the White House!!!!!!:p

Of course all of the cabinent would have to be Greeks!:)

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Actually I would like to be a combo of Slick Willie Clinton, JFK. and of course Harry S Truman ( My all time for best President )!!!!!!:D



Hey tom - didn't you graduate high school w/ Truman?

[DeltAlum]

KSig,

I believe that was Grant that Tom graduated with. I graduated four years later.

[Dejajeva]

Crazy.

[amycat412]

GCer you'd call in event you needed to be bailed out of jail:

well, hmmm, justamom comes to mind first, but KABillyMac might just storm the place to save me-- so maybe they should come together.

GCer most likely to travel the country following a band:

DUH! this one is obvious! The resident Daveheads-- me, TigerGirl, Prospectiverushee and Gphi2K. :D

GCer I'd get in the most "trouble" with:

-- toss up -- ErikaXO and cutehootie. Something tells me the three of us would be serious trouble if all together at the same party/bar. Plus there's always the triple XO threat there, lol
Ladies-- Skybar? ha ha Or shall we meet in N.O. for Jazzfest?

[Unregistered-]

Drumroll please.....

Most likely to hold my hair while I worship the porcelain god and then offer me a beer (or two or three) right after: 33girl

Best Greekchat Therapists: AGDLynn, AlphaGam1019, Killarney Rose, and carnation (your checks are in the mail, btw)

Most likely break his thumb cooking dinner: Tom Earp

**Tom Earp also gets the award for "Most Likely to Create his Own Language....Earpisms**

Most likely to catch me sleeping in his bed: lifesaver (just don't come home drunk, LOL)

Best detective: ....by far has to be *carnation* you never cease to amaze me!

Most likely to perform a *SEARCH* on greekchat or on the web: CutiePie2000

Most likely to write a song about doing a search: AXOAlum...oh wait, she already did!

The person I'd so want to defend me should I ever find myself on trial for some god-awful crime: DELT ALUM.

The walking encyclopedia award goes to....GreekLawGirl because she is living proof that it is possible to know EVERYTHING about ALPHA GAMMA DELTA.

And finally...

The person who could tell me to my face that I'm a damn bitch and still make me feel good about myself....KABillyMac. :D

[DeltAlum]

Thanks Teeny,

What a very nice compliment.

Then we could both go to jail together. You for whatever your terrible crime would be -- and me for practicing law without a license!

I think I'd want James for co-counsel. He would either get us both off -- or dig the hole much deeper.

[damasa]

ok...I guess it's time to put my awards in on here...

here they are...some might be kind of awkward..some not...

Craziest posts: Tom Earp
Biggest flirt: Dejajeva LOL!
Best Advice: Delt Alum
GC Mom: Justamom
GC Pop: Tom Earp again!
Biggest DMB Freak Award: Amycat412! By far....
Most Likely to get sloshed with masa award: Toss up between Lil_G, KSig RC, KABillyMac and Ex Greek.
Keeping the Sanity Award: SigmaChiCard
The Rebel Award: KABillyMac
Intelligence award..a.k.a. the "smartiepants award": Greeklaw Girl
Most likely to get into an argument with me in real life award: hrm..... probably Lil_G because we would be sloshed...lol
Humor: Lifesaver
there are many others to other ppl..can't think right now..i'll post them later!

d

[IowaHawkeye]

Biggest Trash Talker : Ex Greek

Michigan is soooo getting it's ass whooped this weekend by Iowa :p



and on Saturday, after the game, I'd like to give myself the:

Most Likely to Have their Foot in their Mouth Award
(best defense in the big ten - can we compete with that :confused: :eek: :confused: i can hope, but doubt it )

[shadokat]

OK, I never read this chit chat board until today when I'm bored at work...so here's my take :)

Most likely to moderate peace talks: carnation

Most likely to be my sister: Siobhan! (welcome to volunteering)

Most likely to talk me off a window ledge: 33girl

Most likely to make chicken soutp when I'm sick: AXOAlum

Most likely to eat fries and coleslaw on a sandwich: no idea!

Most likely to pass out in some of the same places I did: 33girl

Most likely to marry Dave Matthews: amycat

Most likely to open a strip bar in Tijuana: Lil G and damasa

Most likely to quote Snoop Doggy Dogg in an email; AePhi-QTPie, 33girl, aopirose (love in the ghetto ladies!)

Who I'd most like to share a beer with- KABillyMac, Tom Earp, aopirose, 33girl, carnation, AXOAlum, James

And my addition...Who I'd most like to haze should it be legal: N2!

[amycat412]

Originally posted by damasa

Biggest DMB Freak Award: Amycat412! By far....



QUOTE]Originally posted by shadokat

Most likely to marry Dave Matthews: amycat
[/QUOTE]


AWWW I'm so proud! ha ha ha ha

:D
A

[shadokat]

Amy, you can quote all those songs, and you picked my favorite to quote the whole thing (I'll Back You Up!). You win :)

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Originally posted by IowaHawkeye

(best defense in the big ten - can we compete with that :confused: :eek: :confused: i can hope, but doubt it )

If the Illini can't compete with that, you can be damn sure the Hawkeye's are going to be annihilated!

[AngelPhiSig]

Originally posted by 33girl


Most likely to pass out in some of the same places I did: AngelPhiSig



hehe, well lets see, I have 4 days...

Did you ever pass out at the Loomis? I bet ya any money I pass out a few times, (Oh wait, I have passed out a few times) at the Phi Mu Alpha house... hmmm :)


<3Ali

[IowaHawkeye]

Originally posted by DeltaBetaBaby


If the Illini can't compete with that, you can be damn sure the Hawkeye's are going to be annihilated!

LOL, youre lucky we're not playing each other this year we would kick some Illini butt ;) You can have Beujter - we don't want him :p

(i'm just playin with you hun!)

[Tom Earp]

Well I have been working on my appointees and while not done, I will need help filling my Cabinet, No not the Liquor cabinet!:)

I would really like to be serious about this as I may really run and will need all of the backing of MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!:cool:

DeltaAlum-Press Sec. Even tho he is just a shade less mature than me.
Ex Greek- NSA
Justamom- what say ye to First Mom?
Hootie Sec. Commerce-we know how to get around
James -Sec. State Who else
Sigmachicard- CIA
KSIG RC- Sec of Transportation always have a ride not fancy but put a good seal on it!
Lifesaver-NASA you could really get it off
Greeklawgirl-Attorny General
KaBilly-FBI
Damasa- UN Ambassodor
Iowahawkeye-Sec. Greek Relations
Crimsontide-World Health Org.
OTW-- I Know where I would like you but I need to ponder on this a little more. Need a great position for you!

This is just a basic start for my first appointemnts and wish that you may help me fill out our working slate!

I know I have room for plenty of interns!!!!!

Sec. Army, Navy, Coast Guard. , DEA, ATF, Communications, etc,etc!

I am serious about this as elections are not that far away and we need to raise Hard and Soft $$$$$$$$
Tigergirl- Ambassador to the Countrie of Cajun:D

Our first meeting will be held at Peirce Stock V, the 4 th of July in Louisburg, Kansas on a secluded 10 acres, similar to Camp David. I will Have security in place to protect the identities of the silllies!

As all of you may know, this is a serious project, so any domestic or imported beverages will be appreciated. Being we will be ruffing it be prepared to sleep in close quartes so as to keep this meeting HUSH-HUSH so the major parties will not know we will have a FULL SLATE IN PLACE :D

God Bless America, and ther GCers Party:cool:

[greeklawgirl]

Mr. President,

I am ready, willing, and able to serve at your behest. Give me a time and I'll be there!

Affectionately,
The Attorney General

(PS: I'll bring the Guinness.)

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Originally posted by IowaHawkeye


LOL, youre lucky we're not playing each other this year we would kick some Illini butt ;)

Really? You guys are as good as us? Wow, I was unaware that Iowa had already clinched a bowl game.

[IowaHawkeye]

the rivalry is there, the motivation (for us w/ Beujter) is there - when is comes down to a single game not bowl games or records, Us vs. You - i think we'd take it :)


BTW - Illinois is BOWL ELIGIBLE with a 6-1 record - its not definite :D

[Tom Earp]

What is this, I Hawk, this is the Presidential site not about a silly game of pig covered air. Be Serious, Well:D

DBaby I hpe you understand the seriuosness about this site now!!!!!!!

I will not put up with frivollity in a time when I try to be serious!!!!!!!:mad: Oh well:D

Gawd I need to take some Aleve to get back to earth! Where is the rest of my cabinet to explain the situation in an intituional Situation :confused:

I need the Pro From Dover!!!

Rains Drops Keep Falling on My Head!!!!:)

By the way, The Gorillas are back in the hunt for Conference Champs!:D

[IowaHawkeye]

Tom, i'm just trying to keep up with Greek relations :D

[SH80er]

Hey my brother knows you Dejaveja!

It was funny how the mods mistaked you for me! :D

[Dejajeva]

-smirks-

Hilarious.

[Tom Earp]

IHawk, I stand corrected:D

Now will ALL WANNA BE INTERNS, please list cwallifications to attain this underwhelming(?) job situation!!!!!!!

Benefits may/maybe not be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!:D

In My life any ray of sunshine is WOW!!!!!!!!!:D

[KABillyMac]

OTW I think you and I have finally buried the hatchett (no pun intended)

[Hootie]

I know I haven't been around as much but here's my votes for some random awards...

Most likely to beat down stupid threats and lies~ Carnation and AXO Alum

Most likely to marry SOMEBODY famous ~ AmyCat (girl you've got too many connections not to!)

Most likely to pretend their somebody they're not to help ya out! ~ HeidiHo (I laugh now!)

Greek Chat Cheerleader ~ Newbie
Greek Chat Mother ~ Carnation (I miss ya!!!!)
Greek Chat Most Sarcastic ~ AXO Alum

That's a small list for now...I gotta think of some more

[James]

Most Likely to start a religion: Tom Earp; incomprehensibility is a staple of religions and he sells mind altering substances.

Most likely to win Greek Jeopardy: Greeklawgirl; “I’ll take AGD history for 800”

Cutest Couple: Don’t know; You all look like black ink shaped characters.

Most fun to have 5 too many drinks with and sing bar songs off key: 33girl “Paradise by the Dashboard lights” and a little Janis Joplin

Most likely to mess up a “Sure thing” and then complain to us about it: Lifesaver; We revokin’ your Player Card

Most likely to win an Oscar for best Screenplay 5 years later than she should: Amycat; she shouldn’t have left that first one with the Bouncer at the Skybar.

Most likely to write a Best Seller but never get paid: Brooklineu; she gives it away for free.

Most likely to always be “the friend”: Billy Optimist

Most likely to give a “boy” dance lessons, and have him leave a “man”: DGPhoney

Most likely to be a surprise playmate during Playboy’s US search: KilarneyRose

Most likely to do VD videos for high school health class: Ex Greek

Most likely to maim someone in the defense of them and theirs: OTW, Carnation, and AXO Alum

Most likely to swerve to miss an animal . . . and wipe out some pedestrians: Lots of Heart

Best Taste in Men: ZTAngel; She dates a Kappa Sigma, ‘nuff said.

Most likely to appear as the Angel on your shoulder (animals house ref.): Delta Alum

Most likely to appear as the Devil: Me (James), KaBillyMac, Lil_G, KsigKid, KsigRC . . . we got you outnumbered Delta . . . they going to do the deed;)

Most likely to tell her undergrads to do the right thing and then slam down some shots of tequila: Shadokat

Most likely to be spokeswoman for American sororities: Pnguintrx

Most likely to teach ladies how to be Players . . . and shoot themselves in the foot: Cutiepie2000

Most likely to kill Bin Ladin: KaBillyMac

Most likely to say a Right Thing at the Wrong Time and be shot for it: Arya

Most likely to get arrested and take his friends with him: SigmaChicard, for posting his one crime on line and persuading the rest of you also. (Just make sure when you travel to meet Newbie, the age of consent laws in that state favor youJ)

Most likely to know everyone’s life story: Newbie

Most likely to invent a holiday to get a gift: DeltaBetaBaby

Most likely to be a porn director: Ksig Rc . . he has the music already . . . *BOW CHICKA BOW WOW*

Most likely to meet a guy . . . anywhere, even a morgue: Dejajeva

Most likely to have a great conversation over a beer: Justamom

Most likely to inspire you to sin, but you can still bring home to meet mom: IowaHawkeye

Best possible Greeksystem: all the GC members active together at the same school; How sick would that be?

[Dejajeva]

a morgue?


wtf? James!

lol

I'm not into dead guys, hello.

I'm only into ONE guy.

:)


Always,
Jessica

[KABillyMac]

The devil and most likely to kill Bin Ladin. Well, atleast I have accurately protrayed my true self on here!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outstanding.

[DGPhoney]

thanks james , when ya want your lesson;)

DGPhoney

[shadokat]

Yes James, I'm a do as I say, not as I do, kinda girl! Nothing wrong with slamming some Tequilla on a good night :)

[UMgirl]

*Smiles at IowaHawkeye* How about them Michigan Wolverines....

you know i had to say something since you said we were goin down :). Nice *cough* effort though :D

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by UMgirl
you know i had to say something since you said we were goin down :). Nice *cough* effort though :D

Did you watch the game, by chance?

Iowa was beating Michigan's ass for about 3 quarters - Michigan made an excellent comeback, definitely. But Iowa gave them the game . . . Definitely could have won it. Once the other starting corner got hurt for the hawks, well, that's when the game turned . . . it was a good game though, until McCann choked hardcore on the last drive, overthrowing an open man by about 8 feet.

It's ok though - Drew Henson is sucking ass in the AZ Fall League . . . :p that's all I need . . .

-Rob, who sang "In Heaven There Is No Beer" even though the Hawks lost . . .

[IowaHawkeye]

nice effort? we almost had you :D best defense in the big 10? how did little ole Iowa score 26 points on you ;) If we wouldn't have made stupid mistakes and Frentz would have kept sucky Mcann out and Banks in we soo would have had you :D;):p

Besides, like Ex Greek said, last time Iowa played Michigan tough, you went on to the national championship ~ thank us later, lol

[IowaHawkeye]

Ohh yea Rob... In Heaven There is No Beer is an Iowa classic, good to know youre staying true to your Iowa roots over there in Boston :D When are you coming home! ;)

[UMgirl]

KSig- Settle down I DID watch the game. Just teasing Iowa a little for her post.

Iowa - Believe me I will definatey thank you if we can get to a National Title, however at the moment I'd be happy with going to the Citrus Bowl (dont know how the rest of A2 feels about that). :)

[Thrillhouse]

Originally posted by KSig RC


Did you watch the game, by chance?

Iowa was beating Michigan's ass for about 3 quarters - Michigan made an excellent comeback, definitely. But Iowa gave them the game . . . Definitely could have won it. Once the other starting corner got hurt for the hawks, well, that's when the game turned . . . it was a good game though, until McCann choked hardcore on the last drive, overthrowing an open man by about 8 feet.

It's ok though - Drew Henson is sucking ass in the AZ Fall League . . . :p that's all I need . . .

-Rob, who sang "In Heaven There Is No Beer" even though the Hawks lost . . .

Yeah just like Larry Foote was given a camp in the backfield all day right? Iowa had the best offense in the big ten and they put up huge points!! I was impressed.

[SH80er]

You mean I don't get one!

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by Ex greek
Hey Iowa fans, the spread was Michigan by 5 1/2 and we covered it. What do you all have to say about that, ksigrc?

hahaha, yeah, got me there

I was just playing around before - seriously, it was a good game, I enjoyed it

IAHawkeye - i'll be in ames for the UI-ISU game, i'll be the short kid wearing the KS in a sea of PhiKaps from iowa, and we'll all be obliterated.

[DeltaBetaBaby]

Originally posted by James

Most likely to invent a holiday to get a gift: DeltaBetaBaby


Shoot, you are on to me. Just don't tell my boyfriend.

[curiouss]

Originally posted by SH80er
You mean I don't get one!

Nope! If they did, I'll probably gag!

[SH80er]

Originally posted by curiouss


Nope! If they did, I'll probably gag!

I got one!

Most likely to be looser than a slot machine? Curious!!!

[curiouss]

Originally posted by SH80er


I got one!

Most likely to be looser than a slot machine? Curious!!!

*Holding my breath, counting to 10*

[Tom Earp]

Hate to say it, but lets get back on the post it is supposed to be:mad:

If you want to start a post then so do!!!!!

Thank you for your time and we will return after this commercial break!!!!:D

The Good Badd and the Ugliest:p

[Thrillhouse]

are you in anyway insinuating that the bunny on unhappily ever after is "ugliest" because if so, I would have to agree.

[moe.ron]

Would like to nominate ex-greek as the biggest trash talking Eagles fan I've ever met. Got us last time, but we will get you back.;) :D :p :) :cool:

[Thrillhouse]

Which reminds me, I would like to nominate Lil G for being the biggest Lindros supporter. Most hockey fans don't like him too much, but lil g still insists that he is good.

[shadokat]

Oh dear lord exgreek!!! AN EAGLES FAN?!?! And you show your face in public?! Tis a shame they suck so badly :)

[AOIIAngel]

Funniest stories about other people doing stupid things-Lifesaver

:D :D :D

[Thrillhouse]

Originally posted by shadokat
Oh dear lord exgreek!!! AN EAGLES FAN?!?! And you show your face in public?! Tis a shame they suck so badly :)

Your from philly yet not an eagles fan who are you a giants fan? ;)

[Tom Earp]

Da, What is a Lindros:confused:

[Thrillhouse]

Lindros is a hockey player that plays for the new york rangers

[shadokat]

Actually ExGreek, I'm a Dolphins fan. I despise the Eagles. I don't know how anyone can go to that awful stadium and sit through the idiocy that is an Eagles game. If the situation of going to an Eagles game wasn't so hideous, I might try and like them, but it's just so annoying to go to a game. I mean, there are constantly fights and people throwing up. And if you need a jail and court in the stadium, then you know it's bad :) But more power to you for liking them :)

[AXO Alum]

Hootie & James - thanks for the votes of confidence that Carnation & I will protect our beloved GCers :D

Shadokat - I am a vegetarian, but my hubby says I make a mean chicken soup -- let me know when you need some sent over :)

KABillyMac - I don't even like beer, and I would still be honored to stay up late drinking beer with you (of course that's very similar to my college days at the KA house ;) )

As for my awards - well I've been out of the loop lately. But I just found out yesterday that they "invited" a woman to not come back to work today, so I will be on full-time again. Of course right now I have to step in and do like 4000 things that she either didn't do, or didn't do right, so it will be awhile before you see me in full force again. (Carnation - email me at work, but I will have to email you from my other account to discuss details - I don't think my email at work is too private these days!)

Woman of the Century and my role model for mommyhood (oh yeah, Mr. AXO Alum and I are officially trying) :

Carnation (who else?!)

First to cover my back when I step out with my guns a blazin' towards evil GCer wrongdoers:

OTW & Hootie

Grates my last nerve, but somehow makes me smile when he goes off on a tangent (especially the ones that make no sense!):

Tom - I mean..."Mr. President"

100% the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth on any issue:

James

Most likely to kill Bin Laden while drinking a beer (and being damn proud of it!) :

KABillyMac

Attitude with style, baby (and miss you both) :

AKA2D and Kelli

Mrs. Panhell 2001, and most likely to steer PNM's in the right direction :

Barb (no surprises, she won the past 10 years also :D )

Most unassuming :

shadokat

MIA Award:

cash78mere - I miss my sister!

And there are SOOO many more, but right now I better get dressed and get to work, so I'm not the one without a job!

[ZTAngel]

Originally posted by shadokat
Actually ExGreek, I'm a Dolphins fan

Oh yes! Someone who has some sense! GO DOLPHINS!!!! :D

[SH80er]

Originally posted by AXO Alum
Hootie & James - thanks for the votes of confidence that Carnation & I will protect our beloved GCers :D

Shadokat - I am a vegetarian, but my hubby says I make a mean chicken soup -- let me know when you need some sent over :)

KABillyMac - I don't even like beer, and I would still be honored to stay up late drinking beer with you (of course that's very similar to my college days at the KA house ;) )

As for my awards - well I've been out of the loop lately. But I just found out yesterday that they "invited" a woman to not come back to work today, so I will be on full-time again. Of course right now I have to step in and do like 4000 things that she either didn't do, or didn't do right, so it will be awhile before you see me in full force again. (Carnation - email me at work, but I will have to email you from my other account to discuss details - I don't think my email at work is too private these days!)

Woman of the Century and my role model for mommyhood (oh yeah, Mr. AXO Alum and I are officially trying) :

Carnation (who else?!)

First to cover my back when I step out with my guns a blazin' towards evil GCer wrongdoers:

OTW & Hootie

Grates my last nerve, but somehow makes me smile when he goes off on a tangent (especially the ones that make no sense!):

Tom - I mean..."Mr. President"

100% the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth on any issue:

James

Most likely to kill Bin Laden while drinking a beer (and being damn proud of it!) :

KABillyMac

Attitude with style, baby (and miss you both) :

AKA2D and Kelli

Mrs. Panhell 2001, and most likely to steer PNM's in the right direction :

Barb (no surprises, she won the past 10 years also :D )

Most unassuming :

shadokat

MIA Award:

cash78mere - I miss my sister!

And there are SOOO many more, but right now I better get dressed and get to work, so I'm not the one without a job!

And I thought you left GC. :rolleyes:

[IowaHawkeye]

And we thought you were gone too Sh80 :p

[Dejajeva]

lol

[SigmaChiCard]

at least we'd hoped so...

[damasa]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard
at least we'd hoped so...

AGREED!

[James]

Play nice children:). I hope I don't have to give you the "how would you feel on the receiving end", speech.

[Thrillhouse]

no James, lets hear it ;) :D

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by Ex greek
Which reminds me, I would like to nominate Lil G for being the biggest Lindros supporter. Most hockey fans don't like him too much, but lil g still insists that he is good.

Lindros is good, good for wasting money and future players.

[Thrillhouse]

yeah a real franchise player, eh arya?

[shadokat]

Oh yeah ZTAngel!!! GO FINS!!! :)


Originally posted by ZTAngel


Oh yes! Someone who has some sense! GO DOLPHINS!!!! :D

[shadokat]

Oh we can only hope :)


Originally posted by James
Play nice children:). I hope I don't have to give you the "how would you feel on the receiving end", speech.

[ZetaLuvBunny]

:( Aww nobody mentioned me. Is it because I've changed my name on here twice? People liked me when I was TinkerbellMTSU and RusheeGirl. What's wrong with my latest name? I only wanted to change it because I was finished with rush. Should I have changed it to NewMemberGirl? LOL Or...on November 10th, should I change it to InitiatedGirl? j/k :D :(
Oh, well, I luv all of you anyhow! I vote all GCers as most likely to be Greek! LOL.

[AXO Alum]

Originally posted by SH80er


And I thought you left GC. :rolleyes:

Yeah well what do you know -- the stink starts smelling (that would be you).....

Want to count votes on who GC land would rather have back?? I think not!

[lifesaver]

I'm glad your back AXO Alum. I definately missed you. Can you believe that it was exactly a year ago (you know)? Glad to see the job thing has worked out too. I hate it when the cool kids gotta leave. I also really miss Mikki.:( Hopefully she'll get her newlywed butt back here in a hurry. Anyways, glad to see you returned to the land of the living. What sucks tho is that you were gone like 6 months and you STILL have more posts than me!:p

Welcome HOME!

[SH80er]

Originally posted by lifesaver
I'm glad your back AXO Alum. I definately missed you. Can you believe that it was exactly a year ago (you know)? Glad to see the job thing has worked out too. I hate it when the cool kids gotta leave. I also really miss Mikki.:( Hopefully she'll get her newlywed butt back here in a hurry. Anyways, glad to see you returned to the land of the living. What sucks tho is that you were gone like 6 months and you STILL have more posts than me!:p

Welcome HOME!

Well I'm not, she "hates" on people!

[TigerGirl52]

Nobody really cares what you have to say. :)

:rolleyes:

Allison

[Steeltrap]

Most people on this board, whether NPHC, NPC, NIC, other Greek or even independent, come here to discuss topics in a mature fashion.

IMO, AXO Alum is not a hater, as certain creatures refer to her as.

This board doesn't need immature "haters." Go check your tired tail off this board.

[Siobhan]

Originally posted by shadokat
Actually ExGreek, I'm a Dolphins fan. I despise the Eagles. I don't know how anyone can go to that awful stadium and sit through the idiocy that is an Eagles game. If the situation of going to an Eagles game wasn't so hideous, I might try and like them, but it's just so annoying to go to a game. I mean, there are constantly fights and people throwing up. And if you need a jail and court in the stadium, then you know it's bad :) But more power to you for liking them :)


Must be a DPhiE thing - I love the Dolphins....

[ZetaAce]

No need for foul language and other nonsense.

Thanks,
ZetaAce

[The1calledTKE]

Good job ZetaAce!!

[Tom Earp]

Well Boys and Girls, are we having a GREAT TIME YET?:confused:

Get with the Damn Program, If anyone wants to get into a Pissing Contest, Lets get it on!!

I have been around, seen more, and done more than most of you have in 5 life times!

We have one of the Greatest Sites on the WWW and YES there are going to be a few that spoil it, but you have what is called Moderators who check this site and a founder who does one hell of a job in making this thing work:D

While I also love to give crap, there is a time and place to get with the program or get the H--- on your way down the street with NO FREINDS to stand by you!

GET IT?

Damn did that feel good been a long 2 weeks of 11 hour days!

If you do not agree with me, please feel free to E-M me!;)

The Time is Now For All Good People To Come To The Aid Of Their Country!:)

[Dejajeva]

Omg you are crazy.
You know that????

lol
I have to read your posts three times before some of them make any sense.

But-
It's all good?
lol

Dood you just make me laugh so hard.
:)

[Tom Earp]

Dej, I went back and read it and understood it perfectly!

Now that is the trick if I go back and read it and dont understand it!!!!!!:D

[shadokat]

Siob, you rule girl :) I doubt it's a D Phi E thing though, being as the HQ is in St. Louis. They all love their Rams!

Originally posted by Siobhan



Must be a DPhiE thing - I love the Dolphins....

[Dejajeva]

Tom, well of course you understood it perfectly. YOU WROTE IT!
lol

Anyways.
lol
I'm out.

Jess

[Tom Earp]

Dej, youse dont understan' I have (use ta) go back and read my posts and could not understand them either!!!!!!!!:D

It all comes off my head and bad typosing!

I need you in my slate and collection of persons surrounding me in my election!:D

Please give me an idea I need YA:)

Am getting to mushy headed working 11 hr days!!!!:mad:

[lifesaver]

Originally posted by James

Most likely to mess up a “Sure thing” and then complain to us about it: Lifesaver; We revokin’ your Player Card


At first I was a bit "screw you" on this one, but then DAMN YOU. Youre right. Last night I had a guest over. (Not ilovemyglo for those of you following along at home) So were messing around, I had rounded third base and was being waved in to home plate when I was asked, "Wanna try sex?"

<like ya needed to ask>

But since my "guest" is a lowly freshman, and I am slightly *cough* older, I didnt wanna take advantage and hook up because this freshman (like all of them) is a bit self-concious and insecure. Also I could tell my guest wasnt really ready, but was trying to please me. So I said, "Why dont we wait a little longer till you know me better and feel a little more relaxed with the situation. Would that be OK?" My guest said "sure," and seemed a bit releaved. So we moved on to other tasks, and crash out. This morning, when my guest was headded home I suddenly realized what the hell I had done and the only thing that came to mind is the sound/music they play after you over bid or loose on the "Price is Right." Alls I could say was, "Damn" as Bob Barker motioned me off the playah stage and said his token, "Bye Bye now. We'll have the showcase showdown coming up, right after these messages."

I was trying to score points and be a gentleman instead of just getting my sausage wet.

Ima a dumb ass right? Wadda ya'll think?

[ZTAngel]

I think you did the right thing. She'll respect you more for it. Trust me. ;)

[amycat412]

Originally posted by lifesaver


I was trying to score points and be a gentleman instead of just getting my sausage wet.



OMG!! Definetely goes in the GC best line Hall of Fame.

[IowaHawkeye]

the guys are going to be all over you for not heading home on that one, but as a woman, that was awesome of you. very gentlemanly and probably something this girl wanted/needed to hear. she'll respect you more for that, and maybe you'll respect yourself more.

you read that girls signs and body language perfectly it sounds like, you knew she wasn't ready and was probably doing it only to please you - and even though you had that booty in the bag, you did the "right thing" and didn't take advantage of the situation. very cool in my book.

who actually says "wanna try sex" i didn't know it was like an ice cream flavor - like, hey wanna try chunky monkey? ;)

[Dejajeva]

That was just funny.

lol

[damasa]

Originally posted by IowaHawkeye
- like, hey wanna try chunky monkey? ;)

WHOA...and what exactly does that position consist of?

damasa strikes again!

[SH80er]

*Temptation, temptation, temptation*

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by lifesaver


I was trying to score points and be a gentleman instead of just getting my sausage wet.

Ima a dumb ass right? Wadda ya'll think?


I personally think all the daddies in the world should be glad that upstanding young men (no pun intended :rolleyes: ) such as yourself exist!

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by damasa


WHOA...and what exactly does that position [THE CHUNKY MONKEY] consist of?


well . . . it's a little bit half-lotus position, a touch of slap-and-giggle, and a dash of chocolate covered pretzels. A bit proletarian for someone as sexually advanced as yourself, blaine.

now, if you'd asked how to play parking cone houdini, then i would have been forced to explain over PM . . .

////edited for misspelling

[Dejajeva]

-dies laughing-

[ZetaLuvBunny]

gross that's the first time I've heard someone say "get my sausage wet". That visual image is really really gross LOL. Good for you for not nailing her. I know I would appreciate it if I were that girl (being the unsuspecting guy-obsessed freshman girl virgin that I am LOL).

[shadokat]

Man, if some guy said to me "wanna try sex", I think I'd bust a gut laughing!! But you did the right thing lifesaver :) You do realize your playah card is revoked effective immediately, and you can sign up for reissuance when you prove worthy ;)

[KABillyMac]

Life you did the right thing. Its probably gonna get you some trust that will help you to more advances at a later date. (not the whoremunger comment that you think that is ladies)

Yeah, wanna try sex. I really dont know what to say there. Thats kinda like "Can I hug on ya sum"? Hey, im not don wan when im worked up either so I guess I cant be bashing. You gotta love those freshman though................

P.S.- got a deer yet?

[DeltaBetaBaby]

So someone (I think it was James but don't feel like checking)once awarded me "Most likely to make up a holiday to get gifts." Can I also be "Most likely to pick a fight with my boyfriend to get flowers"?

[lifesaver]

Amycat, ZT -Thanks for the comp. I tried to do the right thing.

Iowa -Chunk Monkey? LMAO. You crack me up gyrl.

Killarney - I am all about the respect.

KSig RC - I prefer the "slap and tickle" to the "slap and giggle" but hey, to each his own. Still respect ya.

ZetaLuv - Its all about getting the sausage wet. :)

Shadokat - You'll be getting my playah card in the mail soon. Sorry. :(

KABM - Do love the fresman too. Thanks for understanding about trying to be a gentleman, and a southerner. p.s. I go to the deer lease this weekend. Wish me luck and a 24 point buck.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by lifesaver
KSig RC - I prefer the "slap and tickle" to the "slap and giggle" but hey, to each his own. Still respect ya.


Excellent point, and taken as such.

[equeen]

Originally posted by KSig RC


...I'm an engineer. . . what we lack in style, we make up for in stunning good looks, lots of future earnings....

I agree 100%!! :D Though I must say I quite enjoy my sense of style....;)

Awww, SigChiCard...is UofL that bad? :confused: Actually, I was quite impressed by Speed Scientific School when I visited there a couple years ago. Of course, one of my Little Sisters goes to school there... :) .... so of course I have a soft spot for UofL.

[SigmaChiCard]

That Bad? No, not really...but who doesn't occassionally feel compelled to bash their own university for it's faults? I must ask, what year is your sister? is she in a sorority? which?

just for the sake of curiousity, it'd be funny, i could be like, yeah, your sister and I were talking about you the other day..haha

[lifesaver]

Damn.

Well, so the "guest" and I have been spending time together, and over the thanksgiving break I realize that I am developing feelings. I dont want to and wish I wasnt, but I am. So we talk about it and decide to explore the relationship further. Cool right? Welll.....

The I get a phone call THAT NIGHT from ilovemyglo, remember ilovemyglo...

At the end of last semester James was in the computer lab and started throwing the mac on ilovemyglo. He saw her from across the lab, but ilovemyglo initiates conversation. They agree to go out because James discovers that ilovemyglo is into country music (texas style) and drinking and James finds ilovemyglo atractive. So they go out. The first time they go to dinner and then the bar where ilovemyglo's friends hang out. (folowing each other there from the resturaunt) ilovemyglo has a few too many drinks and James tells ilovemyglo not to drive. So James and ilovemyglo take off with James driving. James, being the smooth devil that he is, takes ilovemyglo back to his apt, where they mess around (but no sex). The next morning, James takes ilovemyglo back to where her car is. They talk on the phone and email every now and then. A few weeks later, ilovemyglo sends James an email telling him that her friends are throwing her a birthday party and she wants him to stop by. She does, and James has a good time, and goes to the after party at ilovemyglo's house. James tries to leave, but ilovemyglo convinces him to stay. So it was all cool. James stays and in probably the sexiest night of his life, makes mad shakey crazy love to ilovemyglo, during a thunderstorm, windows open, candles lit, with John Coultrain playing in the background and it definately was the best sex James ever had.

See entire thread at: http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10606

So yeah, ilovemyglo calls last night and wants to hang out and tells james how much he is missed and how damn fool it was for them to ever drift apart and how special the last date was.

So now I am really confused. Since I do like my "guest" but are not exclusive, and I am open to ilovemyglo, I am doing to go for the date, and see what happens. Just wanted to update everyone. Wish me luck.

[justamom]

lifesaver (tsk tsk tsk) Can I give you a hug? You are heading into deep water, and as stated before, SOMEbody is going to get hurt. May I ask a question? Did I lovemyglo find out about your guest? That could be a possible explanation of her rekindled interest. On the other hand, perhaps the ladies are just now seeing what all of GC has know for quite a while!
Please be gentle with those young ladies' hearts. I only have the highest regard for the "Older man" who never took advantage of the situation. Take the high road on this one.

[ZTAngel]

justamom, you beat me to the punch! :)

ilovemyglo may have found out about your new interest and caused her to get all jealous and want you again. Girls do stuff like that. Don't ask me why because I can't even explain it. Possibly the whole thrill of the chase thing.

[IowaHawkeye]

justamom, ztangel - i agree
lifesaver - you need to lay down the law on this one. ilovemyglo has no right to play games with your heart like this - regardless of your guest. it sounds like you have connected with both of these very lucky ;) ladies - now you just need to determine what you want and what each one is willing to give you. be gentle with their hearts - but be ruthless in protecting your own - you don't deserve to be hurt and they shouldn't be playing games - good luck sweetie!

[lifesaver]

Ya'll are the best. Yall always are looking out for me and thats too cool. Seriously.

Guest and ilovemyglo fortunately dont know each other or of each other. ilovemyglo is a grad student at UT in Austin and commutes 3 times a week, is 26 (way closer to my age and has the same interests. Totally what I was looking for, but there is the issue of her friends and family, yada...

"guest" <like how I still gotta use the quote marks> and I met through a friend a few months ago. Guest is a sophmore (transfer freshman) is way younger, cute, but needs some work on manners, responsibility (I think its an age thing) a horrible communicator, but the gal you could fall for, completely bewitching. UGH.

So we'll see whats up. If history is any lesson this week, i'll also get about 6 job offers after going 6 months without an interview.

Ohey Vhey.

[Tom Earp]

Brother Life, they think I am Crazy:) You are Insane:D

Are you sure you have all of the Lincoln Logs In the Kit to Build a Skyscrapper:confused:

Remember: Somedays your the Dog, and some days your the Fire Plug!:D

[lifesaver]

Well remember I said I had developed feelings.

So we were supposed to go out last night but the weather got bad, so we postponed to tonight.

Met up at 8 at our mutual friend's Katie's place. So we go for Mexican food, it was good. Then head to University Bowl, to meet everyone else, Nick, Kate, Ross, Anna and Carlos. (Interesting in and of itself) so we meet up and you could cut the tension with a knife. Heres the deal. 'guest and Katie and Nick went to school together. So we meet up withthem. It proceeds to get really wierd....

<enter the socially incestious world of melrose place>

Nick and Katie used to be together, but are just good friends now. Katie used to like ross, but now likes Sean who told her today he wasnt interested. Anna is the little sister of the chapter president who used to date carlos who showed upo unexpectedly. Anna used to like my brother Patrick, who was the cause of the drama with my friend beth a few months back. Remember Anna kisse patrick and Beth got pissed. Well, she decided it was to wierd to see a brother of her brothers, so she now likes Nick. Todd, Nicks roomie shows up, but cant know that Nick and anna are messing around or that 'guest and I are interested. Then my chapter starts to show up at the bowling alley. Ross' big shows up with his other little, then Bryan with his g/f,. Jon, Greg, Eric, Edward, Jason, Ryan, Merk, and his g/f all show up. I am thinking, OK, I am on a DATE here. And my chapter shows up. THe other wierd thing is that Katie andNick and todd and 'guest is who I hang out with to get away from the chapter. NOW THE TWO GROUPS ARE BOWLING TOGETHER. Just too many worlds colliding.

Anyway, so after bowling we decide to eat. 'guest and I decide to stop by my place so I could take some asprin (I really did have a headache) and we sit down on the couch and start making out. Cool. 'guest is distant. I inquire. Guest tells me "Remember the discussion, I just dont feel the same way you do. I just have too many things in my life right now that I need to sort out." I was like I am a bit dissapointed, but understand. I am still glad I said something, but disapointed none the less.

KABM, James, boys, be proud. I still managed to get a little somthin' outta the deal. I justr knew which buttons to push and before ling I got, "This is gonna sound crass, but wanna f**k?" It was so on, 'bow chicka bow wow." I figued I could at least get the sausage wet. So I guess its ther friends with benefits thing. I hear a booty call in my future. At least I got that outta the deal and didnt go out like a played out fool. Other positive thing, I get to go out with ilovemyglo tomorrow night. Coolness.

Other bit of good news, I start a new job tomorrow. p/t, but helps withthe bills. PIMPIN computers at Gateway. So I'll be all about GC now. Yep, ya know Ima addict when I get a job where I can indulge my habit. Hells yeah.


Summation,
1. all my friends have banged.
2. My worlds collided and it freaked me the hell out.
3. I got shot down, but still managed to get some lovin outta the deal. Thats talent. Give me props.
4. I'll be on the internet alls the time now. I might actually haver to check out those other rooms in here, Risk Management, Social , Fund Rasising, etc....

[The1calledTKE]

I thought this would be a good thread to revive. Does anyone have any new updated awards to add?

[navane]

Originally posted by Leslie Anne
Yes!

Most Persistent and Tireless Greek: WishinHopin (Corina)!! :)

Most Creative: tcsparky (Tresa)!! :)

Most Dedicated to Becoming Greek through Alumni Initiation:
Tie: tcsparky and Navane (Kelly)!! :)

...now THESE are some inspirational women!


Oh my goodness. Leslie Ann, you are so sweet! I just happened across this thread and saw my name. It is so generous of you to mention all of us who are still not quite on the "inside." Thank you. :)


......Kelly :)

[SigmaChiCard]

are the annual awards soon?

[AOX81]

Originally posted by lifesaver
This morning, when my guest was headded home I suddenly realized what the hell I had done and the only thing that came to mind is the sound/music they play after you over bid or loose on the "Price is Right." Alls I could say was, "Damn" as Bob Barker motioned me off the playah stage and said his token, "Bye Bye now. We'll have the showcase showdown coming up, right after these messages."

I was trying to score points and be a gentleman instead of just getting my sausage wet.

This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read :D
You did the right thing.

[xok85xo]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by SigmaChiCard
are the annual awards soon? [/QUOTE\]

go ahead and start it :)

[Dionysus]

Sweetest: justamom, AggieDZ
Most obnoxious: UF_Pike, IUPDeeZee
Best Topics: AOX81
Coolest: Cloud9, Dejajeva
Funniest: Tom Earp
Craziest: VictoriaSecret, PM_Mama00, maybe me
Most Mature for their age: newbie, IowaHawkeye
Topic beaten to death: "How's XYZ at your school?"
Best newbie:?????
Oldest member (topic wise):?????
Most improved:?????
Most likely to succeed:?????
Most likely to host a talk show:?????
Most intelligent:?????
Best thread:??????
Worst thread:?????

[AOX81]

Originally posted by Dionysus
Best Topics: AOX81

Thank you :)

[AggieDZ]

Thanks, D- you're tha bomb!


Most likely to succeed: here's to wishinhopin!!!!!

Most likely to host a talk show: D- I gotta put you up for this one, you're always so levelheaded & come in with some excellent words of wisdom
Also, AOX, cause of the mad array of threads she's started on the Chit Chat board, though her show might be a little more along the lines of Jenny Jones or Ricky lake or----- "I'll give you a topic"

Most intelligent: JAM/ DeltAlum/James

Best thread:"hoe be lookin' like predator" still makes me ROTFL!
I also love wishinhopin's saga

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by Dionysus
Sweetest: justamom, AggieDZ
Most obnoxious: UF_Pike, IUPDeeZee
Best Topics: AOX81
Coolest: Cloud9, Dejajeva
Funniest: Tom Earp
Craziest: VictoriaSecret, PM_Mama00, maybe me
Topic beaten to death: "How's XYZ at your school?"
Best newbie:?????
Oldest member (topic wise):?????
Most improved:?????
Most likely to succeed:?????
Most likely to host a talk show:?????
Most intelligent:?????
Best thread:??????
Worst thread:?????

Most improved: Dionysus! :D

[Tom Earp]

Alright Ya'All how can I be the mort funniest! I am serious! now!

Well maybe most of the time!

What is the deal!

I give votes to OTW, AOX, AGD1019, oh hell I forgot the rest of Ya All! I have fish in the oven and fries and am making a salad!!!!

By Gawd I can Cook!!!!!!! Well until the smoke alarm goes off!

:)

Youse guys are best!!!!!

DO DAH DO DAH!

[KappaStargirl]

too lazy to read the rest of the thread!! adding my own categories:

I'd most like to attend a concert with: TechAPhi

Best person to hang out at the Cheesecake Factory with: greeklawgirl. Honorable Rainforest Cafe mentions go to SAEactive, SapphireSphinx9, phisigduchesscv

GC'er whose Greek knowledge never seems to end: CutiePie2000, TriSigmaTX

Who makes me laugh once a day or more: Tom Earp

Who puts up with NO ONE's crap: dzrose93, lifesaver, honorable mention to ZTAngel

Sometimes I'm convinced I'm sharing a brain with: KillarneyRose, TriSigmaTX

Most likely to succeed: wishinhopin, hands down. You can do it!

Favorite posts overall: imsohappythatiama

If I had to join a sorority based ONLY on what I see on GC, I would join: Alpha Gamma Delta, Alpha Phi, Delta Zeta, or Zeta Tau Alpha. Not that Kappa isn't great, we're just not as well represented as you, you all have a lot of great sisters on this board.

perhaps more later?

[DG*FSU*Jenn]

Most Helpful Award: CutiePie200

The "I went at it in my Benz, my car is a Benz, the paint on my Benz is a custom mix, my dad bought me a Benz, oh and did I ever tell you my car is a Benz?" Award: UF-Pike

Person with I'd love to help celebrate my next birthday: Amycat412

[SigmaChiCard]

The "I went at it in my Benz, my car is a Benz, the paint on my Benz is a custom mix, my dad bought me a Benz, oh and did I ever tell you my car is a Benz?" Award:[/B] UF-PikeThat's Great! HaHaHa! Rumor has it that UF_Pike REALLY likes himself.

[lifesaver]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard
That's Great! HaHaHa! Rumor has it that UF_Pike REALLY likes himself.


hahahahah Cory you kill me. :D


lol


hahahha.

Always love the understated humor.

[DG*FSU*Jenn]

Originally posted by SigmaChiCard
That's Great! HaHaHa! Rumor has it that UF_Pike REALLY likes himself.

If he is who I think he is, it's a good thing he likes himself so much because only a select few others can stand him! ;)

[Thrillhouse]

lol thanks zeke...thrillhouse is a simpsons reference.

[KillarneyRose]

STILL least likely to get invited to the DZ hayride: Cory!

(sorry sweetie, I just couldn't help myself :) )

[DeltAlum]

AggieDZ,

"Most intelligent: JAM/ DeltAlum/James"

Thank you very much, but speaking only for myself I would be much more comfortable with, "Learned though life experiences." Or possibly, "Gained some wisdom over the years."

Intelligence, in my case, may be slightly better than average, but the more "mature" I become (OK, read that older), the less I'm sure I know.

I greatly appreciate the comment, though.

[SigmaChiCard]

STILL least likely to get invited to the DZ hayride: Cory Thanks Killarney! lol. I think I'm forgiven for the most part...the taking a rose to their meeting and writing a very nice letter to them opened their hearts a little bit to me!

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by Cream


Most improved: Dionysus! :D

Thanks, Cream. :cool:

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by Dionysus


Thanks, Cream. :cool:

You're welcome! :D

[AOX81]

bump :D

[Thrillhouse]

Here is my list part duex: (A year later)

Humor: Damasa

Sweetest: Newbie

Most Likely to be president: Earp, I would relect him, he has done a good job for us in his first term as president!

Sarcastic: 33girl and ksigrc. Ksigrc is always playing mind games, I can't take it.

Conversationalist: Xok85xo

Most likely to have 7 novels already written based on length of posts on gc: James

Most knowledgeable: Penguintrax and deltalum

Most improved: Dionysus

[AOX81]

bump :D

[SATX*APhi]

BUMP!!!!!


My list:

Funniest - damasa
Best listening ear - Hootie
Random IM'er - DigitalAngel126
Makes you think - James
The Huh? award - Tom
Party animal - OTW
Best dressed - lifesaver (can't go wrong with "a pair of heavily starched Bannana Republic Hacking Chinos (khaki color) and a buttondown polo, with heavy starch, a belt from Bannana and my redwings")

[AlphaGamDiva]

hmmm...

funniest--i dunno, all you bitches are funny....but RUgreek, kitso, i think, are my biggest giggle producers...and yes, AXJules is a good'un, too
party animal---b/c i've seen you in action, ilovemyglo
cutest--again, i gotta go with ktsnake here...yeow
makes you think--librasoul, tom (hey, no one specified what they make you think)
best thread starter--dionysus and those sex threads, librasoul22, Hootie, Arya, damasa......a lot of you have good ones

that's all i can think of right now.....

[ilovemyglo]

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
hmmm...


[B]party animal---b/c i've seen you in action, ilovemyglo


I so resemble that! LOVE YA!

[Unregistered-]

Originally posted by SATX*APhi

Party animal - OTW


I am soooooo not the party animal. I stay at home like I'm supposed to because being studious and academic is a very good thing. :D

I think you might be confusing me with my sister ilovemyglo over there ---------> :D

[SATX*APhi]

Originally posted by OohTeenyWahine
I am soooooo not the party animal. I stay at home like I'm supposed to because being studious and academic is a very good thing. :D

I think you might be confusing me with my sister ilovemyglo over there ---------> :D
Nope! It's not her I was thinking of. ;)

[SATX*APhi]

OTW, okay, maybe social butterfly is more of what I was thinking. Either way though, I know you are a wild woman! :D

[The1calledTKE]

The person most like to have talked to every girl on GC at one point in time James

Funniest damasa, KsigRC, KDatUTC

Most likely to be the first person to question why UFPike was banned or had a thread locked UDZETA

Coolest politcal views xokathy, shark in skirt

Most likely to end up famous one day amycat412

sexiest alphagam1019 (duh):D

Most likely to talk about sex ilovemyglo

Person most likely to get a headache because of GC John

Person most likely to say FSU will dominate football next year librasoul


on a side note

Best baseball team around Boston Red Sox :D

[wishinhopin]

So I was reading this thread, thinking that I wouldn't get mentioned because I never really get up into the greekchat mix, but there I was! Y'all are so sweet! I have to add a few of my own, of course...

Best stories: lifesaver
Mod who pushes the boundaries (in a good way): James
Most supportive: Justamom
Gives sound advice: Navane
Most up front, all cards on the table, funny: Optimist Prime

Oh there's so many more but I'd have to spend all day typing...perhaps more later!

Corina

[sigtau305]

Originally posted by zntke711

Best baseball team around Boston Red Sox :D [/B]


zntke, I beg to differ. best baseball team is : CLEVELAND INDIANS :D

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by zntke711

Best baseball team around Boston Red Sox :D

Originally posted by sigtau305
zntke, I beg to differ. best baseball team is : CLEVELAND INDIANS :D

BEST BASEBALL TEAM: THE NEW YORK YANKEES!!! :D :cool: :) JETER, get well soon!

[Dionysus]

Get back on topic yall! :mad: ;)

[SATX*APhi]

Originally posted by Dionysus
Get back on topic yall! :mad: ;)
I give that 2 drinks in the "GC drinking game" thread. Drink up!

[Optimist Prime]

Yay, I got an award or two or three or whatever. Yay! Yay! I'm retarded yay!!

[sigtau305]

Originally posted by Cream
BEST BASEBALL TEAM: THE NEW YORK YANKEES!!! :D :cool: :) JETER, get well soon!

Hey, you still sniffing george's money, Cream?:p INDIANS RULES!!!!!!

I hope Jeter gets better soon also (yes, I'm a jeter fan as well:) )

[shadokat]

BOOOOOOOOOO!!! LETS GO METS!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Originally posted by Cream
BEST BASEBALL TEAM: THE NEW YORK YANKEES!!! :D :cool: :) JETER, get well soon!

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by shadokat
BOOOOOOOOOO!!! LETS GO METS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No need to BOOOOO
The Mets are good, too. :)

[Dionysus]

People are still off subject...DRINK! :D

[AlphaFrog]

I agree, but I'm not feeling like getting totally wasted so I'm pulling this thread back to topic.

Tom Earp gets the award for most "DRINKS" dedicated to him!

Congrats, now there's a award to be proud of!:)

[AXJules]

Am I the only person who continues checking in here to see if I got a damn award??? Get back on topic! LOL...
I feel like that kid in the third grade who goes running up to get a prize, only he didn't win the race...:D

[SATX*APhi]

Originally posted by AXJules
Am I the only person who continues checking in here to see if I got a damn award??? Get back on topic! LOL...
I feel like that kid in the third grade who goes running up to get a prize, only he didn't win the race...:D
It's okay. I don't think I've gotten one either, but it's okay.

The GC'er I can most relate to right now: AXJules

There ya go! :cool:

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by AXJules
Am I the only person who continues checking in here to see if I got a damn award??? Get back on topic! LOL...
I feel like that kid in the third grade who goes running up to get a prize, only he didn't win the race...:D

Most likely to break into the GCI birthday bash:

AXJULES!!!! Go shorty!

[AXJules]

Originally posted by valkyrie
Most likely to break into the GCI birthday bash:

AXJULES!!!! Go shorty!

<SOB>> It's so nice to be noticed for my efforts......I'm gonna cry! From this day forward I'm doing this for EVERYONE who gets a birthday thread. I modestly accept, Valkyrie.

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Cream

The Mets are good, too. :)

The mets good? LMAO

[AlphaGamDiva]

i forgot about this thread.....

ok, more awards:

best person to have a conversation about politics with: tke :) (nuthin but luv, you freak-o liberal!)
best person to meet and go party with: the ivory :D
best person to crush on for a minute: kitso ;)
best smart a$$: rudey (ah, be still my heart) :p
best loser: damasa!!!! bwahaha! i win! :cool:
nicest poster: texas*princess
the one ya gotta wonder about: tie btwn james and tom

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva

best person to have a conversation about politics with: tke :) (nuthin but luv, you freak-o liberal!)


Gotta love me..

yours would be...

most likely to become a democrat since most her friends are: Mon!

;) :p

[The1calledTKE]

some new ones.

Person most likey tring to mack on 10 girls at one time: Docet

Best all around to talk to: Monica(diva) , hootie

GC'er most likely to make you laugh: Tom Earp

Lawyer or future lawyer I probably would ask legal advice on if I got in trouble: kddani

gc'ers I miss seeing post: xo_sue , thrillhouse

person I am most likely to have a random aim conversation with: adpi~ally

most likely to get killed in a hurricane: SATX (inside joke)

Texans that you can get along with: lifesaver, texas*princess

Gc'er life story I would most likely read: OTW

Most likely to brag that she is going to a Boston game and I am not mu_agd

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
i forgot about this thread.....

ok, more awards:
best person to meet and go party with: the ivory :D


girl, you are the SWEETEST!! :)

the best person EVER!! Monica!

[The1calledTKE]

Most likey to start craving Sonic food after reading this post: xok85xo ;) :p

[MoonStar17]

Originally posted by AXJules
Am I the only person who continues checking in here to see if I got a damn award??? Get back on topic! LOL...
I feel like that kid in the third grade who goes running up to get a prize, only he didn't win the race...:D

Nope :)

I am sitting here too wishing I too got an award on GC. The many silly nights on GC AIM have not yet got me anywhere..
I will succeed to be awarded on GC...if it kills me ;)

As for me:

Inspirtational: Justamom (your advice really opened my eyes and made me feel so much better...thank you)

Most likely to open her own pimp shop: GeekyPenguin (your deal on Damasa was great! well worth the 50 cents!) LOL

Biggest Flirts: Damasa and Tom: I have had the honor of flirting with the both you...and ohhhh what an adventure!! LOL good times!

Must read over and over to understand: Tom of course!

Funniest stories ever: Lifesaver...are you sure you just aren't a really great writer?? your stories would be GREAT sitcoms!!! hillarious!!! always makes me laugh....

Great Rhombi buddy: Cream :) and the rest are great toooo...thanks to LovelyIvy for taking it as far as to come up with Rhombi...who knew it all began with a question about the "inner circle" LOL

Most likely to have serious thread turn funny: Dionysus

Funniest: too many to name...you guys crack me up everyday!!!

Closest to my Heart: All my Phi Mu sisters who represent Phi Mu with such class and always make me smile.. you are great!!!

I will think of more for sure!
:D

[GMUBunny]

Originally posted by MoonStar17
Nope :)

I am sitting here too wishing I too got an award on GC. The many silly nights on GC AIM have not yet got me anywhere..
I will succeed to be awarded on GC...if it kills me ;)

Same here... ;)

[The1calledTKE]

Most likely to want a GC award. Moonstar, GMUBunny, AXjules ;) :p

[GMUBunny]

Originally posted by zntke711
Most likely to want a GC award. Moonstar, GMUBunny, AXjules ;) :p

Aww thanks for the half-ass try :D

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by GMUBunny
Aww thanks for the half-ass try :D

Well don't know ya realy but I do remember this from chat.. lol

Most likey not to care who see's her boobs: GMUBunny :p

[MoonStar17]

zntke:

nice try...but HEY ...THANKS!

lol wish it were a lil more creative...but beggers cant be choosers ;) LOL

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by MoonStar17
zntke:

nice try...but HEY ...THANKS!

lol wish it were a lil more creative...but beggers cant be choosers ;) LOL



How about most likely to kill a poster on the sexy letter thread: moonstar ;)

[GMUBunny]

Originally posted by zntke711
Well don't know ya realy but I do remember this from chat.. lol

Most likey not to care who see's her boobs: GMUBunny :p

http://www.spacespider.net/emo/rolleyes05.gif So not right....:p

[MoonStar17]

Originally posted by zntke711
How about most likely to kill a poster on the sexy letter thread: moonstar ;)

LOL

much better....this one made me laugh...im so glad my post was appreciated...

your toooo funny :D

[sugar and spice]

Coolest Wisconsin insomniacs: GeekyPenguin and damasa (if I could nominate myself for this award, I would, but I can't :( )

[texas*princess]

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
nicest poster: texas*princess


this is the first time i've skimmed through this thread.

thank you AlphaGam! that's so sweet! :)

[GeekyPenguin]

Insomniac and a pimp shop - boy am I a lot of fun! :D

[xok85xo]

Originally posted by zntke711
Most likey to start craving Sonic food after reading this post: xok85xo ;) :p


damn you brandon :)

[SATX*APhi]

Originally posted by zntke711

most likely to get killed in a hurricane: SATX (inside joke)

Well thanks. Rain just began, but just checking in to say I am still alive. :D ;)

[texas*princess]

stay safe SATX!

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Best co-fake sorority founder: sugar and spice
Best brother fraternity brother: damasa (who actually is technically my brother fraternity brother, but that's much too roundabout for here)

Yay, I got an award!

Although considering I am your ONLY co-fake sorority founder, it's not as exciting as it could be . . . :p

[SATX*APhi]

Originally posted by texas*princess
stay safe SATX!
Thanks t*p. I think the storm has pretty much passed. We were at the very southern tip of the storm, so all we got was a minimal amount of rain. There is still a wall of showers that needs to pass, but it won't last too long.

[/hijack] :D

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Best twin and candy monster: GeekyPenguin....girl we're so much alike it's scary! :)

Biggest flirt: Damasa, hands down

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice


Biggest flirt: Damasa, hands down

Hmmm, I don't think Blaine is trying to flirt...just being random. Eh, who knows!! :)

[FiReKraCkEr]

Best guy advice giver : Brando Commando!! TKE!! YAY

[Unregistered-]

Originally posted by KDatUTC
Hmmm, I don't think Blaine is trying to flirt...just being random. Eh, who knows!! :)

If B's idea of flirting is calling girls fudgepacker, asswipe, and dipshit, then he really has a weird way of flirting.

It's okay. Cuz he knows I STILL OWN HIM.

[LuaBlanca]

Originally posted by MoonStar17
Must read over and over to understand: Tom of course!


I second that!!

[xok85xo]

yeah, i don't think blaine is a flirt so much as he is a spaz :)

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by xok85xo
yeah, i don't think blaine is a flirt so much as he is a spaz :)

:p

Ditto.

Although apparently the ladies like that . . .

[Tom Earp]

What is a Blaine?????:(

What does it mean when you call Blaine a Flit!:confused:

What was the name of this thread?:confused:

[AlphaGamDiva]

a blaine is a silly boy who likes to think he is cool

that is all.

;)

i win!

[sugar and spice]

Biggest GC Hater: damasa


(It's true.)

[MoonStar17]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
What is a Blaine?????:(

What does it mean when you call Blaine a Flit!:confused:

What was the name of this thread?:confused:


LOL Tom you are hillarious!!!!!

I can just picture you sitting at the desk looking all confused at the computer screen " a blaine????? what the hell is a blaine?????" LOLOLOL

:D

[Tom Earp]

To Blaine or not to Blaine that is the Question.

A Blaine by anyother Blaine is the Same

Ive been Blained!

Alas Poor Blaine, You have been Blained!

OKAY, What is the difference between a Flirt and a Flit??????

A Blaine!:D


Sorry Blaine, You have been Blained!;)

OOPS, My BAD BLAINE!:rolleyes:

The Blaine Award Goes to-----------????:confused: :D

[MoonStar17]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Man, this is like The Grapist but instead it's The Blainest. SCARY!!! :eek:

Girly, I seriously think that might just be the clue we were looking for on the big Grapist watch.... Blaniest or the Grapist, two men or one in the same....the world will never know.... or will they ;)
and for the quadzillionth time...NO im NOT the Grapist!

Thank you...this message has been brought to you by the ever special "MoonKilla"

:D

[kddani]

bumping for amusement purposes....

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
To Blaine or not to Blaine that is the Question.

A Blaine by anyother Blaine is the Same

Ive been Blained!

Alas Poor Blaine, You have been Blained!

OKAY, What is the difference between a Flirt and a Flit??????

A Blaine!:D


Sorry Blaine, You have been Blained!;)

OOPS, My BAD BLAINE!:rolleyes:

The Blaine Award Goes to-----------????:confused: :D

I just about died of laughter the first time I read this. And the second.

[DeltAlum]

It's a little scary, but I must confess:

My middle name is Blaine.

I have no idea what it means.

[Hootie]

GC'er most likely to console you and help you through a tough moment when you're feeling like nothing in the world is going right ~ Blaine

GC'er most likely to sleep-IM ~ SATX!!!! Girl you used to do that to me all the time, cracked me up!

GC'er most likely to crack you up ~ Tom Earp/Blaine tied!

GC'er who is friendliest ~ Brandon

Best GC Texan ~ Kitso! You always will be one :)

GC'er most likely to invite you to chat ~ Cream

GC'er most misunderstood ~ Imdachamp ;)

GC'er that'd go outta his way for ya ~ Aaron! Keep lookin' for those tickets buddy ;) Thanks!

[The1calledTKE]

Originally posted by Hootie

GC'er who is friendliest ~ Brandon



Thanks Amy!!:)

[DigitalAngel126]

Originally posted by SATX*APhi

Random IM'er - DigitalAngel126
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Seeing as I pretty much never IM you......you hit that one right on the head. :p

Easiest to talk to/STAY ON SUBJECT W/ on IM: Dionysus
Least tolerable texan (with a lowercase "t"): Kitso (nothin' but love for ya man :p)
Best to fight with but still be buddies: Librasoul22 ;)
Biggest JER: Blaine, of course....
Fabulous ears (good listeners): Vegasbaby1228, shopgirl, SigKapAlumWSU, and aurora_borealis.

I'm sure more will come to me. :)

[wreckingcrew]

Originally posted by DigitalAngel126

Least tolerable texan (with a lowercase "t"): Kitso (nothin' but love for ya man :p)
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ahem....

(steps up to microphone)

BLOW ME.

That is all.

Kitso
KS 361 times you should have learned in elementary school that you capitalize the names of countries or states, which definately applies in this situation as Texas is the only state with balls enough to have been it's own country.

[James]

Bump

Originally posted by James
Most Likely to start a religion: Tom Earp; incomprehensibility is a staple of religions and he sells mind altering substances.

Most likely to win Greek Jeopardy: Greeklawgirl; “I’ll take AGD history for 800”

Cutest Couple: Don’t know; You all look like black ink shaped characters.

Most fun to have 5 too many drinks with and sing bar songs off key: 33girl “Paradise by the Dashboard lights” and a little Janis Joplin

Most likely to mess up a “Sure thing” and then complain to us about it: Lifesaver; We revokin’ your Player Card

Most likely to win an Oscar for best Screenplay 5 years later than she should: Amycat; she shouldn’t have left that first one with the Bouncer at the Skybar.

Most likely to write a Best Seller but never get paid: Brooklineu; she gives it away for free.

Most likely to always be “the friend”: Billy Optimist

Most likely to give a “boy” dance lessons, and have him leave a “man”: DGPhoney

Most likely to be a surprise playmate during Playboy’s US search: KilarneyRose

Most likely to do VD videos for high school health class: Ex Greek

Most likely to maim someone in the defense of them and theirs: OTW, Carnation, and AXO Alum

Most likely to swerve to miss an animal . . . and wipe out some pedestrians: Lots of Heart

Best Taste in Men: ZTAngel; She dates a Kappa Sigma, ‘nuff said.

Most likely to appear as the Angel on your shoulder (animals house ref.): Delta Alum

Most likely to appear as the Devil: Me (James), KaBillyMac, Lil_G, KsigKid, KsigRC . . . we got you outnumbered Delta . . . they going to do the deed;)

Most likely to tell her undergrads to do the right thing and then slam down some shots of tequila: Shadokat

Most likely to be spokeswoman for American sororities: Pnguintrx

Most likely to teach ladies how to be Players . . . and shoot themselves in the foot: Cutiepie2000

Most likely to kill Bin Ladin: KaBillyMac

Most likely to say a Right Thing at the Wrong Time and be shot for it: Arya

Most likely to get arrested and take his friends with him: SigmaChicard, for posting his one crime on line and persuading the rest of you also. (Just make sure when you travel to meet Newbie, the age of consent laws in that state favor youJ)

Most likely to know everyone’s life story: Newbie

Most likely to invent a holiday to get a gift: DeltaBetaBaby

Most likely to be a porn director: Ksig Rc . . he has the music already . . . *BOW CHICKA BOW WOW*

Most likely to meet a guy . . . anywhere, even a morgue: Dejajeva

Most likely to have a great conversation over a beer: Justamom

Most likely to inspire you to sin, but you can still bring home to meet mom: IowaHawkeye

Best possible Greeksystem: all the GC members active together at the same school; How sick would that be?

[FiReKraCkEr]

The Most Intelligent Poster- sugarandspice, everytime I read her posts I'm like "Wow, she sounds so wise!" Seriously, there hasn't been a post she's written that has let me down :)

[valkyrie]

Most likely to inspire you to sin, but you can still bring home to meet mom: IowaHawkeye

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day! ;)

[GPhiBLtColonel]

I am too lazy to read all 17 pages of this thread but from the pages that I did read, some of y'all are pretty funny and deserve GC HUMOR awards!! :D

Personally speaking, I would like to award TOM EARP a GC "Smile Maker" award...I just LOVE his posts and his emails!;) They make me smile and feel good! He may be older than almost 90% of everyone else on GC (sorry Tom!) but this cranky old broad (moi!) thinks he's got what it takes (and I haven't even met him!)

:p so there.....

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by FiReKraCkEr
The Most Intelligent Poster- sugar and spice, everytime I read her posts I'm like "Wow, she sounds so wise!" Seriously, there hasn't been a post she's written that has let me down :)

Okay, I'll add more!

Sweetest Co-Mod- KRose, I adore you! :)
Best Taste in Music- xok85xo, thanks for sharing Matt Nathanson with me!! I still love him!
Biggest Drama Queen (after me, of course)- PM_Mama00, you always crack me up. I swear if we ever met, we could cause some serious damage!!

[Tom Earp]

What do you mean I am 90% older than most GCers?

Well I think younger than 90% of the GCers!:D

Now if you called me the TYPO King, I would gladly accept that Award!:)

Has anyone noticed that Souther Girls Type with a Soutern Accent?

God Damn I turn to melted Butter!:)

JAMOM and DeltaAlum for making the most soothing post that have rhymn and reason, Some of oldesters who are no longer posting much, so many!

Cele. Sweety, you make me feel so good!;)

[PM_Mama00]

Originally posted by FiReKraCkEr

Biggest Drama Queen (after me, of course)- PM_Mama00, you always crack me up. I swear if we ever met, we could cause some serious damage!!

Yay! That's the first time I've ever heard drama queen in a good way! Hellz yeah! :)

Copying this from James post, changing and deleting some.

Most likely to win Greek Jeopardy: Brandon (zn711TKE)...

Most likely to write a novel but never get paid: decadence

Most likely to do VD videos for high school health class: James... I duno why

Most likely to swerve to miss an animal . . . and wipe out some pedestrians: Valkyrie :)

Best Taste in Men: Definately Sandy (OTW)

Most likely to say a Right Thing at the Wrong Time and be shot for it: Russell

Most likely to have a great conversation over a beer: Sh80
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Ok mine

Best eyes: AlphaGamDiva

Best Livejournal posts: Sandy and Kiki

Most likely to talk about her sexual experiences with her husband and then get a crush on another GCer: Congayo

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by PM_Mama00
[Most likely to swerve to miss an animal . . . and wipe out some pedestrians: Valkyrie :)


Ahaha! You know me too well! :D

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Has anyone noticed that Souther Girls Type with a Soutern Accent?

LOL, I noticed that when I started writing ya'll in my sentances!

[hottytoddy]

I think I'd give the wittiest posts award to Rudey. He's such a smartass and I always crack up when I read them.

I am kinda the new girl around here though.

[mullet81]

Originally posted by hottytoddy
I think I'd give the wittiest posts award to Rudey. He's such a smartass and I always crack up when I read them.

I am kinda the new girl around here though.

i'll cosign that! he makes me laugh too - especially with his knowledge of women's jeans ;)

[Tom Earp]

Yep, but the only thing he knows about them is to wear them around his head and look like the Court Jester with less dangly things!;)
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Sory Rudey! Hard to resist buddy!